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SUBJECT: Empire Earth
Does anyone have Empire Earth? I was supposed to get a copy from a friend, and he's unreachable.

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SUBJECT: yAy!
My eBay Sales are doing very well

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SUBJECT: From ny-times article
Finally, there's line 47. You haven't heard about that, but you will.

Here's the story. The Bush administration didn't want to give those famous $300 rebate checks; its original plan would have pumped hardly any money into the economy last year. Under prodding from Democrats, the plan was changed to incorporate immediate cash outlays. But those outlays were included only grudgingly, and with a catch: they really weren't rebates. Instead, they were merely advances on future tax cuts.

What that means is that most taxpayers, when they reach line 47 of their 1040's, will discover that they owe $300 more in taxes than they expected. In other words, the one piece of the Bush tax cut that probably did help the economy last year is about to be snatched away.

The entire article is available at http://www.nytimes.com/2002/02/22/opinion/22KRUG.html with login and password being "metafilter".
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SUBJECT: SBC SIMM sized JVM system for $50
http://www.ibutton.com/TINI/cservice.html

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SUBJECT: Marriage, Part 4 (2 and 3 sucked)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?'"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four.
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SUBJECT: Marriage, Part 1
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night . . whether you're here or not."
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SUBJECT: 8:02pm tonight - historic event.
Believe it or not, but 8.02pm tonight will be a historic moment in time.

( click to find out more )
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SUBJECT: evil stupid funny as hell
http://www.machall.com/images/poptart.gif

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SUBJECT: Fourth Ham
http://www.thefatties.com/hams/

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SUBJECT: Luser Error
lUser Error

I-D-10-T error.
LUser Error. Replace LUser and try again.

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SUBJECT: Cheesy puns from josh
When a WAN loves a MO-DEM!
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SUBJECT: Sick
I'm sick. My eyes burn, my right eye hurts and is puffy, my sinuses hurt, my skin aches, nose burns, eyes run, and my ears are stopped up.

WAH!
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SUBJECT: Kitchen
Faucet Sprayer: Fixed.
Dishwasher: Replaced.

ACTION PLAN: ceramic-topped stove, over-the-stove microwave, cabinet refacing, new windows, re-insulate attic, extra power outlets in garage, foam insulate walls, re-texture livingroom, sell house, buy dome home on 20 acres of land, telecommute, have parties, the end.

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SUBJECT: Check this out...
http://www.internetarmory.com/fbi_record.htm

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SUBJECT: stolen post...
From Zochreh

The eve of the Roman feast of Lupercalia. Naked youths would run through Rome, anointed with the blood of sacrificed dogs and goats, waving thongs cut from the goats. If a young woman was struck by the thong, fertility was assured. Pope Gelasius I decided this was a bit too much, and co-opted the Roman holiday to be the Feast of St. Valentine in 484 A.D.

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SUBJECT: stuff
A work associate is from Pima, AZ. She has unique features.

Jenn turns (age deleted) on Saturday.

My tumbly is rumbly, my throat is sore.

I earned a bunch of money for work on a Consult-Line call.

I'm tired.

It's sleepytime.

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SUBJECT: Blonde Joke...
This is a blonde Joke, though really it's a "insert stereotypical stupid group here Joke". Feel free to insert your own term as apropriate. I like to use "Customer".

( what is easter )

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SUBJECT: Pervasive M.S. Security issues
Pervasive M.S. Security issues

MS's new .NET Visual C++ programming kit has this wonderful new buffer handling procedure to help prevent buffer overflow attacks; however, the new code specifically creates buffer overflow vulnerabilities in it's code.

MS is whining because security firms published the information about the vulnerabilities rather than waiting a month AFTER they fixed it.

AKA, "Hide the truth so we don't look like the buffoons we are."

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SUBJECT: Tee Hee
It's kinda cheesy, and not entirely accurate portrayal; however, it's funny as hell.

Linux Poker

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SUBJECT: For Sale
I don't feel like shipping stuff, so here's the big stuff I have for sale that I wanna get rid of. I live in Watauga, which is out by 377 and 820 north. Prices Negotiable.

30g, 30g, 75g, three 32MB DIMMs, PowerMac, AS/400
( details )

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SUBJECT: .
oops.

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SUBJECT: home made croutons
I like home-made croutons. It's a great use for stale-but-not-mouldy bread. Mmmm.

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SUBJECT: icky.
Fetal Bovine Abnormalities including an inside-out fetus.

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SUBJECT: Engrish
Tough Box
The Batards burned it to a crisp!
Emergency Trap
Dangerous Toy
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SUBJECT: MUST HAVE THIS...
http://www.kleinbottle.com/

gimme gimme gimme.