I UNDERSTAND NOW WHY YOU WUSSIES...
HAVEN'T SENT ME PICTURES OF THE RAD CONCRETE YOU HAVE BEEN BUILDING.
IT'S BECAUSE BAGS OF CONCRETE ARE HEAVY.
AND MAKING A RAD THING TO SKATE TAKES BRAINS, AND CREATIVITY.
AND MOTIVATION.
AND SCRUBBING THE CONCRETE SMOOTH TAKES LIKE 4 HOURS.
AND WHEN YOURE SCRUBBING IT, YOU MIGHT GET SWEATY.
AND YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, AND YOU DONT WANT THE GUYS TO SEE YOUR TRIBAL ARMBAND OR YIN-YANG OR UNICORN OR FAIRY SITTING ON A MUSHROOM TATTOOS.
AND CONCRETE REALLY DRIES OUT THE BABIES-ASS SMOOTH SKIN ON YOUR SOFT HANDS.
AND WHEN YOURE WORKING ON YOUR NEW SPOT, AND THE GUYS START BARBEQUEING, AND YOU GET YOUR HOTDOG, YOU FORGET TO CHEW IT AND THE GUYS THINK YOU'RE WEIRD BECAUSE YOU SWALLOW HOTDOGS WHOLE.
AND WHEN IT'S DONE YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SKATE IT AND THE GUYS WILL BE WATCHING AND THEY'LL SEE THAT YOU FUCKING SUCK.
SEND IN YOUR RENEGADE SPOT PHOTOS AND I'LL PUBLISH THEM ON MY CRAPPY BLOG FOR LOADS OF RETARDED HOMOS TO LOOK AT. RADDEST SPOT PHOTOS SENT IN GETS A PRIZE FROM THE COMPANIES I RIDE FOR. NO POACHING PHOTOS OF SOMEONE ELSES' SPOT TO GET FREE SHIT. IT WON'T WORK. I KNOW EVERYONE IN YOUR CITY, TOO, WUSSY.
THE DUDES THAT RULED THE MOST ON THE NEW CORNER AT OUR SPOT (BESIDES ME) ARE A-RON, CLEMOFF, AND MARK THE WIZARD WHO IS CALLED THE WIZARD 'CAUSE HE FUCKING RULES AT MAKING SHIT TO SKATE. TRY TO BE MORE LIKE THIS DUDE.
IT'S BECAUSE BAGS OF CONCRETE ARE HEAVY.
AND MAKING A RAD THING TO SKATE TAKES BRAINS, AND CREATIVITY.
AND MOTIVATION.
AND SCRUBBING THE CONCRETE SMOOTH TAKES LIKE 4 HOURS.
AND WHEN YOURE SCRUBBING IT, YOU MIGHT GET SWEATY.
AND YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, AND YOU DONT WANT THE GUYS TO SEE YOUR TRIBAL ARMBAND OR YIN-YANG OR UNICORN OR FAIRY SITTING ON A MUSHROOM TATTOOS.
AND CONCRETE REALLY DRIES OUT THE BABIES-ASS SMOOTH SKIN ON YOUR SOFT HANDS.
AND WHEN YOURE WORKING ON YOUR NEW SPOT, AND THE GUYS START BARBEQUEING, AND YOU GET YOUR HOTDOG, YOU FORGET TO CHEW IT AND THE GUYS THINK YOU'RE WEIRD BECAUSE YOU SWALLOW HOTDOGS WHOLE.
AND WHEN IT'S DONE YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SKATE IT AND THE GUYS WILL BE WATCHING AND THEY'LL SEE THAT YOU FUCKING SUCK.
SEND IN YOUR RENEGADE SPOT PHOTOS AND I'LL PUBLISH THEM ON MY CRAPPY BLOG FOR LOADS OF RETARDED HOMOS TO LOOK AT. RADDEST SPOT PHOTOS SENT IN GETS A PRIZE FROM THE COMPANIES I RIDE FOR. NO POACHING PHOTOS OF SOMEONE ELSES' SPOT TO GET FREE SHIT. IT WON'T WORK. I KNOW EVERYONE IN YOUR CITY, TOO, WUSSY.
THE DUDES THAT RULED THE MOST ON THE NEW CORNER AT OUR SPOT (BESIDES ME) ARE A-RON, CLEMOFF, AND MARK THE WIZARD WHO IS CALLED THE WIZARD 'CAUSE HE FUCKING RULES AT MAKING SHIT TO SKATE. TRY TO BE MORE LIKE THIS DUDE.
FUCKIN I'M LAZY. WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
heres some stolen goods to keep you entertained until i get off my ass, so you can stop your sniveling, wussy.
CHOP FRAMES AT THE SANDBLASTER, AND NO WORK LINED UP SO.....
RODE A COUPLE MORE THIS WEEKEND. (HURTS TO BE YOU, DOESN'T IT?) ha ha, suck it. while you sat on your fat fuckin ass we were riding these GEMS. go buy a pump and look around in your neighborhood, wussy. email me when you find em. we'll bring the beer, and perhaps some strippers with buckets and brooms.
tore the chop down for PAINT & CHROME...
i got a painter alredy. if any of you out there can recommend a fairly priced and quality CHROME PLATING SHOP in the western united states, and even better, in NORTHERN OR CENTRAL CALIFORNIA, let me know at my email no_comply@sbcglobal.net if i go with the chromer you recommend and it works out, i'll send you a little something from the goodie bag for your help.
made a run out to FRESNO...
searched out some pools with my fuckin bud JOSH
strangely enough, he & i didnt have to clean em', even though it had been raining the week before...
JOSH had brought along some help, you see...
and before long, the session was ON.
of course, you were sitting home petting your kitty, and blogging. the girls had worked up an appetite after all their hard work cleaning out the half dozen or so pools we barged, so they took a break to munch eachothers' tounges while we skated.
you missed out again, wussy. if you need me, i'll be down here in FRESNO for the next couple days skating and OTHER STUFF.
strangely enough, he & i didnt have to clean em', even though it had been raining the week before...
JOSH had brought along some help, you see...
and before long, the session was ON.
of course, you were sitting home petting your kitty, and blogging. the girls had worked up an appetite after all their hard work cleaning out the half dozen or so pools we barged, so they took a break to munch eachothers' tounges while we skated.
you missed out again, wussy. if you need me, i'll be down here in FRESNO for the next couple days skating and OTHER STUFF.
HAHA NOW ITS ON!
hhahaaaaa! apparently bikerblogs.com put my shitty blog on their list! hahaha the counter went from like 2 to friggin 200 in an hour. time to really fuck around. heres a rad picture of you and your bros when you came to visit frisco last summer. enjoy.
THIS MAN
is my hero. I would poop in your soup if he asked me to for any reason. not that i dont like you. on the contrary, youre great. i will always have a place in my heart for you, regardless of how much youre ruining everything i love in life by populating my favorite passtimes with your delightfully insipid personality.(or total fucking lack thereof.) smooches! **edited for emo wussies mar. 4 8:41 p.m.
Secret Shit.
if I was to tell you what this is i'd have to take my fingers out of your sisters panties and kill you. but it's fast. and it's in my truck.
Fucking Rad.
These young Skins from the east bay have a band that rules called S.T.D., which standeth for "STEEL TOE DISASTER" i hope they beat you up.
The one dude crafteth his own guitar in the form of a fuckin battle axe. for this reason alone he is more man than you.
this photo: ME. because while you were blogging, i actually got off my fucking ass and went to a show. an OI show. wussy.
dont run...
a shitty kragen inline oil filter in your feed line. rookie move.run it in your return line. good excuse to tear down for paint.
i admit sucking at chopper almost as much as i suck at skateboarding. learn by doing. whatever. you paid some dude else to build your engine, wussy.
i admit sucking at chopper almost as much as i suck at skateboarding. learn by doing. whatever. you paid some dude else to build your engine, wussy.
WE RODE A COUPLE LATELY...
while you were blogging, we were in your neighbors backyard with a gas pump. and beers.
p.s. all phots taken by: ME. on my cell phone, while actually riding these. photos not poached. chug my sperm. die.
p.s. all phots taken by: ME. on my cell phone, while actually riding these. photos not poached. chug my sperm. die.
THIS DUDE...
thinks you're fully homo. but don't let it get you down, fuckin emo wussy.
todays menu: motto-cycoru fa-bu-re-ca-tsun, with a side of derision, brow beating, immasculation, feelings hurting, and general discouragement, courtesy of B.C. Negro, Esquire, doom metal sadist.
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