3.30.11

Serious biz-niz going on in here peeps. I have lost all my links. I may have freaked out when I saw that. Like, alot. It's going to take me awhile to get them back.

On a happier note Tangled is adorable. and I love Chuck.

3.4.11

So I’ve been told that I never update this, which is true. So here are some things from lately.

My desk drawer will not stay closed. This is the most pressing of my current concerns. It’s annoying because it’s the one in the back of my desk, technically in the credenza so when it’s open everyone can see it, from all angles. This includes mailmen, fedex men, ups men, lots of different kinds of men, runners (usually also men) and clients. Also my attorneys’. They’re not such a fan of having random drawers open at reception all day. The only way to keep is closed is to lock it, but it’s my snack food drawer so… that’s not going to work. Clearly I will just have to eat all the snack food so the drawer becomes lighter and stays closed.

Ok, just an observation, but if one were hypothetically filing bankruptcy don’t ya think you should cut back on the $400.00 a month entertainment budget?!?!?!? I mean seriously. Stay once in a while. This could be why, hypothetically, you’re broke.

Also, I’m tired of having old people yell at me. It’s not my fault that they are not here/ don’t want to talk to you. Yelling does not help.

I’m cutting back on the Diet Coke. I don’t want to have a stroke. Or a heart attack. But it’s soooooo good. Life is tough.

My poinsettias’ are still alive. By alive I do not mean that they look good, but they have leaves on them and new leaves coming. It’s my goal to keep them around as long as I can.

My friends and I are thinking about going on a cruise and now it’s all I can think of. It’s becoming a bit of a problem.

My keyboard died one day. In the middle of the day, for no reason. I don’t like the new, hand me down one and the space bar does not like me. It’ s fun to have to go back through everything I type and insert spaceseveryotherword.

This is my current favorite web site. It’s awesome. Awesome and snarky.

Shirt dresses rule! They are so easy to wear. Ya just put it on. Maybe add a belt. Some tights. Done. Now I just wish my office were warm enough to wear one without an additional 1-2 sweaters plus a scarf. Uses as a lap quilt. Like the elderly/ infirmed.

Best TV right now:

Parks and Recreations is hilarious. This is what The Office should be. They still have the awkward pauses!

30 Rock um yeah, self explanatory.

Chuck- why are you not watching this? It’s the best show!!!!

Vampire Diaries. So good. So full of stupid drama. And vampires. And Damon. And werewolf’s. And the bad guy form Alias whom I love. Twilight wants to be this. It’s not.

Worst TV right now:

Whatever the crap they are showing on Masterpiece right now is horrible. Don’t watch it. But do watch 39 steps when it’s on that should be good.

Glee. What the crap is going on there? Feel free to not read this rant. How is Sue not in jail? I don’t get it. Also I’m all for positive body image and stuff, but why the crap would Puck like Lauren? It’s high school and he’s popular. We’re not in Pretty in Pink. He cares what people think of him. A lot. Plus, she may be the most unpleasant person in the history of the world, maybe she’s nice when you get to know her, blah blah blah but you have to get to know her and she’s not really making that happen. And I’m not sure why she is still in glee club. I thought that was a just for regional’s thing? Then there is Mr. Shue who is a horrible teacher. You can’t yell at and humiliate students in front of the entire class no matter how annoying they are. You pull them aside or talk to them after class you don’t do it in front of their peers. Way to take the high road. Also what is up with the loving everyone for who they are except for Rachel crap. Yeah she’s annoying but if we are supposed to be ok with Quinn slutty behavior and Brittney’s dumbness (which is, admittedly, the funniest part of the show, but shouldn’t someone be a little worried about her parents lack of parenting?) shouldn’t Rachel’s diva behavior be ok too? I should stop. Anyway, feel free to disagree with me.

That’s about all I have right now. I’m going to go to lunch. Wohoo!