Date:	2003-09-20 01:48
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	exhausted

I am a very, very sleepy Bea. The sleepiest Bea that ever did crawl the earth I am.

Hold me?

"When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?"

~Henry Rollins

I'm valid. Are YOU valid?

https://fortress.wa.gov/dol/ddl/dsd/

Dear Beatrix,

Please rinse the shampoo out before you put the conditioner in.

Love and french braids,
Your Hair.

Morpheus


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It's official. I have the time off approved, come October 10th discord5 and I are heading our jaded asses to the wilds of beautiful Southern Idaho so that I can hunt for my grandmother's gravesite. I've never seen it. My mom swears up and down that we got out of the car at the funeral, but this is the same woman who once forgot how to say the word "banana" in the grocery store.

The coolest part is that I don't even know where she is. My mother also does not remember the name of the cemetary. But, since I'm related to half of the nearest town to it and my grandpa was the postmaster someone is going to know where she is. I'm almost as excited about not really knowing where to go as I am going to be when I find her.

Road trip. Good for the soul. Indeed.

I'll just sum myself up in one word and y'all can agree, or disagree, or agree to disagree, or eat green beans, or whatever.

My word is delicious

my roommate is sleeping with her ex girlfriend's boyfriend

the sexual politics in my house rule!!!

Date:	2003-09-10 17:07
Subject:	My interview with confoozed
Security:	Public

1. You stumble upon this CD/Tape/Eight track/Record music store, and you are allowed to pick one, and only one album from the store. This store has every single album that has ever been printed. Ever. What ONE do you grab for your personal collection?

The Jack Kerouac Collection (a 2-cd set counts, right?), since that is the only album I have consistently wanted to own for 3 years and counting now, but it's about $50.00.

2. You just had your birthday, who got you what?

Cody gave me the new special fan edition of Empire Records and part of my road trip to Massachussettes, Lyss gave me a Powerpuff Girls game, Smudge gave me a book on faeries, The Bad Girl's Guide to the Open Road, and a dancing hamster, my friend Erin gave me contraband literature, Shannon and Walker gave me an orange chenille pillow and The Virgin Suicides on dvd. Most importantly lots and lots of people gave me great happy birthdays and a great time at my picnic. I know i am forgetting some stuff on that list...

3. Every kid reads the same books in school, or damn near. (The mandatory ones.) If you could introduce one book to that list that all the kids have to read, what book would you choose and why?

The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster. I credit it with my introduction to learning about words and numbers in a creative, not-set-in-stone way. They are things that can be played with and turned upside down and get you in trouble if you let them.

4. You have 48 hours to live, how do you spend those hours? (Who, what, when, where, why, how)

Driving accross the country as far as I can, as fast as I can, stopping at every little ghost town and hysterical landmark I can find.

5. Is it better to burn out or fade away?
Fade away. To taper off gracefully instead of stop short.

anybody else wanna ask me somethin'?

I want to make jesus-shaped lollipops and sell them under the brand Sweet Jesus!

Your thoughts?

Date:	2003-09-08 19:50
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	devious
Music:	bjork-all is full of love

I'm not sure this qualifies as "mean" since I didn't insult him, I was just seeing how long I could get away with it for.


nagchampaman: Hi
babblefishus: l;skjoaighapoeriheprouy49p8u6294867slekfna;djklgh30w498yupguh
nagchampaman: what's that?
babblefishus: a;lfng;suahglaUH
nagchampaman: I don't get it?
babblefishus: lknoa098aoig;hw4p98u42986idf;lk
nagchampaman: nope...still nothing.
babblefishus: hdkwmkfjghalzpqp
nagchampaman: nope...still confused.
babblefishus: j j j i j k j k j k j k j k
nagchampaman: I should probably mosey along, hope you are having a good evening.
babblefishus: 393988537998!!!!!!!!!!

Date:	2003-09-07 14:53
Subject:	answer me dammit!
Security:	Public
Mood:	curious

1. What smell has the most effect on you and how?

2. In striving to become the best version of yourself possible, it is better to have humility or discipline? Why?

3. Crayons or oil pastels?

4. What do you feel is your closest counterpart in the insect world?

5. What one adventure would make life complete for you?

My inner child is six years old!

Look what I can do! I can walk, I can run, I can
read! I like to do stuff, and there's a whole
big world out there to do it in. Just so long
as I can take my blankie and my Mommy and my
three best friends with me, of course.


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Date:	2003-09-06 09:07
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	chipper
Music:	eminem

I am teaching myself two languages, I am teaching myself Russian again, I took two years of it with straight A's in high school but my last class was almost...*counts on fingers* 6 and a half years ago. So I'm trying to teach myself again, it's much harder than I thought it would be. Of course, this morning was my first lesson. Good thing I still have some of my work from school. Secondly I am teaching myself basic sign language with the Signing for Dummies book and cd-rom set. I figure, maybe it will be useful if I am to be a social worker, it will broaden my opportunities for employment. This week my job fantasy is to work as a bilingual social worker in a hospital.

I just saw a link at the bottom of my msn messenger window (*cough*sanguine79@hotmail.com*cough*) that said "Why is George Clooney still single?"

My first thought was "Because women will continue to fuck him without a committment for the rest of his freakishly chiseled throaty voiced life?"

I suspect I am right but noone will ever admit it.

Date:	2003-09-04 21:19
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	contemplative

So, maybe I'm ignorant. But if I'm condemned to ignorance I'm taking maydela and discord5 with me.

I just don't understand how a girl can get road head. While she's driving. I definately don't think it could happen in a manual. Maybe an automatic if she swung her leg over and used her left foot for the pedals but...still, why the fuss if it takes that much work?

two things

happy birthday to me!

and damn my feet are stinky.

Date:	2003-09-01 20:53
Subject:	..and i am a material girl
Security:	Public
Mood:	calm
Music:	groove armada

That's right, I took myself shopping for my birthday. And today is the first time I have owned brand-new clothing in over 2 years. Not counting things I have made or have been made for me.

2 new pairs of jeans (on sale AND buy one/get one 1/2 off)
6 pairs of hairsticks (buy one/get one 1/2 off)

it's like the retail gods were calling to me.

Plus, with my remaining gift certificate things from work I bought myself a $100 sephora.com gift certificate. I'm gettin' me a waxing kit and when discord5 stops completely breaking down he's going to let me wax his armpits!!! I also found grapefruit flavored lip balm. Ooooooooooooooh *swoon*

Happy Consumerist Birthday to me

Why does off-the-padded-wall shit like this keep happening?

Date:	2003-08-31 23:28
Subject:	am kleenex's wet dream
Security:	Public
Mood:	content

Well, squeetard just left to take Billy home to Missouri. She'll be back in about 10 days after visiting friends and family on the way back.

I am a big pussy, I cannot stop crying. I'm terrible with goodbyes, even when it is just a trip and the person is coming back. I just cannot handle people going away for a long time. I worry for them that something will happen.

On a happy note, I had a great dinner at my parents' house. There was no arguing, my mother didn't make a single snide comment that I know of. My siblings were nice to me, and the sister-in-laws talked to me and hugged me. This isn't normal, it was really great.