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God I Love This Movie/Cult Phenomenon [05 Mar 2002|10:34pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | In The Air Tonight - Lil Kim ] Which Rocky character are you? Pity... post comment

Smack Me Stoopid [05 Mar 2002|10:19pm] [ mood | horny ] [ music | Flawless - The Ones ] Its really hot, Im overloaded with homework Im not doing, and I am also flooded with ideas over my music video shoot. By the way, this is what some site told me about me... Take the "How immature are you?" Test created by sami post comment

FINGS [27 Feb 2002|09:50am] [ mood | rushed ] [ music | Were Going To Ibiza - Vengaboys (How awesome) ] I get to go into school late today, thought I'd do this thang. Thanks to Cinds, who apparently took it from some other kid have you ever... 01. fallen for your best friend?: no 02. made out w/ JUST a friend?: yes 03. been rejected?: yes 04. been in love?: no 05. been in lust?: yes 06. used someone?: yes 07. been used?: yes 08. cheated on someone?: no 09. been cheated on?: not that i know of! 10. been kissed?: yes 11. done something you regret?: sure who was the last person.. 12. you touched? my dog, Buddy 13. you talked to? mother 14. you hugged? umm...vanessa 15. you instant messaged? jo 16. you kissed? sharni 17. you had sex with? _ _ _ _ _ 18. you yelled at? bec 19. you laughed with? jo 20. you had a crush on? no one 21. who broke your heart? no one do you... 22. colour your hair? no 23. have tattoos? no 24. piercings? no 25. have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? none :( 26. floss daily? no 27. own a webcam? no 28. ever get off the damn computer? i cant stand it anymore 29. sprechen sie deutsche? i dont think so, mi parlare Italiano 30. habla espanol? si! si! Oh Pilar, you rock my world have you / do you... 32. stolen anything? i steal stuff from peoples pencil cases 33. smoke? yes, before 34. smoke pot? yes, before 35. crack? no 36. drink? ya 37. been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? never had to tell someone it whilst being 38. been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? uh no 39. posed for nude pics? only as a baby 40. considered a life of crime? yes! 41. considered being a hooker? yes 42. considered being a pimp? YES! are you psycho? 43. split personalities? Stuart 44. schizophrenic? no 45. obsessive? not usually 46. compulsive? no 47. obsessive compulsive? mmmm no 48. panic? no 49. anxiety? yeah 50. depressed? sometimes 51. suicidal? no 52. obsessed with hate? not really 53. dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? nothing too over the top! 54. dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? no 55. if you could be anywhere, where would you be? in Hollywood, riding Jurassic Park 56. who would you be with? my friends 57. what would you be doing? riding the ride! 58. what are you listening to? mp3s 59. can you do anything freakish with your body? legs behind mah head 60. chicken or fish? chicken 61. do you have a favourite animal, no matter how lame it may be? sloths, goslings, meekrats 62. is ice cream the best thing in the world? its good post comment

Laaaaaaa [24 Feb 2002|12:06pm] [ mood | rejuvenated ] [ music | Seven Days and One Week - BBE ] RUN DOWN OF MY FRIENDSHIP GATHERING LAST NIGHT/MORNING... -All the guests arrive, its a clash of schools, nobody can be themselves.. yet -Walk to the pizza shop up the road, get dinner and hang around up there -Everyone pretty much knows eachother -Get back home, people begin to consume alcohol, things get weird -Play basketball, table tennis, dance in the garage to horrible techno music -Ben smashes Leonie in the face with his elbow during a game of bball -People begin to leave -Sit in the bedroom, talk about life -Ben stays the night, falls asleep as I go to get more drinks -I pretend to talk on the phone to someone in order to wake him up -Watch south park for a while, crashed at 4am -Pancakes the next day -Me feel sick now, that maple syrup didnt go down well at all [The ice skating at the winter Olympics is fantastic- so many spills] COMPELLING RESULTS REVEAL THIS... What Sex Toy Are You? 2 comments|post comment

Cyber Sex [19 Feb 2002|09:03pm] [ mood | pissed off ] [ music | Cold Fusion - Another Point ] AOL chat is full of duds. Take this case for example... ONE LEB 4 U: hello Bitchmonkey: hi ONE LEB 4 U: asl plz Bitchmonkey: 17 m melbourne ONE LEB 4 U: wanna cyber? Bitchmonkey: nope ONE LEB 4 U: frigate Bitchmonkey: umm, whatever you say- goodbye ONE LEB 4 U: cant handle it? Bitchmonkey: i dont WANT to handle it.. jerk off now ONE LEB 4 U: its called cyber -DOPE! Bitchmonkey: its called 'not being able to get any in real life' actually you punk ONE LEB 4 U: shut ur mouth Bitchmonkey: why?... im typing here, moron And so ends another day in the life of someone being asked to type out a sexual encounter over the internet. Whats more disturbing is that it was a male- d'you think he even took notice of the 'm' in 17 m Melbourne, or just looked at 17 and started unzipping his pants? I feel dirty after being in chat rooms, theyre not healthy at all. Gotta run... there is chlorine in my eyes from swimming beforehand. post comment

hehe- she stole this survey from someone and then i stole it [09 Feb 2002|01:49pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | My Friend - Groove Armada ] 1 Name: James 2 Nick Names: too many 3 Middle Name: William 4 Hair: dark brown 5 Eyes: green 6 Height: 6'6 7 Location: Australia 8 Birthday: november 3, 1984 9 Zodiac: Scorpio 10 Status: single 11 Animals: a dog, some fish 12 Sport: basketball 13 Colour: green 14 Song: Learn to Fly- Foo Fighters 15 Bands/Singers: Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Offspring, Garbage, Lil Kim & No Doubt 16 Quote: "I dont like you like that" in reference to giving CPR on someone 17 Flower: rose 18 Scent: Italian food 19 Movies: Beetlejuice, The Goonies 20 Holiday: Halloween 21 Season: Autumn 22 Element: water 23 Book(s): Feral Tracks Girly Questions 24 Do you wear makeup?: 25 Do you pluck your eyebrows?: 26 Do you look for personality or looks: 27 Perfect boy: 28 How many rings before you answer the phone: i just let the answering machine take it 29 Future Career plans: journalism, media studies or something awesome in the entertainment world 30 Do you sleep with stuffies?: no 31 Do you want kids? maybe some day, MAYBE 32 Are you popular: yes 33 Are you pretty: pretty? im a stud 34 Do you have your own phone line?: no 35 Do you get along with your family?: not really 36 Do you have any piercings or tattoos?: no Do you like 37 Giving hugs?: if the person doesnt smell 38 Taking walks in the rain: yes 39 Going to the mall?: mmm if i have money, and if im not there too long 40 Go on stage?: used to DO YOU... 41 Drink: yes 42 Smoke: occasionally 43 Drugs: no comment! 44 Eat meat: yes 45 Date: no 46 Sex: yes 47 Eat sushi: yes 48 Bake: yes Preferences 49 Hot or Cold: hot 50 Lace or Satin: satin 51 Blue or Red: red 52 New or Old: new 53 Rain or Snow: rain 54 Give or recieve: give 55 Wool or Cotton: wool 56 Rose or Daisy: rose 57 Private school or public school: private 58 Plain milk or choclate milk: plain 59 Celcius or faerenheit: celcius 60 Spring or Fall: Fall 61 Math or Art: art 62 One pillow or two: one 63 Dogs or Cats: dogs 64 Adidas or Nike: nike 65 Coke or Pepsi: coke 66 Oranges or Apples: apples 67 Deaf or Blind: deaf 68 Pool or hottub: pool 69 Blonde or Brunette: brunette 70 Guys or Girls: girls 71 Tall or short: tall 72 TV or Radio: tv Personal Stance on... 73 Homosexuality: awesome 74 Brand names: gotta have em 75 Abortion: go for it 76 Religion: every religion CAN be classified as a cult, if you think abou tit 77 Animal Rights: leave em alone 78 Love at first sight: no 79 God: not decided 80 Aliens: they're out there! 81 Satan: no 82 Heaven: no 83 Hell: no 84 Reincarnation: yes 85 Transvestites: Frank N. Furter rocks 86 Pop music: some songs are great 87 Rap: like it 88 80's music: love it Quick Additions 90 what's the prettiest instrument?: hehe the glockenspiel! 91 what's the prettiest part of your body?: my head 92 your biggest fault: my face 93 your biggest fears: plane wreck 94 do you live in the moment?: all the time 95 Do you care about looks?: not really 96 Do you like your handwriting?: ive learned to love it 97 Obsession: Pizza 98.Peanut butter and jam sandwiches anyone? YES 99.favourite weather: warm autumn day with leaves falling everywhere, as the sun's setting 100 Do you ever wish you were somebody else?: not anymore post comment

Being Grown Up [09 Feb 2002|01:36pm] [ mood | sick ] [ music | Kelly's Dead - Wild Things Soundtrack ] Well basically Im writing because I feel bad aboot not doing an entry for a while... Ive now done 8 days of grade 12, and so far its no different from last year. Well the teachers seem to give you more respect/credit but other than that the work load hasnt changed all that much. Tonight Im heading over to Vanessas house for a big cook up. Not sure what we're preparing yet, we're meant to go grocery shopping first. [May have to cook the Bavarian Love Cake we created from scratch last year] I have basketball today, but my throat is sore and I've been tired all week. Diagnosis: Possible Glandular Fever developing. But hopefully me will feel better soon. I wonder who I could have caught it from, if that IS whats happening. There was Vanessa who wrote me a letter when she had it, maybe she coughed on the paper several times. Then Darren ate a bite of my hot dog last week. But Im not sure he had glandular. And the last suspect is Jo, who had-and still does- the disease, and she came into school one day this week to pick up her work. Though I dont remember her spitting into my mouth and me swallowing it. I watched Freddy Got Fingered last night, and I have to say that even I thought it was lame. HOWEVER, there were many many funny moments (See- kid getting hit with objects frequently) so I will give it some credit. AND NOW HERE IS A JOKE FOR Y'ALL! A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in, bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball. "Here's your baby, maam" says the doctor. The doctor then throws the baby on the floor, hurls it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times, and then drop kicks it straight out of the 10th floor window. Totally bewildered, the woman gives out a loud shriek and hollers, "My God!!! What have you done to my baby?!?!!!" The doctor chuckles a little to himself and says, "April Fools!!! He was already dead!" post comment

MORE MORE MORE [04 Feb 2002|05:38am] [ mood | blank ] [ music | Bette Davis Eyes - Blondie ] Take The Scooby-Doo Test! IM BORED BORED BORED. So eat these things now.... post comment

Eat This [04 Feb 2002|05:34am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | No More Drama - Mary J Blige ] Im gonna be smashed by the end of Monday- wait, its Monday right now. Shit. post comment

Im holding a chicken and smoking [03 Feb 2002|08:59pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | The Shame Of Life - Butthole Surfers ] *Take This Test!* My dog is laying next to me. He smells funny. post comment

The homecoming queen's got a gun [29 Jan 2002|11:42pm] [ mood | sick ] [ music | What About Us - Brandy ] Falcon902772288: u really fuck donkeys? Bitchmonkey: now what do you think... Some people just dont know how to interperet a quote I used on my AOL profile... In other news, school starts Thursday and Im having severe headaches. Im gonna buy a new black pen. I've decided I'll be using black as my writing color this year, Im sick of seeing blue. Last year at highschool, and not a moment too soon. *Thinking about the split-second part in the Toxic Avenger when a girl is pushed into a pool and the poorly post-production voice the editors give her as she 'shrieks' falling into the water-- It almost sounds like a gasp a drag queen makes upon discovering his fishnets have a run in them* post comment

Berekfast Bereksy...mahahaha [20 Jan 2002|06:39pm] Take the Which Breakfast Food Are You? Quiz. 1 comment|post comment

Burned [20 Jan 2002|06:28pm] [ mood | sore ] [ music | Who Do You Love Now? - Riva ] I was in my pool yesterday for about 6 hours during the heat wave, and talked on the portable phone during the most part of it- it was great. Though a few hours after getting out, the redness starting showing itself on my shoulders and then back, and right now Im as red as can be. It burns, it kills... If you saw my redness you would just cry for me. I am now reduced to wearing singlets and dripping ice cubes on myself every few minutes. Im waiting for my parents and sister to arrive home from interstate, they've been gone 3 days and theyre meant to be bringing me back a Subway meal. (Thats right, Im not looking forward to seeing them as much as the food) My new desk is meant to be delivered to the house on Tuesday, along with another computer desk. My room is going to be so professional and organised, yay. I still havnt watched the footage I took at my 'party' the other night, but Im sure it'll be hilarious. 1 comment|post comment

The Gathering [19 Jan 2002|12:10pm] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | The people in voice chat are playing lots of bad music ] Had friends over last night, it was very eventful. We watched American Pie 2, sat around outside as it got dark, had a swim (Well, some of us) and just having conversations to pass the time. I filmed some of it on the video camera, that should be interesting to watch today. (The camera left the house for an hour in someones car when they went to 'film something funny'... cant wait to find out what) I woke up in the hammock outside, very hot. Had to chill in the pool before attending to the mass amount of clean up that needed to be done. On the romantic side, nothing happened between anyone... but there's always tonight. Going to a friends BBQ and then hosting a small party at my place afterwards, I just love it when my parents leave me here alone. Time to order a pizza :D post comment

MORE MORE MORE! [17 Jan 2002|07:07am] [ mood | enthralled ] [ music | Its In Your Eyes - Kylie Minogue ] 001. Favorite band(s)? Foo Fighters, The Offspring, Red Hot Chili Peppers, No Doubt, Garbage and of course Prudence & The Bitchmonkeys 002. Do you enjoy concerts? Yes 003. What was the last concert you attended? Redfest 2000 004. Music you couldn't live without? Music altogether 005. Kind of music that would fall off the face of the earth and you wouldn't care nor miss it? Probably country 007. How many CDs can your stereo hold at a time? Only 1 :( 008. Do you have a discman? Yes, listen to it on the bus to and from school, cherrish it 009. What CD could you listen to for hours? All the Garbage albums 010. Can you sing well? Yes How many CDs do you own by... 011. Britney? 0 013. O-Town? 0 014. Eminem? 0 015. Incubus? 0 016. Blink 182? 1 017. Everclear? 0 018. Mandy Moore? 0 019. Backstreet Boys? 0 020. N'Sync? 0 021. Dr. Dre? 0 022. Fuel? 0 023. Linkin Park? 0 024. Destiny's Child? 1 025. Dream? 0 026. Korn? 1 027. Limp Bizkit? 0 028. Missy Elliot? 1 029. Nelly Furtado? 0 030. Jessica Simpson? 0 031. Christina Aguliera? 1 032. Eve 6? 0 033. Sum 41? 1 034. No Doubt? 4 035. Mariah Carey? 0 What comes to your mind when you hear... 036. Goo Goo Dolls? The 90s 037. Lifehouse? Just another flavor of the month band 038. Vertical Horizon? I thought they died 039. Vitamin C? Overplayed 040. LFO? New kids on the block 041. Savage Garden? Go Aussies! 042. Papa Roach? I first thought the name was of a rap artist 043. The Bloodhound Gang? Fun 044. Toni Braxton? Unbreak my heart, good song 045. 98 Degrees? Boy bands...ahhhhh 046. Our Lady Peace? Who? 047. The Verve Pipe? Soothing 048. Craig David? Try hard 049. Willa Ford? Give her a chance! She was on the charts for about 2 minutes 050. Aqua? Underrated! Bahahaha 051. 311? Not familiar with 'em 052. Mikalia? As above 053. The Fugees? GO LAURYN Either or... 054. Britney or Christina? Britney 055. Punk or rock? Rock 056. Edited or un-edited? un-edited 057. Backstreet Boys or N'Sync? KILL 058. Nick or Justin? See above 059. Live or on TV? live 060. Amphitheater or arena? ampitheater 061. Live band or recorded tape? umm, live stoopid 2 comments|post comment

[17 Jan 2002|06:46am] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | In The End - Linkin Park ] GENERAL 01. name? James 02. d.o.b? 3/11/1984 03. location? Melbourne, Australia 04. religion? Catholic 05. occupation? Student, sales APPEARANCE 01. hair? Brownish brown 02. eyes? Green 03. height? 6'6" 04. figure? Big STYLE 01. clothing? jag, nike, converse... 02. music? r&b;, alternative, pop, rap, rock, hip hop 03. makeup? erm, no 04. body art? none yet RIGHT NOW 01. wearing? adidas pants, yellow nike shirt and some sorta hooded sweatshirt 02. listening to? the Milk album by Garbage 03. thinking of? eating breakfast 04. feeling? vamished LAST THING YOU 01. bought? a phone card 02. did? watched Earth Girls are Easy on DVD 03. ate & drank? a can of coke...and i guess it was Mexican food last night 04. read? this really boring book for school 05. watched on tv? the news EITHER/OR 01. club or houseparty? houseparty 02. tea or coffee? coffee 03. high achiever or easy-going? easy-going (I think that means SLACK) 04. beer or cider? beer 05. drinks or shots? whatever is stronger at the time of consumption! 06. cats or dogs? dogs 07. single or taken? single 08. pen or pencil? pen 09. gloves or mittens? gloves 10. food or candy? candy 11. cassette or cd? cd 12. snuff or cigarettes? cigarettes 13. coke or pepsi? coke 14. hard or mild alcohol? hard 15. matches or a lighter? lighter 16. sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful? bold and the beautiful 17. rickie lake or oprah winfrey? go rikki, go rikki WHO DO YOU WANT TO 01. kill? Rhys 02. shag? Bec 03. slap? Bec 04. hear from? Vanessa 05. get really wasted with? Bec 06. tickle? Buddy, my dog 07. look like? Jerri from Strangers With Candy 08. be like? Myself 09. avoid? Rhys FAVORITE 01. food? pizza pizza pizza 02. drink? thickshake 03. color? green 04. album? too many to choose from! I'd have to say all of my soundtrack albums 05. shoes? who has favorite shoes? 06. site? http://tonylagarto.tripod.com/swc.html#mytop 07. dance? the Love Shack dance me and Bec made up 08. song? learn to fly, foo fighters 09. vegetable? potato 10. fruit? watermelon 11. berry? hmmm..... post comment

I've Always Wanted A Parrot Would Say That To Me... [17 Jan 2002|06:25am] [ mood | weird ] [ music | Diddy - P. Diddy & Neptunes ] Today I got up at 5am to watch Saved By The Bell, followed by USA High. Why? Because I couldnt sleep. I went to bed at the early time of 8pm, therefore waking up much more in the morning hours as opposed to the usual afternoon time. Today Im going to be re-arranging my bedroom, yay! Time to change all the pictures/posters/stuff on the walls, move the bed and desk, I need to get a new computer desk because there isnt enough room on the one at the moment. So today is turning out to be rather productive, maybe I will even do some homework. My parents are going away tomorrow for 2 nights, I have the house to myself. JOYFUL TIMES! Have a few friends around, it'll be fun... Staying up late during these past few holiday weeks has meant Im able to watch Today (American version) and other fantastic late night stuff like Happy Hour, Rude Awakening (which is actually funnier than once thought) The Cindy Margolis Show, David Letterman (WHY hasnt this show been cancelled yet? Someone please tell me who is actually laughing at this man...) and not to mention all the Telemall shopping commercials. I almost rang up to order my very own Abtronic last Monday, but luckily the phone had hidden from me. THIS WEEKEND IS GOING TO BE HOT- Nice change. I cant wait to get into my pool. Maybe I'll get a McDonalds breakfast this morning...havnt had one for a long time... Mmmmmm sausage McMuffin post comment

Bah [15 Jan 2002|02:17am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | Bedtime Story - Madonna ] I dont like being reduced to one kind of thing or another. But these tests are just so damn appealing! Here are my latest findings... I took the McDonalds test, and guess what I got? You can take the McDonalds Product Test by Matio64 here! post comment

Yay! [08 Jan 2002|08:36pm] [ mood | tired ] [ music | What If - Aaliyah ] take the "which male no doubt member are you most like" quiz Im going to go play The Sims now, there is a new family (Gregory, Suki, Leslie, Clawson and Tammala Cotswolds) and the house is gonna be totally awesome. Other than this game, I have to dump a lot of trash off of my desk in preparation for school when it finally comes back. post comment

What The..? [06 Jan 2002|10:38am] [ mood | confused ] [ music | Rapture - iio ] Wow, you're three people! You're odd, but you're also the masters of the universe. Take the "What weird obsession are you?" quiz by Kazzie! post comment

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