The No-Talent All-Stars

"We put the 'suck' in 'Punk Rock'!"

Well, well, well...you wouldn't believe how much Andrew has been bugging me to update this page.  I got a new computer and, lazy fuck as I am, it took me awhile to transfer all the files and shit.  There's good news and bad news.  The good news is that now instead of those crappy .wav files you can hardly hear, we have MP3s that sound a whole lot better.  The bad news is they each take up about 2 MB so I can only post one or two at a time.  Don't fret though because now you can take the music of The No-Talent All-Stars home!  That's right, boys and girls, we have two, count 'em: two, products for sale.  First we have the as yet untitled DIY No-Talent All-Stars album featuring 8 classic NTAS hits at your disposal.  Also, we have the 2 for 1 video deal.  2 for 1, you say?  Yes, that's what I said, dammit.  Are you fucking stupid?  The No-Talent All-Stars "Live from the Basement" is quite the collectors item, but if you order now (or...well, anytime really) you also get exclusive footage of the NTAS patio concert staight from Dave's backyard.  If you want any of this choice merchandise, take your ass to the Buy Stuff! page.  You'll be glad you did!  Also, on a side note, Dave and Andrew are both in Israel for the month of July (damned Jews!) but, we'll definitely have a show or two in August so keep updated.

Stuff on Our Site

• MEET THE BAND

Pics and little blurbs about us.

• MORE BAND PICS

More pics of us.  Yippee.

• SOUNDS

Hear The No-Talent All-Stars in all their unfettered glory!!

• LYRICS

Lyrics to our songs.

• CONTACT US

Duh!

• LINKS

Other good bands, or just random cool shit.

• BUY STUFF!

Pretty please?