Monday, August 5th, 2002 |
2:46 am |
I've got my cock out and thus I shall proceed to rock out. |
Sunday, July 28th, 2002 |
11:23 pm |
Two questions that are burning in my mind. What is it about my living-room that makes people want to take their clothes off? and how do I transfer this quality to my new place? |
Sunday, July 7th, 2002 |
10:51 pm |
the only thing I could ever hope to give you is disease, and right now i don't even have that to give. |
Monday, June 17th, 2002 |
6:20 am |
Okay, some of these websites seem to think that if you give a girl a dark tan and stick a cherry chicklet on her forehead that makes her Indian, well I got news for ya:
IT DOESN'T! |
Thursday, June 13th, 2002 |
5:13 am |
He's all sticky now Aw man, you've just totally ruined Jesus for me now. |
Saturday, June 8th, 2002 |
10:07 pm |
Hey you I just wanted to let you know that God is not on your side, and He never has been. How do I know this? He told me. |
Wednesday, June 5th, 2002 |
9:12 pm |
I make terrible first impressions |
Sunday, May 26th, 2002 |
3:38 am |
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3:36 am |
I told you once already. YOU ARE WRONG!
Don't make me tell you again, there won't be a third time. |
3:30 am |
friends come, and friends go.
Unless they are my friends.
My friends never leave.
I don't let them. |
Tuesday, May 14th, 2002 |
4:39 pm |
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Tuesday, April 23rd, 2002 |
4:02 pm |
Hey fellas this right here is the perfect gift for your ladyfriend, no matter what the occasion. |
Saturday, April 20th, 2002 |
4:41 am |
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2:42 am |
I am going to kill you.
There's just no way around it. |
Friday, April 12th, 2002 |
3:54 am |
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3:27 am |
Read this sentence: MP3 piracy is an ever growing problem.
Now, replace the word "MP3" with "Ass". |
Wednesday, April 10th, 2002 |
3:30 am |
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Sunday, March 31st, 2002 |
3:32 am |
if jpegs would load from the bottom up instead of the top down, it would facilitate my porn veiwing greatly |
Wednesday, March 27th, 2002 |
11:22 pm |
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Tuesday, March 26th, 2002 |
4:35 am |
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