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[29 Jun 2002|03:28am] |
GG bagel girl getting my phone number. GG someone not staying long enough for me to put moves on her =) .
GG.
GG.
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[27 Jun 2002|04:28pm] |
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<[Mo_sH]denialv2> 2 guys are sitting at the end of a bar, and 1 guy says, hey is that hitler? and the other guys says hmm idk.. go ask him...
<[Mo_sH]denialv2> So the guy walks up to the hitler looking guy, and says, are you hitler? hitler says. why yes, i am
<[Mo_sH]denialv2> So the guys asks him what hes going to do next
<[Mo_sH]denialv2> Hitler says, i'm going to kill 6000 jews and 1 clown.
<[Mo_sH]denialv2> and the guy asks him
<[Mo_sH]denialv2> Why the 1 clown?
<[Mo_sH]denialv2> hitler replies, you see, no one really cares about the jews..
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[25 Jun 2002|07:24pm] |
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btw. i didnt make this
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[25 Jun 2002|03:19pm] |
wtf. i had some weird dream that me and matt were in spanish class and went on a trip to europe. the teacher was like, our hotel is in germany, but we will take a bus to spain. we walked up this spiral case for like 5 minutes to get on the plane. and it was some ghetto no name plane so i thought we were gunna die. then some hot chick in front of me tells me she wants me.so i get up and look below her neck and shes a huge fat ass. then i sit down.
next we were outside the hotel, and for some reason there was this gay spic party in the backyard and it was really loud. it was hurting everyones ears and shit. Dom was w/ me and matt, and he saw 3 motorcycles behind a fence and said "lets take 'em". so we hop over and all of them turn on but mine. mine keeps stalling (like woz's bike) and they take off w/ out me. mine goes on every now and then. when i was like a 10 min ride/walk away i realize i left my backpack w/ that weird gun in it. so i had to walk the bike back.
i had this gun that switched into different ones, it was weird.
for some reason matt was swinging around this bag w/ folded $$ in it, and dan sweeny saw it. so he tried to grab it outa his hands and i ripped it outa dan sweeny's hands. then dan jumped on my back and i smashed him in the face behind my head w/ the gun. when he was on the floor i shot his legs out.
then i was living in some house above the deli down the block.
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[24 Jun 2002|12:56am] |
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[23 Jun 2002|12:59am] |
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Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk
And by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl
And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
And everything's spinning
You're beginin' to think women are swimming in pink linen again in the sink
Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guiness is finished
You are now allowed to officially slap bitches
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
Get in your car, start it, and start drivin'
Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up
Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Look at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin'
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
Let me out of this place
I'm outta place, I'm in outer space
I've just vanished without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow
I'll be back in an hour or so
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[22 Jun 2002|06:07pm] |
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last nite was most interesting.
went to ians shin-dig, drank lots.
walked home w/ scott, a cop saw me drinking, stumbling around the streets. so he made me empty my beers.
then the most interesting part.... outside my house.
for SOME strange reason, i forgot that i had a key. and i was making plans on getting into my house. i hopped over the 7' wooden fence to get into the backyard, slicing my arms up and dropping everything outa my pockets. then i knocked on the door. dont remember anything after i knocked. next thing i realized i was on my couch in the basement hitting up a Super drunk lie down w/ my parents going "HES DRUNK!!, HES BLEEDING!!!!".
my tongue ring was missing and i thought, FUCK ME I MUST OF SWALLOWED IT. turns out i conviently put it in my pocket so i wouldnt choke to death in my sleep.
i woke up the next day. my dad said he found my ID on the floor in my backyard, and a some beers. i just walked outside and saw my knife and a beer.
WTF the cop made me pour my beer out, i think the beer fairy paid me a visit last nite.
Fence 1
Alan 0
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[21 Jun 2002|12:21am] |
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lookin good.
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[19 Jun 2002|04:36pm] |
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Marilyn Manson - target audience (narcissus narcosis) |
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Hm... i dont get why a lot of people who i DONT like read my journal.
a lot of people who i dont talk to also read my journal.
i know my life is so amazing, its hard not to read my LJ..................
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[19 Jun 2002|12:39am] |
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Nine Inch Nails - Wish |
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let me sum up the past couple of days.
12 pack coors light is 7.99
never drink when ur tired and pass out, especially if the person has lots of couch coushins and a digital camera.
"OH NO NOT YOU AGAIN!"
hRnia
PUSH-A
SHO-MOOOOOKE
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[15 Jun 2002|07:40pm] |
MaoZeAl: hammer
OZZY IS GOD 3: psst, http://192.168.1.2:8180
MaoZeAl: WTF
MaoZeAl: FUCK U
MaoZeAl: and ur worm
OZZY IS GOD 3: lol
OZZY IS GOD 3: yeah really
OZZY IS GOD 3: ha
OZZY IS GOD 3: wtf
MaoZeAl: did u see that?
MaoZeAl: when it sent it to me?
OZZY IS GOD 3: yes
OZZY IS GOD 3: wow, http://192.168.1.2:8180
OZZY IS GOD 3: WTF!
MaoZeAl: FUCK U
MaoZeAl: HAHAHHA
MaoZeAl: HAX
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[15 Jun 2002|12:59am] |
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lets just say moving 1,200 desk-chairs for the regents on saturday is a lot more work than it seems to be.
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[13 Jun 2002|01:16pm] |
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Well, the shot police broke down dereks front door and emptied a clip into everyone there.
enough said.
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[12 Jun 2002|09:22am] |
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Arsquared - Done To Me (Remix) |
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i remember these guys. def good stuff, they live in farmingdale.
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[06 Jun 2002|05:28pm] |
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[06 Jun 2002|08:55am] |
def got a side custodian job at the high school on the 14th. 3pm, gotta help bring chairs for the regents exams on saturday.
$$$
$$$
$$$
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[05 Jun 2002|05:56pm] |
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Nine Inch Nails - The Wretched |
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YAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Custodian Al is back.
just recieved a letter from farmingdale schools.
i start june 24th, $13 an hour. 40 hours a week.
gotta get a phsyical exam and finger printed. w00t.
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