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Friday, December 21st, 2001
6:12 am - lets fuck!!! ill fuck anything that MOOOOOOOVES!!!
im dying!! oh yes, just like i knew i would!!!
i actually wanted to sleep at some normal time last nite!
but i cudnt!
no! i didnt go to sleep till 9am.
try falling asleep while your insides are at war.
muh sister said she wud take me to the doktor.
since i am way too pussy ::shakes:: to go myself.
i HATE the doktor! why do they insist on asking you
the last time u were on the rag EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
i mean, you go in there coz your fucking face is falling off
and the most important thing for them to know is when
the last time your junk was sliding out your cunt. wtf???
im dying for the time i can go there and answer the fucker
by saying: RIGHT NOW!!! MY CUNT PLUGG IS NICE AND JUICY YOU LIKE THAT?!!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO FUCKING HEAR?!?!? BITCH!!!
heheheehhee.
::sigh:: anyway.
jizzie bought me ice cream.
and my mom definitly thinks im a dyke.
she said "i was thinking that"
and then she started talking about my shaving habits.
i was scared she was going to start digging into areas i didnt
want to discus with her.
she was like "you shave EVERYTHING"
and i nervously replied "heh....mmmhmmmm"
awwwww jeeez. wots wrong wiff this bitch.
she like "aww fuck i gots a lesbian daughter who spends
more time shaving than eating."
my mommies weird.
ch0w

current mood: DYING
current music: pigface - sick asp fuck

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12:04 am - death : mommie wud be proud of me
dr666gonzo: so I was thinking about how to beat the winter blues, cuz it's soooo god damn cold up here...then I thought wwjd cuz you taught me that, and now a big bag a shrrrrrooooms are on their way
space x bat: nice!
space x bat: i am proud!

current mood: PAIN
current music: hUG - stress pill

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Thursday, December 20th, 2001
5:17 am - i havent stopped laffin yet

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DO YOU FUCKING SEE THAT?!?!!? FUCK MEEEE!!!!!

current mood: LAFFING
current music: h3llb3nt - rubber girls with knives

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Wednesday, December 19th, 2001
3:55 am - boing boom tschak
http://www.0px.net
_______________
this is funnie:
_______________

RATEDPJ17: heellpppmmmeeeee pppllleeaaasseeee ehhhhhhhhh O:-)
space x bat: oooo death?!
RATEDPJ17: yessss euhhsa hesuhuhfsah
space x bat: its ok im a doktor
RATEDPJ17: goodbye cruel world
RATEDPJ17: yes!!!1
space x bat: just ummm.
space x bat: take a mountain dew bottle
space x bat: and shove it down ur throat while bouncing around
RATEDPJ17: ok?!?!
RATEDPJ17: then what
space x bat: trust me
RATEDPJ17: i do i do
RATEDPJ17: OHH SHIT

space x bat: sing kum bi ya.....er however u spell it
space x bat: oh?! shit?!
RATEDPJ17: i only have pepsi
space x bat: fucker!
space x bat: this wont do
RATEDPJ17: ok
space x bat: we need
space x bat: cucumber!
RATEDPJ17: negative
RATEDPJ17: im dying here
space x bat: shit
space x bat: are u singing?
RATEDPJ17: no
space x bat: pinch ur nose and put ur head back
space x bat: you must sing.
RATEDPJ17: ok
RATEDPJ17: what song?
space x bat: kum bi ya
RATEDPJ17: lol
RATEDPJ17: ok
space x bat: this is no laughing matter
space x bat: all better?/
RATEDPJ17: kum bi ya my lord kum bi ya
RATEDPJ17: lol
RATEDPJ17: i know
RATEDPJ17: im dying
space x bat: haha
space x bat: damn
space x bat: we're gonna hafta do surgery
RATEDPJ17: uh oh
space x bat: its ok u wont feel a thing
RATEDPJ17: id rather die
space x bat: noway
space x bat: itll be fun. we'll make it into a game
RATEDPJ17: ok
RATEDPJ17: be gentle
space x bat: draw dotted lines all over ur body and then "cut here"
space x bat: gentle yes gentle of course
RATEDPJ17: ok?
space x bat: gentle like im skrewing a baby
RATEDPJ17: ok
RATEDPJ17: thats gentle
space x bat: yes yes and nice too
RATEDPJ17: yes
RATEDPJ17: hurrrrrryyyyyyy
space x bat: i am
space x bat: i must be percise
space x bat: or. u die
space x bat: im going to take out ur spine mmmmmk?
RATEDPJ17: k
space x bat: and next its ur right eye
space x bat: and then both of ur little toes
RATEDPJ17: ok
space x bat: does that tickle?!
RATEDPJ17: a little
space x bat: this little piggie went to the market.....
RATEDPJ17: lol
RATEDPJ17: noooo
RATEDPJ17: take me
space x bat: take u where?
RATEDPJ17: spare the piggy
space x bat: never

current mood: amused
current music: chemlab - blunt force truama

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Monday, December 17th, 2001
4:49 pm - i smell failure
Malix the Hated: BLAARGHH!!!
space x bat: mow!
space x bat: er..
space x bat: MOW!!!!
Malix the Hated: mow?
Malix the Hated: wut the fuck is mow?
space x bat: ish wot kitties say when they angry
space x bat: mow mow mow!
Malix the Hated: oh yeah...
space x bat: yah
Malix the Hated: but sounds more like sumthin u get inna chinesse place
space x bat: no. das creamofsomeyoungguy
Malix the Hated: oh
Malix the Hated: damn yer smart
space x bat: .) i finished highskool
space x bat: thats why
Malix the Hated: no u didn't
Malix the Hated: liar
space x bat: i finished EARLY

current mood: bouncy
current music: chemlab - codeine glue and you

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2:16 am - dead as a dickNAIL
i ask mum for alkohol for me.
im gonna shake this off of me.
soaked in alkohol and sweat
i'll be just fine.
sitting alone in my room
as it spins around me.
least i can sigh.
sometimes you just want to drink
yourself into another life.
wot i need is some killers
now wot is so wrong with me that i cant keep some.
so, sweat it out.

current mood: finished
current music: jupiter AD - time machine

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Sunday, December 16th, 2001
3:01 am - i am just passing this on.....
KOMPRESSOR has lj!!!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/kompressor/

current mood: thirsty
current music: pigface - fuc k it up

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Friday, December 14th, 2001
8:46 pm - time to waste
1.do you shave?
yah

2.what do you shave?
everything that needs to be shaved

3.why?
coz body hair is gross

4.what colour is your razor?
pink

5.what size is your bed?
i dunno double?

6.do you like it?
its comfy

7.you're going on a date for a walk around the lake then
going for coffee at a cafe. what do you wear FROM your
closet?
bra, PANTIES, und boots.

8.Would you get naked, hop in a bathtub with a naked old
man/woman and soap each other till the bars of soap run
out for a million dollars?
no. me no get nekkid. my sister would do that tho.
9.if you woke up one morning and found out you were
going to stay in the body you have now for the rest of your
life, what would you think?
least i wont get wrinklie

10.letter or e-mail?
letters.

11.if world war III broke out, what would you do?
drop acid and go out and fight like a mother fucker.

12.buttons or boxes?
boxes.

13.which 5 people do you trust and are open with the
most?
oh umm geee connections are lost you see....

14.what's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you off?
oooooh. complete leather outfits that P Diddy and them folk wear,
you kno the damn baggy pants that are red leather. with the oversized
red leather jacket. with the high tops that are like spray painted red.
yeh, that wont get u in my pants.

15.what's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you on?
awww sheeeit. a dress. a beater. *tight* vinyl pants. garters....

16. what do you think of soulmates?
i dont think of them

17. florida or cali?
cali....

18.is the world screwed?
pffff

19.is cussing a necessity in life?
cussin...heeeeeell yeah nigga

20.what's an object you can't live without?
pooter. eyeliner.

21.can you live without the microwave?
yeah.

22.you have this, uh, erotic dream about one of your friends. how do you act and feel around that friend the next
day?
that would rock. id feel special and prolly try and hump their leg.

23. would you rather be rich with 15 spoiled brats or just
barely making it with a dog?
famous with a rat.

24.how's schoolwork for you right now?
wot skool work?.

25.what's something someone's done to make you hold a
grudge against them?
ummmmm fucked meh over?

26.favorite weather?
windie

27.what's one look trait that attracts you to a guy/girl?
painted nails??? i dunno.

28.what's one personality trait that attracts you to a
guy/girl?
funnie n sweet. oh yeah and...not a selfish FUCKTARD

29.do you know what 143 means?
i love you

30.who's phone number are you hoping to get?
i have everyone's number that i need. i do believe

31.describe melancholy:
a 10 letter word that will eat you alive

32.describe mellow
the opposite of cocaine

33.do you beleive in ghosts? why or why not?
WELLLLL....one time i DID fall off my bike but i dont remember that.

34.what time did you sleep last night?
7am

35.which guy/girl do you wish to be with RIGHT now?
this one right here.

36.is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?
no, thats whack.

37.would you rather be married in venice or italy?
uhhhhhhh riiiiiiight....

38.would you rather eat sandwiches or pasta for the rest
of your life?
pasta

39.(guys) how would you feel if you gave a girl a flower?
(girls) how would you feel if you got a flower from a guy?
wotever....

42 what do you think of the quote "eyes are the
passageways into the soul"?
i think someone needs to go make themselves vomit.
eyes are neat.

43.What do you think of sleep?
the best thing in my life

45.at one point in a girl/guy friendship, one of them will like
each other even if it's only a little bit. true or false?
nah.

46.Are you a procrastinator?
sometimes

47.waffles or pancakes?
Pancakes

49.what's an annoying trait about you?
im a cunt

50.football or rugby?
*yawn*

52.ice skating or rollerblading?
*burp*

54.pizza or burgers?
ice cream turkeys

55.what colour is your jacket?
blaaak

56.what's something you ALWAYS have on you?
scars?

57.what do you think of a guy who wears nailpolish?
yay.

58.do you stay in bed thinking or do you fall alseep in 5 secs.
depends

63. is cyber sex considered cheating?
haha. duh

64.how do you react to change?
depends

65.are you happy?
happy?

66.favorite berries:
strawberries. yummies

67.what's one facial feature you'd like to change about
yourself?
k, thats embarrassing.

70.what do you think of knuckle cracking?
not as bad as back and neck.

71.what was the last thing you cried over or got teary
about?
:X

72.chalk or crayons?
depends

73.how's your happiness level right now? 0 (low) - 10
(high):
.......

74.coffee, tea, or me?
tea or hot chocolot

75.wouldn't you love to hug someone right now?
not just anyone.

76.who was the last person who complimented you?
last nite i was told my eyebrows looked cute.

79.who do you wish you could kiss?
mr briggs needs a kiss

80.movies at home or in a theater?
home. its snugglie and cute

81.wanna live in a castle?
not particularly but anyplace but HERE is fine.

82.isn't gondola a cool word?
no. tactic is a cool word

83.what coat do you wear in the winter?
the blak one.

87.if someone said you were hot, what would you think?
drink some more

88.you go to your bf/gf's house for the first time and
everywhere in his/her room are pix of you...what would you
do?
"your room is ugly"

89.what happens when you hear the word christmas?
::twitch, gag, stab::

90.does being a psycho sound appealing?
nope.

91.what food brings back good memories?
shrooms.

92.do you talk to yourself?
who ELSE am i going to talk to?!? you?!

93.sun or moon?
Moon.

94.what's your opinion on love?
its worth the belly ache

96.would you rather go ballroom dancing or square?
poledancing.

97.do you think you can afford to lose weight?
no

98.if you could dye your hair any color, what color would
you dye it?
BLOOOOOOOOOO

99.what's the nicest thing any one has ever told you?
oh shitt. it doesnt matter wot is said its who it comes from that makes it nice...

100.how was the survey?
like the rest

current mood: amused
current music: chemlab - vera blue

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1:30 pm - all hail to the vortex
mmmm i want candy.
what a nice beat.

current mood: awake
current music: katscan - screaming like a crack baby

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Thursday, December 13th, 2001
4:48 am - this song goes out to all my homies.
i JUST finished this shit. and im posting it coz it's way too funnie. i think this will be the first taste of any material from
ROBOT ROBOT for y'all. here it goes:

fekk canadianoids

the robot robot crew aint take no trash
we downgrade yo head and kick your fucking ass - w0rd
and the robo crew aint down with canada scum
this shits not darkwave rave grave and ummmm.....
(funker vogt is not industrial)

we came to kill we here to krush you best understood
so take yo' bag o' milk and get up out our h00d
boom! we fuck yo head
boom! infrared
boom! suckas dead

we see dem clowns thinkin theys a winner
wots yo deal foo POW! this aint no kraft dinner!
end your transmission
pull the plugg
you got more than a glitch. toggle switch. twitch
wot ever the fuck just
suckit bitch

we came to kill we here to krush you best understood
so take yo' bag o' milk and get up out our h00d
boom! we fuck yo head
boom! infrared
boom! suckas dead


ch0w.

current mood: amused
current music: p!nk - you make me sick

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Wednesday, December 12th, 2001
3:27 am - sweat it out.
some good news in the midst of all this grossness.
katie's brover is coming home in 2 days.
weeee. me has not seen him in 2 years.
hopefully he won't make fun of me!

bah. anyway.
a new layout for my page.
you shud dig it if you like KATSCAN!!! (ANDREW!!!)
and if you don't even know who katscan is, you are a piece of shit.
im keeping my page half assed coz i find it really stoopid to
upload the entire thing back onto steelwool when im just going
to be deleting it soon. but phoo. i uploaded tons of shit tonite.
so links that say are broken just might not be. and vica(?) versa.

aaaaand. ::cue spookie music:: robogasm.net is open.
yayness. go lookie. its goofie and silly and and and!...STILL NOT FINISHED.
woooo!!! skore!
wotever.

now im going to go throw a fit as i do every night.
and OK!! ill go to the doktors......
as long as YOU call for me. im scared of the fone!

current mood: drained
current music: devo - we are devo

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Tuesday, December 11th, 2001
3:17 am - ::cries::
omg. i think i have tss. im going to die.
why can't my junk just be NORMAL.

What are the symptoms of TSS? Some of the symptoms are much the same as the flu, but they can become serious very quickly. The warning signs of TSS are:


sudden high temperature
(102 degrees F/38.9 degrees C or higher)
vomiting

diarrhea
a sunburn-like rash
muscle aches
dizziness
fainting or feeling faint when standing up


4 out of 7??

this may be too much info for some of you but,
you're not the one with these ovaries inside you.
the doktor is looking mighty fine right about now.
but doktors scare me especially when they are dealing
with my woohoo.
hold my hand k? we'll see wot goes down in 6 days.
yay!

current mood: embarrassed

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Monday, December 10th, 2001
11:52 pm - the world of david the gnome
http://www.foundus.com/GnoQueen/david_1.gif
http://www.yesterdayland.com/images/popopedia/shows/saturday/sa1581.gif

http://www.toonarific.com/w/worldofdavidgnome-pics.html

ch0w

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9:46 pm - omega man say it's all gone away...cannot believe it.
FUCK

current mood: awake
current music: katscan // double tongue

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Friday, December 7th, 2001
7:17 am - i have definitly out did myself this time!!!!!




Take the Online BULLSHIT fucktard tests:
How good are you in bed
test by dr jo0lie





hell fuckin yeah!!!!

current mood: amused
current music: pigface - suck (ogre vox)

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4:24 am - ooopies
i meant to add these to the last post. guess who:
one

two

three



why is shane jus so cute?
http://www.jupiterafterdeath.com <<

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4:24 am - ooopies
i meant to add these to the last post. guess who:
one

two

three



why is shane jus so cute?
http://www.jupiterafterdeath.com <<

current mood: calm
current music: a perfect circle - 3 libras

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4:02 am - you remind me of your mother in bed
arf. my page is up and stuff again. yay?
it's like all shittie.
robogasm.net is up. well kinna.
its got a nice message but its not open yet. i need to add more content to it.
and then you'll be able to know exactly wot the fuck it is.
... . . . . .... . .. .. . .... ... ... .... . . . .
went to the clubbie with alex's girlie lastnite.
it was fun even tho it was more empty than usual.
and the music was sucking alot. but towards the end it started getting good.
i think next weekend i go to get metal shuved thru my tongue.
and i wanna get my crotch pierced dammit.
im serious ok. ive wanted it for a long time.
but now i REALLY want it.

current mood: gloomy
current music: spock - c0smic boy

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Wednesday, December 5th, 2001
8:28 am - wiggle
ooookie. katie's kitties are ace.
holllllly sheeeeit.
one is more like a ferret. pootang kittie.
ish grey.
that one is katies. coz it lovs her.
n the other one is really a bat. shadie
ish blak.
sneaky. be its name now. coz it is very sneaky.
its always in stealth mode.
AND IT LOVS ME.
thanks. it does. and its a lil bit sickie.
it sooooo coot. im gonna wiggle up and DIE.
i will not tell u of our adventure today with
them thingies. but jesus it was shit.

im hungry. feed me.
i smell good.
o yeah i do!

jus to let you know.
when i buy my domain.
it's kicking your ass.
ufh. the page is something special.
wooowoooo.
:X -shutting up-

ch0w.

current mood: bored
current music: aphex twin - cliffs

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Monday, December 3rd, 2001
10:24 pm
yay soon i go over katies to see her new pussies.
wittle leetle kitties!
once grey und ones black
and theyre mine coz i say so.
them names is p.kitty and shadie.
but i think imma make more names for them
they lov me! i know it.
im gonna bathe with them.
n take pictures of their little heads.
awww! i havent even seen em yet.

-anyway- i recovered from my day long hangover.
ick. it was terrible. i was a cripple stuck
on a couch for hours only to get up and vomit...
wooooo the alcohol treats you well!

i started puttin more shit in my hair.
niceness.
rexlace.

"juliee, wots 'w00t'?" - mum
bwahahahaha.
she kills me

current mood: anxious
current music: die form - sex by force

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