Tell me Lies about Iraqnam

Tell me Lies about Iraqnam
by anonyMoses

I was run over by an SUV one day.
Ever since the Selection I've walked this way
So stick my legs in Hummers
Tell me lies about Iraqnam.

Heard the Wingnut screaming with hate
Couldn't find myself so I went back to Slate
So fill my ears with Limbaugh
Stick my legs in Hummers
Tell me lies about Iraqnam.

Every time I shut my eyes all I see is Plames
Made a blog entry and I carved all the names*
So coat my eyes with football
Fill my ears with Limbaugh
Stick my legs in Hummers
Tell me lies about Iraqnam.

I smell someone learning, hope it's just my brains.
They're only dropping daisy-cutters and daisy-chains
So stuff my nose with cocaine
Coat my eyes with football
Fill my ears with Limbaugh
Stick my legs in Hummers
Tell me lies about Iraqnam.

Where were you at the time of the crime?
Down in Camp David drinking slime
So chain my tongue with Coors Lite
Stuff my nose with cocaine
Coat my eyes with football
Fill my ears with Limbaugh
Stick my legs in Hummers
Tell me lies about Iraqnam.

You put your bombers in, you lock your conscience out,
You take the human being and you pissed it all about
So scrub my skin with Oil
Chain my tongue with Coors Lite
Stuff my nose with cocaine
Coat my eyes with football
Fill my ears with Limbaugh
Stick my legs in Hummers
Tell me lies about Iraqnam.

-anonyMoses


*Iraq Honor Roll created and maintained by blogmeistress, Iddybud, for whom, along with Adrian Mitchell, this is dedicated...along with the thousands who have died and will die.

Based on this poem...
anonyMoses

Joseph Wilson: "Ah, you did it, Bob!"

Joseph Wilson: "Ah, you did it, Bob!"

NEW YORK In his new book, published today, former Ambassador Joseph Wilson gets a chance to slam his nemesis, columnist Robert Novak, and he hardly holds back.

Novak, in a column last July, named Wilson's wife, Valerie Plame, as a CIA operative, blowing her cover, after he'd received tips from two White House sources. The incident is now under federal investigation.



anonyMoses Predicts

David (Letterman) & Goliath : Stupid President Tricks

David (Letterman) & Goliath: Stupid President Tricks

Jay Leno is a mere lover of money and popularity. A teenager at heart.
David Letterman, however, is an adult. And as an adult, he shows no deference to money or popularity. He seeks, and exposes, the truth.
He slays Goliaths, rather than coddles and protects Goliaths.

Here is an article that show why Dave has more class and balls than that pathetic Jay Leno...and that even more pathetic George W.

Will Ted read the names of the thousands of dead Iraqis?

Will Ted read the names of the thousands of dead Iraqis?

Against the wishes of the Right Wing, Ted Koppel read the names of the fallen dead Americans. 721 so far. The thousands have yet to appear. The thousands of Iraqis, as well as the thousands of future American deaths. Will your son or daughter be one of them?

Rather than lash out at Ted Koppel...how 'bout lashing out at George W, Cheney, Wolfowitz, and the others who insisted we trade children for corporate profits.

Anyone who invests in those companies who are reaping the rewards from these sacrifices...have blood on their hands. Lots of it. And I'd suggest you rethink your portfolio.

Pissing on Muslims

A British Soldier pisses on captured Iraqi

Pissing on Muslims

Call me crazy, but I don't think this is a good idea. In fact, I think it is a bad idea. I even think killing people is a bad idea. Is it unAmerican to think killing and pissing on people is a bad idea? Should I rather glorify it?

We need to pull out of Iraq. We have proven to the world that we are a bunch of schmucks. They are holier than us. And have more respect for life and humanity. At least it certainly seems that way.

They kill 4 (four) contractors, and we kill thousands of them, and sacrifice a few hundred of our own men and women's lives in response? Is this sane?

Quagmire. That is what it is. Hell on Earth. BushWorld. Hell on Earth.

And who is the leader of this Hell on Earth? THis BushWorld?
Well, that would be Mister Bush. The magnificent cowboy. The killer president.
And we're playing cowboys and Iraqis. And we're losing.

Lying, cheating, stealing, killing... Not a gentleman's gestalt.
Bush is not a gentleman. Nor are his cronies.

But they are rich! And that must count for something.
I hope it can buy them some fire-proof suits, because they will need it in Hell.

Don't let them drag us further into their Hell.
Impeach the bastards. At least vote them out.

Kinder, gentler my ass...

Bring back George Herbert! At least he was a gentleman!
And didn't piss on people.

Bush Creates Hell on Earth: Falluja - "a severe humanitarian crisis"

Bush Creates Hell on Earth: Falluja - "a severe humanitarian crisis"

Save Bob Edwards

NPR's Bob Edwards

Save Bob Edwards: NPR's Bob Edwards is on his last day as host of Morning Edition...after 25 years. Perhaps it is time to try out Morning Sedition...
I'm listening to both right now.

Thanks for the memories, Bob! So nice to have a calm, honest voice during these strident days of bloviators and lying liars.

But Bob...remember...always look on the bright side of life!

Secret Video of Bush, Cheney confessing to 911 Panel

Secret Video of Bush, Cheney confessing to 911 Panel

Well...it could happen!

Here

Bush to America: "Watch Sports! Everything's Fine!"

Bush to America: "Watch Sports! Everything's Fine!"

The less you know, the better he looks.
Bush/Cheney '04

Bush? God's Messenger? Give God More Credit!!

Bush? God's Messenger? Give God More Credit!!

Was not your high school teacher more lucid than Mister Bush? - Surreal McCoy

Al Franken Plays Rush Lies on Show. Will Rush Play Al? Is he an Al Truist?

Al Franken Plays Rush Lies on Show. Will Rush Play Franken? Is he an Al Truist?

A Challenge: Since you dittoheads have given Rush millions of your hours, can you give Mr. Franken a hundred?


"Right Wing Non-Lie of the Day"...I love it!

-Air Ration Guard member and Al Truist,
Anonymoses

PS: Bless that caller!

The Right is Square

The Right is Square

There are Republicans who are actually quite hip. Chaffee, Leach, Johnson, Spector and Shays come to mind. But those who have hijacked the Party are, well, square, unhip, bassackwards. I mean look at it! Tom Delay? Phat Robertson! Jerry Foolwell???
And get this! GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!!! Bwaahahahahaha!!!! What a hoot! He can't even string together a simple sentence!

I'll have to come back to this...

Wilson exposes Bush Admin. in new book

Joe Wilson, a former ambassador, will this week reveal the name of the government official who "outed" his wife - revealing her identity as a CIA operative in apparent revenge for his role in proving the White House made false claims about Iraq's efforts to develop nuclear weapons.

CBS: U.S. military police stacked naked Iraqi prisoners in a human pyramid

U.S. military police stacked naked Iraqi prisoners in a human pyramid, and attached wires to one detainee to convince him he might be electrocuted, according to photographs obtained by CBS News which led to criminal charges against six American soldiers.

Virtual Bohemia: Liberal TV comes to America

Liberal TV comes to America: The Virtual Bohemia Channel
Watch the VBC!

Punctuation Sweeps the Globe!

Punctuation Sweeps the Globe!:

"Her sticklers' guide to punctuation is a publishing sensation, topping the British bestseller list for 18 weeks. Now Lynne Truss has pulled off something even more remarkable: her book, Eats, Shoots & Leaves, has gone global. And like JK Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, Truss's international success looks set to make her a millionaire.
The slim volume, subtitled The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation, is storming bookshops in country after country, entrancing pedants everywhere from Saudi Arabia to South Korea. It has soared to number one in Australia, Canada, Hong Kong, Malaysia, New Zealand, Singapore and South Africa. "

Kerry's VP: John Edwards is the only real hope for Kerry

Newsday.com: Gephardt, Edwards Undergo Checks for Veep

Listen to Right Wing Radio, and you will hear them talk about how nice it is that you know that Cheney, the VP, is not angling to eventually become President...as if it is preferred to NOT have a potential successor waiting and prepared in the wings.

This is bullshit. They are saying this BECAUSE they fear Kerry will pick John Edwards...whom everyone can recognize as the kind of person America can actually rally around and enjoy serving. They see in him a good an honest steward, whose heart is in the right place, and whose very presence inspires confidence and hope. A sort of new improved Tony Blair...only without the stain of having colluded with Chimpy.

Face it. John Edwards will be President of the United States...some day. Maybe even sooner than we think. If Kerry doesn't choose him, maybe Kerry should step aside, as some have already suggested, and let Edwards have at Bush. This is not a time for pussyfooting.

No Pussyfooting

Gephardt is a pussyfoot. No offence. He is still a good man. A ricecake, but a good man.

The other unknown quantities Kerry seems to be courting are likely to draw even less support than Gephardt.

Don't listen to the turncoat Dick Morrises out there. And they ARE out there. Use a little logic for a change. Who got the most votes...other than you, Mr. Kerry. What does that tell you? It should tell you that he would be a valuable asset, and would bring large numbers with him.

He is also better looking than you. Practically as good-looking as me!
And as shallow as this may seem...look at Joe Lieberman. His own greed, arrogance and envy are written in his face. These are not attractive traits.

Edwards is not so encumbered.

Granted, it might be cool to get someone like Robert Redford to fill the 2nd slot, but people might bemoan his lack of political experience, in a world of complex terrors. But who knows?

Of the usual suspects though...my vote goes to Edwards. And after your 8 years, Mr. Kerry, my vote will then go to your successor, who, by then, will have gathered enough wherewithal to become the greatest President this country has ever produced.

Besides...it's North Carolina's turn!

Buying Scalia: Cough it up for the Scotus, Dunce!

``If it is reasonable to think that a Supreme Court justice can be bought so cheap, the nation is in deeper trouble than I had imagined,'' Scalia wrote.

It costs a lot to buy one of these celebrities. Millions and Millions.
And I hope some ambitious journalist is following the money trail...

More on Cheap Scalia

The Ironic Bush Forward Running Watch

The Ironic Bush Forward-Running Watch

Remember the Clinton Backwards Running Watch? As if Clinton was somehow backwards, as if Bush is somehow futuristic! God help us if HE is our future!!

The Bridge to the 21st Century was usurped, detoured...and wound up back at 20th century...with it's typical warring, oil and pre-post-modernism.

As you will note from this Rush site...the Clinton backward running watch is no longer valid. Proved wrong, as is always the case with genetic hypocrites...by the truth that always find its way to the surface.

On Arianna's blog: Hope, Idealism and...Humor

Go say hello to Arianna...before she becomes inundated.