Crack Addiction For Zwecklosigkeit
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Crack Addiction For Zwecklosigkeit
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| Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 |
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I am in Portland. I am married. I now know Meagan. And Margaret. And Maddy. And Josh. And Tapewirm. And... ah... hrm. I haven't been sleeping well. Been busy. Went to a ferret rescue center and played with all thee transient weasels in thee area. Jonathan bought me a lace choker. Bee-yoo-tee-ful! I don't want to go home. I may stay in Portland and send for my stuff. But how would they ship Emeline? *sigh* Who misses me? Who wants me nekkid? How about some colon cancer?!?! |
| Wednesday, July 18th, 2001 |
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1.Full Name: Jenner Xatephistamai Sharp 2.Birthday: 07.23.79 3.Age: 22 in 5 days 4.Zodiac Sign: Cancer/Leo cusp.. the worst cusp to be on. 5.Where you live: Santa Barbara. Close enough. WHO..... 6. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? Wendee. 'Cept thee clothes cos they're WAY too big on her, they'd go to Meagan. We're about thee same size. 7.If you had to go live in borneo for the rest of your life and you could take one person on this earth,who would you take? Someone that was a) fluent in borneo speak, and b) good in bed. 8.Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed with? Wendee. I do that all thee time. I don't think we have spent 24 hours APART in quite some time... 9.If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing who would be the first person you would call? Thee Leg Detectives. 10.Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week but you can pick the person but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life no getting out of it, who would you pick? If my dad actually showed up and told me to do that I'd assume he was high and have him arrested. 11. What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? We'll see tomorrow morning. WHAT...... 12.What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? Pee. Cos thats what I do when I wake up. 13.If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be? classical piano 14.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change(personality and looks)? not much i like me a lot. i would change my ass. too boyish. 15.What is your dream career? body piercing. go me. 16.What is the one thing you just have to do before you die? swim in a pool of jello. I dunno, this is a silly question. 17.If you could be a member of any band that has ever existed, what band would that be? I would be Mozart. 18.What is the thing you care about most in your life? Myself. *omitted some things cos they were wore than bad ass.. Wendee.. you know what i mean...* RANDOM.... 39.If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? I'll agree with Zee.. prolly Tank Girl. 40.If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like? *check* but mebbe a bit taller, and less whiney. 41.If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars? that's all I get? *pout* 42.What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? I was embarrassed today when I didn't have enough for cigarettes... HAVE YOU EVER..... 43.fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? no 44.run into a wall? soma's are amazing 45.sleep walked? yes. i do strange projects in my sleep... once i got up and got a glass of water cos in my half awake state i was convinced i had to pour it on thee wall. I wasnt awake enough to actually do it, and i had no recollection of it till i woke up and saw thee water on my dresser... 46.gone skinny-dipping? *nod* 47.kissed someone of the same sex? *sigh* mmmmmm... last one was divine... 48.snuck out of the house at night? orgasm. 49.gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? yes. but nothing serious. i was upset that i wrecked thee car.. I hit a New Yorker of all people... 50.laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? *snort* 51.started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? no 52.swallow a bug? yeah.. a few times intentionally even! 53. have you ever actually kept a new year's resolution? yes 54.say a few things about the person who sent this too you.: Zee... cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes. |
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| Tuesday, July 17th, 2001 |
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Well, it isn't rilly. OK... thee friends list has gotten way too unmanageable... If you wish to remain on it, please do respond. This is not a plea for comments, obviously I receive plenty of those. I just need some help consolidating. ...6 days till my birfdee... ...6 days till i purge it all... |
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What a sobering experience. I randomly called my mom. She said she went to a psychic. OK.. wait. here's some background info. My mom is a first class skeptic. She would never take a psychics reading seriously... UNLESS... Thee psychic pulled a card with 3 young girls on it. "You have 3 daughters." she said. Of course, yes. I have 2 sisters. Correct. That's all my mom acknowledged. "One of them lives very far away from you." (I live in CA, my mom in CT) "She needs to be nearer to you. Thee LA area is thee worst place she could be. I see drug and alcohol problems." Thee psychic lady knew about my pregnancy, about Jonathan, about my drug history, about my planned move to Oregon, about everything. Things my mom didn't even know. I have to move back to NY. Or nearby. But not with my mother. Just somewhere near. Oregon will be but temporary, Jonathan and I won't work out. When I move to NY I'll go back to school. But not a college type thing. An short credit art thing. (I used to be very into art. My mom still thinks I'm going to get somewhere with it.) While I'm in this art school, I will meet my life partner, which looks to be a guy. Within two years of that, I'll be married. And financially set for life. Like this guy is supposed to be some sort of millionaire or what have you. And what am I supposed to make of all this? Just when I think I've got it all figured out... I'll move to Portland, be with thee boi, and settle myself... and here I go having to end up back in NY. JANA!!! HELP!!! Aside from that. I'm thee 'B' word... plucking out all my visible body hair. Legs... check. Eyebrows... check. Armpits... no way. To painful. Anything else? *pluck* *pluck* *ow!* *pluck* |
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Lily, thee smallest of my black widows. Thee larger ones weren't very compliant with thee scanner. They just curled up into little balls and didn't move. She was crawling all over.. then I has to wash thee scanner, cos she made a web. Fucker. And to clear things up... IT'S NOT MY BIRFDEE YET! NOT TIL JULY 23RD. MONDAY! (But that doesn't mean I can't jump thee gun and be all excited.) |
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So. I woke up at 9. Thank you Jonathan. *grumble* Walked in circles watching Wendee, Adriel, and Evan get ready to go to SB. Listened to VAC's Fun With Drugs. I got a mystery package! Wendee comes in with a package and asked me what in thee hell I ordered from Powells. Nothing... *this is me confused* So I open it and its a RE-SEARCH book. Bodies Of Subversion : A Secret History Of Women And Tattoo. From a boi who's name *shame on me* I don't recognize. Happy surprise birfdee to me! This years theme... books apparently! *and this is me glad* |
| Monday, July 16th, 2001 |
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If I were a stone, I would be: hematite If I were a tree, I would be: Horse Chestnut. Cos They're prickly. If I were a bird, I would be a: Common Merganser. Cos they play tricks on humans. They do! Ask Evan! If I were an insect, I would be a: Black Widow, duh. Metaphorically speaking, I'd be a black widow that will financially FUCK you in addition to poisoning you. If I were a machine, I would be a: calculator If I were a tool, I would be a: Pennington forceps If I were a fruit, I would be a: cherry. I'd make my own lips swell. If I were a flower, I would be a: Hyacinth If I were a kind of weather, I would be: hurrican-ey If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: Persephone If I were a musical instrument, I would be a: grand piano If I were a kind of profession, I would be a: body piercer. of course! If I were an animal, I would be a: giant dog. If I were anything in the world, I would be: conscience. If I were a color, I would be: grey If I were a fragrance, I would be: thee smell of weasel ears. If I were an emotion, I would be: contemplative. If I were a state or feeling, I would be: lust. i know, its shallow, but hey... If I were a vegetable, I would be: tomatoes. they don't make me swell. If I were a sound, I would be: beethoven's 17th sonata If I were an Element, I would be: fire If I were a car, I would be: 1963 300SE Mercedes Benz Coupe If I were a song, I would be: Love Is Colder Than Death : Questro Mostrarsi If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: depends on thee permanence of thee trade. temporarily, i'd be any of my boi friends. just to see what it was like being a boi. long term, i'd have to say, I'd want to be my mom for all thee self centered sibling rivalry induced rage i could take out on my sister Emily. If I were a movie, I would be: The Jerk If I were a food, I would be: green olive, with pit. |
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1) I shall be arriving in Portland, OR around 7 pm Thursday. Yr all bastards. Thank you. Ah... I meant to say that thee first few hours have already been spoken for. *ahem* To all Portlanders that I have made arrangements with.. leave yr phone #'s in my email, cos I'm not EXACTLY sure I had rights to be giving out Jonathan's #... *my bad* We will make plans. 2) I most likely won't have nay ninternettical access for thee duration of my vacation. Or mebbe I will. Who knows? I guess it all depends on how much Meagan likes me... So don't take it personal if I disappear for 3 weeks. I'll be busy. *amhemedy hem* 3) I have tuna and none of you do so neener neener. 4) Just to annoy Meagan : 'berka nerka'. My hair is just long enough to put in little pigtails. I am so adorable. Go me Go me... Oh and another *ahem*. Birfdee. Soon. 22. Love me. I gotted a Death Scenes book from my Shellee. Ooo0ohhh shrunken cadavers... oh they know me so well... 0.o And i got um... I gave myself a temazepam addiction for my birfdee. And a trip to Portland, and some party favors. Well, if friends don't travel in tight circles, their drugs certainly do... OK time to go bitch at Nic for *STILL* not having paid Wendee... Birfdee. Oh yeah. Birfdee. *dance* |
| Saturday, July 14th, 2001 |
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*whine* I will be stuck in SB for 2 days... and during thee day time no less! I want to be able to sleep at someones house while Wendee is at workie. I'm going to be in SB cos we are going to Ventura to pierce Michelle and Siobhan. And since driving an extra 2 hours a day blows, we are gonna stay in SB. And Ventura. Shellee, you up for some much needed girl company? We miss you! I'll see you around 6 ish, Marc, to pick up those ceedees. OK. What did I forget. Umm... Greg call me tonight if you get this, mebbe we can be happy in SB tomorrow or thee next day? I saw girl ass. A Wendee ass. Don't pluck yr pubic hair out and drive at thee same time folks. Just trust me. Though thee story was a riot... So, someone? Anyone? Come play with me in SB tomorrow? Call me if you can? before 8.30 am! *sniff* *whine whine* |
| Friday, July 13th, 2001 |
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| Apparently I have a reputation... |
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Crack Addiction For Zwecklosigkeit.
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drunk
bouncy
lonely