You've gone through 12 buddy icons in the past week
You've checked everyone's Away messages about a hundred times
And "Warning fights" just aren't fun anymore.
What Now?
Well, you could go outside and enjoy whatever weather phenomenon is occurring in your area or you could waste more time here. It's your choice, really...*hypnotic gaze*
Do you think YOU might have a problem? Take the
IMaddict survey
and find out.
Visit the
Message Board and
leave your mark. Discuss whatever you like...away messages, buddy
icons, profile quotes, or even your mom. Completely useless posts
are welcome at any point in time.
**Coming
soon...guest feature articles on IMsex, IM@work, IMolympics, and IMsports.
We will also be
developing a 12-step program to help people just like you. No more
guilt or shame when looking in the mirror. Be proud of who you are!
POP QUIZ
How many people do you
have on your Buddy List?
The damn thing don't work yet...
Sorry.
Featured Addict
Me? Who am I? Well, my screen name is
datDJRobP. I'm the administrator of this site. It's part
of my recovery from a terrible addiction. :) Okay, not really.
I have way too much time on my hands and I thought in the long run it
would be more productive than not. I know there isn't a lot here,
but keep checking back. There will be. Feel free to drop me
a line if you're bored. Oh, and if you want to be featured, you
better send something damn funny. I know lots of addicts.
Guest Articles
There you are, alone in a dark corner in your room...the only
light coming from the glow of your monitor. Not only are you
alone, but you haven’t been laid in 6 months. What do you do??
The Winter Olympics are just around the corner, but you already
knew that. Some sports require expensive equipment. Some sports
require acute physical skill. Some just require
a rock and some brooms.
News?
February 5, 2002
Happy Birthday to me!
February 4, 2002
Innocent? Ha!
Yeah, he might look cute to you...but ask
him why the pop quiz isn't working right yet. Bad monkey!!
Yeah, that's right. He'll get what's coming to him.
You'd think I paid people in pesos for the amount of quality
work I get out of them. Want to take his place?
Send me an email and I'm sure we can work out a way to get
you a spiffy @imaddict.com email address or something. You
have to be house-broken though. I'm tired of being the
pooper scooper.
Anonymous email notification is now available.
Heckle your friends and neighbors!
Message Board
is also up and running.
February 2, 2002
Survey is fully functional. Get the depressing news.
It just might make you go out and enjoy grass, concrete, and real
people. You never know...
IMaddict.com
has begun. Friends, Romans, countrymen...and that guy from the
commercial who "allegedly" saw everything on the Internet.
Look for an all-around complete waste of time to develop at this
site. More to come soon. You love it and you know it.
