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, the courageous men and women of our Armed Services are placing themselves in Harm's Way by order of their Commander in Chief. I have noticed that the majority of us are in agreement that these courageous men and women have our heartfelt support and prayers for their safety.( Read more... )
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| An American Soldier |
[03 Apr 2003|10:36am] |
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The average age of the military man is 19 years.( Read more... )
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| Subject: Understanding Foreign Policy |
[01 Apr 2003|03:02pm] |
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One evening President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WWIII ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with really big hooters."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with really big hooters? Why kill a blonde with really big hooters?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis."
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| Funny line by Powell to Iraqi Journalist |
[01 Apr 2003|02:58pm] |
Over the weekend at a press conference an Iraqi journalist tried to catch Colin Powell off guard and asked him "Secretary Powell, are you aware that only 13% of Americans know where Iraq is?".
Without hesitation Powell responded "Yes, and unfortunately for you those 13% are Marines."
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Quote 1 - Makes You Think:
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
- Aristotle Onassis
Quote 2 - Inspiring Success:
Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.
- Richard Whately
Quote 3 - Have A Laugh On Us:
Very few people do anything creative after the age of 35. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before age 35.
- Joel Hildebrand
Quote 4 - Proverb Of The Day:
He who fights fire with fire burns his house down twice as fast.
- Vietnamese proverb
Quote 1 - Makes You Think:
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
- Christopher Morley
Quote 2 - Inspiring Success:
Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
- Pablo Picasso
Quote 3 - Have A Laugh On Us:
Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow
Quote 4 - Proverb Of The Day:
The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
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[30 Mar 2003|10:06am] |
The United States might not be the greatest democracy in the world but I defy you to find one better
Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan
Democrat
New York.
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| New Drugs for Women! |
[28 Mar 2003|01:45pm] |
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D a m i t o l
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
S t. M o m 's W o r t
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
Highly effective suppo sitory that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P e p t o b i m b o
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
D u m e r o l
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.
F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
A n t i b o y o t i c s
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
M e n i c i l l i n
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"
B u y a g r a
I njectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength Buy-One-all When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
J a c k A s s p i r i n
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
A n t i-t a l k s i d e n t
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
R a g a m e t
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and the trouble of doing it herself.
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lifted from  carm3nsandi3go |
[27 Mar 2003|09:49pm] |
Test Results
| You think of yourself as being sensous, vibrant, sexy, and alive. | | Others think of you as being independant, arrogant, self sufficiant, and crafty. | | Your relationships can be described as serene, powerful, tranquil, and endless. | | When stressed, you feel isolated. |
Take this test here.
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[27 Mar 2003|07:49am] |
Today's scripture is John 15:12-13
"This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have
loved you. Greater love hath no man than this, that a manlay
down his life for his friends."
Love. It is the first and foremost command Jesus gave us, yet all
too many believers neglect to follow it. I'm talking about believers
who can quote tremendous amounts of scripture and who may
speak the Name of Jesus 35 or 40 times a day, yet they're rough
and insensitive to the needs of their friends and family. They're so
busy "serving God," they don't have time to serve people. Strife is
their hallmark.
When you're in that condition, the Name of Jesus won't work. Faith
won't work because the Bible says that faith works by love. In fact,
none of the gifts of the Spirit will work if you don't have love. First
Corinthians 13 says so.
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| YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN |
[27 Mar 2003|06:32am] |
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything, you don't work for!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. And if you are a citizen of the United States start speaking the language.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, which branch of the Government he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.
Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents, a married man and woman.
I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies even if you are President of the United States.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices...again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back!
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I am listening to the new Hootie and the Blowfish CD. And it is GOOD! so shoot me already!
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| more quotes from the Book of Zingers |
[26 Mar 2003|12:33pm] |
It lakes a long time to feather a nest when you are on a wild
goose chase.
It is better to die for something than to live for nothing.
Doing things by halves may be worthless because it may be the
other half that counts.
Morale is when your hands and feet keep on working when your head
says it can't be done.
Commitment to Christ should go hand in hand with commitment to
his Church.
-- Croft M. Pentz, The Complete Book of Zingers (Wheaton: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc., 1990).
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Holy Crap Batman! anonymooz rearranged my bedroom for me. DAMN IT LOOKS GREAT!
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| Subject: A very good question |
[25 Mar 2003|01:11pm] |
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After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured 1,000; President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down
and punished.
After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible
would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000; Clinton promised that those responsible! would be hunted down and
punished.
After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
Maybe if Clinton had kept his promise, an estimated 3,000 people in New York and Washington, D.C. that are now dead would be alive today.
And, now that Bush is taking action to bring these people to justice, we have opponents charging him with being a war monger...
AN INTERESTING QUESTION:
This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in show.
Without casting stones, it is a legitimate question.
There are two men, both extremely wealthy. One develops relatively cheap software and gives billions of dollars to charity.
The other sponsors terrorism. That being the case, why was it that the Clinton Administration spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over the past eight
years than Osama bin Laden?
THINK ABOUT IT!
Sincerely,
Cmdr Hamilton McWhorter
USN(ret)
Remember:
The Alamo
Pearl Harbor
9-11-01
The Clinton Years- All Truly American Disasters!!!
"Life is what happens while you are busy making
other plans."
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