The Famous Which Beatle Are You? Quiz.

War is...
Bad
Over
The only way
In Afghanistan
A state of mind

Describe your style.
All black
Whatever's the fashion
Frilly
Comfortable
Eastern

You prefer stories
by Leonard Cohen
by Leonard Nemoy
by Mother Goose
about trains
by J.D. Salinger

Your acceptance speech is most likely to sound like...
A Bramma Lamma Ding Dam Doo
Fuck the Academy!
I don't deserve this award, I'd like to give it to Walter Matthau.
Thank you! You're all too kind, peace on earth.
I couldn't have done it without the Shining Time Crew

You dream of:
candies
random geometrical patterns
current events
cheese
Cabbages and Kings

You like women who...
have one leg
like you
understand the cosmos
are covered in bees!
Women?

Your favorite drink.
Water
Tea
V8
Diet Coke with lemon
Hot cocoa

Which muppet are you most like?
Animal
Kermit
Fozzy Bear
Miss Piggy
Gonzo

Which South Park Character?
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Chef

Which Spice Girl do you most identify with?
Ginger
Scary
Posh
Baby
Sporty

Which punctuation mark are you most likely to use?
{ }
?
!
...
$#@%

Do you wish it was the 60s again?
the what?
yes
God, NOOOOO
I'd like to go to Woodstock
I'm happy with my life now.

Your first concern after waking up in the morning is:
Morning? Shit, it's dark out!
Which of these dresses do you think will bring out my best features?
How'd SHE end up here?!
Good morning, booky. Did you sleep well?
I guess I'll go make everyone some coffee.

Where do you live?
On the edge!
The suburbs
A farm
A ditch with a bottle of whiskey
Under Kate's bed

What TV show do you watch regularly?
The West Wing
The Simpsons
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Shining Time Station
Sponge Bob Squarepants

What is your choice of recreational drug?
Marijuana
LSD
Opium
Whatever you're having
A doughnut

What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Lace bra and panties
None
That's a personal question!
....something to do with monkeys....
I'm gay.

Are you gay?
yes
no
I wear women's clothing, but am otherwise straight
mmmm... you mean as in jolly?
Gender is an illusion.

What is your favorite part of your body?
My eyes
My bum-bum
My ass
Mon derriere
My buttocks

Which Beatle body part is your favorite?
John's hands
George's hair
Paul's ass
Ringo's nose
Paul's eyes

What do you like most about Elton John?
His ass
His glasses
The gap between his teeth
His clothes
His torso

Are you or have you ever been the most popular Beatle?
yes
yes
yes
no
yes

Which is your favorite philosopher?
Arthur Schopenhauer
Socrates
Frederich Nietzche
George W. Bush
Tinky-Winky

If you met Elton John what would you say?
You are under arrest for being Elton John!
Where did you get that fancy lingerie?
Can I have your autograph?
Do I know you?
Excuse me sir but I can see the monkeys on your panties

You and your fellow Beatles are on the edge of a cliff. Which one do you push off?
John
Paul
Both
Whoever's closest
Elton John

Which historical figure are you most like?
J. Edgar Hoover
Yoko Ono
Jesus
Caligula's Bitch
Dan Quayle