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Sunday, September 8th, 2002

Subject:ya ha ha ha ha ha
Time:1:01 pm.
bye
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Subject:yhahahahahahahah this is so funny
Time:1:01 pm.
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
how are you this morning?
i got shite face drunk last night says:
ya ha ha
i got shite face drunk last night says:
hehe
i got shite face drunk last night says:
im fine
i got shite face drunk last night says:
how are you?
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
good
i got shite face drunk last night says:
I HAVE A KNOT ON MY HEAD I DONT KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE LOL
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
imagine that
i got shite face drunk last night says:
oh and my khaki's got ripped in the back some how
i got shite face drunk last night says:
how are you?
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
if i dont talk to you its cause mom is in the room
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
oh man
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
do you remember anything from last night?
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
im good i didnt drink much though
i got shite face drunk last night says:
i remember jerry and the funnel and thats it lol
i got shite face drunk last night says:
oh and falling down for no reason at all
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
yeah that was before you started drinking
i got shite face drunk last night says:
oh
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
brb
i got shite face drunk last night says:
k

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k

Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
ok im back
i got shite face drunk last night says:
welcome back
i got shite face drunk last night says:
oh dood i just remembered ...
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
oh no
i got shite face drunk last night says:
were you there when i was standing by the dish washer and fell down?
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
yeah
i got shite face drunk last night says:
my pants got stuck on the thing and ripped! haha
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
ohhhhhhh
i got shite face drunk last night says:
did i hit my head on anything ?
i got shite face drunk last night says:
lol
i got shite face drunk last night says:
you were there???
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
not when i was there, but andrew and i were outside most of the time
i got shite face drunk last night says:
oh
i got shite face drunk last night says:
hehe
i got shite face drunk last night says:
i passed out on the floor in the living room
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
was anyone else there
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
yeah, andy and richard slept in ricky's room w/ricky...Ooo hehe
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
ooooo
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
jim's lead tenor in jazz band 3 @ uwec
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
i know they had to have beth at her house so i wasnt sure who stayed over at rickys
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
wow
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
yeah
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
i still feel drunk lol
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
i finally took a shower! haha
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
hehe, do you have a headache
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
thats good
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
nope
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
no headache
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
wow
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
just kinda dizzy lol
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
yeah
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
weeee
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
EmoWeezerGirl: i play saxophone
saxabuser: yeah
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
lol
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
oh man, has he been to any parties yet?
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
yeah
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
wait...no
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
no he hasnt
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
or has he?
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
i dunno
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
he's away now lol
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
ok?
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
yeah
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
so whatcha dooin'?
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
getting ready to leave
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:

Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
sorry
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
its alright
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
mom wants me back early so she's not out too late
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
oh ok
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
im tired now
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
lol
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
yeah
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
i cant believe i still havent puked yet lol
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
yeah me neither
Stop searching forever-happiness is right next to you. (Not for me!) says:
i couldnt drink very much last night, that milkshake was a reallly bad idea
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
yeah
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
but YOU wanted it lol
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
i know, what the hell was i thinking
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
yeah really lol
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
my plan was to not drink that much...but i got carried away lol
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
yeah i know
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
yeah beer! french beer!
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
ya ha ha ha
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
you said something like that it was only freng penis
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
french
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
i did??
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
oh yeah
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
i dont remember anything lol
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
mom's up
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
lol
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
it was hilarious, andy was staring at you when you said that, thinking what the hell?????
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
hehe
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
hehehehe
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
mom asked me what we did lol
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
yeah............
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
lol
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
i told her we drank some stuff and that's it lol
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
did i do anything else?
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
when did you leave?
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
i remember a giant bird on someone's shirt
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
ummm a little after 1
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
really? i thought you left around 11 lol
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
im not sure what all you did, i was outside
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
oh ok
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
we didnt get there till about 11
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
oh
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
hahaha
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
i dont think anyone had a bird on their shirt
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
oh
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
*looks around*
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
hotdogs Mmm
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
k?
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
yeah
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
*yawn*
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
i need to go get my shower, i will be on tonight sometime
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
ok
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
talk to you later
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
love ya, be careful
oops i ripped my pants on the dishwasher says:
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
love you too, you too
I constantly struggle for self improvement. says:
bye!
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Friday, September 6th, 2002

Subject:my day...
Time:12:29 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music:starts and stripes forever -- stuck in my head....
ok so i asked mike if he wanted to go with me to the fun fest, but he has plans, oh well hehe i heard the jazz band sux this year anyway but still i cant wait to hear them im all excited about it hehe

music history.. I PASSED MY TEST!! WOOO sure I BARELY passed BUT I PASSED!! Erika said yesterday in piano that she has a present for me, well I havent seen her at ALL today...*misses her* hehe James got his computer finally so he's playing with that I believe


tomorrow hoss and i are taking our instruments to the Cdale jazz band gig lol woo hoo im hungry! arrg! im going to wait a few min. til i go eat though. i need to go shopping with mom sometime soon so i can get some new clothes, the clothes i have now are way to big on me lol *shows off belt on pants*

my head hurts

im sleepy

ok im done complaining for now..

oh the rest of my day...

geography -- we're talking bout europe and i slept a lot today woo

music-theory -- we had a blast, we went over what was going to be on our keyboard exam for next friday...and we talked about american idol *which i have never seen*

english -- piper and i told everyone about the crazy ass things that go on in greencastle lol *she's from greencastle* *she's alexis' sister* poor girl lol

the consultant and her boyfriend are sitting at the station infront of me fondling each other *gag* *puke*

i just need jim to go to school here and everything would be fine haha

IF YOU WANT MY CELL NUMBER LET ME KNOW I'LL BE MORE THAN GLAD TO GIVE IT TO YOU I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO !!!! i dont sound desperate do i ????

well that's all for now

xo
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Tuesday, September 3rd, 2002

Subject:oh yeah almost forgot
Time:12:38 am.
Mood: weird.
my dream last night


jim was having this concert at his house and he didnt know i was going! so i made a road trip up to fondy with kat and hoss....so we arrive and everyone's looking at us very weirdly like "who the hell are they" then radio shack guy walks up to me and says "are you walmart girl?" i say "yes i am, are you radio shack guy?" he says, "yes i am" *shake hands* i ask, "so where's jim?" he answers, "he's in the shower right now" *keep in mind the house has about 20 people in it. then his mom comes into the living room and i run up to her and give her a big hug (like how nessa and i hug) she says, "who the hell are you?" i said, "im ashley! and i like to hug people who look like noodles" she says, "well my name is alfredo" *yeah weird shit i know* then jim walks out and he's looking really good hehe, and he walks up to hoss and gives him a big ass hug and says "hey baby, long time no see"

then i wake up

freaking crazy..haha
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Subject:bwa he ha ha
Time:12:30 am.
Mood: sleepy.
Music:Last Night - The Strokes.
im going to bed!!!!


nite nite
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Monday, September 2nd, 2002

Subject:dood
Time:11:48 pm.
im practicing my sax! hehe


i guess alto isnt as bad as i thought
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Subject:how's cindy?
Time:11:46 pm.
Mood: tired.
Music:Song for the Dumped - Ben Folds Five.
so gillespie thinks i have a split personality from theory friday...haha

YES

NO

YES

NO

YES

NO

so on and so forth... lol damn theory class!

oh

LET THE METRONOME BEAT IT OFF FOR YOU! thanks chad, mr piano guy...

apparently we have a big test in music history i forgot about lol...thank goodness it isnt until wednesday... i still dont get bass clef...and i forgot about my minor scales, i cant remember ANYTHING about them...*flips them off* i know that CM is Am lol

today was fun

crystal and i went to walmart i bitched at the service desk lady, she was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RETARDED UGH!!!

then we went to DQ and we didnt get ice cream! haha it was great i ordered the chicken strips Mmmmmmm nummy nummy

then we went to sams club, got some ice cream there (it kicks major ass there)

and crystal bought some stuff


then we went back to her dorm and called the operator to see if the coffee grounds was open so we could get some coffee...well they were open so we went down there BOTH of us got tea! haha she got the Chai Tea stuff and i got the Green Bubble Tea Mmm

so yeah i left after that and got some gassy gas @ speedway

and took 42 home! haha i've never drove from TH to home from 42 before, it was weird. it seemed like it took a while.

well that's all for now

huggles to all

smooches to assgj
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Time:12:15 am.
Mood: horny.
oh yeah...





assgj is the greatest


*pounces him*
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Subject:so yeah
Time:12:14 am.
Mood: pissed off.
Music:how high the moon -- ella fitzgerald.
i've never typed before with my laptop actually ON MY LAP...its weird... who would've thought?!

wow jerry lewis is fat now...i mean SUPER FAT...hahahha sure he's going through some crap with his lungs but he just looks reeeally really bad...poor guy

so today..

dad - so is your laptop crap now?
ashley- no, what made you ask a thing like that?
dad- you never know til you ask questions
ashley - im tired of your questions
dad - growl, why ?
ashley - because they're all the same and they're stupid ass questions
dad - you have a very shitty attitude, especially since you started college
ashley - fuck you, i know i have a very smart ass attitude, but thats who I am, YOU cant chose what i act like! you've always said BE YOURSELF
dad- either you change your attitude or leave MY house
ashley - fuck you i'll leave before i change myself for someone

so i believe im moving out tomorrow, unless he accepts ME by 1pmish tomorrow

well after that mom went and did laundry

i went to crystals

ashley - im going to crystals
dad- stares blankly ahead at the tv
ashley - bye dumbass
dad - stares blankly ahead at the tv

so crystal and i went to the abbey, i felt akward being in a cafe with gay people, sure the coffee was fantastic, and the place looked really cool. i just felt weird.

then we went to fazolis....we got turned around going there hehe

did you know there's a 465 east AND west! haha

crazy shit...

oh and a little bit of useless info about me...

i like to stare at people in restaurants....i know its weird, but i just stare at people i cant help it...its a very bad habit! but im working on that ...

assgj called me AND sent me two pics today! yay hehe i was so freaking happy when he called, brightened up my day :D thanks sweetie

well i finally got the modem working again... so here i am! online! ha! he! hoo!

hee haa haa


there's a black lady on the MDA thingie singing some ella songs so im singing to that hehe
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Friday, August 30th, 2002

Subject:dood
Time:11:56 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
i have a sudden urge to cry
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Thursday, August 29th, 2002

Subject:School
Time:9:49 am.
Mood: satisfied.
Music:the humming of the G4 behind me....
yet another update from school...


I had my FIRST SAX LESSON EVER yesterday. I found out that I am not alone! haha...Dr. Bro said that he never had his first sax lesson until he was a freshman in college woo hoo... the down side about my lesson was...I have to buy a TON OF CRAP for the freaking ALTO I have to use *gag* i absolutely HATE Alto..lol oh well that's live I guess. Here's a list of CRAP I have to purchase by next week..

Ligature (understandable)
a new metronome (spelling?)
a box of Vandoren reeds (i cant stand vandoren reeds)
three solo's and this Etude book
i would have to buy a Selmer C* 80 mouthpiece but the instrument repair lady is super nice and likes me and she's GIVING me one haha woo hoo
oh yeah a new neckstrap (understandable b/c neotech's STINK with alto lol)


well that's it so far...lets see what else he MAKES me buy lol...he's a turd, but he likes coffee...like me...lol

Concert band was really fun tuesday night...we didnt need our instruments b/c we just did paper work...oh that reminds me i need to go to the deans office when im done updating..lol

If you havent heard... HOSS is doing concert band with me! woo hoo im so happy! AND im principle sax lol its weird...a bari girl being principle...oh well whatever floats in their toilet!

kat's at IU band camp right now, she likes it, but i can tell that she doesnt really want to be doing it. i have faith in her though, its up to her what she wants to do.

crystal and i are going to greencastle today to pick up our checks, i dont know if i want to drive or not, im starting to get sick of driving haha, well when you commute every day from cataract to terre haute its gets old reeeeeeal quick.

wow this is the first real update in a while

other college kid news...

Jim moves into his dorm today. *wishes him luck* he called me last night before he lost the service signal on his cell hehe Thanks sweetie!!!! haha I guess him and his dad were camping out in eau claire last night..woo hooo i wonder if they were roughing it...lol


well that's all for now i guess....



xo to my man in cheeseland :D

*huggles to all*
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Tuesday, August 27th, 2002

Time:6:07 am.
Mood: nauseated.
Music:the dog whining at me so he can go potty.....
today


8am theory/fundamentals - lecture

9am meet hoss at fountain

10am sleep some where

11am convo

12am piano

DONE FOR THE DAY UNTIL

7pm concert band

ahhhhh i love my schedule....
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Monday, August 26th, 2002

Time:10:38 pm.
Mood: cheerful.
Music:the 98172893741 time i've heard Birdland today.
twila called me tonite! i miss my SISTA!!!! and squee and i are talking again, so that's cool...
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Subject:ive cried so much today its pathetic
Time:8:22 pm.
Mood: crushed.
Music:BirdLand- Maynard.
so yeah im a big cry baby. i know it. i cry over the dumbest things, that is the only thing i hate about myself.

i visited brian today. it was nice. god i miss him so much. i cant wait til im dead.

xo to all

xo to assgj most of all

i still wonder if he knows that i think im in love with him....
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Sunday, August 25th, 2002

Time:11:42 pm.
Mood: disappointed.
Music:Malaguena -- blast.
fuck isu jazz band

or not... im just ticked that i didnt make it, im a sore loser that's all


well since im the only BARI MAJOR it seems that i would've been chosen over the dumbass alto guy...sure he's reeeeally awesome but oh well lol i need to tell mr. cole about this but i dont want him to know, i dont want to disapoint him. i feel like i have let not only myself, but my peers down too!

im in a combo though

so i guess that'll be cool

im doing concert band with hoss! haha, im playing clarinet woo hoo

not much is going on right now, just kinda relaxed, kinda stressed but heck that's normal...right?
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Subject:bwa ha ha ha
Time:11:37 pm.




How random are you?

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Subject:aussie rock!
Time:3:03 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music:500 Miles - Proclaimers.
We were sitting in kat's car... hoss and kat up front, dick and i in back... i said "oooo play the proclaimers song" its starts up...


we get to long john silvers, i order the VAT OF TEA... everyone gets food...we sit down and...

How come they sing like that???

Ashley looks at, shoots tea out of her nose and starts laughing...


kat looks at me..

dick moves closer to the wall




haha good time good times
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Time:12:57 pm.

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Date Created:13-03-2001
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As president of the Bari Sax Cult, Ashley decides which Alto Sax gets sacrificed at 11:45pm every night. On rare occasions she allows one of her followers to choose the nemesis.
Strengths: Her ability to make people think for themselves is quite impressive. She flirts with other bari sax guys, and sometimes has hot wild monkey sex with them. Her modesty.
Weaknesses: AssgJ, Soy Burgers, A&W; RootBeer. Mmm foam...
Special Skills: The Ability to play harmonica, clarinet and bari sax all at the SAME TIME...
Weapons: Massive Brian Setzer CD Collection, Spiked hair, the dreaded CELLPHONE bwa ha ha ha
Music, Sacrifice: No Value What So Ever!


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Subject:COLLEGE (yay pinky and brain are on)
Time:5:50 am.
Mood: impressed.
Music:Pinky and The Brain theme song stuck in my head....
ahh what can i say? ITS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HS!!! i actually learned stuff the first week, whereas in hellschool we didnt learn anything til the second semester! haha

my three auditions went awesome! i noticed that i reeeeally stink at sightreading now lol, scales, prepared piece just fine but the sight reading, um..NO haha...and all of my bandy friends know how awesome i am at sightreading! lol *big headed* here's a list of cool kids i've met...

Dave Gillespie -- Tuba/Trombone he's from danville and reeeeally cool
Erika ? -- Voice, she's cool too hehe
Mike (cant even pronounce last name) he's a sophomore, really hot lol, and he is freaking awesome at tenor.
Cheritta Crenshaw -- Voice -- Crystal's room mate-- she's cool as hell, my "heeeeey giiirl" haha
Sharon ? -- Flute/Oboe -- very shy
Jennifer Talley -- Alto Sax -- very boisterus! ha! and reeeally nice
Mallory ? -- Tenor Sax -- Quiet, but nice too
Nick ? -- Saxo -- senior! woo! and he's getting me all involved with MENC next week! he kicks ass
Megan -- Flutie -- Has a flute that cost 15,000
Nicks Girlfriend? -- Clarinet -- super nice, also getting me involved with MENC

my piano professor BLOWS ASS!

My english professor is cool as hell.

My saxo prof. is wired all the time and cool as hell too. ask hoss, dr. bro is crazy! o_0

The theory/fundamentals prof. is fucking crazy! he's a bassoon guy, and there's a 98.554 % chance that he's gay....lol "assume the position" hahahhahhahahhhahhahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaa



everyone else doesnt really have any qualities that stand out! haha

well other than the fact that my geography class has 180 kids in it, they're all pretty decent sized...

my first week was great...lets wait and see about that second week!
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Subject:Food for thought
Time:5:36 am.
Mood: hungry.
Music:500 miles - proclaimers.
as is sit here, eating my poptarts, i think about that certain someone that calls me every night around 11.30pm ish...and every time we say our good byes i have an urge to say "love you" but i dont...i just dont know what to do! maybe i should confront this person about this? let me know what you think...
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