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Wednesday, May 23rd, 2001
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5:22 pm
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| Tuesday, May 22nd, 2001
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1:18 pm - i made up a survey!
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THE SEX SURVEY
[this is not for virgins. well. unless you're delusional, fill it in idealistically or something.]
1. where did you have sex the first time ever?
- in a bed. how dull.
2. who was it with?
- josh.
3. did you like them a lot?
- yes.
4. do you now?
- umm.. no.
5. do you like having sex with girls or boys more?
- boys. girls are nicer to play with though.
6. which sex do you find the most attractive?
- girls!
7. what is your favourite position?
- on my front, spreadeagle. phwoarr.
8. do you talk dirty/like others to talk dirty to you?
- i don't talk dirty. i sometimes like it when others do, but it's easy to sound like a complete idiot and not be able to contain your laughter.
9. weirdest place you have ever had sex?
- in an abandoned building by the waterfront. mwahaha.
10. weirdest person you have ever had sex with?
- *****. [shudder]
11. ever had an STD?
- nope.
12. form of contraception that makes you happiest?
- the pill.
13. do you have fantasies about old men/women?
- no.
14. are you mono or polyamorous?
- mono.
15. any particular reason why?
- it suits me for the time being.
16. is sex=love true for you or not?
- not always. but mostly.
17. do you like to roleplay?
- yes.
18. what _really_ turns you off?
- bad breath. sloppy kisses. an unwillingness to give me head :D
19. what _really_ turns you on?
- a good kisser. seriously. this does it for me, every time.
20. favourite place to have sex?
- probably in a bed. especially in winter. does that make me boring?
21. how many sexual partners have you had?
- four.
22. how many of them are/were good friends?
- three.
23. ever slept with your best friend's sexual partner?
- haha.. erm.. no..
24. did the best friend find out?
- %^(_*&%^&$(&
25. what happened?
- i am not telling.
26. ever had phone sex?
- no. people have tried to get me to have phone sex time and time again -- sorry, i'm not interested.
27. ever met someone from the internet with the express purpose of fucking them?
- no.
28. did you actually end up doing it?
- pass.
29. do you own any sex toys?
- two vibrators and various other things.
30. ever been to a strip club?
- no.
31. or a massage parlour?
- no.
32. have you had sex while you were tied up?
- yes.
33. have you had sex while someone _else_ was tied up?
- yes.
34. done that 'sex with foods' thing?
- uhh.. not _really_. and no, i have never masturbated with a cucumber or something similar.
35. best song to have sex to?
- 'instant pleasure', rufus wainwright. or generic techno.
36. favourite part of sex?
- foreplay/oral sex.
37. do you like flavoured or plain condoms?
- well, it's not like i've ever gone down on a guy wearing one. what's the point?
38. fish or chicken?
- chicken.
39. what's the best sort of sex?
- hard and fast usually.
40. how many pornographic movies have you seen in your entire life?
- err.. quite a few.
41. do you have a favourite?
- i don't know the name of it :(
42. how about a favourite porn star?
- nope.
43. have you been into a sex shop before?
- yessss.
44. did you buy anything?
- hell yeah!
45. do they know you by name?
- ...almost.
46. do they know you as "that weird one with the chicken leg fetish"?
- no! it wasn't me! really!
47. does the thought of ones' parents having sex repulse _everyone_?
- yessss.
48. ever get depressed because your dog is getting laid more than you?
- nope.
49. do you fantasize about celebrities? who?
- angelina jolie. well, i don't fantasize about her.. she's just sexy.
50. complete the sentence: i want ___ .
- sex!
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| Sunday, May 13th, 2001
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3:25 am
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oh yes. reminder.
my actual journal is at notafish, because it is my job to be difficult. thank you for your attention.
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| Friday, May 11th, 2001
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3:00 pm - a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt.
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i'm sorry. i just can't help myself.
-Full Name - amelettina may pantaloons. or whatever.
-Sex - girlie.
-Birthday - september thirteenth.
-Where Do You Live - wellington.
-Are You A Flirt - i can be. i have to be pretty confident around that person, though. which generally i am not, if i don't know them very well.
-Shoe Size - seven and a half, ish.
-Hair Color - blue-black. with blue streaks in the front.
-Eye Color - pale blue/grey/green.
-First Crush - jonathan taylor thomas! haahah.
-Righty Or Lefty - rightola.
-Hobbies - writing, photography, riding public transport, procrastinating, etc.
-What's Your Sign - sheep crossing.
ON FRIENDS-
-You Go To For Advice - uhm. greg helen cammy.
-You've Dreamt About - probably all of them.
-You Tell Your Dreams To - greg and camilla.
-You Tell Secrets To - it depends on what the secret is about.
ON GUYS -
-Boxers Or Briefs? - boxers. PLEASE.
-Long Or Short Hair? - probably short.
-Tall Or Short? - tall.
-6 Pack Or Muscular Arms? - muscular arms.
-Hat Or No Hat? - hat! HAT!
-Ears Pierced Or Not? - probably not.
-Tan Or Fair? - Pallid As Fuck.
-Freckles Or None either? - freckles. but not lots. just a few.
-Stubble Or Neatly Shaved? - i could swing either way. but, preferably shaved.
-Accent Or No? - i like accents (french, german, canadian, scottish, lower brit) but i could live without.
-Tongue Ring Or Not? - neh.
ON GIRLS -
-Boxers Or Bikini Panties - g-string! tee hee. actually, all three are good.
-Painted Nails Or Not Painted - i like painted nails, but not if they're done perfectly.. too boring. i also don't like red nails.
-Bra Or Sports Bra - bra, but not lacy. sports bras are disgusting.
-Sorta Dressy Or Casual - depends on the occasion.
-Brunette Or Blonde - BRUNETTE!
-Long Or Short Nails - short.
-Good Girl Or Bad Girl - bad girl.
-Hair Up Or Down - either.
-Hair Long, Medium Or Short - either or.
-Jewelry Or Not - jewellery.
-Tall Or Short - medium.
-Full Or Thin Lips - normal -> full.
-Skirt Or Dress - skirt.
-Tan Or Fair - fair.
-Freckles Or Not - no.
-Pretty Indoor Chick Or Sporty Chick - 'indoor'..? i guess.
-All American Or Grunge - tee hee, grunge.
-Accent Or None - accent = good all the time.
ON PREFERENCES-
-Chocolate Milk Or Hot Chocolate - hot chocolate.
-Marry Perfect Lover Or Perfect Friend? - lover = friend.
-Root Beer or D.r Pepper - dr. pepper.
-Sappy/Action/Comedy/Horror - comedy/horror.
-Coffee/Cappucino/Espresso/Tea - latt?. wank.
-Cats Or Dogs - dogs. cats make me sneeze.
-Mud Or Jello Wrestling - jello.
-With Or Without Ice Cubes - with.
-Milk Chocolate/Dark Chocolate/White Chocolate - milk.
-Sunny Or Rainy - sunny.
-Winter/Spring/Summer/autumn - summer/autumn.
-Cereal Or Toast - neither.
-Night or day? - night.
-Gloves Or Mittens - mittttens!
-Dressed Or Undressed - partially dressed. purr.
-Chewing Gum Or Hard Candy - hard candy.
-Motor Or Sail Boat - sail boat.
-Light On Or Off - on.
YOUR FAVORITES-
-Colour - cannot.
-Number - --
-Fav. Subject - psych.
-Sport To Play - gymnastics, croquet.
-Sport to watch - Endurance. that japanese game show.
-Alcoholic Drink - mood dependant.
THIS OR THAT-
-Truth Or Dare - both.
-Ocean Or Pool- pool.
-Silver Or Gold - silver. i think gold is yucky.
-Diamonds Or Pearls - pearls.
-Armaggedon Or Independence Day - armageddon. i don't care what people say, i still think ben affleck is sexy.
-Sunrise Or Sunset - sunset.
-Crushed Ice Or Cubed - cubed.
-Ice Cream Or Ice Cream Bar - depends.
MISC. QUESTIONS-
-Do you like school or did you? - i didn't like normal school. tertiary stuff is a lot better, though.
-Do you like to talk on the telephone? - sometimes.
-Do you have your own line? - yes, but the internet runs through it 24/7.
-Do you like to dance? - yes, but i'm bad at it.
-Have you ever been skinny dipping? - no.
-Have you ever thought you were gonna die? - yes.
-Have you ever broken/fractured a bone? - no.
-Do you have any piercings? - not yet.
-Do you consider yourself a good listener? - ehhhh. sometimes.
-Can you swim? - not very well.
-Do you sing in the shower? - of course.
-Do you think cheerleading is a sport? - hahahaha.
-What color is your toothbrush? - bloo.
-What kind is it? - probably colgate or something.
-What are you wearing right now? - mismatched pyjamas.
current mood: soy un perdedor
current music: so why don't you kill me?
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| Saturday, May 5th, 2001
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11:55 am
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put on your red shoes and dance the blues!
there should definitely be a david bowie revival. there was a (really bad) busker doing (really bad) covers of bowie songs the other night, and {even though they were really bad) i couldn't help singing and dancing etc. in the bus-stop. G. was embarrassed. mahaha.
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| Tuesday, April 24th, 2001
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12:49 pm - oh dear god.
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do any of you know how standard deviation works? no matter what i do, my answers keep coming out wrong. and i have a stats test tonight. HELP HELP.
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| Friday, April 20th, 2001
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2:32 pm - el cu cuy.
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hi helena.
1: Full Name: amy may pantaloons.
2: Age: seventeen.
Have you ever....
3: Been kissed? often.
4: Done drugs? yes.
5: Eaten an entire box of Oreos? yes.
6: Been on stage? a lot.
7: Dumped someone else? twice.
8: Gotten in a car accident? no, which is lucky, because my ex-boyfriend has a talent for them.
9: Watched "Punky Brewster"? no.
10: Been in love? of course.
Favorites...
11: Shampoo: Lush ones.
12: Toothpaste: colgate anything.
13: Soap: Lush soaps. tee hee. lush lush i love you!
14: Type of soup: chicken and sweet corn / pumpkin.
15: Room in your house: my bedroom.
16: Instrument: cello.
EITHER/OR...
17: Coffee or hot chocolate? hot chocolate.
18: Big or little? little. unless we're talking male genitalia (but that would be deviant).
19: Lace or satin? satin.
20: New or old? both.
21: Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt? they both constantly look like they're going to cry. it's annoying.
22: Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? they both have nice smiles. but jared leto has the eyes.
23: Vogue or Material Girl? vogue.
24: Jeans or cords? corduroys.
25: Sweater or sweatshirt? neither. 'sweat' anything isn't nice.
26: T shirt or tank top? singlet.
27: Skirt or dress? skirt.
28: Wool or cotton? wool makes me itchy.
29: Rose or Lily? lily.
30: The way it is or the way it was? the way it might be.
31: Oldies or pop? neither.
32: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? yes.
33: Do you have a best friend? yes.
In the last 24 hours, have you...
34: Cried? no.
35: Helped someone? yes.
36: Bought something? yes.
37: Gotten sick? yes.
38: Gone to the movies? no.
39: Gone out for dinner? yes.
40: Said "I love you"? a few times.
41: Written a real letter? no.
42: Moved on? yes.
43: Talked to an ex? nope.
44: Missed an ex? nope.
45: Written in a journal? yes.
46: Talked to someone you have a crush on? no.
47: Had a serious talk? no.
48: Missed someone? yes.
49: Hugged someone? yes.
50: Fought with your parents? sort of.
51: Fought with a friend? no.
Do you.....
52: Wear eye shadow? very rarely.
53: Put on a "front"? no.
54: Kiss on the first date? yes.
55: Have a crush on someone? no.
56: Eat with your mouth open? that is the most unattractive thing ever.
57: If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would it be? i still can't decide on this.
58: What color is your floor/carpet in your room? grey.
59: What was the last CD you bought? craig armstrong - spaces between us.
60: How did you spend last summer? this one just past? with my boy.
61: When's the last time you showered? yesterday. (i just woke up.)
62: Are you tired? yes.
63: Are you lonely? no.
64: Are you happy? i'm sort of nothing right now.
65: Are you wearing pajamas? yes!
66: Are you talking to someone online? nope.
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| Wednesday, April 4th, 2001
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8:50 pm - open the door and you will see.
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there are no secrets
make your move
set me free.
i leap on the bandwagon!
Past
1. When were you born: 13.09.83
2. Where were you born: wellington, nz.
3. What was your first grade teacher's name: mrs rhodes-robinson.
4. What was your first pets name and what was it: two black cats called fritz and floyd. i swung them by their tails. (they ran away..)
5. What was your worst accident (medical): never really had one.
6. What was your favorite cartoon: jem.
7. Who was your first best friend: christina hroch.
8. When was the first time you ever went on a plane: errmm.. hong kong when i was two.
9. Who was your first boyfriend: joshuaaaa o'connor-chen.
10. What was your favorite song when you were in the 5th grade: uhh. home alone?
11. What was your favorite movie in the 2nd grade: i wouldn't have a clue.
12. What did you want to be when you grew up: an actress or an author.
13. What used to be your favorite color: purple.
14. What was your favorite subject: reading and writing and naptime.
15. Did you ever wet your pants at school: no.
16. Did you ever get sent to the principal: yes. "i'm NOT very pleased to meet you, amy pantaloons." bitch. all because we used to tie a girl up in her raincoat..
17. Did you ever start a food fight: noo.
18. What was your worst fear: my parents getting divorced, i think.
19. What was your favorite toy: cabbage patch dolls.
20. Did you ever suck your thumb: no, and i hated people that did.
Present
21. What time is it: 4:43pm.
22. What's the date: 04.04.01
23. What grade are you in: first year university.
24. Who is your best friend: greg but helen rates pretty highly too.
25. What is your favorite movie: hmm i don't know.
26. What is your favorite song right now: cloudboy - pretty.
27. Do you have any pets: a yappy dog called blanchie.
28. If so what are their names: as above!
29. What is your favorite subject in school: psychology.
30. What color of hair do you have: braun. ick.
31. What kind of music do you listen to: ambient, techno stuffs, 'punk', gawffy things. etc.
32. Do you still watch cartoons: yes. i like ren&stimpy; and the powerpuff girls and, erm, random stuff.
33. What is your favorite TV. show: popular. grosse pointe. *hahaha* daria, downtown.
34. Do you get online often: mmmyup.
35. What's your worst fear: falling out of love and never finding it again?
36. What's your favorite color: bloo or purple or some pink. grey. black. LOTS.
37. What state do you live in: constant delirium.
38. Do you have a b/f g/f: yes.
39. What's your favorite type of food: indian or chinese or. italian.
40. Do you drive: i can but i don't.
Future
41. What do you want to be when you grow up: a criminal psychologist / author.
42. Do you want to go to college: i DO.
43. Do you want to get married: i'm not sure. i'll know when i'm olderrr.
44. If so at what age...if not why: unf.
45. Do you want to have kids: i wouldn't have them myself. the idea of childbirth terrifies me. i would adopt, if at all.
46. What kind of car do you want: a porsche boxster/911.
47. At what age do you think you'll live to be: depends on how i live the rest of my life.
48. Where do you want to live when you're 35: somewhere relaxing. i figure i'll have made all my money by then.
49. What movie do you want to see next Saturday night: requiem for a dream.
50. What time do you think you will go to bed when you're 70 (if you
plan to live that long): i wouldn't, for fear the incontinence would get me.
51. Do you think you will have the same friends as you do now: some.
52. Do you think everyone will be jealous of you at your 10th high
school reunion: if i went - oh yes, definitely. ha.
53. Do you want to be president of the U.S.: ew.
54. Do you want to walk on the moon: no. but there would be a nice view.
55. Do you want to be famous: yes.
56. What kind of housing do you want to live in: either a nice old house with lots of character and leadlight windows and seats by windows and a pretty garden with an archway.. or.. an ultramodern apartment. meheh.
57. What color do you think your hair will be when you're 50: grey :P
58. Do you think you will still have the same personality when you're
60: in some ways.
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Physical appearance
What do you most like about your body - hips or eyes.
And least - legs.
How many fillings do you have - lots.
Do you think you're good looking - sometimes.
Do other people - some.
What do you sound like - either very young or reasonably.. 'mature'.
Fashion
Do you wear a watch - no. i am going to buy a pocketwatch though, when i have $60.
How many coats and jackets do you own - umm. six.
Favorite pants/skirt color - black.
Favorite top/shirt color - red or black.
Most expensive item of clothing - hmm. my boots. or maybe some starfish clothing.
Most treasured - my black jacket with the husky hood. cute.
Boots or shoes - boots.
Scruffy or smart - both.
Your personality (general)
Extrovert or introvert - depends. i tend for extremes.
Are you confident - in some areas.
Do you like yourself - yes.
Are you popular - i have no idea.
Are you good academically - when i try. which isn't often. aie, slack me.
What do you have a really good knowledge of - serial killers.
Are you good at games which rely on intellect - i'm good at scrabble.
Fictional character you are most like - patrick bateman! aww PB, how we love you so.
Things friends say to you the most - &^%*&)%*&?
Can you speak another language - french and german. i would like to learn spanish and/or italian, but i can't roll my r's.
Your personality (specific)
Are you moody - hideously!
Use five words to describe what you feel inside - bubble bounce quirk pounce pop.
Do people know how you feel - i think so.
What would you change about your personality - i am too lazy.
Are you perceived wrongly - not a lot.
What drives you - thoughts of the future.
Worst fault(s) - insecure, jealous, impatient.
Your friends
Do your friends know you - yeah.
What do they tend to be like - amusing.
Are there traits in you that are universally liked - how should i know? i've never polled the entire universe as to my characteristics.
Few friends or many acquaintances - many acquaintances.
Can you count on them - most of them.
Can they count on you - yes. i have lots of digits.
Sex
Are you good at it - ask a current/past sexual partner.
Have you ever been criticized about your performance - no.
Does it ever leave you feeling empty - i tend not to have sex if i know that will happen (because i can tell).
What does it for you in a sex partner - consideration. is happy to engage in lots of foreplay.
Favorite parts of partners body during sex - mouth, genitals (obviously), hands.
Music/TV/Film/Books
Favorite bands ever - blah blah.
Most listened to bands currently - michael jackson. mahah. and le tigre.
Can you play an instrument - clarinet, piano, recorder (haha), guitar.
Type of music listened to - everything under the sun.
Type never listened to - ---
Books - american psycho, delta of venus, foxfire, wally lamb stuff, some francesca lia block (because i AM a stereotype).
Films - i can never be bothered with this question.
Tv Shows: popular, grosse pointe, downtown, daria.
current mood:  amused
current music: michael jackson, in the closet.
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| Friday, March 16th, 2001
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3:35 pm - beaucoup du surveys.
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date: 16.03.01
name - amy.
nicknames - amelettina, fucker, anusface, john the three-legged leperous antelope.
age - 17.
birthday - 13/09/83.
place of birth - vellinkton.
height - 5'6" ish.
eye colour - pale blue/green/grey.
righty, lefty, or ambidexterous - righty.
hair colour - dark brown, bleh, i want it red (coppery red) or midnight blue or something.
ethnic background - german, british.
email - paape@ihug.co.nz
religion - La Vey? maybe.
webpage - www.bigpenux.com
phone number - yeah. okay.
pets - a dog that pooes everywhere.
best friends - yes!
what...
sports are you active in? humping.
is the most recent movie you have seen? um.. Nurse Betty.
are you doing tonight? playing with my boy.
is your name backwards? yma!
was the last thing you ate? cadbury creme egg.
was the last book you read? being red - heather lynn.
was the last thing you said out loud? "what the fuck.."
do you think of true love? it's uhh.. nice.
is on your mousepad? i don't have one.
on the walls in your room? heads.
colour is your computer desk? wood colour.
colour pants do you have on right now? black.
type of deoderant do you use? rexona for boyyyyys.
song are you listening to or what was the last song you listened to? 'if i tell you' - lil kim.
is right next to you? lime fanta, another creme egg, airwaves, the virgin mary.
do you want to do when you grow up? enjoy myself.
do you look for in the opposite sex? lots of things. this would take a long time to explain.
do you...
believe in yourself? yes.
get motion sickness? i used to, badly. but i think i outgrew it.
have a pager? ew, no.
have a cell phone? i will do soon.
have a lava lamp? no.
if you...
could travel one place in the world, where would it be? noo yoik!
were a crayon what color would you be? purple with ~*~glitter~*~ (ha ha ha)
could have any car in the world, what would it be? porsche 356.
could have one wish in the world, what would it be? that aaron neville would get that goddamn ugly mole removed.
could have any occupation, what would it be? webdesigner, criminal psychologist, blah blah, actor, i don't know.
had a baby girl and a baby boy, what would you name them?
syphilus and uhh.. jesus.
could meet 3 people in the world, who would they be? i have eyeliner on my lip.
could have some sort of special power what would you want it to be? i'd like an orgasm machine thing. (see orgasmo.)
favorite...
candy? sour/bitter stuff and chocolate.
color? pink, purple, blue, grey.
color bra? black. or pink.
movie? 10 things i hate about you, se7en, und so weiter.
radio station(s)? no no no.
adam sandler flick? heh. Big Daddy or whatever.
thing to do on the weekend? be lazy.
memory? sitting in the whorehouse park with Greg before we were going out.
tv show(s)? daria, downtown, grosse pointe, popular. mahah.
band/group/singer? NO.
boardgame? twister.
magazine? neh.
drink? grapefruit joos. cranberry&raspberry; joos. lime fantaaa. raspberry stuff. blah BLAH.
food? &*^%(^*&%)(
flower? rose (typical!), daisy, sunflower.
animal? sloth, bunny.
holiday? halloweenie.
shampoo? wutever.
toothpaste? ditto.
ice cream? chocolate anything.
scent/flavor? raspberry, lemon, grapefruit.
have you ever...
gone skinny dipping? no.
been convicted of a crime? nooo.
drank alcohol? yez.
cheated on a test? yeth.
broken a bone? nae.
kissed? mm YES :D
gotten beat up? no. not really anyway.
random...
drinks with or without ice? with!
thing you thought of or said when you woke up? 'blech'.
rollercoasters; deadly or exciting? PEACHY KEEN!
pick a song that describes you? 'fucker' - the eels. (cammy says 'send me an angel' by real life. tee hee.)
when you meet a person of the oppositte sex, what do you notice first? their head.
last time you showered? this moooorning.
where do you want to go on your honeymoon? egypt and indiaaa! i don't actually want a honeymoon, because marriage scares me.
how is the weather right now? noice.
who was the last person you talked to on the phone? gleg.
how many kids do you want? 13,000!
with whom do you want them? john smathers!
how long do you wait to tell someone that you luv them? until i do. dumbdumb.
who do you wish you could see more often? cummy!
what would be something you would say to them? EAT MY BANANA CHILD.
would you ever kill your baby if you were pregnant? "kill your child"? you mean have an abortion? fuck yes.
would you want to know when you're going to die? no.
have you ever had an online relationship? um.
who do you admire? meeeeeeeeeeeee.
why? 'cause i am God.
this or that...[or that..]
coke or pepsi? toenail face.
1 pillow or 2? toupe.
adidas, nike or reebok? child labour!
pierce your nose or tongue? i would like a rooly big barbell that went through both, man that would be ^hardk0re^.
MTV or VH1? neither.
simple or complicated? complimacated.
law or anarchy? go die.
mom or dad? chicken leprosy.
black or white? plague.
happiness or depression? epilepsy.
internet or real life? autism.
balloons or streamers? helium balloooons.
grey or gray? gr3y.
sunrise or sunset? sunset.
x or o? xxxxxxxxx. but NOT sXe. ick.
sun or moon? la lune.
emerald or ruby? ruby.
chocolate or vanilla? chocolate.
hello or hi? HOWDY!
silver or gold? silver.
half empty or half full? i will suck your penis if you don't ask me this again, really, i will be that appreciative.
bacon bits or croutons? both. piggy.
mary kay or lancome? ew, neither.
more romantic...?
candles or darkness? candles.
flowers or chocolate? neither.
going out or staying in? staying in..
champagne or wine? beer maaate! ew.
bed or floor? bed.
what do you think of...
small children? tasty.
religion? overrated.
drugs? goon gumpas.
yourself? th00per.
the internet? full o' wanks.
your town? too small.
your best friend? good in bed.
your school? slack.
stereotypes? i CARE.
what would you do if...
someone cut all of your hair off in the middle of the night? iono. nothing.
someone dyed your hair in the middle of the night? be weirded out.
you were pulled out of your everyday life, and put into utter isolation? ^&(&$(*
someone stole your socks? hit them.
someone stole your computer? get another..
you found out that your signifigant other was cheating on you? cut his penis off and feed it to my dog.
all of your favorite bands were going on a tour together, coming to your hometown, but your parents wouldn't let you go? um, i would go anyway.
you fell on your ass on stage at school, in front of the whole school population? errr.. pretend i was autistic.
were told that you were moving tomorrow, away from all of your friends? would go.
Name // amy.
Date of birth // september 13, 1983
Male or Female // female.
Are you married, dating, or single? // 'dating'.
Are you a virgin? // haha. no.
If no, how old were you when you lost it? // 16.
On average, how many orgasms do you have a week? // depends. 6, 7?
Is this enough for you? // never enough.
Who is the sexiest man/woman alive? // um. jared leto? jonny lee miller? angelina jolie! milla jovovich! nadja auermann!
Would you cheat on your S.O. to be have sex with him/her? // i doubt it. a lot.
What's the best pick up line you've ever heard? // they all suck.
Did it work on you? // no.
If you used it, did it work for you? // pass.
At what age should children be taught about sex education? // age 7 onwards.
Should they be taught at home or in school? // both.
Even if she/he was the last person on earth and the fate of the human race depended on your mating, who would you NOT sleep with? // most people.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? // yes.
Are you/would you be comfortable doing the following in front of your S.O.:
a) showering // yes.
b) using the toilet // peeing, yes.
c) picking your nose // haha, no.
d) popping zits // not really.
e) flossing your teeth // don't care.
f) If you're a woman, changing a tampon // nooo. ick.
g) masturbating // yuz.
Are you good at math? // not really.
If so, how many times a week is a good number for sex? // i'll answer anyway. before work, after work, before sleep, during sleep. x 5 = 20. and sex alllll day saturday and sunday.
What's the ideal penis length? // my boy's.
Which is more important: girth or length? // girth.
Finish this sentence: Women's genitalia smells.. // fine if it's CLEAN.
Any truth to the theory that chocolate is better than sex? // sometimes. some sex is really bad (though i'm glad to say i haven't had that for about a year).
Sexiest bedtime apparel: // tight tshirt and panties. mahah. *purr*
Do you like it better to sleep alone or with someone? // with my boy. aww.
Of the people you sent this to, who would you like to do it with? // no one sent it! *sob*
current mood: tra la
current music: mineral, love letter typewriter.
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| Sunday, March 11th, 2001
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9:07 pm
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i put up a new layout. please tell me what you think.
bedbug.sekrets.org
i also need content ideas. cammy suggested i
bring back my old 'ask satan' section. maybe i
should change it from satan to something else.
would you send in questions? what do you
want from a personal website? call this
consumer research..
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| Friday, March 2nd, 2001
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5:46 pm - yay!
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okay, my page is up. here!
and all you people that said you'd sign up for my mailing list..
you better. or i'll sign you up myself. mahaha.
but yes, this has a journal on it, with lots of entries already. woo.
thus marks the end of livejournal, so you can delete me from your friends lists now. :*
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| Tuesday, February 27th, 2001
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10:52 pm
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if i put a mailing list type thing on my new site,
with super special secret squirrel type mailings
about twice a week or so..
would anyone sign up?
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| Sunday, February 25th, 2001
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2:04 pm
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isn't my new user picture pretty? (yeah, pretty wanky! har har!) mmm.
i am *actually* working on a design
for my page, and then this will be
out of action. i have so far written
3 entries in the other thing. it will
be uploaded when i have a whole
site. so sit tight.
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| Thursday, February 22nd, 2001
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| Wednesday, February 21st, 2001
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9:17 pm
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i have dirt on my toes. i watered the garden. i was grumpy when i started, and peaceful when i finished. i like gardens a lot, i just hate being interrupted and made to do things when i am busy. (at that moment, i was playing with PHP.) i should maybe have a little rock garden with a bonsai tree. that would be nice. i would also like a small pond with some floating blossoms, but i have nowhere to put it :]
current mood:  creative
current music: busta rhymes, get out.
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6:40 pm
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the sky is very blue and smooth-looking.
i think that after dinner i might crawl into the water and sample just how cold it is. i would like to look for interesting shells and maybe make G. something out of them. i am not sure what yet. maybe a nice mermaid-bra, tee hee.
tomorrow he and i are going in search of some new hooves for me. i must also remember to buy oils for my lip-balm-making adventures, and some new bells and beads to adorn myself with. yay!
dinner-time..
current mood:  thirsty
current music: tool, flood.
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5:17 pm
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indya.com
Life path Number:
Your Life Path Number is 7. You are a thinker, who is capable of great insight. You are quite a loner, and prefer working alone. You must guard against becoming too withdrawn, and meet more people. Your challenge in life is to maintain your independence without feeling isolated or ineffectual.
Challenge Number:
Your Challenge Number is 6. You have a sense of distorted ideals, and this prevents you from seeing the big picture. You have a sincere desire of being of service to others. However, this may rule out the necessity of developing your own inner self. You will have to achieve a balanced perspective between your idealism and your resistance to personal transformation.
Expression Number:
Your Expression Number is 3. You are optimistic and expressive, but you need some discipline in life. Your strength lies in the creative sector, but need to streamline your priorities. Focus on your most important commitments, and decide on a course of life. You are emotional and sensitive, sometimes presuming criticism where none was intended. Beware of becoming cynical and sarcastic.
Personality Number:
Your Personality Number is 3. You are uplifting, inspiring, and charming. But watch out, as you tend to wear your heart on your sleeve. But do not assume that your charm can carry you too far. You can be flippant about commitments and must learn to make meaningful commitments. You have to avoid scattering your attention for popularity. You have a distinct lucky streak that attracts many opportunities.
Hearts desire Number:
Your Heart's Desire Number is 9. You want success in its fullest meaning-wealth, power, and material comforts. You have enormous ambition. You dream of big projects, great undertaking, and vast rewards. You are a visionary. You see the horizon and the promise. You will meet with obstacles and difficulties. Your determination and commitment will be tested. But you have the power to overcome every obstacle you face, and accomplish the goals you've set for yourself.
Hidden passion Number:
Your Hidden Passion Number is 1. You have a strong desire to be recognised and be part of the limelight. This explains your intense desire to produce the best results. You are highly energetic, and are capable of influencing people to a large extent. You may have lacked in confidence at an earlier age, and you make up for it by developing a killer attitude.
Balance Number:
Your Balance Number is 3. You would do with taking a different approach to problems. Try and consult with others to work out feasible solutions. You can be emotional when faced with a problem. Try and get a hold of the situation. Work with some amount of objectivity. You also tend to get personally attached to the solution, and fail to see the general perspective.
Rational thought Number:
Your Rational Thought Number is 7. You are determined to put a problem through the wringer. You tend to delve into all the aspects of a question until you feel you understand the problem completely. This paves the way for an easy solution. You have no competition when you need to find answers.
Personal this year Number:
Your Personal Year Number is 7. You are looking for answers, and will need to spend more time alone, delving deep into your soul. This is a quiet year, and you will find that goal setting does not work. You will find the mechanical details taken care of, but you must work towards a more meaningful life. You are important now. Rest and attend to your health. This is a year of discoveries, so spend some time with your inner self.
Personal this month and this day Number:
Your Personal Month and Day Number is 2. You are sensitive but get your way most of the time, because of your diplomacy. You are also an extrovert and love having people around you. You are a very reliable shoulder to cry on. You must guard against self- consciousness, timidity, discordance, deceit, melodrama, and cowardice.
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5:10 pm - c'est moi.
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The Conical Hand: This hand has smooth fingers. The nails are shaped like cones, which gives the hand its name. The palm is broad, thick and large, and the thumb is also unusually huge. A person with this hand is usually a connoisseur of the arts. He has superb communication skills, and has a love for the arc lights. He lives life on a purely sensual level. On the flip side, this person is impulsive and has a short temper. Profession: This hand is characteristic of those in the creative field, like painters, sculptors, musician and poets.
current mood:  curious
current music: marvin gaye, ain't nothing like the real thing.
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2:53 pm
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but it is all fixed now.
tee hee, unless you
are my 'friend' you do
not know what i am
talking about. *glee*
current mood: amused
current music: fiona apple, shadowboxer.
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