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Misanthropic_Bacon_Monkey_Clown's LiveJournal:
| Monday, February 18th, 2002 | |
| 5:24 am | This is better... While Bush or Chimp rocks (I have one ot their t-shirts), THIS is much funnier. seriously, go check it out. Current Mood: awake Current Music: video video video video |
| 1:59 am | Tastes like Chicken  |
| Saturday, February 16th, 2002 | |
| 11:50 pm | This posting brought to you by..... the Brittish Lard Marketing Board Eat MEAT kids, it's good for you. Current Mood: meaty |
| Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 | |
| 11:34 pm | horay so I had pizza for dinner, and turned on the TV to watch some drivel while eating.... -click- on goes the TV first thing I see is a Monkey! hoo boy was I ever happy. my roomie stated (after I stopped shreiking) that she's thinks she needs to simply buy me a monkey so I'll shut up. it was a mediocre sci-fi film from the 60s "Robinson Crusoe on mars" It was ok, but it had a monkey! cute little wooly monkey... Current Mood: full |
| Tuesday, February 12th, 2002 | |
| 3:38 pm | MEAT Saturday, Feb. 23rd go. you will like it. solid industrial music. no poppy crap. http://www.sfgoth.com/clubs/meat/ |
| 3:35 pm | dancing monkeys go apeshit! Go Here and watch "where's your head at". Trust me. monkeys. music. mayhem. chaos. it's great. Current Mood: simian |
| Sunday, February 10th, 2002 | |
| 3:31 pm | The Horror! http://www.dotcomdance.org/ |
| Saturday, February 9th, 2002 | |
| 4:57 am | pseudo misanthropological research assignment Back in high school, I had a friend named Joy. she was really nice and we got a long pretty well. I switched schools for my senior year because I couldn't stand the fettid dung-pile of a school I had been going to. a few weeks into the school year, I run into Joy in the halls, which was a surprise because neither knew that the other had switched to the same school. we kinda lost touch part way through the year and didn't run into each other again. I find out about 2 months ago that she's been living in the bay area for about 3 years, with a 1 year break to live in Oregon. we kept trying to meet up at various clubs, but could never manage to both make it to the same club. Current Mood: tired Current Music: Snog |
| 3:12 am | today was interesting. I spent all afternoon driving all over the city with Georgia shooting video for an audition tape for a SF cooking show she wants to audition for. we got a bunch of natural semi-candid footage of meat and veggie shopping, and general cooking/family-history dialogue. The hardest part was shooting a bit where she talks about her family (the show wants Native SF folks), which has been in SF for 4 generations. She worked out a little script, but unfortunately her recitation of it had the faux inflections that typify public-access cable. So I put on a hat that I've never worn before, the Director's hat. it took a little work to get her comfortable saying the lines without pauses, but natural so it doesn't sound like every comma and period is a question mark. "My great-grandparents moved here in the late 1800s? I was named after my great-grandmother? Georgia? My grandmothers both kept gardens?" etc. But after a little bit, we got her into the right mindset where she was talking like she was telling a friend about her family's past. I also did a bit of work for just coaxing interesting cooking/family info out of her as we were driving around. it was all quite interesting. it takes a bit of work to get someone to not think about the camera, and just be themself. |
| Thursday, January 31st, 2002 | |
| 7:32 pm | M O T D that'd be Monkeys Of The Day. Immortality comes with a catch Cyber monkey controls computer with brain |
| Sunday, January 27th, 2002 | |
| 9:56 pm | so it's been a week... last week was spent mostly on tying up loose ends for Assimilate on friday. you see Austin Powers has recently lost his mojo, and I made a point of kicking his ass into gear so as to not mess up annother event. Plus the space belongs to a friend of mine, and if things went poorly, I loose it as an option for future events. so I'd been busy finalizing details, dealing with promotions, ensuring web sites get updated, etc. I also went out to BAGG cuz a friend from out-of-town was going to be there, and Code on Thursday. Code was followed by a Baconing that went til 7am. I had to get up at noon the next day (5 hours of sleep) to start setting up for assimilate. After hanging 90% of the sound curtains, setting up the PA, rigging lights, hanging a projection surface, moving couches, positioning sound baffles, configuring the video projector, and performing sound check, I was ready to go to bed. I had started getting a headache, but ibuprofen and sushi took care of that. Assimilate was a lot of fun, except for the BDSM b-day ceremony thing that went on for about 10-15 minutes longer than it needed to. then I started feeling really shitty. I got hit by the chills and the shakes, and my headache returned. I had to duck out early. I really really didn't want to. I spent most of the time since then asleep under a pile of blankets. I'm almost all better now, but I'm gonna have to miss She Said on account of illness. I'm really bummed about that. Current Mood: sick |
| Monday, January 21st, 2002 | |
| 4:53 am | Thurs: DNA, then abducted by the terrorist organization known as "crackhos", who forced me to cook bacon. Friday: still held hostage. more bacon duty. Forced to help unbraid one of the terrorist's hair while watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, and Sealab Saturday: released by terrorists. Temple of Atonement thing. MissJen gives me a cool monkey toy. I play with my monkey a bunch in the car. Sunday: Bridgette talks me into going to the DNA for LUXT show. show was ok. afterwards, plans are made for big caravan to go bowling in colma. caravan leader drives all the way up to near Maritime Hall to get on 80 to 101 South. this was stuipd since 1 block from the DNA is a 101S entrance. once on 280, we take the wrong exit and wind up driving down El Camino Real. we turn around at 380 and miss the correct exit. screw you guys, I'm going home. Many people have placed on my shoulders the responsibility of making sure Bridgette gets out more often, since I live nearby. I am very tired. |
| Thursday, January 17th, 2002 | |
| 12:11 am | Latest work  again, by hand. the scary monkey I posted somewhere earlier is almost done, but I can't figure out what sort of a background to put it on. any thoughts? and while you're at it, listen to This it's funny, and only a 77K download. Current Mood: simian Current Music: eek eek |
| Wednesday, January 16th, 2002 | |
| 12:08 pm | This just made my day  it's from a defaced dot-com web side whihc is archived here: http://www.attrition.org/mirror/attrition/1999/12/31/www.eshare.com/ |
| Tuesday, January 15th, 2002 | |
| 4:37 pm | I am a dirty whore who had a typo in a tag hence the previously chopped post. once again, I cheated on  netik. he even chastized me about cooking bacon without him at DG, then an hour later, there I am in the kitchen of annother cooking bacon. This time I headed back with Bridgette and Mia (who live a few blocks away) for some hot, greasy bacon. |
| Sunday, January 13th, 2002 | |
| 9:45 am | I was unfaithful and woke up in some girl's bed... that's right, I cheated on netik again - I cooked bacon for a group without him.as for where I woke up, I'll get to that. After the assimilate party-thing on friday, my baconeering skills were requested. Myself and 2 others went back to the dwelling of the lovely hosteses, J and S. 3 pounds of bacon were consumed. we ended up in S's room watching Space Ghost, Brak Show, Zim, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force on her computer, and engaged in general mayhem. the other roommate and her companion, who avoided all the shenanegans, figured we must have been on shrooms for all the laying around and giggling that went on. yes, we were rowdy and goofy and random tickling and ass-slapping fights broke out occasionally. apparently this is what happens when you OD on bacon and follow it up with a couple hits of Brak. At some point while watching Zim, I passed out on the futon in S's room. I woke up a little later when the other 2 guests decided they should go home and get some sleep. I was too tired to think about dealing with busses, and I knew there was no way I could talk either of the hostesses into a ride home since they were as tired as I. I stayed on the futon for a little bit before deciding I would wake up in a world of hurt if I slept like that. So I told S she was getting some company in her huge bed. my head hit the pillow and sleep hit my head a few seconds later. I think this was around 10 am. I woke up around 2. We formulated a plan for the bacon fat. we would pour it into one of the hospital biohazard bags that they had (one of them works for a hospital) and leave it sitting on an SUV somewhere. They gave me a ride home late in the afternoon, and as I was stepping out of the car, the evening was referred to as a "bacon play party" - I laughed so hard I fell on my ass in the middle of the street. I had planned on going to netik's party, but I set my alarm and forgot to arm it, so my hour nap turned into a 11 hour one. Current Mood: groggy Current Music: Varttina |
| Thursday, January 10th, 2002 | |
| 10:15 pm | Off to the DNA it's Brian's b-day, so I'm arriving prepared.  Current Mood: bacony Current Music: sizzle sizzle |
| Wednesday, January 9th, 2002 | |
| 4:23 pm | plif  |
| 11:31 am | eek eek One: a space oddesy a one minute lego version of 2001 With Monkeys! How to diaper a monkey as well as other useful primate care info. 1971 sears catalog some scary scary monkeys in here  |
| Saturday, January 5th, 2002 | |
| 1:31 am | Me! recently, someone called me narcisstic, and I have to admit, I am. how can one not be narcissitic when so many people have created web pages dedicated to me? behold my glory: I'm first: http://www.devonfirst.co.uk/ I'm beautiful: http://www.beautiful-devon.co.uk/ I rule: http://www.devon.gov.uk/ You can search for me: http://www.devon-search.co.uk/ Or call me: http://www.devon-calling.com/ Or explore me: http://www.uk-devonexplore.co.uk All about my life: http://www.devonlife.co.uk/ I even have my own police: http://www.devon-cornwall.police.uk/ The BBC just loves me: http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/ I make guitars in my spare time: http://www.devonguitars.com/ Info about me: http://www.devon-information.co.uk/ Info about my past: http://www.devonarchive.co.uk/ There are 34 museums in my honor: http://www.devonmuseums.net/ You can get updates on my health: http://www.devonhealth.com/ Or just check up on my cardio-vascular health: http://www.heartofdevon.co.uk/ But I have some stalkers: http://www.milkingdevons.org/ I love wildlife: http://www.devonwildlifetrust.org/ but I hate paternity suits: http://www.devonrex.com/ http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/cattle/DEVON/ apparently there is a farmer in me, and he sells bacon. I'm not sure if I should rejoice or be really scared "Suppliers of Quality Pork & Bacon Products Delivered Direct from the Farmer in Devon" -from here info about my head, toes, right arm, left arm, and belly: http://www.thisisnorthdevon.co.uk/ http://www.thisissouthdevon.co.uk/ http://www.east-devon.gov.uk/ http://www.westdevon.gov.uk/ http://www.middevon.gov.uk/ |