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Ask Spacefem! |
Yes, it's time once again for Ask Spacefem, the exciting page where Spacefem answers your questions about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I know there's tons of advice out there from plain, simple people who know what they're doing. I'm not one of those. But the fact is, I kept hearing these people whining about problems that didn't sound so hard to fix, so I opened up my web page for people to ask me about their problems. I made some people mad, messed up some lives, and had a blast doing it! I've even sorted my questions into categories for fun, easy navigation! Have fun, world, and don't be afraid to ask away!
Random Weirdo Questions We weren't sure what to do with these, but let me tell you, they're the BEST!
Relationship Questions Is there a person in the universe with a perfect love life? Not yet! This is my part to save the world.
Being a Woman It's tough, okay? We need to stick together on this one, that's why we've got our own section on
Ask Spacefem (spacefem@spacefem.com) Ask Your Question! Yes, you too can get your very own advice
from the diva herself via e-mail. I answer almost all the serious questions and a good 60% of the random weirdo questions (which I hope you understand, I'd love to get to them
all but there are a LOT of random weirdos in the world today)
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Other Lovely Features |
When Ann Landers passed away, I was so grief-stricken I launched a campaign to replace her! Support my efforts
to be America's spunkiest advice columnist here.
Ask Spacefem's Boyfriend So many people thought I was a lesbian and
critisized me for answering my questions in very one-sided ways, I decided to give a few questions to my boyfriend
for answering. Just tell me he's the one you want and I'll prove to you that I'm a caring, loving, equal-opportunity
feminazi. It's a new section, so you'll have to bear with us while we get things under construction.
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Newest Answers |
Dear Spacefem,
I was dating my boyfriend for four
months, and we were pretty damn serious. his friend got rather sick and had a
heart transplant, so he went to stay with her in oregon, and we live in
Michigan. Recently, I was talking online to him, and he told me that she kissed
him and he wasn't sure what he was feeling. when I got upset and told him to fuck
off, he told me I was overreacting. he wants to come home to live with me. how
do I handle this situation? I'm the kinda person who is easily made to feel
guilty...and I need to move on. help, spacefem!
I'd tell him to fuck off again! I hate it when people tell women they're just "overreacting" and have no right to feel mad about a situation, I'd punch a guy in the face for kissing another girl and if he told me I was overreacting I'd punch him again!
He might just see the light and do some hardcore serious sucking up, but for that he's going to have to admit that what he did was 100% awful first and it doesn't sound like he's done that. Stick to your guns, I'm proud of you.
More relationship questions...
Dear Spacefem,
Why do I have two breasts? I mean, what's the point,
couldn't I just get by with only one?
It could be worse, you could have three. Ever hear the joke about God making woman with three boobs, and she whined about it so much he took one off and needed something to make man with, so he used The Useless Boob? Oldie but a goodie!
That weirdness aside, we have two boobs so that clothing manufacturers will have a serious challenge fitting us. Designers would be at the status of fry cooks if it weren't for two boobs, we'd be so simple anyone could clothe us. And since no one smart would go into clothing design, we'd have really boring wardrobes like men do. I agree that the UniBoob would be more aerodynamic, easier to clean, and lighter weight, but sometimes life can't be simple, it has to be interesting.
More women questions...
Dear Spacefem,
You're advice sucks.
That should be "Your advice sucks".
More random questions...
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