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Thursday, February 21st, 2002
9:45 pm - More.

I'm a Wind Spirit






Take the What
animal best portrays your sexual appetite??
Quiz

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9:01 pm - Tests!
The Evil Criminal Test

Congratulations, you're Henry Kissinger!

Widely viewed as an unindicted terrorist, only Pol Pot rivals you for being responsible for the most deaths of innocent people in South East Asia. You, in collaboration with the Nixon administration, helped put General Pinochet in power and kill Salvador Allende. You also helped coordinate the secret bombing of Cambodia.

And despite all that, you won a Nobel Peace Prize - for your work in Vietnam.

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you are a murderous bastard with the following fine graphic:



Which Evil Criminal are You?




my style is...emo




60% - 70% (Trench Coat Mafia)

Angry, venemous, vitriolic, hurt and mentally unhinged.
You know where dad keeps the guns and the list of those who're going to get it is not only long, but half the names have already been crossed off.
Not to be fucked with.

Take the DeathKiddy Test!








Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?







Take the Affliction Test Today!






Take the Glendinning Test Today!
You are Owen.

English by birth but brought up in Scotland, you have a reputation for permanently being a bit confused. However, this is not so: underneath the bemused exterior a powerful mind is at work, processing the environment and sharply reasoning about the world around you. The result is a lean, mean, thinking machine that looks a bit like a startled rabbit.

Arguably one of the nicest people anyone could hope to meet, you also have a stomach that probably defies the laws of physics. Able to actually eat more than the entire nation of Bangladesh in a single sitting, you're also impossibly slim; something some of the other Glendinning residents are perhaps a little jealous of. No matter. All will be equalised come the revolution.

You can tell the world that ethnic tops are the future with the above fashion statement.

current mood: awake
current music: The chocolate chip cookies in the oven smell really good.

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7:33 pm - Hehe!


I'm updating first because I always forget to if I go reply to friends first. Friends are awesome. Not mcuh went on today. It was reallly boring, actually. I had onions, corn, and stringbeans in tomato sauce for breakfast, it suprised me how good it was. I usually eat subhuman meals. I was watching shows today doing all kinds of funky loose your balance positions in my living room. My sister just got home from Nicole's. I wish she could have gone tomorrow so Lindz could have kept me occupied. I lost 13 pounds for some odd reason. I don't even know why, it just disappeared in the last month. I have to get Leah and Courtney birthday presents! Whee! Fun! ^^ Leah's birthday is March 11th. I'm hoping Laura's prom fundraiser thingie comes in wayy before Easter, 'cause I ordered a funky chocolate thing to give to Leah. Courtney's birthday is the 27th of March, and she is redoing her room Japanese, so I muat go shop for fun Japanese stuff for her room! I will get her an animι poster if I can find a spifty one.


current mood: artistic
current music: The rest of my house; the chirping caged bird.

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7:33 pm - Hehe!


I'm updating first because I always forget to if I go reply to friends first. Friends are awesome. Not mcuh went on today. It was reallly boring, actually. I had onions, corn, and stringbeans in tomato sauce for breakfast, it suprised me how good it was. I usually eat subhuman meals. I was watching shows today doing all kinds of funky loose your balance positions in my living room. My sister just got home from Nicole's. I wish she could have gone tomorrow so Lindz could have kept me occupied. I lost 13 pounds for some odd reason. I don't even know why, it just disappeared in the last month. I have to get Leah and Courtney birthday presents! Whee! Fun! ^^ Leah's birthday is March 11th. I'm hoping Laura's prom fundraiser thingie comes in wayy before Easter, 'cause I ordered a funky chocolate thing to give to Leah. Courtney's birthday is the 27th of March, and she is redoing her room Japanese, so I muat go shop for fun Japanese stuff for her room! I will get her an animι poster if I can find a spifty one.


current mood: artistic
current music: The rest of my house; the chirping caged bird.

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Wednesday, February 20th, 2002
6:12 pm - Harhar!


I have an idea of what to do for my next MSN name. It will be lyrics from a Tool song. My sister kept on going "EWW." everytime there was a gay couple on Dismissed, and MTV show which makes a game of love, which I personally find rather obnoxious, but I'm still annoyed with her for saying so.


current mood: amused
current music: Deftones- Change [In Kara's name, I Like the sont lots].

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6:12 pm - Harhar!


I have an idea of what to do for my next MSN name. It will be lyrics from a Tool song. My sister kept on going "EWW." everytime there was a gay couple on Dismissed, and MTV show which makes a game of love, which I personally find rather obnoxious, but I'm still annoyed with her for saying so.


current mood: amused
current music: Deftones- Change [In Kara's name, I Like the song lots].

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Monday, February 18th, 2002
4:33 pm - Survey.
Name - Victoria
Nicknames, including from family – Tori, Squeeky [sister], Bitch [sister], Quincy [friends], piss-ass [what I called myself that my sister acclaimed my nickname].
Birthday – I forget. Um.. I think it's in April.
Astrological sign? - Taurus.
Chinese zodiac sign? - Dragon.
Location – New Jersey. The land of condensed farms.
Sexual Preference - Either works.
Marital Status – Nobody.
Current Haircolor - dyed red and and inch of blonde roots. That were brightened with walnut colored dye.
Eyecolor: Blu-green and yellow.
Height – 5' 4 or 5 or something like that..
Weight – Heh. NO.
Parents still together? – No, thank trees.
Siblings? - One. I don't even consider her my sister I hate her so much.
Nieces/Nephews? - Sort of I have one..
Kids of your own? - Never.
Grandkids? – heh. I'm not even going to have kids..
Pets? - My bird that died. we have cats. I don't consider them my pet. they act like my sister.. We have two poor birds living. I feel bad for them. They're prisoners. It'd be like my sister and I locked in my living room for life. UGH. That's a pisser.
In school/graduated? - In school.
Rent, lease, or own your home? - Own.
What do you do for work? - Hoping to get a job soon.
How much do you make? – Nothing right now.
Have any credit cards? - Fuck you Express.
AmEx? – Um..
Can I use em for a few days? – Fuck You Express is now accepting new customers..
What do you drive? – a Matchbox. I got it on sale for 88 cents at KBToys.

Preferences
Black and White/Color - Color, usually.
Black/White - black.
Red/Blue - Red.
Dogs/Cats - Cats. I'm not too fond of dos.
Roses/Daisies - Rose stems.
Beer/Liquor – Liquor.
Boxers/Briefs *wink* - Boxers.
Hair: Short/Long - Depends on what looks good on the person. Usually long-ish.
Boots/Shoes - Whatever doesn't match my outfit.
Food: Mexican/Italian - Mexican.
Dark/Light - Dark.
Day/Night - Night.
City/Country - City.
Sheets: Solid/Animal Prints *rawr* - Plaid?
Sub/Dom - Sub Dominian Republic!

Favorites
Color - Chapstick.
Animal - Tulips.
Vehicle - Strawberry jam.
Flower - Pixi sticks.
Beer – Nah pass me the vodka.
Liquor - Sure.
Soda – dr. pepper, pepsi
Food - Where?
Book – Perks of Being a Wallflower, Fight Club, Interview With the Vampire, Whirligig. many, many.
Author – Lindsey,
Band - No Doubt, um, many?
CD - The Beacon Street Collection, many of the compilations in my posession.
Wine – Tasties?
Song - 'Greener Pastures'- No Doubt; 'Wonderwall'-Oasis; Andrea said 'punk', and 'Hot punk music'.
Movie – Fight Club, Weekend at Bernie's, all our music video tapes.
Country - Japan, Britain.
State - Lousiana, Alabama, Washington
City - Seattle, Tippy-top-town.
School Subject - Art.
Movie genre – Move-ee? What are movie?
Extracurricular Activity - IceFishing for crabs off the tropical mainland of North Easten Zanzibar.

Do you...
Color your hair? – Yes!
Have tattoos? – No
Piercings? - *cough*. I honestly do wish.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? – Both would be nice.
Floss daily? - Whenever I remember. I've flossed 4 times in one day, and remembered the next day that I flossed. I thought I didn't floss the whole day..
Own a webcam? - No, sadness.
Ever get off the damn computer? – Yagee?
Sprechen Sie Deutcsh? – das!
Hablar Espanol? – El GATO!! El GATo!!
Quack? Quack quack? - QUACK.

Have you...
Gotten a speeding ticket? - Yes. i wasn't driving though.
How fast? – 105. On a 75 mph zone. I wasn't driving, though...
DUI? - A quad, yes.
Been in a wreck? – A quad wreck. Wasn't Driving Under Influence for that.
Been arrested? - Yet to do so, but I've deserved it before.
Stolen a car? - Nah.
Stolen anything? – Yeah.
Smoked? – No.
Pot? - No.
Crack? – No.
Drink? - Yesterday..
Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? - not that I remember.
Posed for nude pics? - No. i'm sure that days to come. I've slready stripped. No one had a camera, though.
Considered a life of crime? – Yeah.
Considered being a hooker? – Yeah, actually.
Maybe a pimp? – Sounds to be fun.
Been married? - No.
Been divorced? - Yes.
Are you psycho? I burn things. And I have homocidial thoughts.. I like to scare people on the list..
even ones I just don't like..
Split personalities? - Maybe, If yes, I don't know that..
Schizophrenic? – Possibly.
Obsessive? - Alot of the time
Compulsive? – Yes.
Obsessive Compulsive? – Either that or you'd think I took too much Ritalin.
Panic? I haven't.
Anxiety? - Not usually.
Depressed? - All the time.
Suicidal? – Hm. What do you think? I think. i thought yes.
Homicidal? – Sometimes.
Genocidal? – No.
Pedophile? -No.
Obsessed with hate? – Have been.
Mutilate animals? - No.
Idolize infamous criminals? – Warren. Lindsey. My soon to be cousin.
Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? - Yes. Had two dreams last night, actually. LOL,
Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? - Yes. one of them last night.

The good stuff...
Had sex outdoors? - No.
Had sex in a car? - No.
Had sex in the bathroom-No.

Right now...
What are you listening to? – Bree, bree of AOL IMS and my sister and her friend talking.
What are you watching? - The screen.
What time is it? – 3 minutes after 3 hours after noon.
What are you wearing? – Amber's tank top with handprints, my grey hoodie, blue pants with the handprint.
What're you drinking? - Spit at the moment, I'ma get something in a minute.
Eating? - Nothing.
Got both hands on the keyboard? – Yer-huh.
You sure bout that? ]] – No. I'm never sure. In another unverse, in another dimension, they're NOT. *GASP*
Who are you talkin to? ]] – Andrea.
What other windows do you have open? – MSN messenger
How bored are you? Not very.

If you could...
Be anywhere, where would you be? – In New York, California or Virginia.
Who would you be with? – Vince [New York], Andrea [California], cris [California], or megan [Virginia].

current mood: thoughtful
current music: My favorite songs. ^^

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Friday, February 15th, 2002
2:57 pm - Another Haiku Day
Yesterday I wrote,
Everything in haiku.
Today I will to.

I woke up at 12.
This fine winter afternoon.
To find friends were here.

They aren't friends of mine.
But 2 friends of my sister.
Ryan and Nicole.

First I made iced tea.
After I ate a fresh pear.
I made chicken soup.

I fed them the soup.
Nicole said 'Ew' to the soup.
She did not have soup.

Tonight I must go.
For my Grandmother's birthday.
At a restaurant.

I will leave at 8.
Actually, at Pirate's inn.
Nautical Dining.

This I will not like.
But my grandmother will much.
She got leftovers.

My present to her,
Is leftover chicken soup!
She will like it much.

nobody is on.
I have no one to talk to.
will you help me out?


This haiku story,
I have wrote for you to read.
I hope you enjoyed.

current mood: satisfied
current music: The talkingness and Billy Joel in my head..

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Thursday, February 7th, 2002
4:11 pm - Ho-hum Day.
My cousin Maygan probably won't be able to come up and visit me or SPring vacation, her mother got laid off. Her and Micah. They're not quite my cousins, but they will be when my Dad gets married.

... and I watched my tape of Music-related everything that had "No More Drama" from Mary J. Blige in there.. I started crying. There was a small gas leak in school at 9 this morning. The whole school was evacuated into Delaware Ave. School- a 3 minute walk from ours. We have to sit in the cramped cafeteria meant to hold 50 people. 600 were all there, sitting. Luckily, our group of friends got somewhat comfortably seated. We talked a bit. I felt rotten and just wanted to go home. And now I"m home and depressed. And I don't want to do anything. I'm dead. ...there's just nothing to do. I don't want to do anything I can.

current mood: depressed
current music: No Doubt & Bradley Nowell- Total Hate 95

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Wednesday, January 30th, 2002
3:38 pm - Hmm.
I'm reading my wonderful book on hTMl. Hyperlink text markup language, if Mr. Browne is reading this. The asshole thinks he knows everything. ...Now I hope he's reading this.

current mood: thirsty
current music: 7 Marry 3- Cumbersome

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Tuesday, January 29th, 2002
3:33 pm - nach-o [knock-ho]
ARG. Read the bold and italicized test. I'll love you forever.



Well, Lindz was going to come over until we discovered my sister was home. We were going to have nach-os. [Pronounced: Knock-hoes] We were kinda silly today. I got in a fight with my mom over sending a birthday present to my cousin- to me, money is WAY LESS important than friends, I have no problem sparing 20 bucks to get him a present. Then she went on bitching that he didn't get me or Laura [sister] a present [he didn't know our birthdays] and that I shouldn't get him one. So, she probably didn't send it. [He's gonna be our cousin soon- if my sister didn't like-like him, she wouldn't have called my mom to ask what the present was, or gotten into the fight]. But I told my mom this. I'll try to reinact the converstion as close as possible:

Me: It's none of her business what I got him, or yours.

Mom: [Screaming] Did he get you a present?

Me: Listen, you're entitled to your opinion. I have one of my own. Don't think I'm listening, it's nice you have an opinion- but I DON'T CARE.

Mom:[and screaming..] He never got you a present.

Me: He doesn't have any money.

Mom: [and screaming.]And so you get him a present? You don't have any money.

Me: Sure I do. Listen- you can have your opinion, I have my own- Sure, i'll LISTEN to yours, but don't ever think you can make me FOLLOW it.

Mom: CLICK. [More like slam].

I wish I had told her more, but she hung up on me. Friends are always worth the money. He's going to be my favorite cousin along with his sister. My mom doesn't know we'll be cousins. We are pretty close- even if he never writes, how often do I write to him? ::sigh::. I have a new crush on a girl I really like. And Ty, if you're reading- don't even ask who it is.

From a letter to Kara: i'm kind of pissy, and I usually don't write emails when I am. My sister's been acting all sweet to me- until I don't want to go outside and play with her. Then she starts calling me fat and ugly and everything. Yeah, wonderful way to get me in you favor, Laura. [Laura = sister].


From disturbedchild's journal: Yes, it is hard telling people that you don't want to be with them. But, in the end if they don't want to be there friend you have nothing to lose. I mean yes, you lose a possible friendship. But, hey there the real one's loosing if they don't even want to try to be your friend.






Me: Yes, that is sooo true. I feel that way about poser-gothic Kim. Come piss me off girl. Let's see how gothic you really are. It pisses me off soooo much how you wear fishnets and black lipstick [on verrry messy] and thinks that that, along with listening to Marilyn Manson and Kittie [I like them both; have nothing against them] makes you gothic. Well, you can wear your black and your bracelets, but you don't know the culture [accepting and loving the darkness: ever hear it, Kim?], you don't know the feeling [depression], you don't know how to act [A gothic nickname isn NOT Sunshine, Kim..]. She has people sticking up for her too. She says her mother is encouraging her to rebel, and she isn't rebelling. THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO DAMN GOTHIC!!!



current mood: disappointed
current music: i hate the new generation. my grade is one big ASSHOLE.

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3:08 pm - nach-o [knock-ho]
ARG. Read the bold and italicized test. I'll love you forever.



Well, Lindz was going to come over until we discovered my sister was home. We were going to have nach-os. [Pronounced: Knock-hoes] We were kinda silly today. I got in a fight with my mom over sending a birthday present to my cousin- to me, money is WAY LESS important than friends, I have no problem sparing 20 bucks to get him a present. Then she went on bitching that he didn't get me or Laura [sister] a present [he didn't know our birthdays] and that I shouldn't get him one. So, she probably didn't send it. [He's gonna be our cousin soon- if my sister didn't like-like him, she wouldn't have called my mom to ask what the present was, or gotten into the fight]. But I told my mom this. I'll try to reinact the converstion as close as possible:

Me: It's none of her business what I got him, or yours.

Mom: [Screaming] Did he get you a present?

Me: Listen, you're entitled to your opinion. I have one of my own. Don't think I'm listening, it's nice you have an opinion- but I DON'T CARE.

Mom:[and screaming..] He never got you a present.

Me: He doesn't have any money.

Mom: [and screaming.]And so you get him a present? You don't have any money.

Me: Sure I do. Listen- you can have your opinion, I have my own- Sure, i'll LISTEN to yours, but don't ever think you can make me FOLLOW it.

Mom: CLICK. [More like slam].

I wish I had told her more, but she hung up on me. Friends are always worth the money. He's going to be my favorite cousin along with his sister. My mom doesn't know we'll be cousins. We are pretty close- even if he never writes, how often do I write to him? ::sigh::. I have a new crush on a girl I really like. And Ty, if you're reading- don't even ask who it is.

From a letter to Kara: i'm kind of pissy, and I usually don't write emails when I am. My sister's been acting all sweet to me- until I don't want to go outside and play with her. Then she starts calling me fat and ugly and everything. Yeah, wonderful way to get me in you favor, Laura. [Laura = sister].


From disturbedchild's journal: Yes, it is hard telling people that you don't want to be with them. But, in the end if they don't want to be there friend you have nothing to lose. I mean yes, you lose a possible friendship. But, hey there the real one's loosing if they don't even want to try to be your friend.






Me: Yes, that is sooo true. I feel that way about poser-gothic Kim. Come piss me off girl. Let's see how gothic you really are. It pisses me off soooo much how you wear fishnets and black lipstick [on verrry messy] and thinks that that, along with listening to Marilyn Manson and Kittie [I like them both; have nothing against them] makes you gothic. Well, you can wear your black and your bracelets, but you don't know the culture [accepting and loving the darkness: ever hear it, Kim?], you don't know the feeling [depression], you don't know how to act [A gothic nickname isn NOT Sunshine, Kim..]. She has people sticking up for her too. She says her mother is encouraging her to rebel, and she isn't rebelling. THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO DAMN GOTHIC!!!



current mood: disappointed
current music: i hate the new generation. my grade is one big ASSHOLE.

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Thursday, January 24th, 2002
7:20 am - At school in 20.


Well, in 20 minutes at be at school fopr 4 1/4 hours. To take midterms. :/ I have Reading and Algebra midterms today. Not fun. Not fun at all. I have to go over my Reading vocabulary. I have a feeling that'll be the hardest part of the test. And one of the words from our latest list was 'appreciation' and 'grateful'. Umm, I think we'd know this by now, you know? I spent a little of the day looking for records to buy for when I do get my record player. I will be all to happy when that happens. I got to sleep at 9 last night, up at six. I didn't go to the bathroom for half an hour, though, I sat there dreading the moment. To think the impact the silverfish in the bathroom yesterday had [silverfish like to climb around in the drains- wet & cool]. So, I had to bring my cat in the bathroom with me so I wasn't as scared, and, to some extent, it worked, but then she started eating little plastic bits. That's lkind of stupid, I'm more afraid of a silverifsh than a roach. Oh well. There's not much I can do about it.


current mood: thirsty
current music: Nirvana- Milk it.

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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2002
3:07 pm - Hohum.
Well, today's a lovely day, ne? Should everything I write this time... rhyme? Do you want to go see the WaWa sign, across the train line? No I will not, now go and rot! What did you say, you ruined my day!? No pity I will give, for as long as you live. As for your bad mood, no need to be rude. Hear now, what I say: go to WaWa I may. You cast your desperate spell, to make my mind swell. Although you feel not well, don't go off like a bell. I cannot walk, my legs will jell, to the WaWa store at which they sell. Go walk your way, do not stay! But you want me to come, go with youy to your slum? [I'm short on speech, now go, clingy leech!

current mood: pissed off
current music: I'm gonna go. :/.

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Sunday, January 20th, 2002
10:48 pm - Let's see.
Amber has her kittie. I'm at Amber's house for the nightie-nighties. I'm going sleepy-sleepies here. Oh yeah. We've been listening to Napster genereated musical entertainment. Audio computer entertainment transmitted through electrical cables through napster, if you want to get all scientific on me. creepy vila. Always remember, if you hear someone in your closet, its creepy vila, not the bogey monster. If you happen to feel something under you bed- it's not the kid you attempted to rape last week- it's creepy vila, or some guy in mask.

Tests taken earlier today:





you are the most likely of the smashing pumpkins to lead a happy, normal life. your innate shyness
conceals a wicked sense of humour and a fondness for sweet love songs.

which pumpkin are you?





Take the Which Empire Records Character are You? Quiz.





Well, aren't we all amazed? I am. Oh yes.

current mood: sleepy
current music: Buggles- Video Killed the Radio Star & STP-Interstate Love

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Friday, January 11th, 2002
4:24 pm - Call Us!


Alrightie, here's the story.

Take me.

Put Lindz next to me.

Put uncomfortable jeans on me.

Put us next to a deserted school.

Make us walking.

Make us laughing.

Make me fall on my ass in the mud from laughing.

Make me jump in the mud to amuse Lindz.

Made my day.








Note to Amber: If my mum okaies it, pizza at my house on Monday. Comment me back.


current mood: anxious
current music: Misfits.

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Thursday, January 10th, 2002
4:09 pm - Idea..



Since there's the whole survey thing going on, why doesn't someone make one that has an ounce of common sense to it? The point of surveys is to tell people things they normally wouldn't say, so why does every survey have the time and other things like that? My idea was that everyone just custom make a survey. We'd never run out surveys, I'd say.


current mood: blank
current music: Um. None, at the moment.

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Wednesday, January 9th, 2002
5:56 pm - Subject: (optional, for use on longer entries)


Well, you see, I wanna go visit Amber. But oh well. I need tah go shopping later. My sister left the house the biggest fucking mess, and bothered me two hours, non-stop. I kicked her several times, and she just chased me around. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TAPE STUFF ON TV!! I EVEN MISSED GAVIN AND GWEN FOR POOR TYLER!!! So, as you could imagine, I was pissed. As for the test day of being nice, my sister invited herself to sleepover in my room, keep elbowing me on purpose and laughing, and then I moved to the floor and she slept in my bed. The next morning, I get up at 6:24, and wake her up. She says that she sleeps until 7. ..GREAT. So I turn on the lights, and she gets all pissy. HELLO, YOU SLEPT IN MY BED, WITH ALL BUT ONE BLANKET, AND YOU'RE THE PISSY ONE??!!


But on a happier note.. DAMN IT. There's nothing to say.


current mood: aggravated
current music: Everlast- What's it Like[?] A sad, but true song.

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Sunday, January 6th, 2002
1:39 pm - Mhmm.m


A Story about P|H|R|O|O|T.

What you will read, or have read about PHROOT, is a true story.





The End.


current mood: amused
current music: 99 baskets of phroot on the wall!! LOL!! LMAO!!

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1:35 pm - A bit about PHROOT!


Mummy had a green pepper.

I saw it and ate it.

I think Mummy was going to cook the green pepper.




Mummy had a tomato.

I saw it and ate it.

I think Mummy was going to cook the tomato.




Mummy had an orange.

I saw it and ate it.

I think Mummy was going to cook the orange.



Mummy had a red pepper.

I saw it and ate it.

I think Mummy was going to cook the red pepper.


current mood: hungry
current music: Pink Floyd- Time

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