Saturday, November 29, 2003

Persistent Orgams. The Big "O" hell. Too much of a good thing. Can you handle this?  Women plagued by 200 orgasms a day Dozens of women are suffering from a condition that makes them have hundreds of orgasms every day. Researchers have identified the condition as persistent sexual arousal syndrome. American sufferer Jean Lund, 51, told The Sun that when she told her gynaecologist he said: "You're every man's dream." Office manager Jean said: "I looked at him in the face and said: "How would you like to walk around on the verge of an orgasm every second?" And he shut up." Ten victims of the rare condition have been documented by Boston University's Institute of Sexual Medicine. Another expert in New Jersey, claims to have found 40 more cases worldwide. ---- Source:  www.ananova.com I know, I know. We are setting up a worldwide hunt to uncover the whereabouts of the other 40 clit-beasts. Essentials for the trip: multicolor condoms, intravenous viagra fluid and be capable of withstanding sustained thunder noise levels for hours on end. We've heard they get loud.   ******************************************************************* 4:43:39 PM      comment [] While we wait for a new round of erotic pics... Some Humor. ---- Crazy Larry walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Look, I've got three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, so what have you got to keep me horny and potent all night?" The pharmacist reaches down, unlocks a bottom drawer and brings up a box labeled 'Viagra Extra Strength' containing single wrapped packets. He says, "Take one of these and you'll go crazy for 12 hours." Crazy Larry replies, "Hell, gimme three." The next day Larry returns to the same pharmacist, who smiles and ask, "Well, how'd it go?" In answer, Larry pulls down his pants. His penis is black and blue and blistered. It's one of the sorriest sights the pharmacist has ever seen. Crazy Larry says, "Gimme a tube of Ben Gay." The pharmacist replies in horror. "You're not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?" Larry replies, "Hell, no, it's for my arms. The girls didn't show up." ------------------------ Source: Sex News! ******************************************************************* 4:12:29 PM      comment [] Missionary Sex SEX TIP #16 Where some guys make the mistake, is that they believe what's been drummed into their heads for years, that it's always us who want sex, and that women have to be cajoled and convinced. Whether it is straight sex, missionary positions or the double anal rampage just learn how to handle your girl's cravings direct from the sex source itself: once again Sex Tip Counselor generously shares his universal wisdom with all of you light seekers... 1:22:51 PM    Googled!  comment []

Sunday, October 19, 2003

My erotic blog joke of the day... Three very macho mice with attitudes were sitting at the bar bragging about how tough they were. The B.S. was getting pretty thick when one mouse slammed down his drink, got up, dashed through a mouse trap, grabbed the cheese and returned to the bar unscathed. The mouse then challanged the other two mice prove their toughness. So, the second mouse slams down his drink and says, "I'm so tough I eat rat poison as a bar snack, at which point he starts nibbling on a bowl of ratsbane with no ill affects. The third mouse then slams down his drink gets up and and starts to walk out of the bar. As he gets to the door to leave the other two mice start teasing him for wimping but tell he doesn't have to leave. To which the third mouse says, "I'll be right back after I go home and fuck the cat". ------ Don't forget to check my latest discovery veronica zemanova. Nice pics.  Enjoy! 10:44:01 PM      comment []

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

We recently got clinical data about the transformation that the average reader undergoes, just after a few weeks of hanging out here... We suspected this for a long time. It is now a confirmed fact that valuable information posted here can lead to heightened perception and ultimate enlightment. Here goes the proof. 10:31:16 PM      comment []

Sunday, September 28, 2003

Dear readers, Last night I killed all links to our Forum. The forum itself was not highly transited, but every now and then, a visitor would post an interesing question or make a useful remark that would keep us on our toes. During the weekend we had an unwelcome visit by someone who used the board to post links to material which clearly infringes US laws. I can't risk our site to be the subject of such attack. Thus, no more forum.  Erotic Blog wishes to bring fun and entertainment to an adult audience. If you are a parent concerned with children accessing material not suited for them, feel free to register erotic blog on the following sites: http://www.cyberpatrol.com/ http://www.cyberpatrol.com/ http://www.cybersitter.com/ or drop us a line with your suggestions. Email address at the bottom. Thank you for visiting and for all your useful suggestions! EB 3:47:44 PM      comment []

Thursday, September 11, 2003

Anal sex or Kamasutra? - Part II KAMASUTRA Nahhh! Just The Art Of Fucking. by Scoreland.com ------------------------------- Part II There’s Always Time For Lubricant “The first time I let a guy do my butt was almost the last time!” says Taryn, a 29-year-old teacher. “It hurt!” So she swore off anal sex for good.“But then this guy I was dating told me it didn’t have to be like that, and he convinced me to try again.” Taryn’s eyes light up at the memory. “It was awesome! It didn’t hurt, and as soon as he got his dick all the way up me, I had a massive orgasm!”The difference between Taryn’s agony and ecstasy? Lube. Lots and lots of lube. Lubricant is the one essential for successful and pleasurable anal sex. Without it, ass-fucking can be painful as well as dangerous. Try a thick, water-soluble lube that stays wet a long time, like Probe’s Thick Rich or Maximus. Make sure it’s water soluble if you’re using condoms, or try one of the new super-slick silicone lubes like Wet’s Platinum or I-D’s Millenium. If you’re not going the condom route, you can use Crisco, Vaseline or baby oil in a pinch but remember that these old standbys are hard to clean up and they never belong in her pussy. Slow And Easy “There’s no such thing as a ‘quick fuck’ when it comes to anal,” says Bob, a connoisseur of all things buttilicious. “You’ve got to take your time, relax, keep everything loose and comfortable.” The 43-year-old contractor considers himself a bit of an expert on the subject, having successfully butt-fucked his way into dozens of comely asses. “If you’re stressed or in a hurry, then it’s not going to work,” he says. Patience is the key when it comes to successful anal sex. Butt-fucking is best when both parties are relaxed and in the mood. A woman’s asshole, unlike her pussy, doesn’t open right up to accommodate a man’s dick; it takes time and plenty of foreplay to get her sphincter loose enough to take what you’ve got to offer. Another important component to good anal sex? Trust. For her, exposing her ass can leave her feeling vulnerable. Yeah, butt-fucking is exciting and pleasurable and hot as hell, but it’s also naughty and a little frightening; the more the two of you talk about it before, during and after, the better it will be for both of you. Doing The Dirty Deed “The first time we did it,” remembers Danni, a gorgeous and curvaceous redhead, “I was kind of scared. I mean, we’d talked about it a lot but I was still nervous.” But she forgot all her worries when she felt his cock up her ass for the first time. “It was totally different.” She says now, “My butt felt all full and stretched wide open. But as soon as he started fucking me I couldn’t think about anything except how good it was. Now I like ass-fucking even better than regular sex!” To make sure your experience is as good as Danni’s, start with an extended foreplay session; tease, kiss, lick, suck and probe until you’re both so horny you can hardly stand it. The lower your inhibitions are, the hotter it will be for both of you. And don’t skimp on the lube as you use your fingers to loosen up her pretty pucker. Doggie style provides excellent penetration (as well as some wicked eye candy) but butt-fucking face-to-face, with her knees up, has it’s advantages as well; you can see each other, and she can play with her clit while you fuck her. Start by sticking just the tip of your (very well-lubed) dick into her ass. Her sphincter is going to contract; she may feel some fullness and a little pain, and you’ll likely feel as though your cockhead has been gripped by a vice. Now’s the time to chill; it will take a minute or two for her anus to relax. When it does, give her just a little more, stopping as needed to let her asshole open up to you. Keep going-slowly!-until you’re buried balls-deep in her butthole. That should feel damn good for both of you. And it gets even better! Maybe you’ll want to go slow now, pulling out of her greased-up asshole almost all the way before you slide back in. Or you might want to try some half-thrusts to get everything all loosened up. Or maybe you’re ready for some real fucking; that cheek-slapping, butt-busting humping you’ve been fantasizing about. Most gals enjoy a little clit play while they’re taking it up the ass, and some like some pussy play as well; don’t be afraid to bring out the toys and experiment. Now’s the time to get down and dirty! So enjoy the fact that you’re doing something just naughty and perverted enough to shock your neighbors and curl your mother’s hair.“I love butt-fucking!” exclaims Cherise, a plump, petite blonde. An anal sex veteran, she still gets a thrill out of taking it up the ass. “It’s like I get to be the bad girl, the slut,” she says with a giggle, “but it’s like I’m a virgin, too, cuz it’s so tight.” She grins. “It’s a wicked-good way to get off!” Find entire article at Scoreland.com. Preview Scoreland big boobs Directory. House of Adele Stephens photo Archive. ------------------------ 12:07:54 AM    Googled!  comment []

Monday, September 08, 2003

Anal sex or Kamasutra? KAMASUTRA Nahhh! Just The Art Of Fucking. by Scoreland.com ------------------------------- Part I Anal sex. Ass-fucking. Taking it up the butt. Whatever you call it, a lot of us are doing it. Truth is, close to 50% of all heterosexual men and around 40% of all women have either had anal sex or are dying to try it. So, what’s the appeal? What is it about butt-fucking that has so many people both fantasizing about it and actually doing it? Simple.“It’s dirty!” says Will, a 45-year-old businessman who has a healthy, if naughty, lust for his wife’s ass. “It’s perverted enough to make us feel like we’re being ‘bad,’ which is a big turn-on.” It doesn’t hurt that ass-fucking is still considered just a little bit taboo. “It would shock the hell out of the people we know if they had any idea of what we do behind closed doors!” he says. “It’s like our own dirty, little secret, and that makes it even more exciting.” Will and his wife are certainly not alone. Most of those who engage in anal sex get a thrill out of the fact that it’s just plain nasty! And it certainly seems to bring out the animal-nature in us. For a man, the sight of a woman on all fours - her asscheeks spread wide and willing, her pucker winking - fires up an ancient urge to pillage and plunder (her asshole, that is). And for women, ass-fucking can be a delicious, almost-submissive-but-still-decidedly-slut-like way of opening herself up to her man. Add to that the fact that it feels damn good (on both the giving and the receiving end), and it’s no wonder so many of us crave a little backdoor boogie. Some people, however, women especially, are hesitant to try it. They’re often worried that butt-fucking is too dirty or that it will hurt. If you’re itching for some anal action and your gal is reluctant, don’t despair, just be creative about how you approach her. Getting Her In The Mood “My last boyfriend was always pushing me to try anal sex,” says Sammie, a 20something cocktail waitress with a nicely-bubbled butt. “But it always seemed icky to me, and I’d heard it hurt like hell, so I told him no way.” Her current boyfriend, however, tried a different approach. “He was going down on me one day, and I was just about to cum,” she remembers, grinning,“ and that’s when he started to play with my asshole. It felt so good I couldn’t have stopped him if I tried, and I came really hard.” Even though Sammie says that at first she thought it was “gross,” she began to enjoy his anal attentions so much that she soon wanted more. ³After awhile I totally wanted to take it in the butt!” Sammie’s boyfriend knew that subtlety is best when it comes to getting a girl in the mood. The trick is to help her get in touch with her own, inner anal-slut. A good time to do that is when you have your tongue firmly planted on her clit. Most women love a little ass play then; however, they just don’t know it yet. Caress her little brown pucker after you’ve already got her good and worked up. Keep lapping at her pussy while you probe the tight, little muscle; the two sensations will likely drive her wild. When she’s on the edge, insert just the tip of your finger into her anus and hold it there while she cums. After that, work more anal play into your licking, sucking and fucking sessions, and soon she’ll be wanting more. To Sheath Or Not To Sheath “My girlfriend’s totally ready to try anal sex,” says Josh, of his sultry Latin lover, Maria, “but we don’t know if I should wear a condom or if we can go without.” The young computer tech knows it would feel better for him to go au naturel but he’s concerned about safety. “I tried to ask my family doctor,” he says with a rueful smile, “but he was no help at all. He gave me a 15-minute lecture on the evils of doing it.” Old-fashioned notions of anal sex aside, experts do recommend the use of condoms or some kind of barrier (like latex gloves, dental dams and even non-microwave-able plastic wrap) when engaging in any kind of anal play, including fingering, rimming and fucking. That’s because the colon and the rectum are home to all kinds of bacteria and it’s easily spread by sexual contact. Of course, a lot of people feel that using a barrier decreases the pleasure for both partners. You’ll have to use your own judgment. A healthy, monogamous couple may feel safe without a barrier, while two people with a history of multiple partners might choose to use protection. Either way, remember that anything that’s been in the ass (whether it’s a tongue, a toy, a finger or a dick) shouldn’t go into the pussy unless it’s been very thoroughly washed. TO BE CONTINUED... Part II tomorrow. In the meantime, enjoy your tonight's practice :) --- Find entire article at Scoreland.com. Preview Scoreland big boobs Directory. 11:26:10 PM    Googled!  comment []

Monday, September 01, 2003

Industrial sex aid lands Romanian in hospital. A man ended up in an operating theatre after his penis got stuck in an industrial bolt he used to try and maintain an erection. The 46-year-old man, from Oradea, Romania, named only as Janos, decided to try using the bolt to help him keep an erection after seeing a porn star do the same in a film. But after slipping his penis through the bolt it became stuck and began to swell up painfully. He eventually went to hospital where doctors tried to remove the bolt. Dr Gheorghe Bumbu from Bihor County Hospital who operated on the man, told local media: "The penis was so swollen I could hardly see the bolt around it. It was a massive steel bolt and any attempt to cut it could have hurt the man. "My surgery room soon turned into a locksmiths shop. I even called engineer friends to see if there was any way of cutting the bearing. "I almost gave up hope of saving the man's penis when I realised that I could make several longitudinal cuts and let the blood come out so that the penis could deflate. After that the bearing came off easily." He added: "There are men who have erection problems and they're trying all these tricks. They should see a doctor first." ------------------------ source: Ananova 2:38:00 PM      comment []

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