Wednesday, December 19th, 2001
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7:50 pm - mens insana in corpore insano
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with so much drama in the LBC...
so i finally got to tell the backstabbing-digitallyretarded-LJspying-pieceofshitofaman co-worker of mine what i think of him to his face. try to cross me & i'll fucking take you down. he nearly had a hissy fit because i chose to run color again this week.
awww what's wrong dumbass. can't slack off on calendars & greeting cards & actually have to finish more than two jobs in a night? how sad. don't think your lack of production has gone unnoticed. hear me loud and clear: I AM THE PROJECT MANAGER. I WILL CHOOSE WHAT IS GOING TO BE MOST EFFICIENT. YOU ARE MEARLY A WORKER WHO GETS PAID DOUBLE WHAT A NEW EMPLOYEE DOES YET CAN'T EVEN CARRY YOUR OWN WEIGHT. WE ARE THE ONLY STORE THAT IS OPEN 24 HOURS NOW. DO THE MATH. and don't fucking whine about our "weekly schedule" because you know damn well that when there are tabs to be printed or anything at all that involves the big scary machine that you can't seem to get the grasp of, the swing shift asks & i chose to run black & white even if it's 2 weeks in a row. i don't see you whining then. an exception is that month when we made you run b&w; every week for "practice", when in actuality it was to show management what a total incompetant you are.
he has the gaul not to clock out on his way out to grab lunch yet again pretending he thinks the policy is opposite, even though he had it right the first month the policy was enacted. good thing i spoke loud enough for his deaf ear to hear finally and a manager was around to set his ass straight. then he gives me attitude about "our weekly schedule" while clocking out. i lost it. i tried to keep my cool but i had to let him have it. i told him as the most efficient worker on my shift, i will decide who runs what. GET THIS HE THEN QUOTES TO ME FROM MY LIVE JOURNAL! what i said last week about "being the first to get fired from kinko's" just because i wrote that doesn't mean i'm saying i'm a bad worker dumbass, it was in fact said jokingly. MUAHAHHAHA.
you sir are pathetic. just to let you know i could have easily at anytime made my journal friends only & not let you know a damn thing i'm thinking. but i happen to enjoy ridiculing you in a semi-public forum knowing you anxiously check daily to see if i have written about you (you probably reread previous entries & bellyache about it huh loser). in fact it probably killed you to wait two whole days to read this. i'm really a bioterrorist, so watch out harold! ahahaha. don't go taking every little thing you read too seriously, you snivelling little bitch. as for you saying that when i don't take a lunch i am milking the clock, fuck you, it's called working asshole. try it sometime. try staying after 8am and finishing shit that you tell day shift you are going to finish before you dig out. maybe then someone might sit next to you at the meeting. ahahhaha, or have you not noticed all the full tables & that one & only open seat next to you that everyone passes up. awww poor backstabbing-pissingpeopleoffdaily-can'tcarryhisownweight harold! how much of a loser are you? time to retire yet? you fucking should.
below is a likeness of the beast. the backstabbing piece of shit even signed my guestbook as shack so feel free to email him & let him know how pathetic he is.
fight against the evil that is big brother.
as for my five minutes, they may be up as tracy seems to be pretty set on being in NYC by summer. i dunno how things are gonna turn out but i do love her & i'm trying to enjoy our undeteremined time together. i got my $100 in free movie cash from the m&m; sweepstakes that i won in the mail yesterday so we went to the lord of the rings sneak preview last night. the movie is pretty badass. we sat in the second row which we never do & i thought it was gonna hinder the movie experience but it actually made it that much cooler with the reclining seats & all. try it sometime if you haven't. i even got to look back at everyone during the movie like amelie. it was fun.
current mood:  hopeful
current music: the rapture : out of the races & onto the track
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Saturday, December 8th, 2001
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5:44 am - the antiupdate.
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whatever happened to the good ol'days?! the days when we actually had time at work to surf the web whilst running jobs. bah! we are now the only kinko's in hawaii that is open 24 hours. i am sure this is the reason tracy got fired. it really sucks. i am resentful, i thought i would be the first to be fired from kinko's. :) bah cubed! we have gotten to do alot more things together since she got the axe. got to hang out with reynold & mat at rockasone's pseudo-picnic & play that hip hop masters game at fun factory. & got to see lots more movies. amelie was by far my favorite. totally inspiring. i wish i were a garden gnome! oh yea! & i have a brand new niece. yet unnamed. we visited liza, sierra (my super hardcore niece) & the baby at the hospital. baby skin is one of those things you never get tired of feeling against your fingertips. where can i get a facial moisturizer that will replicate that softness?!?
so i got an email from the strokes mailing list announcing their japan & european tour dates for early next year. i replied with an outraged email about how all my favorite bands always skip over playing a show in honolulu on their way to japan. i got a reply. the strokes are going to be playing here around february 7th! woohooo. now if only i could get q & not u or !!! to be so obiliging. i am relentless with my emails. they will have to give in sooner or later. q & not u promises sometime after the new album comes out. that's far too long for me.
tracy & i have been doing our xmas shopping early. we are already giving eachother some of the stocking stuffers we bought for one another. ahaha. we are ruining it! ah well. small kine. i decided i'd put my xmas wish list up on here hoping santa reads LJ.
Jane's Xmas Wish List 2001
argyle socks
rushmore special edition dvd
victoriassecret.com gift certificate
insound.com gift certificate
simpsons 1st season dvd
a kitty (even though i can't have one)
more argyle socks
tats
3MP or better digital camera (pfft, yea right)
heat vision & jack video *ahem*
strokes t-shirt
ps2 or gamecube (pffftt, i wish)
i have been sending stupid stuff to  sixtwentysix like stupid surveys that i was copying. and a customer complaint that contained the sentance "they were talking about what their white cocks would look like entering a black pussy." i know he fully enjoys them.
tonight is our company xmas party on a sunset cruise. should be interesting. perhaps i will push tracy's ex-manager off the boat in drunken revelry. i hope that other manager dude buys mathias & i another four rounds of tequila shots as he did at the dave & busters party a few weeks ago. one can only hope. man or astroman? are playing on sunday night so the next few days should prove entertaining. too bad abe can't go. it's super weird being mentioned so much in someones LJ, without having met them. super flattering though. a place for everything & everything in its place. peas on earth.
current mood:  working
current music: the pattern : immediately
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Sunday, November 18th, 2001
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1:15 pm - happy birthday nutlover. once upon a time i was a microbio major.
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Thursday, November 15th, 2001
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6:15 am - tonight you face a sword that is like no other.
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Sunday, November 11th, 2001
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4:29 am - mmmmm.....chocolate *drool*
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i have had an incredible sweet tooth the past week. it all started with dave bringing me back kit kat orange from japan.
now i'm totally addicted & i have been eating chocolate everyday since. i feel myself taking up more & more space. fuck.
current mood:  full
current music: minor threat : discography
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Thursday, November 8th, 2001
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7:21 am - it's only a coupla weeks.
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ok god damn. i am a loser. i haven't updated in 20 days. shit, it's not like anyone really reads this (kisses to those of you that do). so not that much has happened since i last updated. alot of working & sleeping as usual. been taping rose mcgowan on charmed religiously. i caught insound cheating regulars out of their rightful quarterly coupons, so they are sending me the new le tigre cd for free. that rox. you insound regulars can all thank me for getting your full 10% back (if you aren't a regular use code "sexcrimevictim" to save 10% off anything on the site). the most eventful thing was seeing the locust & bratmobile shows. thanks to danny for the photo below & for the supercult hook-up. danny rox.
fuckin' awesome. i had to work after the first show but i was allowed to come in late, which was really nice of them. but halloween night was the bomb. i went as hunter s. thompson. not only was the show fuckin' great but afterwards the bands actually came out to a park to drink with us. contrary to popular belief, the locust are fuckin' great guys & of course bratmobile is BRATMOBILE. it was a truely great halloween. i kind of ended the evening shitty when i had one of my emotional drunk episodes but sometimes its ok to cry yourself to sleep. i avoided posting on my birthday, which was saturday the 3rd of november, trying to avoid the obligatory happy birthdays. it was honestly the worst birthday i've ever had in my entire life. do they only get worse after 21? i guess you can't expect to be treated like a princess forever. especially when you've become a royal bitch. tracy made me a strokes poster, which was really cool. thanks trace. & my co-worker dave came back from japan the next day & brought me a snoopy rice bowl, spoon & chopsticks. snoopy rox. he also brought me orange flavored kit kats & pizza flavored doritos. now i'm addicted to kit kat orange. i am having some shipped in from the uk. margaret cho is bringing her notorious c.h.o. tour here december 1st. tickets are very fuckin' expensive. anyone wanna take me? i've had two four day weekends in a row, thank you god. too bad tonight is my last night off. fuck. i told everyone "i feel like i've gained 20 pounds over the past month or so." and they denied it. but i went to the bank recently & i was right! bah! why must i always be right.
current mood:  cranky
current music: john frusciante : to record only water for ten days
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Thursday, October 18th, 2001
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4:22 am - from the now infamous edition of le onion & the search for feminist sweepstakes.
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Dildo Manufacturers Association: Nation Must Return To Normalcy, Purchase Dildos CINCINNATI:
with sales flagging since the sept. 11 terrorist attacks, the dildo manufacturers association made an appeal to americans' sense of patriotism monday, urging citizens to help the U.S. economy and the nation's dildo industry by purchasing the sex toys. "like so many industries, we have been hit hard by recent events," DMA spokesman Richard Grantham said. "but the best way we can show osama bin laden our resolve is for all of us to get back out there and buy dildos like we did before all of this happened." grantham said that on oct. 20, a 14-inch, red,white & blue "Star Spangled Rammer" dildo will go on sale at sex shops across the nation, with proceeds benefiting relief efforts.
you can't say i haven't done my part. ahahahha...
the new le tigre album "feminist sweepstakes" just came out. so far i've only heard samples & of those samples am digging about 3 of 13 songs. i still don't wanna break down & buy it just yet although i know i will end up doing so, but i can't find it anywhere. i searched audiogalaxy, morpheus & kazaa with no luck at all. pfffttttttt! i know someone has it. c'mon, hook a sistah up...
current mood:  geeky
current music: q and not u : hot and informed
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Saturday, October 13th, 2001
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10:10 am - update shmupdate.
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damn its been awhile huh. been busy with work and domestic issues as of late. i'm still alive. ugh. plus four days ago i received the toy that i ordered the day before the wtc attack. can you blame me for not updating? hehe. it took a whole month to arrive by priority mail. sheesh. in case you are interested the best price for what i am calling "the best sex toy i've owned yet" (way superior to the last strap-on i bought & yes even greater than my julie ashton pink pocket rocket) can be found at my bottom drawer. almost half the price of anywhere else (the picture on the website is wrong but don't worry you'll get the real deal). in fact assuming it had been lost in the mail i emailed the company a few days before it arrived & a replacement is already on its way. so some lucky lesbo in our lives can claim it as a xmas gift or whatever, first cum first serve, ahaha.
i'm finally living up to my name. but sometimes you really gotta pull some hair to get anything done, if you know what i mean. i think that tracy & i having no days off together is putting a bit of a strain on our relationship. or perhaps we can blame it on the menses. there sure is alot of estrogen in this house. fuck. she needs to lighten up, but then again so do i. we finally saw zoolander on wednesday. rock! owen wilson is god. not only did he co-write one of my all time favorite movies rushmore, but everything he touches is movie gold. he is one funny mother fucker.
i am in the skylab mixtape club & as with everything i have been procrastinating. good thing my partner is just as irresponsible, hehe. so i am off to work on that now.
many thanks to sixtwentysix for making a girl feel all kindsa good. you rock. <3
current mood:  ditzy
current music: new end original : lukewarm
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Monday, October 1st, 2001
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7:17 am - holy fuck.
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it's october already.
current mood:  jack's complete lack of awareness
current music: the twilight zone theme
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6:58 am - react over & over react.
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downloaded snoop dogg's doggie style from morpheus. not the album but the hustler xxx feature. its a must see, plus a couple of unreleased snoop tracks. also got some simpsons episodes. MISTA SPAKUUU! *in heavy japanese accent*....
*cracks up*
now tracy is hiding because i told her that the star trek song she kept singing was getting a little irritating. did i say it in a hurtful way? why am i always made out to be a bitch? *shrugs*
and the colored girls sing doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doooo
current mood:  high
current music: lou reed : wild side *playing in my head*
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Saturday, September 29th, 2001
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5:08 am - big brother is going down.
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i'm not sure what is being done about the big fat problem here at work. hopefully i'll find out soon. just want to remind everyone that big brother is watching you.
current mood: working
current music: drive like jehu : yank crime
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Friday, September 28th, 2001
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2:14 am - you may now address me as purple mission.
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mine is kinda silly. it's weird, my girlfriend's was purple outcast. one of my constants had the hottest one, rebel doll! and julia is midnight transmission, equally as hott. damn you.
current mood:  silly
current music: hedwig & the angry inch : original cast recording
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1:12 am - the origin of love.
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went to see hedwig & the angry inch with julia tonight. by far, the best movie of the year. i'm so glad that we finally got to hang out, it's a shame it took her leaving next month for us to make plans. i will always be greatful for those sources of strength, those constants in my life (you know who you are). i wish i didn't neglect them so much. i have to keep reminding myself how blessed i have been in my life, am i should say. julia knows me so well, it's hard to believe how little time we've spent with one another over the past five years. she reminds me that life is too short & to just live it. i wish her the all the happiness she can handle. i <3 u constants.
the origin of love
When the earth was still flat,
And the clouds made of fire,
And mountains stretched up to the sky,
Sometimes higher,
Folks roamed the earth
Like big rolling kegs.
They had two sets of arms.
They had two sets of legs.
They had two faces peering
Out of one giant head
So they could watch all around them
As they talked; while they read.
And they never knew nothing of love.
It was before the origin of love.
And there were three sexes then,
One that looked like two men
Glued up back to back,
Called the children of the sun.
And similar in shape and girth
Were the children of the earth.
They looked like two girls
Rolled up in one.
And the children of the moon
Were like a fork shoved on a spoon.
They were part sun, part earth
Part daughter, part son.
Now the gods grew quite scared
Of our strength and defiance
And Thor said,
"I'm gonna kill them all
With my hammer,
Like I killed the giants."
And Zeus said, "No,
You better let me
Use my lightening, like scissors,
Like I cut the legs off the whales
And dinosaurs into lizards."
Then he grabbed up some bolts
And he let out a laugh,
Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.
Gonna cut them right up in half."
And then storm clouds gathered above
Into great balls of fire
And then fire shot down
From the sky in bolts
Like shining blades
Of a knife.
And it ripped
Right through the flesh
Of the children of the sun
And the moon
And the earth.
And some Indian god
Sewed the wound up into a hole,
Pulled it round to our belly
To remind us of the price we pay.
And Osiris and the gods of the Nile
Gathered up a big storm
To blow a hurricane,
To scatter us away,
In a flood of wind and rain,
And a sea of tidal waves,
To wash us all away,
And if we don't behave
They'll cut us down again
And we'll be hopping round on one foot
And looking through one eye.
Last time I saw you
We had just split in two.
You were looking at me.
I was looking at you.
You had a way so familiar,
But I could not recognize,
Cause you had blood on your face;
I had blood in my eyes.
But I could swear by your expression
That the pain down in your soul
Was the same as the one down in mine.
That's the pain,
Cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.
So we wrapped our arms around each other,
Trying to shove ourselves back together.
We were making love,
Making love.
It was a cold dark evening,
Such a long time ago,
When by the mighty hand of Jove,
It was the sad story
How we became
Lonely two-legged creatures,
It's the story of
The origin of love.
That's the origin of love.
current mood:  loved
current music: hedwig & the angry inch : original cast recording
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Tuesday, September 25th, 2001
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4:01 am - why do they continue to employ the unqualified.
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what a fucking mess. & of course i helped to fix it, although i didn't want to. work has become like babysitting a mongoloid child. argh.
current mood:  frustrated
current music: weezer : pinkerton
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Thursday, September 20th, 2001
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4:00 am - *gasp*
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i have to learn to never ever be late. and how to almost always be on time. i have to understand this time. it's too bad that this side of you can´t be seen by everyone. so now you´ve got something to forget. i have to learn how to remember to forget and how to build this all again. i have to build this all again. this is only fun for me. this is only fun for me...
the work situation is bearable so far. i've been extra fucking early.
smile in my face & pretend you are a friend after you betray me. let the poison spill from your throat. this is the forum i'll use to let you know you're a pig fucker. you'll get yours. what goes around comes around fuckhead. i'll be smiling right back at ya. but can you even read this, oh king of the digitally challenged? big brother is watching.
current mood:  mischievous
current music: texas is the reason : do you know who you are?
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Tuesday, September 11th, 2001
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7:14 pm - mikey is ok!
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my friend mike just called. he lives in manhattan, four blocks from the wtc. tracy & i were worried about him. he is fine but is kind of homeless at the moment as once he chose to leave his apartment there was no going back. he had just gotten out of bed when he was rocked by the first explosion. it's unbelieveable. he is now safe at his friends house in brooklyn. i told him i wish he was still in hawaii, he said he thinks pearl harbor is next. scary thing is he could be right.
i'm eating leftovers from last night. tracy made the best spaghetti sauce with mushrooms, fresh tomatoes, fresh zuchinni, fresh garlic & fresh sweet maui onions. yum. just to let everyone know it helps to drown yourself in dreyers grand ice cream's new dexter's lab flavor. vanilla ice cream with a ribbon of chocolate & marshmallow with little chocolate covered marshmallow dexter & deedees. double yum.
current mood:  shocked
current music: the jon spencer blues explosion : orange
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1:28 pm - giving the finger.
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i got decision-making leave from work yesterday, so i don't have work for 5 days. i consider it a vacation, because tardiness is inevitable for me. i actually think i pissed my manager off royally when i kinda took it so lightly, but fuck it. see what happens when you give me a suspension, the world goes to shit. although it's pretty far fetched this could have been the work of american extremists or militant american christian groups. my gut however tells me that it is the work of this smiling rag-head & his henchmen. after the US gave life sentences to a bunch of his men, we felt all proud of ourselves, but didn't we expect retaliation from this crazy fuck, who has unlimited finances & a more than adequate arsenal? i really can't believe the images i saw today. the planes flying right into the wtc, it was fucking hardcore & beyond belief. are we ready for WWIII?!?! i will sleep easy with dubyah at the helm. *stinging sarcasm*
current mood:  morose
current music: sonic youth : dirty
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Saturday, September 8th, 2001
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9:19 am - missjulie the anonymous activist.
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that was too easy. thanks for validating my last entry. & a great little comment from someone who doesn't know a damn thing about being in my situation. does it feed your delusions to be written about in so many journals? maybe ipo & i are in love with you too? maybe you should work on your own issues before you tackle things in the socio-political realm.
current mood:  satisfied
current music: the hives : veni vidi vicious
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Friday, September 7th, 2001
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5:39 pm - is missthing a little bitter?
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it's so queer when someone thinks so highly of themselves. i'm not talking self-esteem, i'm talking delusional self-righteousness. they will seem to be activist in nature, posting bold statements for everyone to digest & then pussy-out & erase them. they choose to gossip & make up delusional smack, when most people are aware of the reality & things said get back to people really quickly. they claim to be a "friend", yet they insult a friend to their face with no remorse or humor at all. first impressions can be very deceiving. how could anyone like a person like this? do they think this is going to get them anywhere? maybe pouting back to mommy & daddy.
on a nicer note: it's so hot when friends take the time outta their day to make you smile & way hot when you receive lovely parcels in the mail from sweet souls.
current mood: mischievous
current music: in autumn's eye : when will i find you?
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Thursday, September 6th, 2001
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5:34 am - i may be crazy, but at least i'm not anne heche crazy.
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god damn, she actually spoke in tounges.
current mood:  amused
current music: karate : in place of real insight
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nostalgic
mellow