Love is in the Air
Who's Your Fellowship Fella?


IMPORTANT: This test is rated R for sexual content and is not recommended for children or people with no [dirty] sense of humor. Please exersize appropriate discression.



1. Let's get right down to it. What's it to you?
Pardon me?
Sex.
Fucking.
Shagging.
Making love.
A roll in the hay.
Jumpin' bones.
The birds and the bees.

2. You want it all, but you've got to prioritize! What's MOST important is that he:
Has a sense of humor.
Is handsome.
Is intelligent.
Is strong.
Is meaty.
Is cute.
Is beautiful.
Will wait on you hand and foot.

3. But you don't mind if he's a little:
Hairy
Possessive
Headstrong
Innocent
Older
Childish
Aloof
Prettier than you

4. When it comes to sex, you:
Like experienced men.
Blush at the very thought.
Like it slow and sensual, straight out of a romance novel.
Want it to be the first time for both of you.
Like it dirty.
Like it rough. And often.
Need a strong, established relationship.
Want to have fun.

5. If you're in danger, he should:
Be manly and kill lots of stuff.
Be manly and slaughter lots of stuff.
Be manly and defend you to the death.
Defend you to the death.
Try to talk things out.
Sacrifice himself for you.
Fight faithfully by your side to the death.
Blow up the enemy.




DISCLAIMER: All content of this quiz © Oishikatta!, 2002, with the exception of all original images and the characters and storyline of The Fellowship of the Rings, which are used here for non-profit purposes. Also, the code used is from The Seseme Street Character Test, thanks to Jaleco.



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