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Could you be the next David Lynch character?

somebody gravely decides to fuck with your beloved beauty. you... bust in their limousine headlights cry about it and masturbate repeatedly slam their head into granite engage in meaningless sex David Lynch is: insane a genius frightening arrousing What word best describes you? naive dramatic stubborn dangerous two-faced pushover you prefer the sounds of: elvis presley free jazz latin soul speed metal for love or for money? love money both are you kidding? sex your favorite accessories include: cigarettes red nailpolish a golf club chewing gum a snakeskin jacket a locket test modified by scuzz