The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo
Hipsters, Oakland Raider Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
NAMBLA Members
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Militant Vegans, George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Preppie whores, DMV Employees, Gray Davis
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
General asshats, Bill Gates
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Scientologists, Creationists, Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands
The Pope, Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell