Saturday, March 2nd, 2002
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9:36 am
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im awake! What the hell....
i just got a freshly tooth brusheded kissss from ma butchie!
wootness!
my horndog image is shattered...its in tatters...boop sha doobie...shattered....
I actually turned down the making of the hot sex this morning
but aparently my cat asked the recliner for the hot sex cause she is friskily humping away....
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9:35 am
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im awake! What the hell....
i just got a freshly tooth brusheded kissss from ma butchie!
wootness!
my horndog image is shattered...its in tatters...boop sha doobie...shattered....
I actually turned down the making of the hot sex this morning
but aparently my cat asked the recliner for the hot sex cause she is friskily humping away....
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9:34 am
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im awake! What the hell....
i just got a freshly tooth brusheded kissss from ma butchie!
wootness!
my horndog image is shattered...its in tatters...boop sha doobie...shattered....
I actually turned down the making of the hot sex this morning
but aparently my cat asked the recliner for the hot sex cause she is friskily humping away....
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Thursday, February 28th, 2002
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6:02 pm
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5:50 pm
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Thursday, February 21st, 2002
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3:37 pm - iiiiiiiiiiive been lookin for someone to hold while i lay sleepin.........
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butchie bought nitty gritty dirt band and i actually like it...weirdness.
i'm unwashed and in my huge eeyore sweatshirt, baggy leopard print pants and tube socks....no bra no panties...but i do have on my hobear hat.
i feell very depressed and binge like and low and fat....
i want to eat so fucking much. i was doing well on my diet and now i just dont care...ive been off of my birth control pills for almost two weeks.
i wonder if the abcense of fake hormones in my body has something to do with it.
Can you get hooked on hormones? I fucking hope not.
I put in an application at uncle bills pet store yesterday. i really hope i get the job.
I went to buy condoms last night at cvs drug store and the casheir kept giving me dirty looks and she wouldnt touch me to give me my change she just slammed the money on the counter and called me a whore when i walked out of the door. i was wearing striped knee socks, burgundy patent leather airwalks and a tight striped burgundy dress. I looked young, not whorish, so i wonder what the hell crawled up that bitches ass and died.
i ate 3 chocolate rice krispie treats and i feel like a big nasty pig and i dont care.
if my soul could speak...it would blow rasperries and stick its toungue out.
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Wednesday, February 20th, 2002
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10:18 pm - I'm not the anti christ or the iron man....
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i wish i had cable. i got the tv guide today and ozzy and his family are doing a reality sitcom thing on mtv.its so weird, that picture in tvg, his wife looks like a normal fifty something english woman his kids look a little like freaks, but nothing really to bat an eye over, but ozzy still looks scrumptiously satanic holding a shar pei puppy....
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10:09 pm - Quote of the day
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"If credit ratings were based on pot dealers, i've have a fuckin platinum card"-my wonderful boyfriend
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Monday, February 18th, 2002
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1:10 am - drunken poetry
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please dont take this so badly, hun
i gotta stretch my wings
but i won't stray
i love men and women
at thats how it shall always stay
i pledged my heart long ago
i'll never leave this comfort
your touch
but i long for the feminine side
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Wednesday, February 13th, 2002
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3:47 am
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the idiocy of cops never ceases to astound me...they pulled us over and actually said it was because of our marilyn manson sticker....stupid fucking pigs.
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Sunday, February 10th, 2002
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5:30 pm - HOT WET PUSSY ACTION!
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Friday, February 1st, 2002
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12:03 am
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weddings are scary....I'm fucking poor and but i want to have a nifty (but cheap) wedding....I've got a 150 limit on my dress, we are going to find some cheap but nice silver rings, and Butch's dad's friend is a Unitarian minister and said he would perform the ceremony cheap. We are getting Subway sandwiches for the reception and i might be tacky and make it a potluck type of thing...
I need to find a cheap place to have the wedding/reception.
Butch wants to have it in his dad's back yard, but this presents many problems. It faces the alley and its kinda nasty, and his neighbors would complain because they are ASSHOLES.
I just wanted a few of my friends and family to come but the list has grown tooo damn big... An i hate people...Eveyone wants to invite everyone and its like i get no fucking say so. Why do my boyfriends uncles who hasnt ever spoken to need to come and why do i have to pay for EVERYTHING!!!!!
I want to have it in a park but i was looking at rental fees and they are like 300-500 dollars an i want to spend that much total on everything.
I'm about to give up and just go to the justice of the peace and have no reception and just have a nifty camping honeymoon.
I need money and help...........wahhh
That was the most shallow waspy self serving post i have ever written....WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Tuesday, January 29th, 2002
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4:16 pm - MY BODY MY CHOICE ASSHOLE!!!!!
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This stupid idiot MAN was driving around town today in a van with posters of aborted fetuses on it. He had a bull horn and was screaming out of the window: "Look at the blood of the innocents"
I screamed back"YOU FACHIST ASSHOLE!!!" I just started crying and i was so fucking mad....grrrrrrrrrr....what the hell does a christian idiot man know about the agonizing pain of abortion? Obviously jack shit, because he didnt realize or care just how horrible it was to parade about town like that. Seeing that idiot just opened the flood gates of pain i had about my abortion. I'm not regretting it at all, i think it was a very smart decison, but it still hurt me nonetheless. Abortion is a very painful, very heartwrenching decision no matter if you want kids or not. It just hurt god dammit. Didnt he realize that doing that doesnt make anyones opinion sway about having an abortion, it just makes him look like a dumbass and it rips open old wounds for women who have had an abortion? I know he has every legal right to do what he did and i am a staunch supporter of freedom of speech, but i think that what he did was repugnant and very very bad taste.....
ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Saturday, January 26th, 2002
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7:56 pm - thats some funny fucking shit motherfucker
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www.thereverend.com/brick_testament
GO NOW!!!
This atheist guy recreated bible stories in lego form....
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5:07 pm
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My favorite authors are Robert Heinlein, Robert Anton Wilson, Frank Herbert and Douglas Adams. I like biting social commentary with humor and space travel thrown in for a bit of fun.
Who knows of any other authors I might like?
Suggest, Suggest!
I'm book starved at the moment.
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Friday, January 25th, 2002
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2:44 pm
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2:41 pm
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1:46 pm - crazy drunkeness-NEVER EVER MIX BROWN AND CLEAR LIQUOR!!!
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I went to my fiance's dad house and got totally smashed on vodka and oj and chugging jack daniels....bad bad bad...i wouldve been okay with the vodka but i had to go drink that damn jd....yucky yucky. I hit on everyone and they all turned me down even though they were drunk too..then i passed out and i dont remember much but big butch and joey carried me to the bed and i puked all over it and pax cleaned me up and dressed me...what a sweetie.
So i wake up in a strange bed this morning and ive got on pax's clothes. My hair is all sticky and pax piled into a bun on top of my head. I limped to the bathroom to look at my sorry ass and i've got poofy curly hair with a big wad of gum in it....I took a much needed long shower and i had butchie pick me up.
now my hair is clean but its poofy and ratty as hell
so i learned a few things last night:
1. I am repugnant to girls
2. Vomit is a good hair volumizer.
3. liquor is evil
current mood: hung over
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Thursday, January 24th, 2002
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4:37 pm
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ive got on a sexy wrappy like dress....i think my right tit shall fall out any moment now
BOOBS!!!
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Sunday, January 20th, 2002
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10:09 pm
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this better work god dammit (stupid photo hosting crap)
I've been playing on http://tryitonstudio.clairol.com
this shit is addictive
1. the green rachel cut....oogly...
2. poofy curly blond-i look like mama nicky! cool.
3. short curly brown-i've got butchie hair!!!
4. nasty ugly orange-i look like a clown on acid
5. red rachel-s'allright
6. red short wigga cut- wassup, ma homie!
7. burgundy flippy thing-heheheh my mom had this hair
8. red long hair-its like that alias girl only...me
9. fushia bob- i might acutually do this
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