Which Movie Classification Suits You Best?
1. A tree falls in the forest, crushing your best friend. What noise do you make:
"Holy sh*t!"
"Oh cr*p!"
"Which motherf*cker did this?!"
The sound of guns being loaded in anticipation of a massive graphic killing spree
"Oh bother..."
2. Look around your world. What do you see?
My world is painted in ink and poster-paint, and is filled with talking animals
I seem to be in a high school scenario, with some smart-alec friends
I seem to be in a high school scenario, with some foul-mouthed friends
I seem to be in a high school scenario, and there are definite sexual and violent undertones
I seem to be in a high school scenario with a high-powered rifle
3. Describe your girlfriend
She is a mermaid. We dance in the waves
This girl I know, we kiss and have romantic dilemmas
Some girl from school - I think I held her hand once
She's a cheerleader, I've seen her nude
She's a crack whore I met in prison, she gets naked professionally
4. Do you swear much?
Heck no
Hell yes
F*ck you man!
Yes, but it's rarely heard over the screams of my victims
I say poop sometimes, I'm sorry
5. Which music suits you the best?
I listen to real music, with real guitars
Anything twinkly
If there aren't executions live on stage, I don't like it
I enjoy boy bands
I enjoy boy bands because I want them
6. What was the last meal you ate?
Human flesh and absinthe
Cake that my mummy baked
I ate french fries
Hot dogs
I had a sandwich
7. Sexual position?
How rude!!
Hee hee, you said a rude word!
I think I learned about that in school one time
Me and my best mate order hookers together
Missionary, and always under covers
8. What sort of clothes do you wear?
Whatever the other kids are wearing
Whatever my mom buys me
Clothes? Oh, you mean my thong?
Anything revealing
Trendy stuff
9. What is your ideal car?
I want to steal a sports car
I'll work hard, and buy a sports car
Same as what I drive now, without the bullet holes
Something cool to pick up girls in
Anything small enough to fit in the palm of my hand
10. If there was a movie of your life, what would it be called?
Cult of Doom
Vampire Bikini Babes from Hell (vol 3)
Fuzzy Wuzzy and the Large Lion
Teeny Trouble in Tennesse
Teen Trouble in Texas