Go shorty it's your birthday, we gonna party like it's your birthday...   
10:13am 26/08/2003
 
mood: bouncy
music: Happy Birthday to Me
Happy Birthday to Me!
 
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First let's just unzip your religion..   
02:51pm 20/08/2003
 
mood: Cleaning
music: POTUSA ~ Kitty
First I would just like to say, never EVER under any circumstances, no matter how good of an idea it sounds like, consume 2L of wine AND smoke pot AND smoke opium...you will be incoherent fo shizzy.

That being said, lemme tell ya a little bit about my weekend:

Friday~ I still had no water or power, so I took a little drive and I bought these. (I know, I know...I'm too cute for my own good.) Then the wine incident occurred.

Saturday~ After finally making it to bed around 5 in the am, I arose three hours later...still drunk. Drove my friend J to her doctors appointment and then out to pick up her car. After which, she rear-ended me. So my car is being fixed and I am forced to drive around in an ugly Ford Escort (no offense sweety)

Anyway, I spent the rest of my Saturday horribly hung over, watching Sex and the City with Jessie until it was time to go to Tori.

OMG, Tori Amos was INCREDIABLE...it might have been the best show I've seen. (which is saying something since I've seen her 7 times) Our seats we're ridiculously close, so close that her sweat was dripping on me. (BAUM!) And to make it EVEN better, there was no one sitting in front of me so I had the perfect view. She played Professional Widow, grabbed her crotch, and made love to the piano bench. I was in sheer ecstasy. AND she played *the* cutest improvise to the tune of Three Blind Mice, it went a lil something like this:

We have lights,
We have lights!
See how they run,
See how they run!
We ran from Detroit to Cleveland,
Because we heard that the lights were on.
We have lights,
We have lights!
We have lights

Sunday~ Sunday sucked. I was still feeling like shit from Friday. Spent most of the day sulking.

Monday~ Keeping the summer motto that "Every night is Friday night!" Jessie's good friends from BGSU came into town and we partied it up Cleveland style. Big Shout Outs to Katie, Jessica and Lian....you all rock...hard! You need to come back and visit!

Last night J and I ran over a possum. It was SICK. Blood and guts and fur everywhere. Poor little thing, we drove past it 5 times to look at it. We have a problem.

*******

My boyfriend and brother are coming up to visit this weekend !!!!!

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Oh No! What You Got???   
12:49am 08/08/2003
 
mood: excited
music: What You Got, (Oh No!) ~ Justin Timberlake
Tomorrow I will be on the beach, in Atlantic City eating ridiculously expensive food and spending cash. AND I'm going to see Justin Timberlake on the mothertucking boardwalk. IN YO FACE!!!
 
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Gimme some sugah!   
03:12pm 31/07/2003
 
mood: bouncy
music: PIMP ~ 50c
Blah. I haven't updated this thing in ages. But, at the specific request of others, I will now attempt to do so.

Summer is swell. But I'm getting rather burned out quickly. As Jessie and I concluded the other day..."Every night is Friday night!"

(Which, btw, Jessie I love you more than life itself! You're me with pink hair and a Prada! Sex on a stick I tell ya!)

Anyway, yeah, Cleveland is nice. And I've met some wonderful new people this summer (Hi Jimmy!) as well as made amends with some old faces. Conflicts were wayyy overdue to be resolved.

I'm completely broke, yet still dropping cash like its my job. But hey, I'm having fun. I'm going to Atlantic City next weekend. And then Tori is the weekend after that. And then my birthday!!! (*Hint* August 26th *Hint*) I know you all want to buy me lots and lots of fabulous presents. And hell, why wouldnt you?? I'm only, like, the cutest thing ever!

Roxy's Grad Party was hotttt! We we're so fab in all our Mod glory! Oh how I miss playing dress up.

Speaking of which, dressing up for her party has given me a serious itch. And that itch is this: I want to start a club kid/club scene revival. I'm talking Studio 54. I'm talking early 90's Michael Alig Club Kids. I'm talking over the top, full out costumes, drag, glitter, the whole nine yards. Extravagant. Marvelous. It doesnt exist anymore, and certainly not in Cleveland. We could so do it. We could throw huge themed parties at clubs. They'd bring in mad cash for the owners. I know it would catch on if you all helped! And besides, what could possibly be better than getting to dress up every week and go dancing all decked out, dripping in hottness??? I want it so bad I can taste it!

TraLaLa....so yeah. thats that. I'm in Dayton. Which is soooo nice. I miss the boy like no other. He's so fucking cute. I got here yesterday and he had a big bouquet of flowers waiting for me and the cheesiest adorable card ever! *swoon*

We're going to a wedding on Saturday. So you know what that means...I will be on an even bigger "I wanna get married and make babies" kick. Watch out...

(this update sucks)
 
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I saw it in your eyes, what I'm looking for. . .   
02:54am 04/07/2003
 
mood: numb
music: Tower of Learning ~ Rufus






I can't believe this is happening.
 
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*sigh*   
01:40pm 02/07/2003
  Our romance won't end on a sorrowful note,
Though by tomorrow you're gone;
The song is ended, but as the songwriter wrote,
The melody lingers on.
They may take you from me, I'll miss your fond caress.
But though they take you from me, I'll still possess.

The way you wear your hat
The way you sip your tea
The memory of all that
No, no, they can't take that away from me

The way your smile just beams
The way you sing off key
The way you haunt my dreams
No, no, they can't take that away from me

We may never, never meet again
On the bumpy road to love
Still, I'll always, always keep the memory of

The way you hold your knife
The way we danced till three
The way you changed my life
No, no, they can't take that away from me
No, they can't take that away from me

We may never, never meet again
On the bumpy road to love
Still, I'll always, always keep the memory of

The way you hold your knife
The way we danced till three
The way you changed my life
No, no, they can't take that away from me
No, they can't take that away
Can't take that away
Can't take that away from me
 
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*insert pouty lips*   
05:57pm 28/06/2003
 
mood: naughty
music: Regulate ~ Warren G
Somebody take me to see Finding Nemo or the zombie movie, damnit!
 
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I take entirely wayy too long to tell stories...   
05:03pm 26/06/2003
  I would just like to say screw the Cleveland police...

Tuesday night: Me, my daddy, and my friend Matt are coming home from the Indians game. Traffic is, of course, backed up on 77 and we end up coming to a complete stop. My father, being the oh-so-careful driver that he is, checks his rearview mirror to see what the car behind him is doing....cars far away. So we continue talking when all of a sudden we are rear-ended by some cock at like 30 mph (everyone was fine) Turns out that the guy had just bought the car and he ameroled the fucking pedals. Genius...fucking genius. So when he went to hit the break, his foot slipped and he slammed on the accelorator.

So now we are stuck in the left hand lane of 77. I call the police station, and get this...no one is there??? So I call 911, explain to them the situation and they connect me to the cops. I tell them what happened and where we are and they tell me that they'll send a car out. An HOUR passes and still no fucking cops. We called FOUR times, they claim we said 77 north instead of south...but even still they would have seen us. AND to make matters worse...TWO cops passed us and didnt stop or phone to say there was an accident!!!

We are in the left hand lane! Every two seconds we almost die from crazy Cleveland drivers...even with us moving two construction barrels in behind our cars with hazzards on. Finally a cop passes and stops as we are screaming and flailing our arms. But he cant help us, he's on his way to a gun run (if anyone can tell me what exactly a gun run is..it would be appreciated) So he gives us directions to the 3rd district police station...but of course there is a detour....we get lost in the fucking GHETTO...like, the worst part of cleveland. Theres hookers and thugs with guns everywhere. I end up having to ask a fucking prostitute for directions to the police!!!!

Get to the police station, cop doesnt give two shits. Asswipe who rear-ended us doesnt get a ticket...

GrRRr....
 
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"I'll know that it's you by the taste on my lips"   
02:22pm 18/06/2003
 
mood: bored
music: Dont Make Me Come To Vegas ~ Tori Amos
You should all go download the remixes of Tori Amos's "Don't Make Me Come To Vegas", because they are HOTT!




....but not as hot as me....




*shamelessly fishing for replies to my post, seeing as how the ONLY time anyone ever replies is when I post pictures*

 
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*orgasms repeatedly*   
11:38am 18/06/2003
 
mood: ecstatic
music: Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want ~ The Smiths
For those of you who don't know...the oh-so-fabulous Neil Gaiman has written a sorta sequel to The Labyrinth entitled "Mirror Mask"

For those of you who care ( and you all should, because hes fucking A-M-A-Z-I-N-G !!!! ) the film is being directed by Dave McKean, whose previous short films are very reminiscent of his multi-media Sandman covers...live action footage accented by various forms of animation.

Anyway..I just got done talking to one of my friends who went to Neil's reading/signing in Chicago, and he told her that shooting for the film has just began !!!!!

*screams in ecstasy*
 
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Rants and Raves About the Joys and Pains of Living in a New Apartment...   
04:22pm 16/06/2003
 
mood: bored
music: The Love Cats ~ The Cure
So I'm done with school now...well, done for two months. This year proved to be quite long, filled with wayyyy too much un-needed and excessive drama. As a result of this drama I have been horrendously depressed and stressed to the point of being ill. Consequentially, my schoolwork has greatly suffered. I'm not failing out of college or anything, but I'm definitely not performing up to my standards. *sigh* Oh well...next year I will be free of various people/situations and I will rock.

****

My new apartment is tits. minus some minor difficulties. I'm still not done unpacking all of my shit, which sucks. But hey, whatev...I'm lazy.

Today I spent a substantial portion of my morning dancing around to The Cure in Hello Kitty undies, which is always good therapy.

Having a kitchen again is superb. Today I made a mushroom, broccoli, tomato, black olive, and feta cheese omelet with hashbrowns and homemade pancakes. I forgot how good real food is.

After the previously mentioned undie-dancing and good food devouring, I attempted to do the dishes. However, nothing is ever simple in my life, so of course the sink had to get clogged and overflow all over the floor. Booo. So I call maintenance with a grocery list of complaints...broken kitchen sink, cracked toilet, non-functioning porch light, scary watermark on the ceiling that looks as if any minute the entire thing will collapse...but they couldnt tell me when maintenance will come out. I am now confined to the house. They have permission to enter if I'm not here, but I dont trust them, and I have mad shit here that I'm not supposed to have. Speaking of which...as I was hiding various 'illegal' items I decided to bring in the charcoal grill that I'm not allowed to have. BUT, me being the genius that I am failed to take into consideration the fact that it rained last night. Thus, leaving a skanky smelling trail of black water all over my white carpet.

RAWR.

All I wanted to do was clean. *pouty face*

****

I'm coming home...sometime. I'm not sure when, probably this weekend. So all you lovely lj readers get a hold of me!!! I want to have fun before I am sentenced to a summer of hell at Subway.

****

Does anyone want to go on a mini road trip to Chicago to see Placebo???
 
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Oh my dear lord, I want these like no other...   
08:52pm 10/06/2003
  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category;=15710&item;=2836685993  
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Revolution Grrrl Style NOW!   
11:17am 10/06/2003
 
mood: busy
music: Aphex Twins

Watch out...you are Julie Ruin Kathleen Hanna

Now that you're solo, you can do whatever you want
on your one album. And you did just that.
Talking about topics such as the media and Jon
Benet Ramsey, you know exactly what you want to
say, and you are unafraid of saying it. You are
ready with an intelligent remark to everything.


Which Kathleen Hanna Are You?
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JESSIE!!!   
10:05pm 09/06/2003
 
mood: happy
music: Mundian To Bach Ke ~ Punjabi MC
Tori Amos
August 16
Cleveland, OH
Tower City Amphitheater
Center Stage, Row Q, Seats 18 & 19
 
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Everybody else is doing it   
01:47am 04/06/2003
 
chipsister 95%
everywordmeans 95%
downfall_of_all 61%
gogo_warehouse 60%
How compatible with me are YOU?
 
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Happy Birthday Rox! <3 <3 <3   
03:12pm 22/05/2003
   
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Incase Any Of You Would Like To Know....   
11:04am 22/05/2003
 
mood: working
music: The Theme From Neverending Story Happy Hardcore Remix
I'm coming home tomorrow for the weekend.
 
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Incase any of you would like to know...   
11:01am 22/05/2003
 
mood: working
music: The Theme From Neverending Story Happy Hardcore Remix
I'm coming home tomorrow for the weekend.
 
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I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad that the dreams in which Im dying are the best I ever had   
09:26am 19/05/2003
 
mood: sympathetic
music: Gary Jules ~ Mad World
So lets talk about how I thought I was gonna die last week. I was perfectly fine, and then randomly after laying down for a brief napping session I woke up with a horrendous barking-seal-like cough. I continued to get progressively more ill as the night went on, and when I woke up I thought I was gonna die. Fever, cough, sore throat, hot flashes. AND of course my asthma, which I havent had since I was a child and wasnt even bad then, kicks in. AND my allergies to pollens. The result..I can't breathe. Turns out I have a resp infection (thanks to my wonderful friend Homer who failed to mention the fact that he was sick, and consequentially got me, my brother, andrew, and his girlfriend (who had to be effing hospitalized) sick as well)Anyway, yadda yadda yadda. I was sick as fuck. Convinced I had SARS and they were just lying to me. I had to go in to Student Health Services on four seperate occasions to get breathing treatments. They wanted me to go to the ER twice, but I am deathly afraid of hospitals and needles and was not going to get an IV. For some reason...Most likely because the world is filled with geniuses...they wouldnt put me on antibiotics till fuckin Friday, so I'm still sick. But I'm feeling better. Heh. I better fucking be with all the meds I'm on.

*****

Went up to Columbus on Friday to visit friends and go to an exotic pet and reptile show. Me and the boy were supposed to get a hedgehog and I wanted to look at new boas for the apartment. However, this plan was deterred when we got into a car accident Saturday morning. Everyone was fine. The guy who hit us was a fuckin dick, but it was our fault. My poor boy totaled his car. I feel immensly terrible for him. If I thought he would take money from me, I'd give him some.

****

I have this sharp pain in the side of my back. I'm not sure if I pulled a muscle coughing (which is most likely the cause) or if it's from the accident. I supppose I could go get it looked at. However, as previously stated, I am deathly afriad of hospitals which is where I would have to go since I dont have a doctor in Dayton. Perhaps they would perscribe me muscle relaxers though...

****

Watched the movie Donnie Darko this weekend. Its pretty good. You should give it a look-see.

I am now very much in love with Gary Jules's cover of Tears For Fears' "Mad World" thanks to the film.

****

Thats all. I now have a shit-ton of schoolwork that some how must be madeup in like two days. *sigh*
 
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*whinces in pain as she coughs out her lungs*   
05:40am 14/05/2003
  I think I have sars...  
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