So this year I will be having thanksgiving with my family which is kind of weird because I have spent the last few years at Taylor and Austin's house in Spanish Fork, Ut. (Going to miss that by the way! I loved all of Taylor's good cookin'!)
Some of you know I re-decorated my dad's chiropractic office this last month, it looks so much better haha. Anyway, he has a quote board in his office that needs to be updated more, so I looked up a bunch of quotes for me to write for this month. I found the motivational ones of course but then I came across a few funny ones that I won't post in his office but I thought I would share with you....Haha.
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." -Kevin James
"I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. -Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often." -Johnny Carson
"The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands." ~Author Unknown
"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out."
~ Jay Leno
"Here I am 5 o’clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt."
~Roseanne Barr
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." -Jon Stewart
"May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy, have a nary lump. May your yams be delicious, And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs." -Anonymous