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Being a Fool [12 Aug 2003|09:39am] Why is it that I'm a sucker for guys that do stupid stuff? I was at home yesterday trying to figure out whether to go visit a cousin of mines or just bum around when someone knocked on my door. I answered it just to see this cute looking guy standing there staring at me, then a piece of paper, then me, then the piece of paper. I was like, "Can I help you bub?" He was all embarrassed and what not talking about he had the wrong place. Actually, he was just a door off..go figure. Anyways he went on his way. An hour later, he showed up again (obviously I had made the decision to stay home) and flat out asked me out. That was pretty brave of him if you ask me. So I'm going to give him a chance. Wanna ride?

WTF? [11 Aug 2003|01:06pm] You are 19% geek OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you. Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com Wanna ride?

[11 Aug 2003|12:03pm] The plot thickens....acutually a move to Florida thickens. I moved in with a friend! To beautiful, exciting, gorgeous Tampa! That is all. Wanna ride?

Horrible [13 Apr 2002|05:05pm] [ mood | stressed ] Everything is horrible now. My Cuz, me, her now X-boyfriend, my job are all horrible. 2*will go for a ride/ Wanna ride?

Strip! [05 Apr 2002|09:00pm] [ mood | artistic ] Well I got back into my original "job" but I will not disclose at what club because I don't need to be stalked or followed or whatever! My Cuz came with me when I auditioned to "support" me but most of the time she was covering her eyes. The boss liked my skills and hired me to work that night. My Cuz wanted to stay but I told her to go home. I didn't want her to stay with all those guys that were going to head on in! Wanna ride?

Grrrrrrrrrrr! [05 Apr 2002|02:30am] How do people manage to just get on your bad side in a instant? And I just got this job! Grrrrr! So pissed!!! So pissed!! I hate this! Things were going so good, I got along with my new co workers, getting tips and all then this group of guys show up. Rowdy. So we're dancing, getting a lot of good tips from this rowdy bunch (they were drunk!) Well there was this asian guy with some blond chick (fake as u know what!) Grrrr I'm so pissed! They asked for a lap dance and I go and dance for the guy then the chic was like "I dance better than her. Why pay when you can get it for freee!" I was like What the fuck? But whatever, I'm getting paid by money that could be spent on her plastic ass! Well after the dance, that chick just had it for me just being loud and acting up! Everytime I was up, she stood up, mocking me, dancing infront of her man. So after my dance I decided to tell the boss that I'm heading out and he gave me the okay. I was so annoyed I hope they don't come back at all. Wanna ride?

Parts of the state...You know you're from... [04 Apr 2002|03:06pm] You're on the West Coast when . . . * You make over $250,000 and still can't afford to buy your own house. * The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone. * The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. * You know how to eat an artichoke. * You drive to your neighborhood block party. ================================ You're in New York when . . . * You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan. * You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. * You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. * You think Central Park is "nature." * You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. * You've ever worn out a car horn. * You think eye contact is an act of aggression. ================================= You're in Alaska when . . . * You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco. * Halloween costumes fit over parkas. * You have more than one recipe for moose. * Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. * The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction. ================================= You're in the South when . . . * You get a movie and bait in the same store. * "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural. * after a year you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?" * "he needed killin' " is a valid defense. ================================= You're in Colorado when . . . * You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. * You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care. * A pass does not involve a football or dating. * The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail. * Your bridal registry is at REI. =============================== You're in the Midwest when . . . * You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. * Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. * You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day. * You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall, I wanna go with." * Your first job was detasseling. * When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different." Wanna ride?

Weekend or bust (review) [31 Mar 2002|09:42pm] [ mood | aggravated ] I'm not going to do a back entry today, but here's my weekend synopsis: FRIDAY NIGHT Well the movies were okay, my Cuz picked out the movie but I don't even remember the name of it! Well afterwards, me, Cuz and Shannon went off to the strip club called Bare Elegance. The guy at the door almost turned us away because of my Cuz, she looks to young but Shannon's charms and my wanting to check out for a job got us in. Strip clubs usually don't really like a gaggle of girls but we weren't even a gaggle! Well this place looks nice, the girls are pretty, and it's a good thing I got implants, so I would fit in with this group! We watched for awhile then Shannon finally went up to the stage to tip one of the girls (she just kept on saying "I wanna go and tip one of them" over and over that I told her just do it already!) My Cuz freaked out, saying "What is she doing?! Is she allowed to go up there?" I was laughing, and I laughed even more when Shannon laid on the stage while the girl did some sexy body dance ontop of her. My Cuz had this funky looking facial expression and I almost choked on my drink! She was so shocked. We stayed there for twenty minutes, I got to talk to one of the girls about the job and it sounds pretty good. SHe thinks I would have a real good chance of getting a job. So we leave and checked out another club....giyah it was right on the tip of my tounge! Well there's one asian girl there already and she was wearing a school girl outfit (a la Britney Spears) Didn't have much boobs or butt but she smiled a lot. So I turned to my Cuz and said "Hey, you want a lap dance?" She shook her head quick but me and Shannon got that girl to do one on my Cuz! LOL! I was laughing so hard! My Cuz couldn't look at the girl, she covered her eyes and was squealing when the girl was rubbing against her! My poor Cuz! We had to leave after that because my Cuz was so pissed off, she didn't even talk to me after that, she talked to me through Shannon. SATURDAY My Cuz still didn't talk to me. She got up, called somebody, got dressed and headed out. I was home alone. Den/Dan (sorry I keep giving two names like this but I don't know how to spell it) stopped by, looking for my Cuz (yah right?!). I told him she wasn't here, was about to slam the door on his face when he pushed his way in. He apologized about the stripping thing, said he was being a pig and being rude. I accepted but I told him to leave anyways. I went walking afterwards, came back home and my white neighbor, some college guy, was like "Hey!" I said Hi back but then he just started talking. HE talked and I was too tired to even care then he mentioned something about seeing me at one of the strip clubs yesterday. Man, I was like Great now what? He said how that was cool and all then he popped the question "So if you want, we could go to a coffee shop or something to hang out." Why the hell did I say Yes? Sunday Cuz is still not talking to me (this is amazing!) She did some house cleaning while I got ready to head out for this "hanging out" date. She didn't even ask me where I was going or anything! SO I left. THe neighbor took me out in his BMW (nice car) and we ended up at StarBucks. We talked and talked and everything seemed to be cool till he started brining up his "asian fetish fantasy" That's so annoying to me! He saw that asian chick at the strip club and just kept on going on about her and blah! How he should be asian and blah! I lost my thirst for my vanilla mocha and was dying for this "hanging out" to end. After starbucks, he wanted to take me out to the beach but it wasn't that warm for crying outloud so I made up some excuse and we went home. My Cuz wasn't even home now. I wonder how long she's going to do this to me. Wanna ride?

ROTFL [29 Mar 2002|08:45pm] GIyaH!!! Oh my stomach is hurting because I'm laughing at my Cuz! We're going to catch a movie then go to the clubs and she comes out dressed like we're going to some formal or prom or something! She asks "What am I suppose to where to those clubs?" ROTFL..so fucking hilarious! Poor Cuz! Gotta go! !@ 1*will go for a ride/ Wanna ride?

Back to Stripping [29 Mar 2002|03:02pm] Well I have the newspaper on my lap, the telephone book beside the computer and I'm trying to find decent strip clubs to start going to. I'm going to end up dragging my Cuz and her white friend Shanon along so we can just check out the places, see what it's like. It'll be my Cuz's first time in a strip club as well so she's all freaked out about it. My Cuz is so funny! She tells me I'm brave for stripping. Wanna ride?

Loser [29 Mar 2002|01:48pm] Okay, Den/Dan has made a serious loser comment to me while me,my Cuz and him were out just shopping around. Well as we're walking around in search of g-strings (for me of course), my Cuz wanders off because she spots something interesting (she's never been to a "Erotic"/stripper clothing design store before), Den/Dan hangs out with me. He's then like, "So where are you going to work and can I get a free lapdance? You know, hook a fellow asian up?" Giyah! That got on my nerve. He asked like three times, when my Cuz wasn't around so it started to annoy me way too much. I never replied I just continued shopping with him trailing after me like some dog. So then finally he gets really close to me (I was shocked) and he whispered in my ear "##### won't mind. If not, you can do a private dance at my place." I slapped him and pretty hard then I headed out the store, back to my Cuz's car and stayed there till she came looking for me. I wanted to tell her the crap that loser told me but I said No I don't want to fuck anything up. I just told her I felt dizzy and needed to lie down. She didn't see me when I slapped Dan/Den so.. Wanna ride?

His name is Den or Dan or something that sounds like that? [19 Mar 2002|05:15pm] [ mood | contemplative ] Well I'm looking for jobs and still thinking of that guy, his name is Den or Dan or something like that I don't know buy Cuz pronounces it as "Den". The smell of his cologne is still in my nose, it's like he's standing around here and I can smell him! Giyaaah! My Cuz is one lucky girl. I wonder if they have any real future plans (you know, like marriage or something)? Wanna ride?

Giyaaaaaahhh! [19 Mar 2002|11:47am] I say "giyaaaaahh" a lot! I say when I'm pissed, surprised, thinking, looking, anything okay. Anyways I said it under my breath when I saw my cousin's boyfriend for the first time. All I have to say is where the hell did she find this fine a$$ thing from??? It's not fair I tell ya and he's here. Good looking, buff, good looking with a smile that kills. Ya see I was cleaning her place for her, waiting for her to retire from school, and I hear a knock. I wasn't going to even answer the door because I don't know who it is, I'm new here. Well I decided to just use the peeper hole and I almost said giyaaaah outloud when I saw him. I said to myself let me check him out by seeing what he needs? But I wasn't dressed to impress (sweats and a t shirt wow). But I didn't have time to run and change so I said what the hell I'll see him once. I opened the door and he stared at me then asked for my cousin (I'll call her Cuz since I won't use her real name to protect the innocent...) I told him she should be on her way in from school. So he gave me a nice smile (my heart was racing!) then he said he'll come by later. Stupid me let him go! She came home 15 minutes after he left. Man...I still think of him but he's Cuz's BF. I asked her about him and she said they've been together for a year. Still not fair. I have to slap myself to remind me that he's hers Maybe. This is bad. Wanna ride?

Ahhh home sweet home [19 Mar 2002|07:41am] Well I'm here in CalifornIA! My cousin is cool she's cool like me. That's all for now. Wanna ride?

Busy, packing, sending, panicky [11 Mar 2002|03:47pm] [ mood | drained ] So busy trying to get prepared to leave this place (moving is a bitch! not to mention packing!) I'm sending half of my crap through the mail to my cousin and it's costing me but hey, at least I don't have too much. I had to quit dancing eventhough I'm tempted to go back just to make some more money just to have. My boss is shocked that I'm leaving so soon and so is my friend (only stripper friend/colleague). Whatever, I gotta go. 3*will go for a ride/ Wanna ride?

All systems go! [07 Mar 2002|06:45am] [ mood | cheerful ] [ music | Bootylicious-Destiny's child ] My cousin (yes!) gave me the thumbs up to come and stay with her! So happy and relieved! Wanna ride?

My First Entry [04 Mar 2002|10:54pm] [ mood | cheerful ] [ music | Her Sassy Kiss-Cool World ] Uhm..well this is my first entry, right before I head off to work too. Juggling school and dancing isn't an easy thing but somebody's got to do it right? I have an audience to please, probably the same group of guys showing up just to oggle as usual. But I won't be seeing them for long...I'll be on the move pretty soon, to live with my cousin in California hopefully.*crosses fingers* I'm looking forward to a change of scenery. Wanna ride?

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