Date:	2002-05-20 17:30
Subject:	HI ALL
Security:	Public
Mood:	busy
Music:	fingers tapping

can't talk...in class...must go now....i miss you all...do you miss me?

Date:	2002-05-08 19:28
Subject:	checkity check yo self....
Security:	Public
Mood:	bitchy
Music:	sounds of a java bar

hey all...
i got cut off from the internet at work. so it will now be a rare occasion to see me on here. :( Big Brother watches over at all times....

so for my dearest jess, vic, maggie, neal, and laurarenee, looks like you gotta email me at work sometime cause i am lame and my computer at home doesn't work right now....

jess, I am stoked you had fun with this guy. but be careful. golden rule of dating for jessica lewis: if the fritzter doesn't like em, she's probably right.... :)

maggie: move to fucking cow town. dammit!

:)

love you all very much, goodnight

ps. i just failed my spanish test...yippee for me!

Date:	2002-05-07 10:49
Subject:	ahhh.
Security:	Public
Mood:	tired
Music:	The Sea and Cake

why am i so tired all the time. i slept all weekend. i slept 11 hours sunday night, and then got up for an hour and took a 2 hour nap. i got 7 hours last night. what the fuck is wrong with me. all i can think about is crawling back into my nice warm cozy bed. i am so frickin tired. is it my diet? or lack there of? is it stress? am i working myself too hard? what the %^#(@*!@ is wrong with me!

Date:	2002-05-07 09:01
Subject:	so much to write, so little time....
Security:	Public
Mood:	stressed
Music:	Pete Yorn

i can't talk long.
just a few shout outs...

to my girl jessa, whom i miss very much. i know you'll come to a conclusion soon about where you should be. and if i can help at all, please let me know. love you...

victoria...if you need ANYTHING at all, i am here for you. i wish i could offer you some sort of know all, be all advice...but there really is no effective way to mend a broken heart. i love you lady!

maggie! so excited to finally get to know you! you are the cutest thing ever. and whenever you want to get out of Sayton....you are more than welcome to crash with me...you should just move here anyway, then we could tear this town up! tell annie i said hi!

laurarenee! yeah! you're back in C-bus!

Since Victoria has been begging and pleading to be on the poophead list. I am making her an honorary female POOPHEAD.

Victoria has worked long and hard to make it in with the POOPHEADS, doing things like (think of me, talking in my best gameshow voice...): bailing on her girl Jessica that night of the Fumunda premiere, moving back to Mississippi, drinking (gasp) BEER and long islands, puking in Walmart parking lots, having lots of (double gasp) SEX, being guilty of playing guns and roses pin ball all night long (alright, that's actually pretty cool), attending (are you ready for this one) HUSTLER stores and buying lots of "goodies," and getting that damn southern twang back.

Congratulations Ms. Victoria Moon. You are the first honorary female member of the POOPHEAD club. Good luck, it's a man's world in the Poophead world.

Date:	2002-05-03 08:49
Subject:	in famous thursday nights..
Security:	Public
Mood:	groggy
Music:	Harry Connick Jr.

I don't know what it is about thursday night...i always talk a lot of shit like i am not going to leave my house...but for some reason thursday has pull...i always end up out, 80's dancing, and raging....then the next day...i want to die b/c i got 3 hours of sleep.

so anyway, yesterday i had class until 7:00, then i went out to eat with my neighbor/very best dude, Mikey...we always have a good time....then being the oh-so-devoted student that I am, i went home and studied, finished my homework, packed my bags, and met Christine, Leslie, Durb, Goad, Gio, Megan, Egg, Sack, Dave, and Roberta at skully's. i rolled in there at about 10:30, and was blizted by 11. I haven't been drinking much at all lately, so 1 long island did me in for good (i'm a light weight). So anyway, Leslie and I just sat there and shot the shit. Dave's new in town too, he's a real nice dude. It's fucking great to have Leslie here. We bailed at about midnight and went for a bite to eat, then I went back to skully's to shake my bootie. Got home at about 3 am, finished my homework (I don't know how) and went to bed. I woke up at 6:30 and was on my way to school to drop off my homework, and here i am at work, now.

Side note: Columbus kids are the most pretentious fucking kids in the world (at least the ones I come across, all the cool ones stay at home like smart people I am sure). It is THE most incestuous "scene" in the fucking world. It's disgusting....

Right after work, I am picking up Tom and we are heading straight for Satan (I mean Dayton), Ohio. It's the Linda McCartney 60's Friday Night Art Party tonight. Casey and I are getting all dolled up, and going out on the town, 60's style. It should be fun...yippee...


I got an email from my old roomie/squatter this morning: "I wanted to let you know that the note I left for you was mainly written out of anger. I've given the situation a lot of thought, and I think you should know that I do appreciate EVERYTHING you've done for me. I realize you sacrificed a bunch, and once again I wanted to tell you thanks. You did A LOT for me Jessica, thank you."

Sweet! I knew he'd come around...and there' no love lost...and I have my apartment back.

Date:	2002-05-02 16:32
Subject:	Attention everyone....
Security:	Public
Mood:	mischievous
Music:	White Stripes

Neal (lovehungryman) seems to think he should be excluded from my "boys are poopheads" statement....

So my question is this live journal users/friends, is Neal worthy of non-poophead status....

I am leaving it up to you....

Date:	2002-05-02 08:59
Subject:	in my dreams....i see you.....
Security:	Public
Mood:	drained
Music:	Belle and Sebastian

sorry for the lack of information lately. my brain is completely fried, and will be for about the next 5 weeks or so. the countdown begins to graduation day....43 days until i am free from the ball and chain of higher education. then what?

i had some fucked up dreams last night in the midst of the thunderstorms...i woke up shaking and sweating...i live alone, so there was no one there to calm me down...except my fish, Blondie, but he can't do much along the lines of cuddling....so i stayed up for a while, while my fish just stared at me (he's a perv), and enjoyed the blasts of light seeping through my blinds followed by thunder so loud my glass of water was shaking on my headboard....it was amazing....

Date:	2002-05-01 16:19
Subject:	This one goes out to my homies....
Security:	Public
Mood:	dorky
Music:	Gillian Welch - Revival

BOYS ARE POOPHEADS...

(dedicated to the ones I love...Jessa, Leslie, and Maggie)


(disclaimer...the term "BOYS" does not include a certain boy that loves Laurarenee, joshua conway, my brother, my dad, Jenny's boy David, Nathan Jones, or Floyd (aka Chris Beckham)).

Date:	2002-05-01 11:10
Subject:	Speechless...
Security:	Public
Mood:	drained
Music:	Elliott Smith - Roman Candle

so much is going on around me, i can't even find the words to give it justice. so once again, i don't even want to write...

just a message to Jessa...hope everything is okay. you can call me at work or on my celly. whatever it is that's going on with you...i hope you know i am here for you 100%....please don't hesitate to ask if you need anything at all...you've got all my love girl...miss you bunches...

Date:	2002-04-30 09:55
Subject:	watching you watching me as i drive away....
Security:	Public
Mood:	numb
Music:	Nick Drake

nevermind...
i don't feel like writing today yet...

jessa...love you girl...chin up...i hope you feel better...i'll call you as soon as i can...

Date:	2002-04-29 10:06
Subject:	Ahhhh!
Security:	Public
Mood:	lonely
Music:	Gillian Welch

FUCKING LONELY
F'ING TIRED
GRUMPY AS HELL
TUMMY IS HURTING
EYES ARE GROGGY
FUCKING LONELY
TOO BUSY
NEED A VACATION
HEAD HURTS
I'M OVER IT.
OVER IT ALL

Date:	2002-04-29 08:58
Subject:	2 things...
Security:	Public
Mood:	grumpy
Music:	Dinosaur Jr.

1) I am going to fucking kill this Dave character that is screwing with Jessa. I knew it from the very beginning. Shady fucking bastard. No one fucks with my girls....

2) I am so happy that I have my apartment back to myself. It's like a weight has been lifted. It's amazing. I spent the entire weekend there doing homework, cleaning, resting, running around naked (I'm a dirty birdie) it's like it's all mine again, ALL MINE. (sigh of relief)

Date:	2002-04-29 08:30
Subject:	Can I tell you how awesome Jessica Lewis is....
Security:	Public
Mood:	loved
Music:	Nico

That girl is amazing, she just sent me three little pics of herself, and on the last one, she was holding up a handwritten little poster that says "I miss you" Awwwww. I miss her too....

Yesterday was uneventful...lot's of school work. I "officially" start my second job on Tuesday night, wish me luck everyone. Jessica will be getting no sleep in the near future, and will probably be a dull grouchy girl. Tom came over and we "studied" which turned into talking all night instead, I told him that would happen. But he convinced my otherwise beforehand, and came over anyway. Silly boy! So needless to say, I didn't get as much done as I wanted to. Whatever, I am over it. I fucking hate school so much. I have a test today, and I haven't started to study for it yet. It's the one thing I haven't done yet. I am finally caught up with everything else after this weekend. Fuck it. It's only Monday, and all I want in this world is for this week to be over.

Date:	2002-04-27 14:10
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	anxious
Music:	Emmit Rhodes

It's Saturday, and here I am at work....corporate america doesn't function on saturdays....but, i function within corporate america on saturdays....it's not right...

this sucks...i have so much to do...i won't get it all in this weekend, and it makes me nuts....

Date:	2002-04-27 12:52
Subject:	Ewwww....bunnies stink!
Security:	Public
Mood:	discontent
Music:	Royal Tenenbaums (sndtk)

i'm a rabbit.

what kinda pet are you?



quiz made by muna.

Date:	2002-04-26 14:31
Subject:	Okay, I guess it's my turn....
Security:	Public
Mood:	chipper
Music:	Whiskeytown-Pneumonia

1* WHAT'S THE MOST CREATIVE WAY YOU HAVE FOUND TO GET RID OF TELEMARKETERS? "hello" and then wait for them to say "hello" then I say "hello" then I wait for them to say "hello," then I say "hello..." You get the picture.

2* MOST ANNOYING THING (BESIDES TELEMARKETERS OF COURSE)? Let's see...uneducated responses, disrespectful people, dishonesty, the running man, drunk people (when you're sober), when people play with my car stereo, when people fuck with my stuff, my mom....and the list goes on and on and on and on....

3* IF YOU COULD BE A SUPER HERO, WHO WOULD YOU BE?
Me! Don't you know that I have super human strength and x-ray eyes!

4* BIGGEST FEAR? Clowns! Hands down, clowns. No one should have a smile painted on...

5* WHAT'S THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? Mark Lanegan

6* YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE, TO WHERE WOULD YOU GO? 1996 when I graduated, and I would have gotten the hell out of Ohio

7* WHO'S THE PERSON THAT HAS INFLUENCED YOU MOST?
Hard to pinpoint...perhaps Nathan? Grandma?

8* THINK GRADE SCHOOL....DID YOU BROWN BAG IT, OR EAT THE CAFETERIA FOOD? Both, I brown bagged it for many many years, then my mom got tired of hearing me bitch about it, so I was able to "buy lunch," though even at an early age, I was keeping the money to buy slushies instead...

9* HOW MANY PARIS OF SHOES DO YOU OWN?
Oh Geez, easily about 35, maybe more...

10* CRY BABY OR GREASE?
Cry Baby, what more could you ask for, Johnny Depp, Traci Lords, John Waters, Ricki Lake, come on, that film was amazing. Though Kinicki is pretty hot in Grease.

11* YADA YADA YADA, OR BLAH BLAH BLAH? yada blah yada blah, a little bit of both

12* THAT 80'S SHOW OR THAT 70'S SHOW?
Toss-up. 70's b/c it's the original and Fez rules, but 80's b/c it's closer to my heart

13* JON STEWART OR CRAIG KILBOURNE (daily show)? Jon Stewart's intelligent humor never ceases to amaze me! He rules.

14* SOUTHPARK OR SIMPSONS? Love them both. But think about this, with Southpark you get cuss words, fart references, Mr Hanky, puke, and much much more. And all of this is done by 4th graders. What else can you ask for. But then again, the subtle humor of the Simpsons far exceeds any previous cartoon, and has changed this world forever.

15* PLAID OR ARGYLE? Plaid pants and, skirts...BUT argyle socks and vests rule.

16* ZOO'S: COOL OR CRUEL? Both, it's a double edged sword.

17* LIQUOR OR BEER? Whatever you want baby! I usually go with beer though..

18* WOULD YOU RATHER: FART RED SMOKE OR SWEAT GREEN GOO? Duh, this is so easy. Of course I would fart red smoke, just think, the atmosphere would be pink after a while. We'd have this wonderful pink aura around us all...Plus, sex doesn't sound too appealing amongst sweaty green goo...

19* AUTOMATIC OR MANUAL? Manual, I like to drive my car, not ride in it. Of course manual does have it's benefits...being able to easily flip someone off at the wheel...

20* WHICH IS EASIER ON YOUR EARS: MINNESOTA ACCENT OR GEORGIA ACCENT? I love minnesota accents...think Fargo, except Fargo isn't in minnesota...

21* RIGHT WAY DOWN THE WRONG ROAD? OR WRONG WAY DOWN THE RIGHT ROAD? (THANKS TO CAVE IN FOR THAT ONE) wrong way down the right road, you can always make a u-turn and be right back on track...

22* IF YOU COULD PICK YOUR FAVORITE FIVE MUSICIANS AND MAKE A MEGA-BAND OF THEM, WHO WOULD THEY BE?
I hate myself for this question...it's soooo hard...okay...RYAN ADAMS (of course), MIKE PATTON (fucking amazing), Morrisey (duh), Gillian Welch (gotta have a girl representin'), and, hmmmmm, David Bowie

23* WHAT'S YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE ALBUM, SOMETHING THAT YOU COULD LISTEN TO FOREVER? Radiohead-OK Computer

24* MICK JAGGER (then of course) OR JIM MORRISON? Mick Jagger was a hot sexy bitch in the 60's, I would have F'ed him in a second if I was alive (maybe I should change my answer to #6)

25* LOVE TO HATE OR HATE TO LOVE? Hate to love, all the way.

26* TOO FAST FOR LOVE OR SHOUT AT THE DEVIL? (IF YOU CAN'T ANSWER THIS B/C YOU DON'T GET IT, YOU ARE LAME, AND YOU NEED TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR MOTELY CRUE)
Another hard one I face here...both are such amazing albums...but I have to go with Shout At The Devil, best song ever!

27* HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I don't have the patience, don't I know that about myself yet?

28* HOWARD STERN: GENIUS OR JERK? Both, I love him and I hate him. But damn, when he quizzes supermodels and they can't name the frickin president, it makes me feel damn good about myself. Plus, I am shallow, and get a kick out of midget jokes. This is not very "women's studies" major of me....but he makes me laugh, and i don't take him seriously.

29* WATER PARKS: POOLS OF FUN OR CESSPOOLS OF BACTERIA? Can we say E-Coli?

30* SWIMMING WITH SHARKS OR SWIMMING WITH STING RAYS? Sharks, little nice small sharks with little teeth and a domesticated nice attitude.

31* WOULD YOU RATHER BE STUCK IN A ROOM WITH 40 SCREAMING 3 YEAR OLDS OR 40 CLOWNS? Give me a stun gun, and I can do anything. But if I didn't have one, I'd much rather be with the kids, even though both are hell.

32* LONG JOHN SILVER'S OR WHITE CASTLE? LJS Baby, with extra greasy crumbs!

33* SOUND OF THE OCEAN HITTING THE SHORE, OR THE SOUND OF A STREAM RIPPLING THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS? Sound of me peeing in the ocean or the stream.

34* ELVIS PRESLEY: KING OF ROCK OR THE KING OF POOP?
If you don't know my answer to this one, you don't know a thing about me.

35* GROOVE IS IN THE HEART OR YOUR FEET? It starts in your heart, and hopefully it reaches your feet in a coordinated matter.

36* WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT: PURITY IN MIND OR IN SPIRIT? Either.

37* FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE? "That chick Julie, she's truly dazlin'," "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Heather," "What's your damage," "I got two guns, one for each of ya," "She was fat, I mean orca fat," Oh there are too many to list...

38* WOULD YOU RATHER FALL THROUGH THE HOLE OF A PORTA-POTTIE, OR BE STUCK UNDER A PILE OF DECAYING DEAD ANIMALS? Both have a high ratio of bacteria...I'd rather rot under a pile of dead animals, hopefully I'd suffocate and die within a matter of minutes. If I feel through a porta-pottie, all I would do is puke from the stench, and be stuck with the stench for days...

39* SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ME (JESSICA), FLATTER ME, TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME...

i love me!

Date:	2002-04-26 13:18
Subject:	Mmmmmm
Security:	Public
Mood:	hungry
Music:	Murder City Devils

Fried Rice....YUMMY!

And then for desert..NOTHING, I left my keys at Best Buy where my car is, and I can't get into my snack drawer at work b/c I am an idiot and it's locked!

Poo! No oreo's for me!

Date:	2002-04-26 09:01
Subject:	Cowboy butts make me nuts....
Security:	Public
Mood:	content
Music:	Red House Painters

Hello!
Well my roomie left. I went home yesterday and all his shit was gone, and there was an 8 page letter waiting for me. He had some valid points, but it doesn't change the fact that he is a lazy, inconsiderate moocher. Regardless, he just wanted me to know that there is no love lost, he left because he thought it would be weird to stay, and this way we can salvage our friendship instead of hating each other. All fine and dandy. He did say some pretty mean stuff...but whatever, my note wasnt' necessarily nice either. One thing he tried to pound into my brain is that I am unable to live with anyone, and that I should seriously reconsider moving in with Casey in the summer. Valid....to a certain extent. The truth...I am unable to live with a squatter who sleeps on my couch, and is sleeping everytime I come home, who has over-stayed his welcome, and uses all my shit. Perhaps I don't live well with other people, BUT, I especially don't live well with lazy bastards who are too proud to get a job at a coffee shop in order to make ends meet. Whatever, it's over. The deal is, we are going to cool off for two weeks, and meet up at the Blue Danube, and hang out. No love lost. And I have my f-ing apartment back.

Skipped class again last night. I just really don't have a desire to do anything i have to do right now. Instead, I bought a new car stereo, and another pair of jeans (I know I know, I need help). Then I went to work at the bookstore for a bit. Mel and I went out to Skully's for 80's night. A mistake of course, because every Friday I am bitching about how tired I am. Whatever. It was fairly fun. Ran into my ex (Eliot), the one before Aaron. It's strange. I've only seen him 3 times in the last year and we live in the same town. Now he's found his way to where I hang out, so I see him fairly often. Regardless...we talked for quite a long time. It was good. At one point I was chatting with my friend Tom at the bar, and I looked over and Eliot was litterally giving me the stare down...not the bad stare down...he had the "fuck me" look in his eyes. Later on I ran into my friend Jamie in the bathroom. She proceeded to tell me that Eliot hasn't dated anyone since me, and she thinks that he is still "in love" with me. Yeah, exactly what I fucking need right now! Great. It's flattering and wonderful, and he is an amazing guy, but I can't handle this shit right now. So anyway, I talked to Eliot for a little while longer after that, and he said his mom misses me and that she wants to see me, and she constantly asks him when we will get back together. That was my que to say goodbye. Plus the bar was closing. So I gave him a hug and left. There was this girl creeping around that he was walking home with, I guess they are neighbors or something...she wasn't too stoked on my presence. Little does she know that Eliot is a weirdo, and it would take her months to get down his pants. He's not an easy one to break. So anyway, as I am talking to Eliot (earlier again) this creepy guy that I know won't take his hands off of me, and he keeps following me around. I was getting a little weirded out by it. I like him, he's nice, but that's it, that's where i draw the line, i have no interest in him whatsoever, and the fucker is/was dating one of my friends. F that guy. After about 15 minutes he finally got my signal, and left. But outside later on, he was all up on me again. So Tom had to save me. Thank God for Tom. I love that guy. We were even though, b/c earlier that night, I had to save him from this little blue-haired goth boy who rubbed his chest and told him that he was the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. When we all got outside...that boy was still waiting for him, and didn't start walking away until we did. He was standing in the direction that Tom had to go to for his car. So instead, we went the other direction, Tom got in my car, and I drove him around the block to his own. The things I do so my guy friends can successfully avoid the creepy advances of little goth boys. He finally got a dose of what it's like for a chick sometimes.

So here I am, at work again. Content, except I have to go to the dentist today! Poo. I'm sad about that. Looking forward to this weekend. We are taking Leslie out tonight to celebrate her moving here. And then I get to work all weekend, and do homework! Whooo-hooo!

Date:	2002-04-25 10:14
Subject:	This might only be funny b/c it's my friends....
Security:	Public
Mood:	giggly
Music:	Slayer--South of Heaven

My friends are such turds....
All are a bunch of old men, still acting like boys...they rule! Sack just sent me this....if only you knew them....


BLACK SHEEP PRESENTS!


COLUMBUS, OHIO - APRIL 25, 2002

Black Sheep Board & Skate is proud to introduce its 2002 Ohio NBL State Series Team. The team consists of Black Sheep owner Jon Goslee (30-34 Cruiser), Jason Woods (25-29 Expert), Glen Johns (30-34 Expert), Jeff Sack (21-24 Expert), Mikey Fuckin' Ryan (25-29 Expert), and Team Manager Eggbert Pim. Eggbert tells us that the team will be traveling to the races in Black Sheep's custom motorhome alongside the teams "new" 1969 Lincoln Continental. The team will be competing in seven separate events all across the state of Ohio in the hopes of bringing several #1 plates (and a bunch of good stories) back home to Columbus. The Black Sheep team has also added several co-sponsors to its roster. FTS Skateboards, The Flow Skatepark, and Stained Skin have all given their undivided support to the team. Flow Skatepark co-owner Shannon Turner had this to say about the team: "The focus is strong with these guys. I'm confident that the boys in black will be able to represent The Flow Skatepark to the fullest extent. We've given the team an unlimited amount of flat black spray paint to ensure that they spread The Flow's good word."

The Flow Skatepark is Columbus, Ohio's premier indoor skatepark, and also the main headquarters for FTS Skateboards. FTS owner and team rider Mikey Ryan commented that it just made sense to sponsor the team. "The first race and the championship will both be held in Norwalk, Ohio. Norwalk is my hometown, so we're going to put my parents in a hotel and take over their house for the weekend. We're going to park the motorhome next to the pool so that Egg can do Zeiko's. I'm confident that the team can drink all
night and still make it to the track on time. All we have to do is show up and the race is already over - we're destined to succeed as long as we make it to the track."

Finally sponsoring the team in Columbus' Stained Skin Tattoo Studio. Stained Skin owner Durb Morrison doesn't know that he's sponsoring the team yet, but TM Eggbert Pim had this to say: "I don't really think he'd care either way... Yeah, I think he'd sponsor us. He knows we like to drink, so I think that's all that matters." Stained Skin will be providing the team with... well, with nothing - but the logo sure will look cool on the jersey!

The team also has several other prospects. Jon Goslee has told TM Eggbert to keep his eyes on several riders. The team was planning on picking up 25-29 Expert Marvin Thomas, but after several attempts Mr. Thomas was not available to be reached. Words such as "unreliable", "flaky", and "creepy" were used to describe Mr. Thomas' trackside demeanor.

THE BLACK SHEEP 2002 NBL STATE SERIES TEAM WILL BE ATTENDING:
June 8-9: Norwalk, Ohio
June 29-30: Hamilton, Ohio
July 20-21: Cleves, Ohio
August 3-4: Akron, Ohio
August 24-25: Dayton, Ohio
September 14-15: Columbus, Ohio
OCTOBER 5: NORWALK, OHIO (FINAL)

For more information about the team, please contact Team Manager Eggbert
Pim at blacksheepbmxwillkickyourwhiteass@hotmail.com