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Wednesday, October 31st, 2001
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7:34 am - tsss
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ew everyone in my school is a fag and like no one dressed up for halloween. "what are you supposed to be?" "myself" "hyuck hyuck..i hate you."
good thing pete and i are keeping it real.
current mood:  disappointed
current music: baby got back...in my head
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| Monday, October 29th, 2001
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3:14 pm - who mistook the steak for chicken?
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i saw it while looking for images for my graphic design project (we're doing flyers for the junior class play) and i thought of you.
i still say the best part is the ceiling killing though. that, or when the girl plays tonsil hockey with freds.
big thanks to shaaaaaaun for the birthday "shout out"...thanks duuuuude.
so now i am off to go to the pornography store. yay! haha
current mood:  complacent
current music: billy idol // cradle of love
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5:53 am - JUM-PIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!!
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
haha like, note the time. because like daylight savings fucking rules and like i forgot to set my alarm accordingly, i woke up an hour early. and because like i was too like "yessss it's my birthday!" and all gay like that i couldn't go back asleep. plus i have insomnia...but whatevs. so like, today oh my god i'm gonna eat so many twinkies. it's going to rule.
jason got here yesterday. yessss. and also last night MASK was on weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends. so i watched that shit and it still ruled. haha it was so great cause like i made fun of it the same as when i watched it with pete cause some of that shit will never get old. INCLUDING ALL THAT IS GAR. i fucking love gar. forever. like he has a moustache rides shirt. and like when he coems back from like wherever gar was everyone's like "ohhh gar's back in town." and like he's got that smooth appeal about him. i mean, we all knew that rusty couldn't deny his charms. i loved when she was like "what the hell you doin' back here gar" and he's all like "i came back cause the womn in the east are cold...and also i wanted to see... (insert cher close up of intrigue) .......rocky. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP! all that charm andpillow talk probably rubbed off on rocky cause like when he pimps that blind girl with like having her touch her face and being like "and THIS is beautiful" when he was showing her what colors are. christ, the poor girl almost slid off her seat. butliek what i don't get. is he described the clouds as 'pillowy' and like when he showed her whatthat was he used cotton balls. butlike, what the fuck? doesn't she fucking SLEEP every night with a pillow? shouldn't she fucking know what that means already. ducking stupid cunt laura dern. go back to the set of jurassic park IX, ass.ew i'm so gonna get shit today, yesssss. haha i'm out.
oh yeah, another thing that ruled. i woke up this morning and turned on the radio hoping it'd be something fucking awesome and like THEY WERE PLAYING TENACIOUS D SEX SUPREME.....YO
i love early early morning radio.
current mood: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
current music: dead milkmen // stuart
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| Sunday, October 28th, 2001
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8:44 am - "would you like some flavorful meat?"
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so like, jason is coming today. yessss. it's like 8:44. i fucking love daylight savings so much. like last yearmy birthday was on it and liek i had a 25 hour birthday. although i spread the word, no one really cared. it ruled though. i was living it up making fun of all the people with a mere 24 hours for their birthdays. chumps. but now, now the tables have turned and julia roberts has her time in the sun.
anyway, i worked yesterday, peteh and i went in late. it ruled. except like they fucked us for breaks. and i worked like 4 hours doing manual labor before i got my break. it ook a half hour instead of a 15 though. i won't let the MAN hold me down. espesh when that man is john aka darius mccrary. i had no idea why, but for whatever reason they had a DJ theyre. i was like "what the fuck?" it was fucking weird. then i found out it was for some gay coloring contest. but pete and i never got to see any of the action on account of like working. but they played some awesome songs. including abba bee gees and also peter gabriel. that ruled. i tricked pete into thinking that they played neil while he was on break. it went soemthign like this:
m: dude! did you here sweet caroline while you wereon break? it ruled!!
p: aww dude no! i missed it. did they really?
m: haha no. i wish.
M&P;: hahaha
this all went down onthe way to get a monster cereal three pack that they were selling for like 5 bones. and like i sent pete a note saying we should do it up when we get off. and low and behold THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEM ANYMORE. fuck that. so i bought liek other shit and pete did it up with some sixteen candles action. haha.
last night i fell asleep before the MJ halloween special. i was so tired. then i woke up at like 2:25/1:25 and like my neice who my mom was babysitting was being "fussy" i hate that word. anyway, i had to go out and hold her and shit forever, and anytime i put her down she'd start being gay again. so we went online while she was on my lap and we listened to duran duran and kajagoogoo. then i taught her who corey feldman was. when she's old enough were gonna watch rock n' roll high school forever. she's gotta learn sometime. i think she's still too young to learn the wonders of haim though. she was so down. then she had to sleep in my bed with me but i was scared i'd crush her. then we woke up and i told my mom to come get her cause she smelled like babies.
haha ok i just like rambled and shit. i hope i helped any live journal people who constantly refresh their friends pages for something to read.
HOLY SHIT
i forgot to tell the most funny thing ever!
like this old woman who was like at least 82 seriously, was in my line, and like, she was buying shit. but not much shit, and like four of her things wer eliek economy sized things of hand lotion. and she was liek as i was ringing them "you know why i need all the lotion right, honey?" "nope" "i like to rub it on my husbands penis to make the wrinkles go away."
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH like why would ANYONE say that to ANYONE??!!@?24w5897349!!!???
i didn't know how to respond so i was just like "oh." ew she was so old and decrepid. i am so sterile right now.
current mood:  satisfied
current music: the strokes // last nite
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| Saturday, October 27th, 2001
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2:40 am - hahaha
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take medication: ew what if he bites you
take medication: that's so something catman would do
ew i work at beej for like twelve years tomorrow...gay. fuck this i'm going to bed.
current mood: fuck you catman
current music: iggy pop // candy
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12:08 am - MJ MANIA!!!!
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so like, there's always going to be two mj's in my book. michael j fox and michael jackson. that being said, i'll get on with tonight's activities. went to kfc with peteh and russ. tried to talk russ out of going to work. even the coin didn't want him to go. tss. so then he dropped us off at my house. no mall, that's ok though cause we found that teen wolf as on at 10:15. so we redid pete's journal. lookin' good.
anyway. to occupy our time after that we decided to prank call a random number his sister wrote on a piece of paper. our idea was to call and just say "you suck." and hang up. but then we just called and that was entertainment enough. as it turns out it's this shitty pizza place in town. hahaha it ruled. then we watched the tim curry music video from the worst witch and a couple other choice scenes, mildred is such a fuck-up, butit's not her fault.
then teen wolf came on. the usual madcap adventures followed. including the van surfing scene. stiles rules. then during one of the dinner and a movie commercials, we turned to mtv in our channel surfing. and were immediately attracted to this fucked up thing that was on. we kept saying "dude this is so thriller" and it progressively became more and more fucked up. then pete was like "dude i think that IS michael jackson!" referring to this liek elderly corporate looking gent who was like looking really fucked up. and then i remembered anthony mentioning something about an mj halloween special. we continued watching and HOLY FUCKING SHIT. our jaws were dropped the entire time. it fucking ruled so bad. oh man it was too good. i found out the times it's gonna be on again, and like i'm going to tape it like at least 5 times on separate tapes. we already decided to watch it every halloween for the rest of our lives. then thriller came on, and like, thriller scares me. then pete's ride came and i had to turn off thriller cause i can't watch it alone. hahaha shut the fuck up i'll kill you. then like, i decided to put it back on cause like...ya know i'm fucking hardcore.
WeizMasterZero: dude.. double MJs 4 life
Auto response from alphazordon: doing stuff
alphazordon: I KNOW
alphazordon: im watching now
WeizMasterZero: haha that ruuled
WeizMasterZero: ooh still thriller?
WeizMasterZero: ill pop that shit on
alphazordon: im just like "its thriller im practically an adult
WeizMasterZero: hahaha
alphazordon: i just wont look at the scary parts haha
WeizMasterZero: hahaha
alphazordon: haha "still thriller?" dude its like four hours long
WeizMasterZero: haha i know
alphazordon: fucking MJ
WeizMasterZero: and it would always be number one on like mtv top 100s
WeizMasterZero: and theyd have leave like half the show
alphazordon: haha i know with like smells like teen spirit as #2
WeizMasterZero: hahaha i know
alphazordon: haha i know and like
WeizMasterZero: mhm
alphazordon: you know once you get to like number 2 and like thriller hasnt been shown and theres like 4957 more minutes left...you know thrillers making an appearance
alphazordon: ew its so scary and like
alphazordon: that end shot right there
alphazordon: his contact isnt straight
WeizMasterZero: hahahaha dude i know
alphazordon: thats bothered me since i was like 7
WeizMasterZero: hahaa
WeizMasterZero: your like "i knew his tricks from day 1"
alphazordon: i was always like "what the fuck john landis? ill fuck you up"
alphazordon: hahaha
WeizMasterZero: hahaha
alphazordon: hahahahaha remember when we pranked dean park pizza?
WeizMasterZero: hahahaha
WeizMasterZero: yess
WeizMasterZero: that ruled
alphazordon: thats so fun
WeizMasterZero: haha i know
WeizMasterZero: like the first time
WeizMasterZero: he was just like "hello"
WeizMasterZero: hahaha
WeizMasterZero: it was totally a different guy
alphazordon: hahaha i know and like hung up after like two seconds
alphazordon: haha dick
alphazordon: dude!
WeizMasterZero: haha i know
WeizMasterZero: mhm
alphazordon: wtf no making of thriller?!?!?!
alphazordon: GAY
WeizMasterZero: awww
WeizMasterZero: fuckers
alphazordon: i know
alphazordon: teen wolfs still on
WeizMasterZero: fucking mtv
alphazordon: yesss
WeizMasterZero: haha yess
alphazordon: i know
WeizMasterZero: im on it
alphazordon: hahaha stiles for liiiife
WeizMasterZero: hahah i know
WeizMasterZero: dude im sooo tired
WeizMasterZero: im hittin the sack soon
WeizMasterZero: dude my live journal rules
WeizMasterZero: we always get so much accomplished
WeizMasterZero: but at the same time we dont
alphazordon: hahaha i know
so like, going back between MJ and MJ RULED FOREVER! not to mention the fact that the dinner and a movie guest was jerry levine, the actor who played stiles in the movie. plus the stereotypical 80s crazy friend. so like the name of this movie night is MJ Mania (tm) it was an unofficial movie night at first...butlike it developed into a classic. hahaha...we didn't even get to watch TMNT again!
current mood: content
current music: stan bush // dare (at two seconds cause i'm gay :D)
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| Friday, October 26th, 2001
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12:09 am - you are so lovable to me in the long run.
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so like, i have an insane stalker who comes into bj's. and he's come in like at least 4 times in the past couple weeks. always goes into MY line, even when they'll be someone else completely open liek next to me. gives me creepo-weird smiles wheneva eye contact is made. it's fuckign gay and i hope he stops it fucking soon because he's a loser freak and ugly besides. and tonight he said my name. my badge is like always hidden like, on my belt kind of. so much in fact that you'd have to actually search to find out what my name is. not to mention the fact that he's constantly oogling at my boobs, and it fucking creeps me out. if he comes in one more time...i will puke everywhere.
also, there was a lady who was dressed in white trash halloween festive outerwear. meanign like a gayass sweater with like pumpkins and shit on it. and horrid socks that no sane person would wear...well except me cause they were actually cool..but like not on her. liek even at all. fuckign ugly hoe. anyway, so i hated her to begin with from her ugliness. then isee she has THREE CARTS worth o' shit. and this fucking dyke across from me who has sideburns goes "now THAT'S what i call...a big order...hyuck." "order"? did she order the shit and iw ent and got it? no, she fucking shopped for it. it's not an order, shut the fuck up randy. anyway, so i hated her for being ugly. THEN i hated her for having a fuckload of shit for me to ring in. and then she was like buying all this food i hate so like that made me hate her more. she bought shit like...GO-GURT, and like pancake mix and shit. fuckign go-gurt. fuck go-gurt and fuck people who eat that and any yogurt product in general. gross gag me with a spyoon. fucking lesbian. AND NOW I HATE HER FOR THE BIGGEST THING, she was being retarded and like put all this shit on the belt and like decided gravity idnt apply to her so she liek put eggs on top of these paper towels, and they fell over cause SHE knocked it. and then THEN SHE BLAMED IT ON ME!!! fucker! i'll fuck her up.
whateva. fucking whore. tanning salon halloween puke wearing slut.
on a completely fuckign different note. liek that song mr. sandman is fucked up. it just came on after killing joke on shuffle and like. it just is. fuck you guys, it is.
i wanna get like john waters face like on my ass...that or wesley willis. OR BOTH! that'd be so hot!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD WINDSTAAR
current mood:  good
current music: killing joke // pssyche
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| Thursday, October 25th, 2001
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2:50 pm - my bum hurts
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i would like...kill some random homeless person, if it meant that i didn't have towork tonight. eww...i hate not being able to sit on my ass for like a million hours at once. not to mention the fact that beej fucks me over at least once every time i go in there. jason's coming oooooon sunday haha i had to think, hence all my o's. so like...were going to watch corey haim movies and make fun of handicapped kids...like corey haim for example.
i'm going to be 18 on monday. the only good thing about that is i'm going to be able to go in the porn store wheneva i feel like it to buy my midge porn. but like, that'll probably get old (actually could that ever get old?) after like the first twelve visits. and i don't like the idea of not being jailbait anymore. fuck that. ew.
a little marquee action to accent my angst for adam:
current mood:  blah
current music: new order // temptation
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| Tuesday, October 23rd, 2001
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9:46 pm - what the fuck?
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like i've been seeing the various forms of these tests that have been floating around live journal. and of course i've taken them all..and besides being billie joe (WHICH RULES...BETH GREEN DAY FOR LIIIIIIIIIFE <---for those who don't know..seriously eat a dick) and a total geek or whatever the fuck...however...i just took the goth test for shits and giggles:
I AM 68% GOTH.
Image and attitude are my paths to Goth-dom.
Graceful and scary. I am the Master, with
many slaves.
what the fuck?...seriously. i wonder what zeeeeeeeeeeeeeena got.
I'M NOT A FUCKING GOTH/RIVETHEAD/GOFF/GRAVER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY'RE CALLING THEMSELVES THESE DAYS.
fuckers.
current mood: fucking goths
current music: dee-lite // groove is in the heart
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| Monday, October 22nd, 2001
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8:14 pm - take medication: you tricking cunt!
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7:18 pm - hahaha new screen name craziness
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so i made this new screen name.
alphazordon: this is thenew name
WeizMasterZero: for good?
alphazordon: i mean business
alphazordon: yup.
alphazordon: perioooooooood
WeizMasterZero: haha thats what you say with every name
alphazordon: haha i know
alphazordon: i never say i mean business though
WeizMasterZero: hahaha
alphazordon: i even LOADED the buddy list
WeizMasterZero: woah
alphazordon: i know
so i had new screen name fun. i even made this profile to screw with jason:
so...my name's jenna and i like to write poetry and smoke weed. when i'm not doing that, i like to listen to the misfits....even though michael graves left =((((((((((
PUNK RAWK LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!
i wanna give shout outs to all the people who support me and my choices....family are forever.
then the real shit went down:
alphazordon: vrolok?
count jello: yeah
alphazordon: hi!
alphazordon: whats up?
count jello: hey, what's up
count jello: nothing really
alphazordon: cool
count jello: do i know you?
alphazordon: LOL no! ha ha i found out about you from yr journal i looked up tampons and yr journal came up!
alphazordon: lol
alphazordon: u seem cool
count jello: haha, badass
alphazordon: ha ha!
alphazordon: so whos the guy with the pipe?
alphazordon: that u???????????
alphazordon: lol
count jello: haha
count jello: no
count jello: that's my religious icon
alphazordon: huh???????????????????????
alphazordon: =(
alphazordon: y aren't you answering me????????????????????
count jello: i did
count jello: i said he was my religious icon
alphazordon: what do u mean religious icon???
alphazordon: like...jesus?
count jello: sort of
alphazordon: COOL!
count jello: i'm an overman in the church of the subgenius...and "bob" is kind of the prophet.
count jello: so he's kind of jesus-like.
alphazordon: sweet
alphazordon: RELIGION ROX
count jello: it does?
alphazordon: ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST ON LJ?????
count jello: maybe if i start to like you
alphazordon: LOL
alphazordon: http://www.livejournal.com/users/aaf/
note: the linkin park background picture.
count jello: you're only 13?
alphazordon: i'm practically 14!!!
alphazordon: LOL
alphazordon: i'm really mature though
alphazordon: don't worry
count jello: sorry i left out the huge gap
count jello: you are, huh?
alphazordon: yeah in december
alphazordon: which is like...TOTALLY SOON
count jello: i see that in your userinfo
alphazordon: COOL
alphazordon: add me to you friendz list
count jello: i can't
count jello: i don't like you yet
alphazordon: YET?????
count jello: yeah
count jello: where's ballston spa by?
alphazordon: =((((
alphazordon: is this like ...A TEST???????/
count jello: what would i be testing you for? i just like new york and i'm wondering where that place is
alphazordon: it's near albany
alphazordon: DUHHHHHHHHH
count jello: i didn't know it was so obvious
alphazordon: oh
alphazordon: LOL
alphazordon: so like
alphazordon: are we gonna have sex in my mom's bed when you come here this weekend?
count jello: sure we can
count jello: i get to be diseased, right?
alphazordon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
alphazordon: ew i totally fooled you
count jello: haha.
haha i love how he tries to "play it cool"
hahaha i'm so funny:
alphazordon: did you look at my profile?
count jello: yeah, of course
alphazordon: haha you like?
count jello: haha yeah it was a good one
alphazordon: i know
alphazordon: you do knoo im journaling this whole thing right?
count jello: of course
hahahahahahahahaha....i suck.
also..while all this was going down:
WeizMasterZero: side note: i jsut found another foot job video
alphazordon: yessssssssss
alphazordon: i mean
alphazordon: ew!
alphazordon: haha
WeizMasterZero: hahaha
WeizMasterZero: its only lie 10 seconds and its just this girl in panty hoes workin it and shes like "ew that feels sooo good on my feet" haha
alphazordon: hahaha
alphazordon: send
WeizMasterZero wants to send file girl, feet, pantyhose and a cock.avi.
WeizMasterZero: hahaha and a cock
alphazordon: hahaha the name
WeizMasterZero: he doesnt even have his pants off
alphazordon: hahaha just the cock
alphazordon: nomore..noless
WeizMasterZero: hahaha i know
WeizMasterZero: haha he has one called "extreme fat girl fuck"
alphazordon received C:\My Documents\download\alphazordon\girl, feet, pantyhose and a cock.avi.
alphazordon: hahaha hahaha
alphazordon: ill watch
WeizMasterZero: ok
current mood: listless
current music: primus // too many puppies
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| Saturday, October 20th, 2001
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6:58 pm
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COREY HAIM E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh man and feldman was first..this rules
i just got rug burn on my feet from running to press record...oh man this is so good.
current mood: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
current music: ME PISSING MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Sunday, October 14th, 2001
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6:55 pm - Live the fragrance, behold the elegance
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pete's over and we're doing some ebay exploration first inspired by watching the original batman movie. first we looked up batman and robin costumes, cause we got big plans. and then it went to dc figures blah blah blah. then i was like "it'd be cool if they had a real genius shirt" so we look. and there was no luck...then i was like "better yet it'd be awesoem if they hada val kilmer shirt. and pete told me to look...after we had laughed it up. and i did. AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THEY DO. and boy oh boy is it stunning. note how it has a scooping neck and goes up to XXX large. so just imagine a fucking obese val kilmer fan watching at first sight eating raw cookie dough wearing that shirt. i'm so fucking jealous.
BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE. the madness continues cause i then we looked up billy dee williams shirt. no dice. so pete says to look up just plain ol' billy dee. and what did we find. go LOOK at what we found. holy fucking shit again. pete wants you all to note that it's just inspired by him. so like...someone was in the middle of watching dynasty and decided that they NEEDED to make a billy dee williams "inspored" cologne. oh my.
FUN BILLY DEE WILLAMS FACTS:
* his birth name is: william december williams
* HE WAS BORN IN 1937 he is almost 70 years old.
* he is in the movie woo. and was also uncredited.
* he was in another world in 1964.
* but, before that he had his first role was in the last angry man in 1959.
* mahogany rules.
nothing but trouble.
and pete also wants to add that "ebay's costumes suck." and they really fucking do.
observe
current mood:  ecstatic
current music: dead milkmen // instand club hit (you'll dance to anything)
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| Saturday, October 13th, 2001
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6:36 pm - get your patchouli stink out of here
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so i took my shats today...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA get it? cause if you pronounce 'sats' like the improper verb form then it whymes with shats..hahaha oh my god i am so funny.
....so i got home and i decided to spend some quality time with my digital cable. cause i have been neglecting her for a while now. and i must tell you. it was good. i put on the wb just on instinct and motherfucking BLANK CHECK was on. i kid you not. then, holy shit, i completely fucking forgot what the other movie that came on right after it was. damnit. oh well, rest assured that it was up to par. then i swoop on over to starz and caught the last 30 min of erin brockovich hahahaha but just because i was waiting for high fidelity. WHICH i got on tape bitches. jack black for liiiife. i fucking love that movie. and whenever i think about it or watch it...i ALWAYS think how how fucking bizarre it was when pete, cammy, zach, aberdeen, and i watched it after the powderpuff football game cause we couldn't watch evil dead II for some reason which is what we were going to do. anyway, then they have the dialog about what would you say if i said i never saw evil dead II yet. it was fucking eerie my brothers. and abdul still hasn't seen it. what a slut. anyway, then mystery man was on right after that shit. and is still on presently. i've never seen. and it's already losing my intrest. i should've known when the whole smashmouth hit single came about. how naive of me.
anyway, ithink at 8 i'm either gonna watch 'the little vampire' with jonathan lipnickey. which is the coolest fucking last name EVER. oooooor, blair witch II: book of shadows. HAHAHA yes. i know this movie fucking sucked horribly. but we're also talking about someone who checks E!'s website every-fucking-day for the premiere date of the corey haim true hollywood story. (no word yet.)
ok, fuckos, i'm leaving.
current mood: okay
current music: depeche mode // shake the disease
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| Friday, October 12th, 2001
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7:52 pm - hahaha i can't wait for the death
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holy shit. i just ate and ENTIRE BOX of fudge stripe cookies. fucking keebler crack laced cookies. anyway, i just wanted everyone toknow that and that i'm so lame that i went to see what the dinner and a movie movie is...wait there's a whole lot more to the lameness. i saw that it was stepmom. yessss, stepmom, the julia roberts/susan sarandon movie. and iw as like "sweeeeet." and now, now i'm going to go an watch it.
hi, i passed out on my bed and didn't wake up forever, and my computer restarted and RE signed me on aim..what the fuck, i've dechecked auto-login 400 million fucking times and it doesn't obey. (andre 4 liiiife) so anyone who IMed me, i was waaaaaaay gone. fuck i have SATs tomorrow. sdl;afkjasdl;kfj;asldkfjwoeirfjaskldfnl;askjfklajsdfjalsja cunt.
UPDATE: eww what the fuck? stepmom isn't even on. it's the gayest batman movie batman and robin. like...FUCK YOU for shaming batgirl with fucking alicia silverstone..aka CHER aka excess baggage. whatever...dicks.
hahaha oh wait nevermind. i got my turners confused...this shit is tnt. fuckin a.
current mood: indifferent
current music: bauhaus // she's in parties HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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| Thursday, October 11th, 2001
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8:56 pm - "BE SCARED!" (tm)
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soooooooooo, hi guys. i never update anymore. all wait a second for everyone to makea sad face. haha anyway, i live in an apartment complex. and in order to...i don't even know...up tennant moraale or something, they have many-a party in the clubhouse. needless to say, i don't leave my house anyway, so why would i attend them? but i don't know, this latest one looks pretty inviting:
that, was left on my door by the office. so apparently, there's going to be a "sppoktackular" and I'M invited. and why wouldn't i go? besides the fact that i'm pretty sure they spelled "spooktackular" wrong, but how can i blame them? what with all the excitement that was BREWING (haha i slaaaaay me) while they made this flyer, a little typo is nothing to freak out over. besides, they were obviously too immersed in finding just the right skull graphic to mulitply all over the flyer to truly accent the frightful event that is going to take place here. (don't even get me started on the fragment party this flyer also seems to be having.) but like...what the fuck is "25 feet th"? hahaha. i won't get into the non colon. ok, i'm pretty much done with this. i just thought i'd spread the word. much like how my mom spread her legs to conceive me.
hey, it may be a spooktackular (even though it should be "spooktacular")...but i don't think anything beats the "mexican fiesta" they had during summer. complete with authentic mexican food such as tostitos and ham and egg breakfast burritos. not that i went or anything.
current mood:  exhausted
current music: blur // coffee and tv
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| Tuesday, October 9th, 2001
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6:07 pm - HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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so i remember a couple choice things from my youth. for example, i remember my unhealthy obsession with lincoln logs and wanting to make a totalitarian society that lived in the town that i had set up in my room. cows were supposed to live their and i would rule completely over everyone. i remember a little chicken toy that i used to have in my pocket at all times. i remember having an imaginary friend named jarvis...but i ate him because he pissed me off one day. i still regret his death. i remember being susanna hoffs for halloween one year, the list goes on. but one thing that sticks out indefinitely is my love of the movie real genius with val kilmer. more specifically, the tears for fears song played at the end. everybody wants to rule the world. after hearing that song coinciding with the house filling with popcorn, i was hooked. i had my first guy movie crush, chris knight (val kilmer...even though bill from bill and ted's excellent adventure was soon to follow), and a favorite band. i made my mom buy me the tape when i was 6 years old. every time i went to the bathroom or took a bath i sang shout. albeit i only knew the chorus that's all you really need with that song anyway. this is besides the point. while going through a bunch of childhood memorabilia, i found a folder with some pictures i had drawn. one of which was a school assignment dated 1990, where we had to fill a paper with things we liked to do. i know this is what had to be done because she made us do it every couple weeks. this is what i chose:
listen to 'teers for fears,' swim, pet my cat 'boots,' and wear my top hat/tutu. i never fucking took that tutu off. and besides the fact that me petting my cat is fucking scary and i for whatever reason drew myself with doris day hair, i now have documented proof of how much i <3-ed tears for fears.
in other news: i still hate everyone. specifically, i hate whoever came up with SATs...www.collegeboard.com has fucked me in my ass for the past 4 hours. and guess who can't register to take the stupid test because their site is fucking retarded? whatever, i have to go fill out my extracurricular activities for my gay yearbook. at least haim is touching me in my picture.
either way, tears for fears rules.
current mood:  hungry
current music: new order // crystal
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12:20 am - just to let YOU guys know what I'M doin'
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riiiiight, so i fell asleep for about a half hour and woke up to pee in a stupor so i wouldn't wet the bed later tonight and because the fancy lad peteh left the toilet seat up when he pee-peed....i just fell in.
thank you peteh.
haha that sucked.
current mood: fell in the toilet
current music: nothing because i just fell in the toilet
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| Monday, October 8th, 2001
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5:05 pm - black and white shenanigans
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so, brendan gets me arounnnnnnnd like 11 and we tae pictures for my senior portrait. i had this huge plan where i would stand in the middle of my license to drive poster and have feldman and haim heads right next to mine. ya know...meg and the boyz. but, it didn't go down like that. why? because i look extremely lopsided in ALL the fucking pictures. besides the fact that i am not photogenic in the least, black and white is a whole other story. whereas the lopsided factor is evident in color, in black and white it's about four million times worse. alas. plus the lighting was fucked up...and brendan sucks at taking pictures. there's about 6 of the 18 pictures taken where i am saying 'fuck you' and, he didn't understand my vision. plus he said i would regret it in five years. but seriously, how could i? it's not only haim, but feldman too. plus it says 'some guys get all the brakes' at the top. how can you go wrong? besides, i think i would be more concerned if in five years i was obsessing over my senior yearbook picture. pshahh. anyway, we went to dunkin' donuts and i still had a picture left while we were waiting for one to come so i could go to work, soooo we went thelma and louise on our own asses.
i get to be the one who got raped a million times. working on mondays kind of rules...i might switch from tuesdays to that. what the fuck? my mom just made me chicken noodl soup. what am i? 10? i'll get her ass to make me some pb & j instead. it looks like romy and michelle are a-callin'
i picked 'bouncy' cause i want to see the lemon bounce
current mood:  bouncy
current music: depeche mode // stripped
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| Friday, October 5th, 2001
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10:01 pm - "We're not computers, Sebastian. We're physical."
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so like...i saw jane's addiction. there were fake high class strippers, and dave navarro was wearing the shortest shorts in the WORLD. a good time was had by all. especially because of the fact that there was a guy behind brendan and myself who had a tweed suit on, little bifocal glasses long grey hair, and looked EXACTLY FUCKING LIKE BEN FRANKLIN. it was so fucked up. and all i could really think of was welcome to the dollhouse and how she goes to 'ben frank junior high' and at the end was she sings "we are the hummingbirds of benjamin franklin juni-ior high....hummmmmmm" hahaha i love that movie. anyway, they played ted, just admit it. haha but they didn't play been caught stealin which i can totally respect....but still. that's a song from my youth. but, they played so many awesome fucking songs. live was there too, they were dece. i've always liked live. except for the fact that ed kowalczyc..spelled soo wrong, has LONG SOL GLO 80S HAIR! and was wearing the tightest pants ever, with an equally tight black shirt and a fucking red overshirt. it looked like he was fucking shopping at delia*s..hahaha i actually did the asterisk. i still stand by the fact that i would definitely fuck the drummer for live though. he's damn sexy in that ugly way.
day 2. so then i get dismissed at 11 am to go to boston with dan, dave, adam, and corron. adam dave and i were all in the same statistics class when we were getting dismissed. we all had dentist appointments....haha it ruled. so we go on the T yadda yadda yadda. we all go and eat at hooter's. for those who don't know, i'm not explaining it. anyway, we go there and i get a ham and cheese sandwich. it was semi good. but i don't like swiss cheese. it's gross. and they gave me some sort of chunky potato uterus thing as a 'side dish' it was equally as gross as the swiss. we wait for dave's friend leanna who goes to boston college and used to go to our school. she brought her two friends who were black twins who looked like tiger woods and were named desmond and derek. hahaha who is actually named desmond anyway? anyway, so were all leaving and i have to pee like a racehorse. so i go in thebathroom and THERE WERE THREE HOOTER'S GIRLS NAKED. mhm. and like one was just putting on her panty hose with nothing else on. and the other was putting onher bra. and taking her sweet time. they were naked because they get ready in the bathroom before they have to work. it was really fucking weird. then while i was walking outside to leave some guy asked me when my shift started. ts. i was just like "....i don't work here." and ran away. .....in any case, the concert was decent...very decent at that. the movie life,mest, goldfinger, and reel big fish played. goldfinger was obviously my favorite. they played like, all songs that i like. including the 'just like heaven' cover. they also played 'i'm down' and 'counting the days.' and a new song like 'innocent die' or soemthing. anyway,all were good. reel big fish was awesome too. but whatever blah blah blah.
so we go to burger king, i didn't eat because the whole time at the concert i was so fuckign sick because of the hooter's food. dan was also sick, and he only mooched food off of me and adam. so i don't know what that's about. hooter's sucks/rules. plus all the jumping around i was forced to do from being in "the pit." i had to go cause i hate being alone and all the guys i was with were there. i hate standing at concerts. especially there. plus the fact that dan is like fucking 6' something and i was stuck directly behind him for the first two bands. i couldn't see anything because i am short. like over a foot shorter than him. tss. so then i went to the ladies' and peed. what a relief.
eh, i hate summarizing events. they smack of "ugh i'm bored writing this, and i bet you're bored reading it." so i'll stop.
but i will say this. pete and i went to wal*mart on the search for camo foldy chairs. they were gay hunting camo BUT we went to the toy section and i got an old school gambit figure with enegry card throwing action. it's so cherry, and has a card and everything. hence all the throwing action. too bad it doesn't work....or i'm just retarded. eityher way, then we got x-men evolution halloween bags. they rule too. and wolvie is in orange. hmm. andyway, then we went to the movie section and i obtained ROMY AND MICHELLE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION. i even did the "getting a kick ass movie for $6.44 dance." it's so fucking awesome. i fucking love that movie. i can't wait til i force jason into watching it,so he can shove his lisa kudrow hating up his ass. :D
what a productive couple of days.
oh yeah, i almost forgot, i stole this from zines.
hahaha like how cool is that? i'd rather be the leader of the renegade Nexus 6 bandits, than al gore. i love how i tell everyone that i've never seen blade runner before. just because i could. when in fact, i have many times, but only with my dad. hahaha the cat's out of the bag. hahaha
"i want more life, fucker."
current mood:  accomplished
current music: depeche mode // get the balance right
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