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(1) What is your name? Matthew Adams.
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Dunno, probably Jill or soemthing lame...
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? No WAY, that'd be confusing. I knew a guy who was called Pete and he had a son called Pete, and it was just TOO weird watching the family have a conversation. It was like each Pete knew when he was being addressed.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Um... Jesus.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? I often have to explain how to say "Thew", cos people call me "Foo", "Few", "Threw" and even "Shrew" one time.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name? Yeah.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Nah. Heaven is whatever you want it to be and Hell is whatever you don't want it to be.
(8) Do you think God has a gender? He's always referred to as "Him" so I'm assuming He's a man...
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? Yeah.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? I don't really have an opinion.
[11] Where do you think we go when we die? We come back as seahorses or something.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? ...no, why would I?
HUMOUR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Kinda. It's not like I'm Mr Giggles but I'm hardly Mr Stonefaced either.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Um, I dunno. Probably Dan.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Sometimes, unless they're so tasteless they're not funny.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I don't tell tasteless jokes to people I know would be offended by them.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Um... "Bumrash", that's one. And "Pissflap".
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? I used to write these cool RPG things, and one of them I remember being REALLY funny, but I can't for the life of me remember what was in it...
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? I dance to music when people ARE watching.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) I have this album by a band called Skulduggery, and all the songs on it are beyond awful.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Tool. What the HELL is going on there?
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? "These Eyes (Have Seen)" by Biohazard was in my head for most of last week.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Oh, man... Lesse. "Smash" by The Offspring.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? That Monty Python song, "Sit On My Face".
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? That one Whitney Houston did, "I Will Always Love Thew".
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Godzilla movies.
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Not always, but most of the time.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Yoda.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Heist movies, like Ocean's Eleven.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Movies with "popular sporting personalities" in, like Space Jam and Suburban Commando.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste. You should see the amount of weight I've gained...
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? Brie.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? What the hell kinda quesiton is that?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Um, yeah.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Nah... Even if I didn't eat them, they'd die anyway.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC?: PC.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? Very little.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? I did for a while. Then I got out more.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? Yeah, cos with IMs you can consider your answer, face-to-face you've gotta be quick. I'm WAY cooler on the net.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Nah, I don't use it.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Hasn't everyone?
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? Their hair.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? The fact that none of them are interested.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? How they can possibly enjoy food shopping as much as they do.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because good-looking celebrity is in it? Yeah, I wouldn't have watched Ocean's Eleven if Brad and George weren't in it...
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? None! Autographs are really pointless!
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Everyones keeps telling me I look like the singer from Soil.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Chuck Norris, cuz nobody likes him either...
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Say what?
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Remember in Being John Malkovich, how everything went fucked? That'd ACTUALLY happen!
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? Nah, I'm good.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? No.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? I know my national insurance number.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? Not a clue.
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? Vaguely...
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Well, it's six digits and three of them are letters...
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? ...Nah, I usually don't think about numbers.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? What's an irrational number? And weren't "imaginary numbers" the clone people from Front Mission 3?
(60) What do you think of pi? I think, "3.14, but I could make an hilarious comment regarding the food, but I wont.".
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? Um, not really.
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? I dunno, I suppose I'd feel pretty bad.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? Going in blind sounds like a really bad idea, so I never actually tried it.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Probably...
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? I wasn't aware there was a social problem with it...
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Kinda pointless.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? I'm not even gonna answer that.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Probably not.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Um, yeah, okay...
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? No...
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? My CDs. All of them.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? A really BIG sword.
(73) How badly do you want it? I'd give my own arse.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Once or twice.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? I got it instantly, and it wasn't very funny.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? Christmas music annoys me ALL the time.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? Probably about a year ago.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? I only ever did one, and it was really crap.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Well, I was supposed to have been attacked by piranhas, so I just got some old clothes and ripped them a bit, and put some fake blood on. I sjhoulda taken off a limb or two.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? Remembrance day, cos people haven't had chance to froget yet.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? I dunno... "Kurt Cobain Day".
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? Pretty good.
(83) How good is your long-term memory? A bit crap. I often get dates wrong, and forget how long ago things were.
(84) What is your earliest memory? Falling off the garden prop and slicing my hand up. That was quite a bitch.
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? When I went to see that waterfall in Wales. It was SO cool.
(86) What is your strangest memory? All mine are pretty mundane.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? That fucked-up Will Haven effort that we cooked up in practice. I can't even remember how it goes.
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Uh, I used to cry at a lot of movies, but since I started watching LOADS of them , none do anymore.
(89) What book makes/made you cry? Fraid I don't read many books... I wanna, but I don't.
(90) What song makes/made you cry? A few Type O Negative ones, and "Timelessness" by Fear Factory.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? Stand-up often does.
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? No way man, clones have big-ass blood vessels that their lungs can't cope with.
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? Yeah man, that'd be wicked...
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Will I fuck!
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? Nothing better to do.
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? ...Some of them were a bit fucked up.
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? I get the sneaking suspicion I've done it before.
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? Something like "Why are you so damn cool".
(99) How would you have answered it? "I just am, man, it's the way I was born".
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Y'know, I can't actually remember.
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? Don't do drugs! Stay in school!
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