| Tuesday, December 16, 2003 |
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Now please excuse me, 'cause I'll be out hittin' the net for the rest of the day, or so.
What do you think of the Buffalo Theory?
Will your kids ever turn out to be like this:
You've heard of road rage, but local authorities are investigating what appears to be a new modern malady: checkout rage.
How far can you...ehm....well check for yourself.
Thanks Kayten.
The amazing horror masked karate killer girl from Mars wishes you a merry xmas and a happy new year.
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The moon's phase on the day you were
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Everybody must have heard their share of sheep farmer stories and the weird stuff they do. Now, for the first time, we will show you what they really do!
Barely two days after he was captured, Saddam Hussein the captive has been released in doll version.
Two Danish prison bosses have been reprimanded for handing out the Viagra anti-impotence drug to inmates free of charge.
Makes you want to stay away from that prison......
Japan S.A.Q. (Seldom Asked Questions):
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Scene sent a letter to Dustin Lynch, who is in jail awaiting trial. Below are excerpts from his responses.
Why did you kill JoLynn?
I killed JoLynn for my own personal satisfaction. I yearn to see blood, it's a need or an addiction and also a fetish. I'm just obsessed with it all.
Can you hear me now?
Joe Horn really did phone it in Sunday night.
The New Orleans receiver couldn't wait to talk about his touchdown, so he pulled out a cell phone and made a call -- from the end zone!
Barbie, the intolerance collection.
The Turbine Bike. I think you have to be real at holding your balance.
There are clouds in the north and probably some snow, while there is plenty of sun in the south. Maybe you better check the Norwegian weather forecast yourself....
Beirut (Beer Pong) House Rules Generator
Or would you rather play beer golf?
Although there are certain things you should never do with a beerbottle.
The Ken and Barbie Murders.
A man with a girlfriend named Barbie has pleaded guilty to stabbing a man named Ken after someone made an offhand remark about "Ken and Barbie" during an Epping house party.
Hey! Wait a minute! Where did he go?
Not All Americans Are Stupid
Welcome to the website which proves that Americans can't take a bit of mockery. In just one week we seem to have managed to upset most of the population of America. Well, maybe only the stupid ones.
Joanne Webb intended to spice up marriages and earn extra cash by selling erotic toys.
Instead, the former fifth-grade teacher and executive board member of the Burleson Chamber of Commerce faces criminal charges and embarrassment after a police sting.
Billy Bob's toilet idea denied
Billy Bob Thornton offered to wet himself for real on camera while making his new movie 'Bad Santa' - just to make it more authentic.
It is a somewhat old commercial, but it's still very current. Even when yu think more and more people are working from home.
The Sashimi Tabernacle Choir seems very strange to me. I think it's about fish and a very old Volvo.
Daily Jason
This is probably one of the most ambitious project I've ever started. I take a picture of myself everyday. I hope to do this project till the end of my existence.
Go Toronto Maple Leafs Go
Chess Boxing World Championship
This is the real thing, no holds barred. Iepe the Joker vs. Luis the Lawyer, Germany versus Holland. The two WCBO-title candidates are supermotivated to sweep their opponent from the board and the ring. Iepe 'The Joker' (29) in everyday life is a well known artist in Berlin. His opponent Luis 'The Lawyer' (30) is a lawyer in Amsterdam. The two Chessboxers each weigh 75 kilogramm, have been doing hard work training for months, and can't await fighting for the title of World Champion at the Amsterdam pop-temple 'Paradiso'.
And you thought you could win a staring contest?
The O.R.R. Clinic which is located in Antwerpen - Belgium, opened 2000 as a professional surgical fetish facility in Europe.
Although we mainly work as day clinic where a patient would be admitted and discharged on the same day, we do have the facility for overnight stays for more complex surgery.
Antwerp, that's Belgium, I thought Belgium did not exist?
Delight Duel
Your favorite high maintenance pleasures.
Thanks Daemon.
By submitting this in the comments, Ross once more proved that Beer is for Winners.
| Monday, December 15, 2003 |
This drunk guy was submitted in the comments, but it is so funny I just had to give it to you!
Thanks Ross!
There is no better word for it: Give Head.
Sure, I have had my share of moshing and even stagediving. But I am glad I never was this stupid.
Mingebucket will keep you busy today.
Wellcome to "Roppongi-Jail"
For all sinners
Confess and pray for mercy
This will be your last heaven
This is a personal selection of killers from the 20th Century. Click on the images to view the killer files. The facts are as accurate as could be determined from credible sources available on the Internet and elsewhere. The interpretation is entirely personal. It always is.
Nenienenienenienenieieieie.....Batman.
Teenage Bender
Some people can juggle with one hand tied behind their back. Thirteen-year-old Book Kennison can do it with one foot tied behind his head.
So?
The Filthy Sex Quiz.
I got 18 out of 40, what does that mean?
Video Review: Turkish Star Trek
Once again, Turkish cinema takes an American classic, turns it on its head and kicks the living crap out of it.
Letizia Ortiz, future queen of Spain.
Last Saturday it was drinking time again in Amsterdam. We went there with Owen Meany and C00lwhip from Worstcasescenario, Nemo from Twinblog, Roowlant and Mr.Muilpeer. Sadly enough I had to quit early, because I had another beer-filled location to visit.
But when walking back to Amsterdam Central Station I had the most wonderful experience ever. I had heard rumours about her, but I never actually knew someone who had seen her alive. But I have proof, I have seen her and here she is: Wonderwoman.
The RetroRaunch Caption Contest
Our photos are fascinating, erotic, exciting, and sometimes pretty strange. One of the most frequently asked questions we get is some version of: "What's going on in these pictures?" And frankly, we usually have no idea. So you tell us, and win memberships and cash prizes while you're at it. 
My Parents Are Dead (repeat 40 times)
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Jacko 'abused' by cops
Michael Jackson has proof cops roughed him up when they arrested him for allegedly molesting a boy of 12, the star’s brother Jermaine claimed yesterday.
Well that was very likely to happen...
An actress called Doris Burns sued rapper Snoop Dogg and MTV over an episode of the television show, "Doggy Fizzle Televizzle", in which she claimed she was unwittingly made to appear as if she were naked and engaged in sexual relations with another actor.
Beer-coated CDs offer new sounds
A Melbourne DJ and scientist has come up with a new way to update CD collections - dip them in beer and let them dry before playing them.
Armin Meiwes, the German cannibal is in talks over a movie deal about his story, his defence lawyer said overnight, as a court heard further grisly details of how he killed and ate his apparently willing victim.
Gay Monopoly
Ah, the 80's.Wham were still the dance floor darlings with 'Wake me up before you Go-Go' while thousands of boys shook their tight buttocks and wearing nothing but a pansy 'Choose Life' Tee-Shirt. Culture Club's main lad, Boy George, made it ok for young boys to dress up in their mother's blouse, and of course Tootsie told us that it's hip to be camp.
What are they smiling about?
| Sunday, December 14, 2003 |
Just a little question: are you sober again?
| Saturday, December 13, 2003 |
Where I was yesterday? We took our son to see de Efteling.
Here at G-Glass.com we retail the finest hand blown adult glass novelties available. We care about glass. We have been involved in glass and more specifically hand blown functional erotic art glass since a long time. Glass that you can not only make use of but appreciate it's beauty.
Want to be unbeatable at paintball?
The Subterranean Fortress
This tri-level house sits on top of a camouflaged 4-story deep Subterranean Fortress designed to handle virtually any disaster.
Listen To Wing
Now your Christmas will turn out to be very funny at last.
The art of Penis Reading reveals man's inner nature... just the way palm reading does (but much more fun!)
Say what?
2003 International Snow Sculpture Championships
Now we just have to wait for some real snow over here.
Haver you ever been that bored?
Three German teenagers were being investigated for fraud Friday after they spent 130 million euros ($160 million) in a two-hour Internet shopping spree because they were "bored," authorities said Friday.
Masturbate For Peace
10 Days of Wanking: December 22 - 31, 2003
Join us this holiday season for 10 days of wanking for peace. Each day we will masturbate in a special way, symbolizing one aspect of our peace movement.
Want to know what the Bachelor was all about? Maybe it wasn't her but you may want to check out Gwen's Playboy pictures.
Thanks funmaster.
| Friday, December 12, 2003 |
Randall's Diving Pigs
What a dive!
Let the world's only "High Diving Pigs" make a splash at your event!
The Fake Detective
Protecting the innocent, defending the truth and recovering the sullied reputations of beautiful damsels in distress since 1996.
If you want to get someone to pose in the buff, it helps to be a sharp-dressed man.
San Francisco-based fetish photographer Charles Gatewood claims with a few tips, it's easy for amateur pornographers to get models, strippers and even average ladies to strip for your camera.
Police said they found a home invasion suspect impaled on a wrought iron fence Wednesday night when responding to a 911 call at a home in an upscale Delaware County neighborhood.
Hahaha, they call it Artistic Nude. Oh yes, it's just like a Rembrandt or a Van Gogh, sure.
I think I prefer some Australian nudity.
| Thursday, December 11, 2003 |
Signs Written in English Discovered Around the World
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
and many more.
Singer Bobby Brown was charged with battery Wednesday after a weekend altercation with his wife, singer Whitney Houston, in which he allegedly threatened to "beat her ass."
As they drove away from the Court House, the song "You Make Me Feel (Like a Natural Woman)" blared on the stereo as Houston sang along and Brown kissed her bruised cheek.
The Swearin' Barry White Sound Board.
Today's Lego link: Harddisk Tuning.
Butch Beyoncé Slutty Dance Brigade - Crazy in Love
Feral Children
Feral children, also known as wolf children, are children who've grown up with minimal human contact, or even none at all. They may have been brought up by animals (often wolves) or somehow survived on their own.
Hot Fudge, here comes the judge
Theres a green card in the way
The Holy Ghost and the whole East Coast
Are moving to L.A.
Coz we've been dreaming of this feeling since 1988
Mother, things have got to change,
I'm moving to L.A.
Who said porn was a career killer? The suddenly everywhere Paris Hilton is about to become even more omnipresent, reports The New York Post.
Fox is so happy with the runaway success of Hilton's riches-to-rags reality TV show The Simple Life, it's now in talks with her to star in another reality show.
Yes, she is making money with that tape by selling action figures of herself, haha
So you think your streetwise and have a sharp eye do you? Well check out this CCTV clip and see if you spot the scam thieves are using to steal mobile phones from people on the street?
It's hardly pronouncable, but I know you don't care: xumusu.
MC Gollum in da house!
Thanks Bricky
Cute little bears
Suggested by Lukas.
Controversy is swirling in Houston as nude photographs of Mayor Sharon Smith are popping up on computers throughout the community and beyond.
The photographs were taken by her husband in the mayor's office in Town Hall. They show Smith and the mayor's "ceremonial chain of office".
Here you can find her clothed.
Via Jaggle.
Okay, we've got snow and we've got celebrities. Wanna play a game?
You can fill out any fake e-mail address.....
Last night we went to the theatre and saw a great performance by Arie en Sylvester. Justed wanted to share that information with you....
Make your own Origami Concorde. I know I am going to try this.
One year ago today:
Chad Lee is a rock concert photographer and has a great collection of pics from over the years.
He probably has one of the best jobs in the world.
Sod the flowers, Say It With Boobs!
Nothing says "I love you", "Happy Birthday", "Get Well Soon", "I'm Sorry" or even "Will you Marry me?" quite like boobs.
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
And more facinating facts.
Were they worn before or not? You can only find out by sniffing those panties.
You know you can have one frog called Rick, but why not have a frog threesome?
The King could be your cabbie under Seattle's new taxi driver dress code.
The City Council voted Monday to approve legislation that would allow drivers to sport rhinestone capes, blue suede shoes or whatever other appropriate costume they wish.
Czech porn star Katerina Bochnickova, also known as Dolly Buster, says she's going for bust in next year's elections for the European Parliament.
You better Watch out
you better not cry,
you better not pout I'm tellin' you why,
Santa Claus is coming to town,
Santa Claus is coming to town,
Santa Claus is robbing your bank.
Could Segways replace soldiers as hired killers?
A man who woke up in a Norwegian hospital and found himself the recipient of an unexpected circumcision has been awarded USD 3,000 in compensation from the surgeon.
Rating the Lesbians, Volume 1
Two friends. Two girls kissing each other on film. A lifetime of precious moments!
written by emily and b - december 2nd - 2003
Yes, that goes well together: a nice beer and a stripping girl. The only thing is you have to collect more and more beer to see the nudity.
Welcome to the Flight Club, an online gliding simulator. The gliders look a bit like hang gliders. However, imagine them to be paragliders or sailplanes if you prefer; the same rules apply.
How Monty Python changed the world
No matter where you look, even in some of the remotest parts of the planet, you can't avoid Monty Python.
Oh, by the way
Running away? You yellow . . .
What Monty Python Character are you?
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The U.S. Steel homes were experiments in all-steel construction and angular, modern shapes. A strip of these private residences are still standing along Sunny View Drive, Palm Springs, tucked away just Southeast of San Rafael and Indian Canyon Drives.
Don't you think they would get very hot in the sun?
| Wednesday, December 10, 2003 |
Now I will perform my next trick for you. I will set my hand on fire.
Up for auction at Ebay: Pubes of steel superman.
Welcome to the new round of the Wicked Weasel Bikini Competition. Anyone your favorite?
Stuart Wang Likes to Rock Out
Herro, my name is Stuart Wang, I rike to rock out! Haha, just kidding, I don't really talk like that. But I am dead mother fucking serious when I say I like to rock out. I'm just gonna lay my cards on the goddamn table right now kiddies: Let it be known that Stuart Wang is no pussy when it comes to music. If it doesn't have shredding guitars and head-rattling drums, you might as well give it to your momma.
Via davelog.
PolyGFX
Everyone has pictures, Post-Its and notes on their fridge. Why not wrap your whole fridge in a beautiful color or design?
A practical joker has stirred up trouble by publishing a Japanese-to-English phrase book with incorrect definitions for every phrase!
Among the nearly 2,300 incidents reported to the embassy:
A 29-year-old Tokyo man visiting San Francisco for the first time meant to ask a female store clerk, "May I please have film for my camera?" But what he actually said was, "Would you place your copious breasts in my mouth?" He was slapped in the face, then got tossed out by the manager.
A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police.
Be precise, be slow or it's kaboom.
"There are no dumb questions, only dumb people" - Attu, December 2003
The present generation of children and teenagers will turn into the 'world's sickest adults' in the history of mankind, doctors warned.
You know you are a drunkard when....
So you don't like advent calendars? I am sure that will change with this one.
If you are into freefight or not, you'll enjoy the best knockouts anyway.
Via Laat me nou.
Couple du jour Pink and Tommy Lee livened up Lotus last week when they were caught engaging in some kinky coupling in the men's room.
Hey Tommy, take out your camcorder!
Escape of the one-legged inmates.
From Detroit: Eminem has a brother called Nathan Mathers.
Have you ever had the experience of a Jet Ski flying into your house?
The Eyetop
The ultimate portable video screen.
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
To me, the Mazda Miata is not the coolest car ever. In fact, I think it's some kind of a wannabe car. But you can even make it look more ridiculous.
This Saturday: Beer Drinking in Amsterdam. Wanna join us?
Desperate Diners Attack Trapped Fat Lady With Plastic Forks
Now that's a great headline....