2. Why are you taking this quiz?

Why do you care?
So as to impress the opposite sex.
I'm going to take this one last test before I dismatle the computer.
I'm multitasking.
Out of sheer boredum.

3. What is you favorite type of reading material?

The TV guide
The back of cereal boxes
How-to manuals
porno magazines
The newspaper

4. What's you favorite food?

What? Food? Where?
Sandwiches
Anything phallic-shaped. *wink*
Anything you can eat withour a fork or a spoon.
Junk food.

5. What do you like to wear?

Old, grubby clothing that I can stain.
Nothing.
Anything that's easily and quickly taken off.
sweatpants and a baggy T-shirt.
An apron.

6. Pretend you have some spare time. What would you do with it?

Ponder.
Watch TV.
Eat.
Dismante and/or fix things.
Make love.

7. If you had to pick one (and you do), what's your favorite school subject?

Cooking class.
P.E., weight lifting, areorobics.
Shop.
English.
Math.

8. Out of these, what's your favorite animal?

Monkey.
Sloth.
Skunk.
Racoon.
Rabbit.

9. Out of these, what's you favorite country?

Germany.
Japan.
France.
Mexico.
U.S.A

10. An asteriod is going to hit the earth in an hour. What do you do?

Sit back and wait.
Panic and cry.
Try and build a rocket to leave.
Eat! Who cares about my figure now?!
Have wild sex.