I don't mean to sound like a complete ass, but I have no flippin clue why people get so up in arms about being asked for identification. I never go anywhere without my ID, ever. I guess it started with me being a smoker and looking as young as I do. I just got in the habit.
'Well I don't have it'
Well then I cannot (cash that check, give you money, tell you information on the account.)

Jesus people it's not rocket science. Carry your damn identification, it's just a good idea anyway.

I am starting to get so excited about tomorrow night's DIE anniversary! Just the idea of getting all dolled up with my swanky date makes me want to turn cartwheels!

:does a little happy dance:

Bryan and I are heading to the Merc tonight (are you shocked?? I sense shock ;)
Anyone else is coming out?

Nothing is quite as funny as the look of shame on your cat, when you hear a splash, hear her run out and realize that she fell in the toilet.

Grace of a cat indeed.

( Krush Groove meme.. wait that's not it.. )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Sinead O'Connor - TROY (The Phoenix From the Flame) (Push Remix)

Douglas this is terrible! How to survive the five treacherous worlds of IKEA..

Plffffft!
( A little smut for your pleasure! )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Tom Lehrer - Smut

From the creators of Amélie and The City of Lost Children:
Caro & Jeunet's futuristic comic feast Delicatessen · Jan 30 & 31
Tim Allen & Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest · Feb 6 & 7
James Stewart in Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window · Feb 13 & 14
Jack's back in Stanley Kubrick's The Shining · Feb 20 & 21
Japanese animation! Ghost in the Shell · Feb 27 & 28
Robert De Niro in Martin Scorsese's GoodFellas · Mar 5 & 6
The original 1940 fantasy! The Thief of Bagdad · Mar 12 & 13
Director's Cut of the Coen Bros' Blood Simple · Mar 19 & 20

"Lost in Translation," a story of two lonely Americans who find friendship in a Tokyo hotel, collected three awards, including best comedy film, best comedy actor for Bill Murray and best screenplay for Sofia Coppola, who wrote, produced and directed the film.

Current Mood: thrilled!
Current Music: Jaan Pehechaan Ho - Mohammed Rafi

The da in Tolerable Cruelty

In this fully-fledged masterpiece, theda (Catherine Zeta-Jones) is a Canadian soldier with a pet squirrel. She elects to get to balzacq (Dougray Scott) before the vile tundrababe (Jane Seymour) employs him. After equipping herself with lots of guns, she sneaks into a subterranean submarine. Like sands through the hourglass, so will be the ticket sales for this movie.

Produced by ianiceboy

Damn that vile tundrababe!!!!

Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: invader zim - Obey the Fist