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(8 comments | comment?) [24 Feb 2002|02:01pm] people have always told me 'you look so much like your father' and until now, i never saw the resemblance. i found some old old photos.. my dad is the one in the middle - he was approx. 17 here - my age. (this photo was taken about 45 years ago.. something like that) most recent photo of me; (i'm on the right) i have my dads eyes. i have his nose too, unfortunately. i just wish i had his cheekbones darling! hmm... my dad looking like a member of the mafia; my mummy. -----LEPA FUCKEN ((sorry i forgot what the lj cut tag was... ))

(8 comments | comment?) hey there mister bus driver [23 Feb 2002|10:42am] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | hungry ] yasmeen is dead. well. not really. what else? oh my university screwed up my enrolment fucken. do you have to actually go to O week? does anyone know? i'd rather not. in fact. i'd rather not go to university at all. yasmeen & i sort of have a bit of a reputation for... not going to class & not studying you see. and in highschool, you can do that and still get good grades. but i'm thinking.... this will not be the case with uni. for the first time in my life... i will have to put in some *gasp* effort?. i think my camera is fucked. it's acting all strange. and i think i saw some dust on the mirror. i saw some fingerprints too. and scratches. bit of mud. you know how it is. yeah anyway. i'm hungry fucken. -lepa.

(10 comments | comment?) [22 Feb 2002|06:22pm] melbourne's lower west side. feb 2002. --lepaaa

(4 comments | comment?) [21 Feb 2002|10:22pm] [ mood | cynical. but justifiably so. ] [ music | dirty three ] we love capitalism. we love greed. we love propaganda. we love lies. we love the patriarchal hierarchy. we love injustice. we love economic rationalism. hatred. death. destruction. destroy. kill. take. everything. they. have. leave. them.. with. nothing. three cheers for CNN! they always tell the truth. -lepa.

(2 comments | comment?) [21 Feb 2002|11:15am] [ mood | wank ] my dad is going blind. one health problem after the other. soon, he won't even be able to see my face... lucky for him. meh... today is going to be a shitty day, i can tell. my brother & i were discussing funerals the other day, and i said; "i've never been to a funeral... i'd hate to go to one" "i'll never go to one" "what do you mean? you kinda... have to" "who's funeral?" i look in my dad's general direction "no, i've already told him i'm not going to his.. i don't want to go" stunned silence. --lepa.

(2 comments | comment?) [19 Feb 2002|03:27pm] OMG... there's a new layout at glory box and it's the funniest thing you will ever see.. i wanted to make it funny you know.. coz i thought that maybe people look at it as a pretentious arty site.. which is bad. it's so funny! just waiting for a response from the general public.. aurora says: phu is more important than cyber-cred. 3½ Floppy says: oh you're so right. 3½ Floppy says: so very right ---LEPA

(7 comments | comment?) [18 Feb 2002|11:52am] HEY! GLORY BOX has a new submission fucken! in the visual section! submitted by thu! thu is a talented motherfucker and i urge you all to go and look at her art and then send her some kind loving words through the feedback form! because thu is the cats pajammies!! we love you thuuuu!! uhm.. so yasmeen has gone to get her new contacts... or something. yasmeen is almost blind.. too many hours on the computer. just to put it in perspective for you, yasmeen has worse eyesight than phu -- phu being king geek of the universe. so yasmeen is like... lord geek of all dimensions and such. yeah. alrighty... remember.... thu's artwork awaits you! send your love to thu! ----LEPA!

(comment?) BROSKI [17 Feb 2002|10:44am] [ mood | BROSKI ] [ music | BROSKI ] BROSKI BROSKI AND BROSKI

(1 comment | comment?) [16 Feb 2002|10:09pm] [ mood | RASPBERRY FLAVOURED CORDIAL ] [ music | BLUE COLD CHILI PEPPERS - if you have to ask. ] OH WOW HI YASMEEN! YOU'RE ACTUALLY POSTING IN HERE NOW! IM SO HAPPY... FOR US. another thing yasmeen -- some time next week.. we will go to the video shop & steal some videos & then walk back to your house and watch them fucken! ok? AND I WILL NOT EAT A MOON. I AM A CARNIVORE. i'm also a carnival. carniverous carnival. did i spell that right? who cares.... HELLO TO EVERYBODY READING THIS AND TO EVERYBODY NOT READING IT. i dare you to post a comment. i double dare you motherfucker. LEPA. (salt & lepa (i own broski))

(comment?) Advanced hair...yeh yeh... [16 Feb 2002|09:47pm] [ mood | artistic ] [ music | YOU KNOW. STUFF. ] O week my mum. I have better things to do than go to some shit uni...for some shit information session...for some shitty map...for some shitty course...i will just transfer out of anyway. So yes lepa. You are a moon. I'm glad nobody reads this...i'm glad that we are that good that we have no fans aside from each other. If you are reading this and you are not lepa...i feel for you... We will move to toorak. just you wait and see. as soon as i become a prostitute and lull old blind millionaires (who for some reason believe i'm a big breasted blonde) into my arms...we will be on our way to...toorak...and stuff. So eat a moon. -Yas-m-in-eeee

(comment?) [16 Feb 2002|05:30pm] [ mood | MOODY GENIUS ] [ music | SOMETHING REALLY ARTY & OBSCURE ] yasmeen you silly twat! don't worry about not feeling comfortable sharing your thoughts with people you don't know. no one reads this damn thing anyway. i went to the library today! we start university soon, don't we? i have to go to 2 seperate orientation days fucken. one for.. the faculty of artssss... and one for.. the faculty of business and law. hmm.. let's go to the shops instead. men.. are not nice guys? guys are not nice men? i'm sick of being 17. 17 is the worst possible age to be.. you're on the cusp of being able to things, like go to gigs without putting up with whining 15 year old brats... it's so frustrating. i want legality!! now!!!!!! i think that entire paragraph before this one made no sense. no sense, no sense, no sense.... no sense.... we had... no... sex. (lyrics!!) deer park sux. yasmeen is telling the truth people. there are no deers. the parks are crappy. why do we live here??? let's move to toorak. we can go to art exhibitions, not just look.. but buy. and we can own several cars... we can have kids that we send to snotty private schools.. and then the kids start taking drugs and lose interest in school, and the whole thing will be an abomination. and we'll wonder why we ever moved out of deer park in the first place. --lepa.

(comment?) [15 Feb 2002|08:09pm] [ mood | bitchy ] [ music | My favourite song is anything by S club 7 ] Who you are and why I’m writing to you... I don’t feel comfortable sharing my thoughts with people I don’t know. So i think my place in this journal is quite obvious...I share the name but not the voice. Hmm...i hate this weather, I hate people, I hate my parents, I hate tv, I hate commercial radio, I hate commercial radio contests, I hate all the music out right now, I hate the bands touring, I hate the dentist, I hate my cousin, I hate people who can drive and most of all I hate people who have things to do. I want to disassociate myself from every person I know and start from scratch. I feel angry right now because that ugly yellow and blue school is only down the road from my house and it still scares me. The crap landscape. The sheep. Their crap computers. Their shitty retarded Kmart garden chairs. The boys who have bleached hair. The girls who know no other material aside from polyester. Their carcass office ladies. I hate people who’s only comeback to a shit situation is the saying ‘that’s life!’. No it’s not life you fucking idiot. It’s always good to expel any anger you have inside of you the second you inhale it...but I haven’t been aware of it until very recently. I also hate adidas pants...and white jeans. People who wear them suck. So I’ll explain myself in my next entry...if there is another entry...if I can be fucked running my fingers over this keyboard the next time I have a thought. I so hate deer park. There are no deers. And the parks suck. -yasm.ee.n

(2 comments | comment?) im hungry. [14 Feb 2002|02:48pm] that is a suicidal cow. i saw that down the street from my house and just had to take a photo. whoever did that is a genius. you can see more of my cliche beginner photography here. Keep in mind that a) thats the first roll of film from my first go with an slr. and b) i dont have access to a darkroom yet, so i had to do it the lame way. :( anyway. i'm hungry now. me go eat. -lepa. edited to add---- i got a copy of the femme fatale zine in the mail today, which is really fuckin awesome and everyone should read it. i especially liked "letter from a femme fatale" - the ending was so unexpected. lookit

(comment?) hmm. [13 Feb 2002|06:59pm] oh.. weird psycho incident. my house is located right on the edge of civilisation.. behind my house, there is a train track and paddocks. with horses that go neigh and cows that go moo. so i went for a walk along the train track, and soon i was in the middle of nowhere, comepletely alone. i saw a motorbike coming, so i stepped to the side of the dirt track so i wouldn't get run over. so the motorbike dude goes past, and i keep walking. i had my camera with me, so i took a few photos.. a few minutes later, i hear the motorbike again, i turn around and mr motorbike dude is coming my way.. so i step to the side again, only this time he was going really slow, and he came to a complete stop right next to me.. so i crap my pants thinking he wants to kill me (which he probably did) and he says something, only i couldnt hear because the engine thingy was damn loud.. he keeps talking but i have no idea what he's saying.. so i says 'dude, i can't hear a word'. i kinda lean in a little and he said "you're taking photos right.. do you want me to give you a lift?".. ok. so many reasons why that is a bad idea. A) serial killer alert B) he was driving like a maniac, i probably would have dropped my camera. and C)... serial killer! so i says "no, that's ok" and keep walking.. he goes to leave and then the bikes engine dies out.. i just kept walking, i was a bit scared. and then when he gets the bike started.. he just turns and goes the other way. what a wanker. he wasn't even headed my way. he would have hacked me to pieces. and stolen my camera. my poor, defenceless camera. but he was kinda foxy. eh. foxy serial killer. and yasmeen; duuuuude? WHERE ARE YOU? have you abandoned me???????????? TALK TO ME WOMAN!! ------LEPA! ps - i'm in love with my camera.

(comment?) [12 Feb 2002|10:21pm] [ mood | pissed off. ] i can't be bothered trying to fix things anymore. things are always left to me, and i'm fucking sick of it. this time i'm just going to let things fall apart. i don't have the time/energy/patience/willingness to submit myself to unnecessary bullshit all in the name of something that i have realised is dead anyway. it shouldn't always be left up to me, but it is. i don't like that. so screw it. lepa. (i know this might make no sense to anybody but i had to say it.)

(comment?) excitement! [11 Feb 2002|09:55pm] [ mood | NIKON-ISED ] hello everybody! well today was a good day.. for 2 reasons. A) -- got a really cool package in the mail. more on that.... another time. BUT more importantly B) i got my new camera. which i have been playing with all day. oh.. me & this camera are going to be great friends. it's just... a beast. loaded with... features. features that i need to learn how to use. i understand about 75-80% of this camera... hmm. must.. read.. manual. anyway. i think i will go now. watch some television perhaps. hmm.. brush my teeth. go to bed. get a life. -LEPA-

(comment?) yasmeen you motherfucker. stop being such a motherfuckin motherfucker. [09 Feb 2002|11:39pm] [ music | THE CURE untitled ] Angelica2(23:36 PM) : Hi! how are you? i have a homepage want see? www.hot-cams.com leper(23:38 PM) : UHM HI. I HAVE A RIFLE. WANT SEE? too many weird people on ICQ.. earlier this guy from melbourne was being really pushy askin' where i live. what a motherfucker. also; donate blood. --------------------leper

(2 comments | comment?) moo [09 Feb 2002|03:44pm] i am extremely bored, so.. i typed my name into google, to see what it would find.. REGATTA LEPA SEMPORNA 2001 LEPA conference Lepa & Spray Irrigation for Grain Crops LEPA - Low Energy Plasma Analyser Quest's LEPA Sleeves Louisiana Energy and Power Authority L.E Pernell & Associates Louisiana Emergence Preparedness Association Louisiana Environmental Professionals Association LEPA Systems Save Water & Fuel Lepa Brena. (Some Serbian singer. My mum has some of her music. It's awful) Lepa Standing Male Whistle Figurine. WTF?! Ajde Lepa Mora - Serbia. (these are instructions for a dance of some sort.. ) lepA Gene Page Assoc. Prof. Jerzy Lepa. This one is so weird, because this guy is a professor at the SAME UNIVERSITY and SAME FACULTY as the one i'm going to... He might be teaching me for Database Systems. hahahaaa. Marta Gottfried : Art Print : Lepa Zena For some reason, the title of this page is LEPA... i don't get it. Lepa Sela Lepo Gore/The Pink Panther Strikes Again happy birthday lepa...... Kako si lepa which translates into "how are you beautiful?". weird people.. "when you take Lepa away, you are taking my life". some retarded song lyrics there's about a billion more.. but i can't be bothered. --LEPA

(2 comments | comment?) [08 Feb 2002|02:40pm] or did i? = Lepa you did it...moron = Yasmeen or did i? says: i so am not in denial. like hello. i so know that i so did not do it you did it...moron says: like hello, you are just denying you ever denied it... you did it...moron says: HELLO!!! ! or did i? says: like yasmeen, i so would tell you if i was in denial. like, i so do not hide things.. i mean. hello you did it...moron says: LIKE HELLO. YOU SO WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE. YOU WOULDN'T EVEN TELL YOURSELF. LIKE. HELLO. YOU KNOW LIKE HELLO. WHATEVER. or did i? says: OMG YASMEEN YOU SO NEED TO LIKE CALM THE FUCK DOWN I MEAN HELLO WHAT THE FUCK LIKE DUDE I SO TOLD MYSELF LIKE I TOLD MYSELF BEFORE I LIKE TOLD ANYONE SO LIKE I SO AM NOT LIKE A LIAR you did it...moron says: LOOK LIKE WHO NEEDS TO CALM DOWN LIKE STOP TELLING YOURSELF LIKE SILLY LIES...LIKE I KNOW AS WELL AS LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT LIKE YOU AND LIKE OH MA-GAWD BILL HAVE BEEN DOING LIKE OH MY GAWD STUFF LIKE...BAD LIKE STUFF BEHIND BOBS LIKE BACK...LIKE XPLAIN LIKE REALLY or did i? says: LIKE YASMEEN THAT IS LIKE SO NOT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS HO LIKE YOU SHOULD JUST LIKE LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE I DONT NEED TO EXPLAIN NOTHING OK SO LIKE YOU NEED TO CHECK YO SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO SELF LIKE OK SO LIKE SHUT UP OMG you did it...moron says: WHAT ARE YOU TRIPPIN ON or did i? says: ACID

(2 comments | comment?) my dog penny is better than all of you combined multiplied by 6.798 [07 Feb 2002|10:15pm] [ music | THE SMITHS how soon is now ] i seriously have no fucking clue what to write here. livejournal.. has sucked me dry. i hate television. except for the simpsons. and the x files before that terminator guy came on. and various documentaries. and such. the rest of it. should just go away. especially the golden girls. what else do i hate? i hate snotty kids. snotty kids annoy me more than anything else. you know the type i'm talking about.. you know.. the kids.. that are all snotty and what have you. i also hate summer. i hate cracks in pavement. especially ones that make me trip over. and then you look around to make sure no one else saw. but what's worse, is when someone sees you looking around to make sure no one saw. that's like, more embarassing than the actual... thing. you see. i have nothing to say. --lepa.

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