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Subject:	Hip-Hip Toot-Toot!!!
Time:	11:46 pm.
Mood:	crazy.
Music:	'Island In The Sun'-Weezer =W=.

I'm hyper right now, and I haven't written in a while, so I thought why the hell not?! It's not like anyone reads it anyway. I had fun yesterday, me and some of my 'budz' went to this thing in downtown hampton. it's like a big party every saturday. We had fun, we walked around and 'stuff' hehehe....anywaze...i'm really hyper and really bored so i'm gonna tell you a story.

One upon a time there was a man named Dil Dough. He lived in a town not far from here. He lived there with his wife and two children. They were so happy together. Well, One day Dil and his wife decided to take their two childrean to Disneyland, because they were so wonderful! Well, the kids were exstatic! They could hardly contain themselves!!!
The next week, they were all packed, and got into their minivan. As they were driving happily down the highway singing 'Old MacDonald' Mr.Dough noticed that there were truckers starting to surround him. This made him nervous because he was so concerned for the safety of his family. So Dil tried to speed up to change lanes but soon realized that there was also a Trucker in front of him. So Dil looked in his rear-view mirror, and low and behold, there was another one! Dil was getting very nervous by this point, but realized that there was nothing he could do about it. So Mr. Dough thought that if he asked one of the truckers nicely that they would let him pass. So Dil leaned out of his window and tooted his horn to get the truckers attention. He did this many times but to no avail. Suddenly the truck infront of Dil came to a stop,and shortly after so did all the other trucks around.Dil noticed that the doors on the trucks were all open and these green and round things were pouring out of there. Well Dil got out to see what they were, and told his family to stay in the van. As he approached he could see that the green things were brussel sprouts, and he wondered why they were in the trucks. Dil leaned in closer and got the scare of his life, the brussel sprouts had faces!!!!! he backed up and realized that he was in trouble...RUN!! he yelled to his family but it was to late, when he turned around all that was left of them was skeletons, and a few organs here and there. Dil decided that he had to get out of there so he tried to run, but the brussle sprouts came after him. He tried so desperatley to flee but he was consumed before he could even cry for help. So the perfect little family died a horrible and painful death.
The End.

I'm a weird person huh? If anyone reads this, comment on my story damnit!!!
Bye bye now!
P.S....beware of the Brussel Sprouts......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Subject:	When I wake up tomorrow, will you still feel the same?....
Time:	10:26 pm.
Mood:	thirsty.
Music:	'Here In Your Bedroom'-Goldfinger.

I love this song. It's a really good song. Yep yep. Goldfinger is cool. I remember this one time in my health class, I was listening to my CD and my teacher(Ms.Mair) asked 'What cha listening to?' And i said 'Goldfinger'. Then she looked at me like I was crazy so I asked her what was wrong, and she said 'Do you really like James Bond or something?' I was laughing so hard it hurt!!!! I was like, 'It's a band!! Not the movie!!!' Those were the days...

I am so thirsty, but i'm too lazy to get up and go get a drink. That's pretty sad.

'When I wake up tomorrow, you have changed 'cause I still feel the same...'

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Subject:	My dog smells funny.....
Time:	11:58 pm.
Mood:	indifferent.
Music:	'Hungry like the wolf'-Save Ferris(Originally by Duran Duran.

Well, I talked to my friend and he's alright now. So i'm feeling pretty good. I'm supposed to be going over his house tomorrow, so we'll probabaly go somewhere to get him away from his step-'dad'

I hate calling him that! The word 'dad' does NOT apply to him!!......hmm......lemme think of a good name for him......how about.... shit-head. Yeah that works. Okay.
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My dog smells funny and I don't know why....I know he hasn't been rolling in 'anything' because he's to old...he can barely walk, let alone roll. I just gave him a bath too....I don't know what's up with that dog...I just know he's not staying in my room anytime soon.

Vodka, It does a body good. Just remember that.

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Subject:	Step-parents are all assholes.
Time:	9:16 pm.
Mood:	worried.
Music:	'30 Days'-Jimmie's Chicken Shack.

My friend just called me and he is on the verge of suicide. He tried to do it before but I talked him out of it. I'm not so sure I will this time.

His parents are being complete assholes to him. They won't let him go anywhere. He doesn't go to school because he was expelled. So he's locked in the house all day with his ass-munch of a step-dad.

He called me and he was crying. The only other time I have *EVER* seen him cry was at my friends funeral. He's one of those people who doesn't like to show emotions. If you knew him you know how drastic this is. He NEVER cries...

I would have talked to him longer but his step-'dad' came into his room, grabbed the phone out of his hand, hit him (I heard it) and then yelled through the phone "Sh*thead will have to call you back" and then I heard a click.

I don't know what to do. I've been through many attempts at sucide and they aren't pretty.I've already lost one friend, and I don't want to lose another. I tried to call back but their phone is disconnected. I am so worried. I hope he's okay...

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Subject:	Who knew sitting on your butt could be so tiring...
Time:	3:49 pm.
Mood:	tired.
Music:	'Kids don't like to share'-Lagwagon.

You know when you get home from school and you sit down on the couch and realize 'Damn, I sure am tired'

Then you realize that you haven't done anything all day but sit on your butt and listen to teachers ramble on and on about polynomials and WWII. It's pathetic really.

I get so tired by not doing anything. It's just plain weird.
Well, so am I so I guess it doesn't really count. I'll have to ask a normal person. If I can find one...

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Subject:	I have weird eating habits...
Time:	4:29 pm.
Mood:	hungry.
Music:	'Lithium'-Papa Roach(Originally by Nirvana).

I just got back from a picnic/cookout with my friend. I stuffed my face. Then I get home and discover that I'm hungry. What is wrong with me?

If I eat something in the morning I will keep eating ALL DAY. If I don't eat anything in the morning, I will eat maybe once throughout the day.

That's just weird.

Did you know that cheese is really good? Seriously, you should try it sometime. Especially with crackers. Ooh...and the put some ham on it...*starts drooling*

Okay, I'm better now...I think. I'm going to gain about 5 lbs before this day is over...it's worse than having the munchies. Not that *I* would know anything about that...

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Subject:	I hate people...
Time:	10:32 pm.
Mood:	aggravated.
Music:	'Nation States'-Propagandhi.

You know when your sitting online minding your own business and you are *finally* relaxed, and then some fuck-wad comes and Instant messages you right when you are about to turn your away message on?

And you try to be nice and tell them to go away but they don't listen and just keep blabbering on and on and on. The you tell them to piss off and they get mad and start telling you why they're not your friend anymore so you just say 'I don't care' and then they start crying because they think you hate them (and you do) so then you just turn your away message on and when they finally sign off you turn it off, you find out that they have explained their whole life story to you and how they hope that you can be friends agiain.

That is soooooooo annoying... damned people. I hate the human race sometimes...

Maybe that just happens to me. But still, it's fucking annoying.

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Subject:	Screw you in the goat ass
Time:	7:54 pm.
Mood:	hyper.
Music:	'Come On Eileen'- Save Ferris.

This is my first entry. *starts crying* Okay, I'm better now...anywho...People call me smurf because I have blue hair...although now it's kinda green. People call me psycho because...well, i don't know *starts twitching* it's not like i'm weird or anything. I mean gawd I AM NOT A PSYCHO! I'M JUST DIFFERENT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*stops twitching*
I should have taken my meds earlier....sorry about all that. Well I need to continue with my boring life now.
Laters

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