The Onion: Wine appreciation tips

New York Daily News: Justice is served — with a ticket

Don’t Link to Us! (featured today on CNET News.com, CNET Radio, Slashdot, and perhaps elsewhere)

CNET News.com: Godzilla vs. the blog thing

Forbes: Top-earning dead celebrities (Elvis lives, but he’s listed here anyway, followed by Charles Schulz, John Lennon, Dale Earnhardt, and Dr. Seuss)

ABC News: Bleacher fan’s right to heckle players upheld (Ohio appeals court reverses conviction of baseball fan who shouted insults at player)