The eXile introduces… amateur Whore-R Stories!

by Travis Jones

Hi-Tech Whores: eXhole Travis Jones Finds Your iFriends Dreamgirl in Kostroma »»

This Passport is Not Valid

by John Dolan

You have to admire a magazine that devotes the cover of its first issue to a picture of an expat being run over by a Moscow taxi... »»

Michael Jackson's Babysitting Tips

Need to earn a 20-spot by babysitting your neighbors' kids, but feeling overwhelmed by inexperience? Your worries are over! »»

Bardak Calendar

The eXile’s Thanksgiving Day Dinner... KOCHEEN... CARDIGANS... Timo Maas... Timo Maas... »»

Kill Quentin, Kick Coens

by Mark Ames

Kill Bill is just stupid. What happened to Quentin Tarantino? Did the gods punish him? »»

Burundi: Heightism Rears Its Ugly Head

by Gary Brecher

They signed a “peace accord” on Burundi. I guess it makes some people feel better, but it doesn’t accomplish anything else... »»

Death Porn

God Strikes Podmoskovskoe... Psychic & Stupid... A Death Porn Thanksgiving Prayer... »»

Mandela Porn

by Natasha Marchetti

Oh Jesus, let me just start with one of my favourite morbid fascinations ... Body parts. »»

Share Thanksgiving With Us

The eXile is holding a contest for our readers. All you have to do is tell us what you are most thankful for this Thanksgiving... »»

Georgia Update: The Not-So-Great Game

by Mark Ames

When I was in Georgia two weeks ago, it amazed me how accessible all the opposition players were... »»

Chandra

by Denis Salnikov

CHANDRA - a French name for a French-style gentlemen’s club with a genuinely French owner... »»

Dr.Limonov’s Dialogue With a Voice About Thanksgiving

by Edward Limonov

To whom you are grateful, Edward, to Jesus Christ? No, I am grateful not to the humain-like God, but to unnamed cosmic force... »»

Cook's Corner!

by Shausha Shaleesa

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and the stomach’s also a way to get him to take his meds... »»

So So Sushi

by Peter Arenseberg

Can one ever have too much sushi? A couple of years ago I would have urged the negative... »»

Nostalgia for the Whip-Hand

by John Dolan

You have to hand it to the Tories. If you don’t, they’ll take it from you... »»

Your Letters

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In Brief

Baker Won’t Fly... Baker Won’t Fly... Stalin Or Hitler?... Another Boxing Writer... Breaking News: No Change... »»