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You cry. "Anything! Just don't club me!". "Yes Officer! If it makes you happy." You get your gun from under your seat. "I'm sorry, what was I supposed to do?" "I knew I should have stayed home tonight!" You never trust the cops, they are all really aliens! "But that line is not perfectly straight!" "Can I rub my lucky rabbit's foot first?" "I'm the line-walking chamption! Let me at it!" |
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2). A friend visits you and offers to do some Majic Mushrooms with you. |
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"Hell ya! Can I have some extra to sell on the streets too?" You decline because the whole process is too difficult and time consuming You'll try anything, your life sux anyway. "Who needs shrooms? I'm already hallucinating!" You say no fearing your friend is trying to poison you. You agree but only if you can wash them four times because you hate consuming dirty stuff. "Give them to me and leave. I want to do them alone." You partake of shroom and soon panic about what will happen to you. "Will it affect me all day? I still have a lot to get done." You fear you'll end up having flashback to when you were almost killed! |
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3). Your mother just told you that you are the worst child a parent could ever have. |
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"I always knew you hated me!" "Good, I don't like you either. Don't bother me anymore, mother!" "Please Mom! I'm Sorry! Please forgive me for whatever I've done!" "Does this mean I don't have to come to family gatherings anymore?" "Say you don't mean it. I will wallow in tears for months if you don't take it back." "Whatever. Can I have a cookie?" "You're not really my mom anyway. Admit it!" "Didn't you tell me that yesterday?" "Oh no! Does dad hate me too?" "Go to hell, Mom!" |
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4). You've got the afternoon completely free! What do you do? |
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It doesn't matter, you do the same thing every afternoon no matter what. Anything that's quick, fun, and not to over complicated. Depends on how you feel. You might take a nap. You might clean, work on a project, and never stop til you drop. Something that will help you escape those visions and feelings that have been haunting you. Catch up on some sleep because you haven't been sleeping well at night lately. You will do the same thing over and over until you feel you have it right! Anything that doesn't involve people. Go out and look for excitement, specially if it involves risk! Find someone to hang with. You hate to be alone! What ever those voices in your head tell you to do. |
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