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The Japs take the piss on Paris

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Random Musings

1. I realise that there are good people in this world. And am finding more people that I'm connecting with.

2. I'm also still surrounded by idiots at work.

3. I'm fat and I know it.

4. Singaporeans would do more good deeds if they do not get "punished" by inconsiderate Singaporeans for it. I stepped out of the train to let people out. And a throng of people just squeezed past me. I had to take the next train as a result. =(

5. Its December, and party season.

6. I won't be around for my birthday. =((

7. Coming back to work after a long break sucks. Coming to work when you are on leave sucks even more.

8. Today is my last day of freedom.

Interesting News

Quoted from Attu

He hopes no one calls. (Now, thats what I call a buzz!)

I'm a fan of Gwyenth Paltrow now.

Test of morality in today's society.

I'm not a bad mom!

Gwyenth Paltrow is right.

A Guide to Surviving....

A Man's Guide to Surviving...

Prehistoric

Monster

Syndrome

Oh, How Apt.

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Interesting News from Zimbabweland

I didn't do it! It was the Goblins!

Yeah, likely story....

The Company I Work For...

Is like Seinfeld. Which was a show about ???

You fill in the blanks.

Why Europe would always be better than USA

The life of a sisterwife

When I read this article about a polygamist marriage, I literally went... wtf?!

Chocolate

I just wolfed down a big bar of chocolate.

Chocolate makes one happy.
Removes stress induced neck aches (albeit temporarily till you swallow).
It gives you another spurt of energy.
Helps you last through meetings.

I am so going to grow fat. =(

Heidi Klum might be dating an Ugly Seal, but she is still able to rock some boats

Hilarious Competitive Car Ads

Me Tired...

Want For Want One

I speed away, heading in another direction.

Did I lose something along the way?

Not that it matters now, or does it?

Forget it.

Busy

I'm so busy my head hurts when I look at the stack of work on my desk.

I'm moving in a blur, a daze.

I don't like it. I lose control. Make stupid mistakes.

Pressure.

Why?

But there are upsides. I just have to focus on them.

The weekend shall start with...

Kate Walsh of Grey's Anatomy

Monica Belluci in GQ

Rant

Work makes me wonder about weird things...

... such as weighing the consequences of spending life imprisonment for murder.

Yes.

I want to kew you for causing me grief!

Grr...

Funny Signs

Descendents of those birds used in Stephen King's movie.



Ouch. Rude, but effective.



A hotel that tells it as it is.



Wonder what S.O.Y. stands for? Haha...

More Proof That America is Built on Lies

American Army recruiters have been caught on tape lying about the state of war in Iraq and helping druggies lie on their application form for the US Military.

Scoop here.

It just goes to show that if the leader of the free world (thats G "dubya" Bush) lies about the reasons for waging a war, there is an effect on the government service to lie along with him?

Having said that, I don't know which is more worrying. That American kids actually believed the recruiters when they said that the war in Iraq was over. I mean, why don't they turn on CNN or read the papers, with the headline that says "We shall stay our course till the job is done!" - "Dubya".

I mean, are they stupid or what?

And the Army is recruiting dumbasses and potheads. No wonder there are so many cases of human rights abuse in Iraq. No wonder John Kerry says that they only send stupid people who cannot excel in school to Iraq.



Please, don't recruit crims.

And please, America get out while you still can with dignity. Or is it too late?

Gaydar

And so I took the Gaydar test.


"Definitely time to get tested."


You personally got 8 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys. Overall, you guessed better than 5% of all test takers.

Apparently my gaydar is not very good. In my defence, I think some of my wrong answers are right - its just that they don't know it yet. Haha.

Ponder

Read this article by Jay Leno about Top Gear.

Perhaps the Singapore Govt could learn a lesson or two about knee jerk reactions from here.

Cute as a Button, Rachel Bilson

Start Your Week With A Smile

Yes Dear. I was in Paris! I'll show you the photos as proof!?

Mischa Barton, Hot or Not?

My girlfriend thinks she is pretty. Yes / No?

Since its the Weekend, some food for thought...

Teachers can be stupid too!

Cross Border Volleyball

How does one play volleyball when you opponents are in a different country? Play online? Nope.

Read more here.

Miss Scarlett

I've seen the Prestige, and its good. Seen Scoop, and Woody Allen is an amazing director. Black Dahlia this weekend anyone?

Interesting Jewellery

I Hate Snakes

I hate snakes.

Not the slimy ones that crawl on the ground and eat mice.

But the ones that reside in your office, slimy because they have no integrity and lie about work, poisonous because they are play politics in front of the boss and reptiles, cos they are cold blooded and feel no remorse for smiling and laughing with you one moment and backstabbing you the next.
Don't we all hate snakes?

Other than those, the ones featured on the Animal Planet are actually quite amazing creatures.

Where's Saint Patrick when you need him? Haha...

Natalie Portman as Audrey Hepburn

Can you guess who this is?

Its Avril Lavigne. Amazing what makeup, good lighting and cosmetic surgery (nose job) can do.

Proof that Americans Don't Like Football

Its Thursday Already.

Tired....

Very tired... very sian... brain fried... shutting down... hungry... sigh...

Shall channel this to rage instead.

Another Long Day Ahead...

What We've Suspected All Along...

There are other fun ways to lose weight.

Tips to help lose weight...

And, a handy guide to mile-highing.

Alyssa Milano to Lighten up an Otherwise Crazy Day

Nothing like Hewitt to brighten up you day

What is the World Coming To?

I'm disturbed.

Been reading some blogs during my lunch break (nothing else to do except read blogs whilst wolfing down my lunch at my desk) and I've come across at least 3 examples of what I hope is not a sign of society's demise.

Women who live off men and are proud of it.

They are intelligent adults who may or may not hold day jobs, write well, who serially date mostly white men or rich second-generation bosses (some who are married), allow men to use their bodies as they enjoy sex as much as the men, and are proud of the gifts of cash and luxury items bestowed upon them by their mark.

What is the world coming to? Admittedly, these women look good. But where is the pride? Love of self and their body?

And more importantly. And why cheapen themselves and ruin families at the same time?

Why Post-Its Were Invented

Funny Sign

Why misunderstandings happen

Phone Observations

Some observations about the mobile phone.

1. The Nokia 3230 is water-proof. I accidentaly dropped mine into a pail a water on Sunday. It dried out and works on Monday!

2. Construction workers have more advanced phones than I do. I was in the train last night and saw this Bangladeshi worker using a 6280.

3. I'm now torn between getting a Sony Ericcson 990i and a Dopod 838 Pro. Dopod Runs on Windows and Sony runs on Symbian, which is known to be less stable. And apparently, Windows being Windows (BIG), more people write 3rd party software for it. The qwerty buttons on the Sony are for use with fingernails only.

I want a new phone. But which one?

Hossan Leong - very funny. Must watch!

Cool Ads

Another sign your Prez is a monkey

Breaking news today!

George Bush misses flight on his personal plane!

Read about it here.

Courtest of The Onion, which may/may not be a spoof site.