Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to Independent Musicians Foundation.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

NRA Names Oliver North as Their Next President
Congratulations pour in from Iran, Nicaragua.

“Melania” Moves Up Quickly Among Most Popular Baby Names
Still trails current leader: Stormy.

Incels, “Involuntary Celibate” Men, Latest Angry Social Movement
Feel discriminated against just because they're assholes.

Mormon Church Ends Association With Boy Scouts
Catholic Church says it's ready to step right in.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

AXS TV Concerts
Published on May 7, 2018

Shot on January 10, 2015, at the Dar Constitution Hall in Washington DC, this concert features performances by Emmylou Harris and tons of other great artists! Premieres May 13th on AXS TV.

Thanks to AXS TV Concerts.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Republicans Have Run 13,000 Ads Against Hillary Clinton This Year
Seems to be working since she's still not president.

Washington Post: Trump Passes 3,000 Lie Mark Since He Took Office
Note: oft-repeated “no collusion” only counts once.

Facebook Introduces Dating App for its 2 Billion Users
Meet the Russian troll of your dreams.

Despite Budget Cuts, Search Continues for Signs of Intelligent Life
Only difference: telescopes now aimed at Nation's Capital.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Long one. Enjoy.

From YouTube comments:

Darko
6 hours ago
01 I Don't Want To Talk About It Now/02 I Ain't Living Long Like This/03 Red Dirt Girl/04 One Big Love/05 Love Hurts/06 Orphan Girl/07 Deeper Well/08 Boy From Tupelo/09 Wheels/10 Born To Run/11 The Maker/12 Boulder To Birmingham/13 Get Up John

Thanks to Larry Musicman.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Survey: Trump Voters Driven By Fear of Losing Status, Not Economic Hardship
“Make America Great Again for White People” too many words to fit on a hat.

Amazon-Owner Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin to Begin Sending Humans to Space Next Year
Those willing to pay for Prime can return in two days.

“Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli Now in Federal Prison
Selling cigarettes for $500 apiece.

Bob Dylan Introduces Own Brand of Whiskey
It will compete with Willie Nelson's own brand of marijuana and Bill Cosby's own brand of Quaaludes.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Thanks to texanboy35.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Readers of National Enquirer One of Most Supportive of Trump's Campaign, Says Tabloid's Owner
They like Trump, and they hope aliens who abducted Elvis return him at once.

Trump Hires Giuliani, Whom He Has Long Admired
For having balls to move his mistress into the mayor's mansion while his wife was still living there.

Ted Cruz, Called “Lyin'” Ted Cruz by Trump, Pens Glowing Tribute to Him for Time
Apparently also agrees his wife should wear a bag over her head and his father conspired to kill Kennedy.

Ex-New Jersey Governor Christie's Official Portrait Costing State $85,000, Three Times More Than Predecessors
Artist says he needs three times as much canvas, paint.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Worth seeing but they wouldn't let me embed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ztUdZPWKp0

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump World Tower in Manhattan Has 72 Floors, But Lists 90 Floors in The Elevator to Make It Appear Higher
Trump's I.Q. is 72, but he lists it as 90 to make himself look smarter.

Heinz Introduces Mayochup, Combining Mayonnaise and Ketchup
Follows failed rollout of Retard, combination of relish and mustard.

CBO Projects Massive Spike in Deficit, Debt Under Trump Due to GOP Tax Bill
Biggest increase since invention of credit in 17th century.

Louisiana State Senate Defeats Bill to Raise Minimum Age to Purchase Assault Weapons from 18 to 21
Lowers age for marrying your cousin from fourteen to twelve.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Something a little different. #5 my hind end. I think they're about 5 off.

Thanks to Terje Morewood.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Mueller Tells Trump He's Not a Target Yet
The paint's still drying on the bulls-eye.

Sinclair Embarrassed as All Its News Anchors Read From Same Script
Owner explains network merely trying to promote upcoming presentation of The Stepford Wives.

“Roseanne” Producer Urges Fans to Ignore Star's Hitler Photo Shoot
Unless it's the only reason they're watching.

Elon Musk: “God-Like” AI Could Doom Mankind to Eternity of Robot Dictatorship
Could be better than what we have now.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

The setup:

Thanks to TVWow.

The payoff:

Thanks to JasonKT.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Kim Jong-un Takes Luxurious, Bulletproof “Mystery Train” to China, Meets With Xi
Trump furious, wants his own mystery train.

Majority of Americans Not Seeing Any Change to Their Paychecks
But their boss just got a new Bentley.

In Wake of Successful “Roseanne” Debut, Networks Mull Other Revivals
Like “Amos 'n Andy.”

Russian Propaganda Video Shows Multiple Nuclear Warheads Descending on Florida
It's quickly put to use by Alabama Tourism Board.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

1984

Thanks to TheRover98TB.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Imposes $60 Billion in Tariffs on China, Just Like He Promised His Base
Next: locking up Hillary.

As Boomers Age, Home Health Worker 3rd Fastest-Growing Job
Right behind marijuana delivery man.

Trump Proposes Cutting Funds For Scientific Research
Plan hailed by the Flat Earth Society, Friends of Coal, American Adults Who Believe in Santa Claus, and Densa.

MLB: Red Sox, Yankees to Play Two Games in London in 2019
Despite concern cricket fans will find baseball annoyingly fast and stay home.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

I like them doing this tune together.

Thanks to TRAD TG4.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump Fires Cabinet Member Who Called Him “Fucking Moron”
Not the one who called him “dumber-than-dirt douchebag” or the one who called him “shit-for-brains asswipe.”

Studies: Incompetent Men More Often Seen as Leaders Than Competent Women
Study based on results of last election.

Republican Report on Russia Finds No Collusion
All depends on what definition of “no” is.

Wall Street Journal: Wells Fargo Paid CEO Timothy Sloan $17.4 Million Last Year
One dollar for every customer he cheated.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

10 mars 2018

Thanks to FRANCIS DEHAN.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

House Republicans Furious Over Tariffs
Fear price of tinfoil hats will skyrocket.

EU Threatens Retaliatory Tariffs on Harley-Davidsons, Bourbon, Levis
Our only exports.

Trump to Consider Elephant Trophy Imports on “Case-By-Case” Basis
Will apply same protocol to trophy wife imports.

Study: Fake News Travels Farther, Faster Than Real News
But fake study concluding just the opposite reaches more people sooner.