Are Your Cats Ready for the Holder of All Secrets?

If not, you should at least inculcate them in the ways of Jesus.

Vega's Wisdom of the Week

The thing you'll notice.
For the rest of your life.
Is that, oh, about four years after you do any given thing....
You realize it was a stupid thing to do.

Blarg

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!