Arguing in the Appellate Court Virginian

Yesterday was my first argument in the Virginia Court of Appeals. While I was sitting in the office waiting for appointments to show this afternoon I sat down and typed out as much as I could remember. It's accurate to a point. Parts that followed my planned argument are easier to remember as well as some other, ummm, "interesting" parts. Admittedly, I remember my answers the best but I suspect that the memories of the first few answers are more accurate than those mid to late argument and some of my answers probably weren't as well made as I now recall. The judge's questions are all summarized (and probably miss some points). The summary of the Senior Assistant Attorney General's argument is terrible and does her an injustice. I remember her argument as being very well made; I just can't remember it except for the notes I took to reply to certain parts.

The case is about the application of Virginia's speedy trial statute which requires that a case be dismissed if a defendant is held in continuous custody for 5 months after his preliminary hearing without trial and that people who are not in continuous custody must have their cases tried in less than 9 months. Mr. Smith was tried after six months had passed from his prelim.

At trial, the prosecutor argued that the 5 months was not applicable to Mr. Smith because he was being held in a juvenile detention facility on a charge entirely unrelated to the case on trial and therefore was not being held for the case on trial; Mr. Smith was clearly tried within the 9 month period. This is the argument which won the day in the trial court. On the appeal, the attorney general raised an argument which had not been raised in the trial court. Relying on the order setting the trial date, which used canned language stating the date was set "with concurrence of defense counsel" the Attorney General asserted that I had waived my statutory obligation to object to the setting of a date outside the speedy trial period. I wasn't present when the date was set in order to object and had noted a "continuing objection" when I provided potential dates to the prosecutor (who set the trial date in tandem with the judge).

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Good Morning, your Honor, I'd like to reserve 5 minutes.

May it please the Court, Counsel.

I'd like to address first the argument I think is the strongest one made by the Attorney General: that I acquiesced in allowing a court date to be set beyond the speedy trial period.

It's their strongest argument because it wasn't raised by the Commonwealth attorney in the circuit court.

* Judge Jones: Are you talking about the 14 December order setting the trial date?

Yes, your honor. It's a pro forma standardized order the clerk's office issues in every case.

* Judge Jones: How is this case different from Hudson v. Commonwealth?

This case is different because of the manner in which cases are set in Pitcairn County. The defense attorney is not present when cases are set in Pitcairn County. He's only there on the date set for trial. Defense attorneys forward their available dates to the Commonwealth Attorney before the date is set. On page 59 of the appendix you'll see that my dates were so forwarded; I noted every date within the speedy trial period as an available date and thereafter listed my later available dates. The Commonwealth Attorney took those dates to the judge and they set the date.

* Judge Jones: Were you precluded from going to set the date?

Sir, I've never tried to go and had a deputy bar me from the judge's chambers. However, in Pitcairn County the standard practice is for the Commonwealth and the judge to meet and set the court dates. I provided my available dates; I didn't try to break into the judge's chambers to take part in this proceeding.

* Judge Jones: You provided the chosen trial date as available?

Yes sir, but if you look at the top of that fax you'll note that I wrote "This is not a waiver of my continuing objection to the continuance in the Smith case."

* Judge Jones: Doesn't the Court speak thru its orders?

Your Honor, I think the record can be used . . . Sir, this is why I stated that if this had been raised in the court below I could have dealt with it there - just as the order which was actually raised at trial was dealt with via a nunc pro tunc order because it was also wrong. I had put both the Commonwealth and Judge on notice that I had a continuing objection and I'd given them every single date within the speedy trial period as an available date. I have to give the court more dates than that and come to court when I am required. That doesn't mean I have acquiesced in the setting of a date outside the speedy trial period. Please note, the dates provided were also for all the other cases I had that term.

* Judge Jones: Was this a final order?

With the exception of a nunc pro tunc change.

* Judge Jones: Was it the final order of the case?

No Sir.

* Judge Jones: Then why didn't you file a motion to change the trial date order prior to the final order?

Honestly, it wasn't argued in the court below and therefore I never addressed it. The clerks in the Pitcairn court file pro forma standardized orders. I hadn't investigated that order since it's not required that one be filed - only that the record reflect the court's action and I had looked toward the continuing objection I had filed. I first took notice of this when the Attorney General relied upon it in the appeal.

* Judge Greene: After the 14 December date was a hearing held on the speedy trial issue?

Yes Sir. In that hearing the Commonwealth relied upon an argument that the 9 month period applied instead of the 5 month period because Mr. Smith was being held the entire time on a different charge in a juvenile detention facility. He also argued that I had agreed to the continuance on the original trial date but, because that was argued in the trial court I was able to establish that the order he was relying upon was incorrect and nunc pro tunc it.

I objected at every opportunity. I objected at the original trial date. I noted the continuing objection when I provided my dates. The next time I was in court was the trial date and I made my speedy trial argument at that time. With the trial court's leave I again made the speedy trial argument on the sentencing date. These were all the contacts I had with the court.

The trial court denied my motion because the judge felt the 9 month period should apply rather than the 5 month because Mr. Smith was in the juvenile detention facility serving time on a different charge.

If we move to this point, it's where the Commonwealth's case is weakest. If your read Price v. Commonwealth, which was adopted in toto by the Supreme Court of Virginia in Commonwealth v. Price, the case is a little complex but it's clear that one of the arguments relied upon by the Commonwealth was that Price was held on a juvenile probation violation and therefore the 5 month period was not appropriate. As I read the facts in that case, the defendant was in custody of the jail for 4 months when the speedy trial motion was made and had previously been in custody of a juvenile detention facility for at least a month. I think this was the basis of the Commonwealth's argument. Nevertheless, whatever the basis of the Commonwealth's argument was this court held that "It is immaterial that such custody coincided with the detention of the defendant incidental to the unrelated commitment."

For this point Price referred back to Funk and I also discussed the case law in Ford. These two cases are detainer cases and have been over-ruled by the General Assembly but at this time they were good law. Therefore, while there might be some question as to whether Price is currently good case law it was clearly the binding precedent at the time. I'd say it is still good law because Price didn't deal with detainers - it dealt with someone being held as the trial progressed. In any case Price was good case law at the time.

The test is whether the trial court can bring the defendant to court to answer to his charges. They could. They did. They just didn't do it until the speedy trial period had passed.

I'd ask that the case be reversed and dismissed. If there are no further questions?

* Chief Judge: No.

Thank you.

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Attorney General

* Judge Jones: Do we consider how Pitcairn does it in determining whether the speedy trial statute was tolled?

AG: No, per McCray v. Commonwealth.

* Chief Judge: Is the defense attorney at fault because he gave dates which were beyond the speedy trial date?

AG: Yes, Your Honor, he should not have given the court any days beyond the date on which the speedy trial time period ran.

Going further, what distinguishes this case from Price is the fact that in Price the judge had ordered Price remanded to jail. He was held at the juvenile detention facility but at the time he was also ordered remanded to jail. There was no remand to jail in the case at bar.

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Me: Going back to the first argument, I again assert that the reason it's the stronger Commonwealth argument is the fact that it was not raised and dealt with in the trial court. Addressing McCray, McCray is distinguishable from this case in that in McCray the defense attorney called the prosecutor's office and the prosecutor and defense attorney set the specific date between them. He affirmatively set the date.

* Judge Greene: How many days had passed on 14 December?

Sir, it was 144 days.

* Judge Jones: Don't you have a duty to inform the court of the date when speedy trial will run?

No, it's my duty to put the court on notice to my objection to any date beyond the speedy trial date and I did this on my fax to the prosecutor.

* Judge Greene: Did the judge have notice of your continuing objection?

I cannot be certain because the fax was sent to the prosecutor but I assume that he took it with him to set dates. In any case, the prosecutor bears a burden of making sure cases fall within the speedy trial period.

* Judge Jones: If an order is put in front of me and it states that it is with the concurrence of the defendant do I have a duty to investigate?

PROPER ANSWER (the one I should have given): The judge was at the setting of the case and knew I wasn't there to concur in it.

IDIOTIC ANSWER (yep, this is what I said): I wasn't there when the order was signed. In fact, as you can see it wasn't physically signed. As far as I know, it was stamped by the clerk and never seen by the judge. (OMG, how stupid can I be?)

* Judge Jones (incredulous): Are you alleging that this wasn't signed by the judge?!?

Yes, your Honor, it is technically signed by the judge. It's a stamp with s, a backslash, the judge's name typed, and the word JUDGE typed under it.

Your Honor, I'd ask to withdraw that answer. I have no proof of anything - it's speculation and inappropriate.

[NOTE: This may not have been the stupidest thing I've ever said in court, but it's close. A spur of the moment thought, it didn't forward my argument, it wasn't based on any facts, and could only serve to upset the judges. When I had some time today, I looked over a number of orders from this county and they are all stamped signatures. I can only assume that the Judge has a stamp on his desk and uses it instead of writing his name over&over&over&over. ENDNOTE]

* Judge Greene (grinning at me as I back-pedal furiously): You were answering a question so it's forgivable.

Your Honors, the signing of the order is not when the error occurred. It occurred at the actual setting of the date when the Judge and Commonwealth Attorney, who definitely has a duty to make sure a case is set within speedy trial limits and had received notice from me that I was continuing my objection in this case set the case outside the time period.

* Judge Jones: How do we know the Commonwealth Attorney wasn't relying on the same tolling which the Attorney General has claimed today?

He didn't take that position at trial. He didn't argue that. His only argument along those lines was that I had concurred on the continuance on the initial trial date. Because of that argument the other incorrect order in this case was corrected. He knew how the system works in Pitcairn County and, because of that knowledge I don't think he'd have made the argument the Attorney General makes.

As to the claim that I should only have given those dates prior to the running of the speedy trial period, I suspect that if I had done that we'd be here today on the appeal of my contempt conviction rather than my client's appeal. I was providing dates to the court for every case that term, not just Mr. Smith's case; I specifically made sure that I provided dates for every day within the speedy trial period.

* Judge Greene: You might not have been granted a writ on a petition in your contempt case . . . ;-)

I may not have, Sir. :-)

Addressing the 5 or 9 month issue, your Honors, per 19.2-80 there's a requirement that those charged be brought before a judge and either released on bond or remanded to jail.

* Chief Judge: Did you raise this in the trial court?

[NOTE: In her brief, the Attorney General had claimed that I had not argued this in the trial court. The defendant, unlike the government, is not allowed to argue something if it wasn't argued in the trial court (with some very, very limited exceptions). ENDNOTE]

Yes I did your honor. It's not raised as artfully as I would care for, but if you look on the bottom of page 67 of the transcript and go to page 68 you'll see that I reserved this point. We were arguing the 5 or 9 month issue and I pointed out that Mr. Smith was served a warrant and thereafter was either to be given a PR bond or remanded to custody.

I'll admit, your Honor, that I had to go and look up the number of the code. However, I did know this area of the law and argue it in the circuit court.

* Chief Judge: Thank you, Mr. Lammers. Your time has run.


At this point the judges came down, shook our hands, wished us well, and returned to the bench to call the next case.

Trial By Combat in Montana

For shame, Orin! Deriding a valid trial by combat motion. After all, Montana has adopted the English common law and I can't find a Montana statute getting rid of this part of the common law.

Cyber-Crime

1) Police are going to popular online communities to see if people are dumb enough to post evidence online. And, Y'know what? They are.

2) An interview with Chris Painter deputy chief of the Computer Crime and Intellectual Property Section of the U.S. Department of Justice:

When I started doing this, society wasn't as dependent on computers and computer networks as it is now. The kind of attacks we saw were more singular -- they used to be the result of lone gunmen, if you will, who were more interested in doing it to show they could. But more and more we are seeing a couple things. One is a merger between the criminal groups -- the groups who were using the Internet as a new tool to reach new victims -- and the more sophisticated hackers. What that means is that these kinds of hacking attacks are more and more done for a monetary motive. And we've also seen the rise of organized criminal groups. There have been some examples recently where organized criminal groups were hacking into systems and then extorting companies.

3) Some people are surprised by the amount of online crime:

''When I took this job a year and a half ago, I didn't think we would find any computer crime. But there are a lot of individuals out there,'' said Special Agent Brett Banner, administrator of the Mid-Michigan Area Computer Crimes Task Force, based in Bay City.

4) From Nigeria:

There is need to devise means to stop perpetrators of internet crime. There is need to secure the present global village, mega businesses and the posterity from the protracted evil of cyber crime without delay.

5) Maine's Legislature is trying to expand it's cyber-crime task force.

6) Some departments are trying to even the odds with better software.

7) In the UK they're trying to update their computer law.

8) And finally, how can we expect normal people to obey the law when Best Buy is stealing software?

Laus Deo

He is Risen

Everyone have a great Easter. I'll probably be gone until Wednesday because, on top of Easter, I have my very first oral argument in the Court of Appeals on Tuesday. That's enough to make me nervous all by its lonesome and, of course, I really don't want to become one of HOWT's terrible appellate attorneys posts.

God Bless and keep ya'll.

The Governor & Carrying Weapons in the Open

Virginia has a concealed weapons law - no shock there. The problem has been that some amazingly bad case law has sprung up around this statute.

In Virginia, if you have a firearm in your car you are required to keep it in the open. Unless you have a concealed carry permit you are forbidden from locking the pistol in the glove compartment or even from locking it in a carrying case under the seat. For example, if you go to a very dangerous part of Richmond where about 2 cars a week are car-jacked you might want to take your pistol with you. On the other hand, perhaps you are just going to the range to target shoot. In either case, you must keep the pistol on the car seat, in plain sight, from the moment you sit down in your car until you leave (and take it with you). Should you leave the car at any time you cannot lock the pistol in the glove compartment - you must leave it in plain sight. If you have to stop and get gas you must leave the pistol in plain sight when you go inside to pay.

Of course, this is a part of the law which violates common sense. In other words it falls under the maxim "Nihil quod est contra rationem est licitum." Of course, not being a morally valid statute doesn't keep it from being enforced.

Usually, the situation which brings this to court is when a driver of a car tries to do the right thing and lock his pistol away where neither he or anyone else can get to it quickly and he gets pulled over. The officer wants to see his registration and it's locked in the glove compartment with the pistol. Mostly these charges are filed by rookies who aren't comfortable using their discretion, but occasionally you see them filed by a veteran officer who is angry at Client for some reason or wants to get "that elephant gun" off the street. Quite often the charge is dropped when Client agrees to relinquish his pistol (and then goes to a gun show over the next weekend and replaces it).

Republican Delegate Athey proposed a common sense addition to the concealment statute which would fix all this; by the time it passed both the House of Delegates and the Senate its language was:

Except as provided in subsection J1, this section shall not apply to:
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8. Any person who may lawfully possess a firearm and is carrying a handgun while in a personal, private motor vehicle or vessel and such handgun is locked in a container or compartment in such vehicle or vessel.

It solved the problem. However, our beloved Governor, Tim Kaine, vetoed the bill. Why?

This measure runs contrary to existing state law regarding concealed weapon permits, allowing persons who have not completed a criminal background check, and who are untrained with a handgun, to possess a firearm in a concealed manner within a locked compartment in their automobiles.

It also presents a danger to our law enforcement officers, who risk their lives for Virginians on a daily basis while patrolling our Commonwealth's roads and highways. The objections of law enforcement to this measure are compelling.

What an idiot. Of course, "it runs contrary to existing state law" - it's an attempt to fix an aberrationn in the law which punishes people for trying to be responsible. Arrrrggggg!!!!!

British Columbia Wants to Know How Many Kitchen Ranges You Are Using

The power company in British Columbia is being required to turn over unusually high usage numbers to municipalities. However, it's not to find people growing pot in their houses. Nope. Just ask Solicitor General John Les. It's about "consumption data reveal[ing] a homeowner using four kitchen ranges at the same time - not for any illicit purpose, but a safety hazard that was resolved with an electrical upgrade."

Quoth Chilliwack Mayor Clint Hames: "If laws are being broken and communities are being hurt ... we need to think about giving up some civil liberties to ensure safety."

And the Marijuana Busts Roll On

1 ton

2,000 pounds

3 pounds (and 500 mature mushroom plants)

29 pounds of marijuana, three pounds of hash oil and one kilo of kief

"An upscale house backing a golf course in the western part of this college town [Lawrence, Kansas] was used almost exclusively to grow marijuana."

If you grow marijuana at your house taking a picture of it and then going to get it developed at your local grocery store may not be the brightest move.

Marijuana: And Then There's California

1) Alameda County to issue medical pot ID

2) New medical marijuana dispensaries were temporarily banned in unincorporated parts of Contra Costa County to allow supervisors to develop new zoning regulations.

3) Future medical cannabis clubs looking to take root in Atascadero will have to comply with a new city ordinance approved Tuesday.

OMG! There's been a massive outbreak of serious, long-term, painful diseases and conditions in California. Either that or they're handing out marijuana to people who stub their toes.

Wait, there's one last story:

4) The city of Emeryville has paid $15,000 to a medical marijuana user who was busted for growing pot, settling a lawsuit that accused police of refusing to return his seized plants, some of which were stolen by thieves, authorities said today.

Hmmm . . . Y'know, I remember something about the feds still declaring all this stuff illegal and being supported by the courts. Heck, this open refusal to obey federal mandates is more than S.C. was doing before it declared secession. I wonder . . .

The Ever Increasing DUI Punishment

I really don't have a huge problem with a mandatory two years in jail for a third conviction within ten years (Pennsylvania) - although I think it would work better if you had it set up as a dual option: successful completion of DUI court or mandatory two years.

However, impounding someone's car just doesn't accomplish anything.

Remember once-upon-a-time when Richmond had the questionable sheriff? Well, it appears that things like that might happen in other States as well.

Police DUI Dismissal

A DUI charge against an officer was dismissed because the procedures were not properly followed.

Danger Will Robinson!!!

I found this in the sheriff's handout leaflet bin on the wall of the courthouse yesterday. Am I supposed to take it home and put it on my own door handle? Or maybe I'm supposed to put it on my rear-view mirror? But wait, wouldn't that be entrapment? I'm confused . . .

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal in Court

Many of us can harken back to the days of yore when we were taking physics or chemistry courses and learned the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal. While it's more complex than this, a basic description of the principal is that the act of observing a subatomic particle changes that particle. Well, this principal doesn't only apply to subatomic particles - it also applies to courtrooms.

The Courtroom Uncertainty Principal - the behavior of prosecutors and judges will change if reporters are present.

Yep, we've probably all been there before. It's a typical grand larceny. Client has been in jail 6 months waiting for the end of his trial and his recommended sentence is 6 months. Normally, you'd go up and point out the good things in your client's life (new child, fiance, job waiting at his Uncle's candy factory), the prosecutor would submit the case without argument, and the judge would sentence your client to the recommended sentence. You make your pitch and, without warning, the prosecutor pops up and goes into an impassioned speech about the horrors of your client's act of stealing three sweaters and how such an act is the ultimate example of evil in society and demands no less than digging a hole under the jail and burying Client in it for the next 5 years. The judge, cued in, gives a long and somber speech about the evils of your client's act of villainy and, usually, gives the same sentence he would have anyway. If you're a newly minted attorney you walk out of the courtroom wondering "What the heck just happened?" If you've been doing this for a while you don't even have to turn around - you know there's a reporter in the room. After you've been at it for a while you can even distinguish what kind of reporter without looking. If the prosecutor just wants to put your client in jail for the next ten years, it's the local paper. If the prosecutor wants to bury your client under the jail for those ten years, it's someone from the regional paper. If the prosecutor wants to impose the punishments of Tantalus or Sisyphus, it's a TV reporter. If the prosecutor starts by saying "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate" and wants to condemn your client's soul to eternal damnation in the 6th Circle of Hell, it's someone from the NYTimes or a national TV reporter (understand that this is merely a theoretical understanding on my part - I've never actually seen either of these in court).

To be fair, the prosecutor isn't the only person in court affected by observation. I'm sure there are defense attorneys who are affected as well - lawyers who wax rhapsodically about their client's epiphany and near certain canonization. And I know judges are affected. How do I know? Well, I saw it yesterday.

I walk into yesterday's pretrial hearing for those who are being held in custody (they are informed of their charges, asked what they intend to do for a lawyer, and have bond set). Mostly, there's the typical crowd: about 8 lawyers sitting around to see if a case will be assigned them by the judge, the clerk, a couple deputies, the families of a couple of the people who are getting pretried, the judge, and a really, really good looking redhead sitting on the front row. Upon a second or third look I realize she is dressed far too nicely. I look around. There's a guy over there in a light blue shirt, tie, and with perfect hair. And there's another one. Aha! We have reporters.

The hearings commence. The judge is being very clear and polite with each and every accused, but he's not changing many of the bonds the magistrate has set - unusual because this is a judge who is pretty assertive. Still, it could just be that he agrees with the bonds set by the magistrate. So we go thru the entire docket. The judge assigns attorneys to those who need court appointed attorneys; I get assigned to a trespass case in which the judge refuses to set any bond amount.

About 80% of the way thru the docket the judge is informed that Juan Guzman hasn't been brought to court. In fact, the local jail shipped him out to the regional jail this morning. Normally this would just mean that the pretrial would be put off for a day. However, on this day the judge orders the deputy to call the regional jail and see if a video pretrial can be set up; the deputy starts making the calls. In case you haven't guessed, Guzman is the reason the reporters are in court.

The English language portion of the docket ends. I get up to leave (I don't speak Spanish) and, since there's nothing currently going on in court, tell the judge "Have a good day, your Honor." It's the polite thing to do and most attorneys do it on their way out if it's the end of the docket and the judge isn't busy. This judge is a decent sort and normally you get a nod and maybe a "Good day" back. Yesterday: "You have a good day as well, Mr. Lammers. It's always good to see you in our courtrooms." Ya' coulda floored me. Free advertisement which made it sound like it was a privilege to have me in the courtroom. Now if I could just get the reporters to report that statement or the judge to say it in a courtroom full of people who might hire me . . .

I left the courtroom and never did find out if they were able to get the video pretrial set up. The regional jail's personnel don't answer to anyone in the county (they're not part of any sheriff's department) so they can be, ummmmm, intransigent when things aren't done exactly according to schedule. Still, with pressure from both a judge and reporters it may have come off.

Asking the Important Questions

Is Tom McKenna "actually David Feige in disguise?" Enquiring minds want to know!

Online Court

Online court in Korea. Can we be far from online criminal trials?

Am I a Criminal?

I don't know. Are you? None of the things you assert on the sign prove you to not be a criminal (although you obviuosly go to a school which engages in the crime of grade inflation).

Justice Dies

Justice Christian Compton, of the Virginia Supreme Court, has passed on.

The Things You Hear in the Courthouse

I'm walking down the hallway and there is a group of family members and friends sitting around outside a courtroom. As I walk past I realize they are reminiscing.

Mom to adult son: "Remember the first I brought you to court for a sentencing? You were so scared you ran around behind the house and I had to half drag you to the car to drive you to court . . ."

At this point I pass out of earshot but I look back and see the 30 something son looking a little chagrined. He wasn't too terribly upset; he looked more like I do when my Mom tells stories about something dumb I did as a child.

Continuing Legal Ed Ads I Got Last Week

Go down. I put things in a table and for some reason it caused the post to have a giant white portion at the top. I'll try to fix it when I get home Monday night.

For those of you who aren't lawyers, every year lawyers are required to take legal training ("Continuing Legal Education" or "CLE's") for a certain number of hours of legal training and a couple hours of ethics training (the actual hour requirement varies from State to State). This training can be done over the phone or internet or by attending a video recording of earlier training. However, most of the time people go to seminars or conferences which involve going to another city, spending the night before at the hotel's bar with other lawyers, and spending 9-4:30 on Friday sitting in a room with 100+ other lawyers watching a number of hour long lectures; there's also usually a lunch with a speaker. Personally, I find that most have one (maybe two) lectures and a lot of filler. I may be the only person who feels this way but somehow I doubt it - at least I don't do office work or read a paper during the lectures like I see a lot of people doing during the lectures. Anyway, some of the lectures are put on by the Bar and others by people trying to make money and they are big business. Every week I get a lot of advertisements for CLE's. Last week I decided I'd keep one copy of each (several came twice and at least 2 came three times) and lay them out for you good people. I've broken them down into 4 groups and pertinent facts for each CLE.
Name	Location	Fee + Other Costs	Time Consumed
Relevant to My Practice
The Perfect Jury: Selecting, Connecting, & Winning Them Over (National Association of Criminal Defense Attorneys	Philadelphia	$520 + $150	2 working days
Semi-Relevant
Criminal Enforcement of Enviromental Laws	D.C.	$995	2 working days
Virginia Bar Conference	Virginia Beach	??? + $150	2 working days & Sat
28th Intensive Session in Trial Advocacy Skills	D.C.	$2,500	10 days
Health Care Fraud 2006	Fort Lauderdale	$875	3 working days
Trying to Make Me Ethical
A Case Study of Sir Thomas More	Richmond	$179	1/2 day
Secrets of the Virtuous Lawyer	Richmond	$199	1/2 day
And Everything Else
15th Annual Employment Law Update Seminar	Richmond	$229	1 working day
24th Annual Real Estate Practice Seminar	Richmond	$209	1 working day
Helping Your Client Select the Best Entity Option	Norfolk	$309	1 working day
27th Annual Advance Estate Seminar	Irvington, Va	$400	1 working day & 1 weekend day
2006 Tort Law Seminar	Richmond	$250	1 working day
SEC/NASD Compliance	D.C	$995	1 working day
Debt Collection 101	Richmond	$260	1 working day

WikiMeme

Stole this one from my brother (with a twist)

Type in your birthday (minus the year) in the search bar at wikipedia.

List three interesting facts, two births, and one death that happened on your birthday and provide a quote for each.

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3 Facts:

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1) 660 BC Emperor Jimmu founds Japan

The Establishment of the Monarchy

The Emperor made an order, saying,

"During the six years that our expedition against the East has lasted, owing to my reliance on the Majesty of Imperial Heaven, the wicked bands have met death. It is true that the frontier lands are still unpurified, and that a remnant of evil is still rebellious. But in the region of the Central Land there is no more wind and dust. Truly we should make a vast and spacious capital, and plan it great and strong.

"At present things are in a crude and obscure condition, and the people's minds are unsophisticated. They roost in nests or dwell in caves. Their manners are simply what is customary. Now if a great man were to establish laws, justice could not fail to flourish. And even if some gain should accrue to the people, in what way would this interfere with the Sage's action? 29 Moreover, it will be well to open up and clear the mountains and forests, and to construct a palace. Then I may reverently assume the Precious Dignity, and so give peace to my good subjects. Above, I should then respond to the kindness of the Heavenly Powers in granting me the Kingdom, and below, I should extend the line of the Imperial descendants and foster rightmindedness. Thereafter the capital may be extended so as to embrace all the six cardinal points, and the eight cords may be covered so as to form a roof. 30 Will this not be well?

When I observe the Kashiha-hara 31 plain, which lies southwest of Mount Unebi, it seems to be the Center of the Land. I must set it in order."

Accordingly he in this month commanded officers to set about the construction of an Imperial Residence. . . .

Year Kanoto Tori (5th), Spring, 1st month, 1st day.

The Emperor assumed the Imperial Dignity in the Palace of Kashiha-hara. This year is considered the first year of his reign.

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2) 1905 AD Vehementer nos encyclical published

"That the State must be separated from the Church is a thesis absolutely false, a most pernicious error. Based, as it is, on the principle that the State must not recognize any religious cult, it is in the first place guilty of a great injustice to God; for the Creator of man is also the Founder of human societies, and preserves their existence as He preserves our own. We owe Him, therefore, not only a private cult, but a public and social worship to honor Him. Besides, this thesis is an obvious negation of the supernatural order. It limits the action of the State to the pursuit of public prosperity during this life only, which is but the proximate object of political societies; and it occupies itself in no fashion (on the plea that this is foreign to it) with their ultimate object which is man's eternal happiness after this short life shall have run its course. But as the present order of things is temporary and subordinated to the conquest of man's supreme and absolute welfare, it follows that the civil power must not only place no obstacle in the way of this conquest, but must aid us in effecting it. The same thesis also upsets the order providentially established by God in the world, which demands a harmonious agreement between the two societies. Both of them, the civil and the religious society, although each exercises in its own sphere its authority over them. It follows necessarily that there are many things belonging to them in common in which both societies must have relations with one another. Remove the agreement between Church and State, and the result will be that from these common matters will spring the seeds of disputes which will become acute on both sides; it will become more difficult to see where the truth lies, and great confusion is certain to arise."

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3) 1953 Eisenhower refuses clemency for the Rosenbergs

"As to any intervention based on considerations of America's reputation or standing in the world, you have given the case for one side. What you did not suggest was the need for considering this kind of argument over and against the known convictions of Communist leaders that free governments -- and especially the American government -- are notoriously weak and fearful and that consequently subversive and other kind of activity can be conducted against them with no real fear of dire punishment on the part of the perpetrator. It is, of course, important to the Communists to have this contention sustained and justified. In the present case they have even stooped to dragging in young and innocent children in order to serve their own purpose.

The action of these people has exposed to greater danger of death literally millions of our citizens. The very real question becomes how far can this be permitted by a government that, regardless of every consideration of mercy and compassion, is also required to be a just government in serving the interests of all its citizens. That their crime is a very real one and that its potential results are as definite as I have just stated, are facts that seem to me to be above contention."

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Two Births

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1) 1833 - Melville Fuller ~ U.S. Chief Justice

From Pollock v. Farmers' Loan & Trust (finding income tax unconstitutional)

"The men who framed and adopted that instrument had just emerged from the struggle for independence whose rallying cry had been that 'taxation and representation go together.'

The mother country had taught the colonists, in the contests waged to establish that taxes could not be imposed by the sovereign except as they were granted by the representatives of the realm, that self-taxation constituted the main security against oppression. As Burke declared, in his speech on conciliation with America, the defenders of the excellence of the English constitution 'took infinite pains to inculcate, as a fundamental principle, that, in all monarchies, the people must, in effect, themselves, mediately or immediately, possess the power of granting their own money, or no shadow of liberty could subsist.' The principle was that the consent of those who were expected to pay it was essential to the validity of any tax.

The states were about, for all national purposes embraced in the constitution, to become one, united under the same sovereign authority, and governed by the same laws. But as they still retained their jurisdiction over all persons and things within their territorial limits, except where surrendered to the general government or restrained by the constitution, they were careful to see to it that taxation and representation should go together, so that the sovereignty reserved should not be impaired, and that when congress, and especially the house of representatives, where it was specifically provided that all revenue bills must originate, voted a tax upon property, it should be with the consciousness, and under the responsibility, that in so doing the tax so voted would proportionately fall upon the immediate constituents of those who imposed it."

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2) 1909 - Max Baer ~ Boxer

"In June 1933, in the best fight of his career, Baer defeated the German, Max Schmeling, in front of 60,000 spectators at Yankee Stadium. During this match, Baer wore the Star of David on his shorts, in a demonstration of pride for the Jewish people at a time when Nazi persecution of German Jews was just beginning."

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One Death

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1650 - René Descartes ~ Philosopher & Mathematician

Supposing Deceit by Evil (to prove cogito ergo sum)

"12. I will suppose, then, not that Deity, who is sovereignly good and the fountain of truth, but that some malignant demon, who is at once exceedingly potent and deceitful, has employed all his artifice to deceive me; I will suppose that the sky, the air, the earth, colors, figures, sounds, and all external things, are nothing better than the illusions of dreams, by means of which this being has laid snares for my credulity; I will consider myself as without hands, eyes, flesh, blood, or any of the senses, and as falsely believing that I am possessed of these; I will continue resolutely fixed in this belief, and if indeed by this means it be not in my power to arrive at the knowledge of truth, I shall at least do what is in my power, viz, [ suspend my judgment ], and guard with settled purpose against giving my assent to what is false, and being imposed upon by this deceiver, whatever be his power and artifice. But this undertaking is arduous, and a certain indolence insensibly leads me back to my ordinary course of life; and just as the captive, who, perchance, was enjoying in his dreams an imaginary liberty, when he begins to suspect that it is but a vision, dreads awakening, and conspires with the agreeable illusions that the deception may be prolonged; so I, of my own accord, fall back into the train of my former beliefs, and fear to arouse myself from my slumber, lest the time of laborious wakefulness that would succeed this quiet rest, in place of bringing any light of day, should prove inadequate to dispel the darkness that will arise from the difficulties that have now been raised."

The Venerable Book Meme

Okay, we've all seen this one before, but it's usually interesting.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open it to page 161.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"It wasn't absentmidedness, it was intentional."

Until Relieved, Rick Shelley

"We were dangerous because we were obeying the law"

Ever wonder why people have little respect for many of our laws?

My theory is that we're trained not to respect them. In fact, for things to work properly you often must ignore the law.

You want proof?!? What, my bald assertions aren't good enough for you? Okay - Here's a video of a group of people who went out and obeyed the speed limit on a highway in Atlanta.

A discussion of indigent defense.

Annoying Facts

Magistrate's Blog goes over several annoying facts.

Expanding the Death Penalty

States are passing statutes allowing the death penalty for crimes other than murder.

Legislating Away Legislative Intent

Okay, after Tom pointed out that the Virginia General Assembly had changed the location of the "we still have the common law" statute I looked at the old sections and compared them to the new sections. While I'm certain that the old sections were changed primarily as a way to try to make me look foolish, I think a secondary reason for the repeal and readoption was to clean the chapter up and provide better section numbers.

I was looking around to see how much had been changed and stumbled across Va. Code § 1-247

Summaries of legislation.

Any legislative summary associated with a bill, joint resolution or resolution, including any summary appearing on the face of such legislation, shall not constitute a part of the legislation considered, agreed to, or enacted, and shall not be used to indicate or infer legislative intent.

Now, as I read that it's pretty much a death blow to legislative intent. If the explanatory language included in the official legislative history is not a valid indicator as to legislative intent then nothing is. How can anything be a valid indicator of intent if the delegates' and senators' official statements as to the intent are not valid?

Now we are faced with the question: if the legislature passes a statute which clearly implies that legislative intent arguments are not valid, do we follow the legislature's intent that we not follow the legislature's intent?

But wait, there's more.

Va. Code § 1-202. General rule of construction.

The rules and definitions set forth in this chapter shall be used in the construction of this Code and the acts of the General Assembly, unless the construction would be inconsistent with the manifest intention of the General Assembly.

Ah! We follow the legislature's "manifest" intent. So, if the General Assembly really, really meant it then we follow the legislative intent. We just can't use the official written intent attached to the legislation to determine if they really, really meant it.

But wait, manifest means "easily understood or recognized by the mind." So basically the General Assembly has called for plain meaning analysis as the primary means of construing a statute, banished legislative history, and (by implication) legislative intent.

You read it here first folks. The Virginia General Assembly has over-ruled by statute the 9 million criminal decisions from the Virginia Supreme Court and Court of Appeals which rely on legislative intent. It's all gone. Let the games begin!

BTW: Don't forget to cite this post in the multitude of appeals which will use this reasoning in the courts appellate Virginian - or, on second thought, maybe you'd best not cite me.

Dear Mr. Jailhouse Lawyer

Yes, I know you have looked up everything in the jail's exhaustive legal library. However, the fact that they spelled your name McIntyre on the indictment instead of MacIntyre does not mean they cannot convict you. No, the judge won't throw the case out. Yes, the judge will let the prosecutor amend the indictment. Even if the judge did throw out the indictment - which, I repeat, he won't - the prosecutor would just re-indict you. You are already serving 12 months on another charge; you won't get out of jail before he gets you indicted again next month.

No, Virginia Code § 8.8A-304 has nothing to do with your case. I know you think it does. I know you've tried to explain to me at least 6 times why it's relevant. It's not. I know I've explained this to you at least 6 times. The Uniform Commercial Code has nothing to do with your charge of assaulting a police officer. I think we're going to have to agree to disagree on this one. No, I won't be raising this issue during your trial. I know you'll try to explain to me why I should at least two or three more times, but I'm telling you right now I will not be relying on the UCC during your trial.

And, finally, if you are going to talk about me behind my back that's okay but please be just a little intelligent about it. At the very least, don't tell the deputy escorting you back to your cell that "that lawyer's stupid" while we are in the same hallway. I know I'm at one end of the hall (waiting for a door to open) and you are at the other end (waiting for a door to open) but you should know that tile floors and concrete walls tend to carry sound. I'm not really upset with your characterization - it's just another in a long list of things we disagree on. Still, when you do something like that it makes me nervous about how you might act during the trial and you probably don't want me distracted during your trial . . .

Banishing the Law

OMG! Virginia has banished all English common law. No more citing the Great Charter folks.

If the English common law now has no weight doesn't that mean there is no longer a recourse to an original intent argument in Virginia?

New LexCast is up

Yep! Ye olde name is back.

This LexCast starts out self-absorbed with me discussing what countries CrimLaw's readers come from. Then I go on to provide conclusive proof that - no matter how many people come here looking for her - I am not Karina Stenquist. Some legal discussion fills the middle of this LexCast covering everything from the Brits trying (yet again) to do away with juries to Sumo vigilantes. Finally, there's a quick discussion of the various podcasts and vidcasts I listen to and watch.

Constitution Illegal

"In a bipartisan vote on Friday, the General Assembly of Virginia has voted to pass into law Virginia Code 18.2-5: 'Interpretations of the federal constitution and the implementation of those is not applicable to any substantive or procedural criminal law.'"

. . .

"Senator Pans (R Pitcairn) stated that he sponsored the bill because "the federal constitution has no traditional or historic relevance to the enforcement of the criminal laws of the Commonwealth and the federal courts have far over-reached their mandate to interpret the constitution when they insist on releasing murderers and thieves for minor technical violations of the federal constitution. That document was meant as a limitation on the powers of the federal government, not on the government of Virginia. Criminal law is the purview of the States and legislating from the bench by federal judges must be stopped. As we all know, Mr. Jefferson made his opinion known on this when he wrote that 'whensoever the General government assumes undelegated powers, it's acts are unauthoritative, void, & of no force.'"

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"Delegate Salyer (D Pastorville) sponsored the bill in the House. "I think the rights of Virginians are protected under our own constitution. Our constitution begins with the rights of our citizens. It wasn't an afterthought like the federal rights. It's the interpretation of this document which should be paramount in Virginia, not a federal copy passed into law as an afterthought."

. . .

"The primary question remaining is whether Governor Kaine will veto the new law. His office refused comment yesterday. Gilbert Michaels, a professor of political science at UVA Norfolk, said that he doubted Governor Kaine could afford to waste political capital opposing this law. Professor Michaels stated that he thought Kaine had to much invested in his transportation issues to confront the General Assembly over a law which every Democrat not from a major metro area has signed off on. As well, he thought that the governor might be concerned about losing votes in rural Virginia."

Via the Tri-Cities Herald-Tribute