Thursday, December 18, 2003
Stop the Insanity
Click HERE and register a file trader, and do the right thing for the first time in your life.
Posted by Crash at 5:34 PM | comment
Click HERE and register a file trader, and do the right thing for the first time in your life.
Posted by Crash at 5:34 PM | comment
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Catfight
Lohan vs. Duff. Teen Queen Catfight. I was unfamiliar with Lohan until I saw her on Punk'd last night. She's way better than yo girl Duff. Little fiery redhead.
Also, Victoria's Secret stunner Adriana Lima got even more male blood boiling than usual at the glitzy grand opening of Marquee nightclub this week.
Posted by K-Cebo at 11:18 PM | comment
Lohan vs. Duff. Teen Queen Catfight. I was unfamiliar with Lohan until I saw her on Punk'd last night. She's way better than yo girl Duff. Little fiery redhead.
Also, Victoria's Secret stunner Adriana Lima got even more male blood boiling than usual at the glitzy grand opening of Marquee nightclub this week.
Posted by K-Cebo at 11:18 PM | comment
Monday, December 15, 2003
Trying to one-up the Sharpie
Chad Johnson, who has been fined twice recently by the NFL, after he scored a TD yesterday ran and grabbed a sign he had hidden behind a snow bank next to the end zone and held it up. It said "Dear NFL: Please don't fine me again".
New Orleans Saints receiver Joe Horn celebrated his second touchdown against the New York Giants on Sunday by making a cell-phone call in the end zone.
Michael Strahan on the Horn incident: "Are you kidding me?... It's like me getting a sack and pulling a potato sack out of my jock strap and draping it over myself."
Posted by K-Cebo at 9:27 AM | comment
Chad Johnson, who has been fined twice recently by the NFL, after he scored a TD yesterday ran and grabbed a sign he had hidden behind a snow bank next to the end zone and held it up. It said "Dear NFL: Please don't fine me again".
New Orleans Saints receiver Joe Horn celebrated his second touchdown against the New York Giants on Sunday by making a cell-phone call in the end zone.
Michael Strahan on the Horn incident: "Are you kidding me?... It's like me getting a sack and pulling a potato sack out of my jock strap and draping it over myself."
Posted by K-Cebo at 9:27 AM | comment
Saturday, December 13, 2003
Third time this week
Reader DamHor points us to the Saint Paris pic set. Very funny.
He also offers up these priceless photos.
Posted by K-Cebo at 1:29 AM | comment
Reader DamHor points us to the Saint Paris pic set. Very funny.
He also offers up these priceless photos.
Posted by K-Cebo at 1:29 AM | comment
New Jersey anti-trust lawyer Alan Milstein
may have found the loophole Maurice Clarett needs to enter the NFL draft this year:
Posted by K-Cebo at 1:21 AM | comment
may have found the loophole Maurice Clarett needs to enter the NFL draft this year:
I wonder if this will prompt more high schoolers to graduate early. The NFL is also arguing over the term elapsed "which it says means the end of a season that began after a player graduated." Clever. But when time elapses does it really matter when you started?When the rule was adopted in February 1990, NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue issued a press release saying players could enter the draft only after "three full college seasons" had elapsed since their high school graduation. Over the past decade, the notion that players must wait three years has become widely accepted.
However, as noted by Clarett's attorneys, the formal language of Section 12.1(E) of the bylaws is: "For college football players seeking special eligibility, at least three NFL seasons must have elapsed since the player was graduated from high school."
Clarett graduated from high school early, on Dec. 11, 2001. That's eight weeks before the 2001 NFL season concluded, including the playoffs. So if one includes the league's 2001 season along with the 2002 and 2003 seasons, Clarett should be permitted to enter the upcoming draft, his attorneys contend.
"In Clarett's case, he would be ineligible under the press release rule but eligible under the Rule as actually drafted by the NFL," wrote Clarett's four-person legal team led by New Jersey anti-trust lawyer Alan Milstein.
Posted by K-Cebo at 1:21 AM | comment
Friday Night Screening
Just got a private screening of a great indie film called The Tollbooth starring Marla Sokoloff. It's still in post production but I definitely recommend it and will let you know more as it evolves. It also stars Idina Menzel who we found to be most hot despite her ass's limited on screen appearance.
Posted by K-Cebo at 1:21 AM | comment
Just got a private screening of a great indie film called The Tollbooth starring Marla Sokoloff. It's still in post production but I definitely recommend it and will let you know more as it evolves. It also stars Idina Menzel who we found to be most hot despite her ass's limited on screen appearance.
Posted by K-Cebo at 1:21 AM | comment
Thursday, December 11, 2003
Film of the Year
Reader Johny Wahoo writes in to tell us that "The Hebrew Hammer" should win for best film of the year and best song too.
It says it premieres in theatres on December 19th, but Wahoo saw an advance screening on Comedy Central and can't stop talking about it. I haven't seen it but the combination of Adam Goldberg and 'Jewxploitation' has to be ridiculously funny.
Posted by K-Cebo at 6:38 PM | comment
Reader Johny Wahoo writes in to tell us that "The Hebrew Hammer" should win for best film of the year and best song too.
It says it premieres in theatres on December 19th, but Wahoo saw an advance screening on Comedy Central and can't stop talking about it. I haven't seen it but the combination of Adam Goldberg and 'Jewxploitation' has to be ridiculously funny.
Posted by K-Cebo at 6:38 PM | comment
How much money can we raise to bid on this?
A Playboy Calls on His Memories: On Wednesday, Christie's will auction off Hugh Hefner's little black books.
Posted by K-Cebo at 6:29 PM | comment
A Playboy Calls on His Memories: On Wednesday, Christie's will auction off Hugh Hefner's little black books.Posted by K-Cebo at 6:29 PM | comment
I couldn't think of a worse place for a sports franchise
I mean this one tops Secaucus: Developer Bruce Ratner unveiled his plans yesterday to build a Frank Gehry-designed arena for the Nets basketball team near Downtown Brooklyn.
I once lived near there. They might as well just move it to Newark.
Posted by K-Cebo at 6:21 PM | comment
I mean this one tops Secaucus: Developer Bruce Ratner unveiled his plans yesterday to build a Frank Gehry-designed arena for the Nets basketball team near Downtown Brooklyn.
I once lived near there. They might as well just move it to Newark.
Posted by K-Cebo at 6:21 PM | comment
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
If you bought Michael Jackson's #1 Hits then you'll love...
Rolling Stone says: "Amazon.com removed the customer advice area from the page for Jackson's Number Ones greatest hits album page and several other Jackson albums after unnamed users made recommendations that included books on identifying child molesters, a baby gift set titled 'Thank Heaven for Little Boys' and the latest Captain Underpants books..." [via fimoculous]
Posted by K-Cebo at 9:56 PM | comment
Rolling Stone says: "Amazon.com removed the customer advice area from the page for Jackson's Number Ones greatest hits album page and several other Jackson albums after unnamed users made recommendations that included books on identifying child molesters, a baby gift set titled 'Thank Heaven for Little Boys' and the latest Captain Underpants books..." [via fimoculous]
Posted by K-Cebo at 9:56 PM | comment
What's the worst-run franchise in the NBA?
WSJ.com: Which of these NBA players will make the least money this season? a) Allan Houston b) Antonio McDyess c) Keith Van Horn d) Tim Duncan.
And it's really a trick question, because Mr. Duncan, the league's reigning two-time MVP, is the only player who doesn't play for the New York Knicks.
Posted by K-Cebo at 8:14 PM | comment
WSJ.com: Which of these NBA players will make the least money this season? a) Allan Houston b) Antonio McDyess c) Keith Van Horn d) Tim Duncan.
And it's really a trick question, because Mr. Duncan, the league's reigning two-time MVP, is the only player who doesn't play for the New York Knicks.
Posted by K-Cebo at 8:14 PM | comment
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
Nice Job South Dakota!
[This is a follow up on a previous post]
Representative Bill Janklow, a South Dakota Congressman, was convicted of second-degree manslaughter on Monday. Read the full story here.
Posted by Crash at 10:12 AM | comment
[This is a follow up on a previous post]
Representative Bill Janklow, a South Dakota Congressman, was convicted of second-degree manslaughter on Monday. Read the full story here.
Posted by Crash at 10:12 AM | comment
Sunday, December 07, 2003
USC got jerked big time
Guest Post by Mr. Bozack: The N.Y. Times acts as if it had nothing to do with USC being screwed. Their computers are the ones that caused the whole problem the BCS uses the times's rankings in there determination of 1 v 2. weeks ago; USC got jumped by Ohio State because the stupid Times computer placed them 5th and OS 2nd after Miami lost.
The coaches poll automatically awards its final No. 1 ranking to the winner of the B.C.S. title game. The news media voters can choose any team as the champion. Now the often-criticized system of ranking teams and slotting them into four bowl games worth nearly $90 million has created the possibility of two national college football champions: the winner of the L.S.U.-Oklahoma matchup in the B.C.S. title game, and Southern Cal if it defeats Michigan in the Rose Bowl on Jan. 1. Once USC was jumped they were hurt the rest of the way because of the overall computer rankings.
The NYT started the whole shit. While the Sooners (12-1) dropped from the top spot to No. 3 in the polls, they had the best average among the computer rankings and were judged to have the 11th-toughest schedule in the nation. They retained the No. 1 spot in the B.C.S. ranking, leaving Southern Cal (11-1) and L.S.U. (12-1), a 34-13 victor over Georgia on Saturday in the Southeastern Conference championship game, fighting for No. 2. Southern Cal was fighting history even though it had been ranked right behind Oklahoma in both the news media and coaches' polls because no Pac-10 team has ever played in a B.C.S. title game.
Posted by K-Cebo at 11:57 PM | comment
Guest Post by Mr. Bozack: The N.Y. Times acts as if it had nothing to do with USC being screwed. Their computers are the ones that caused the whole problem the BCS uses the times's rankings in there determination of 1 v 2. weeks ago; USC got jumped by Ohio State because the stupid Times computer placed them 5th and OS 2nd after Miami lost.
The coaches poll automatically awards its final No. 1 ranking to the winner of the B.C.S. title game. The news media voters can choose any team as the champion. Now the often-criticized system of ranking teams and slotting them into four bowl games worth nearly $90 million has created the possibility of two national college football champions: the winner of the L.S.U.-Oklahoma matchup in the B.C.S. title game, and Southern Cal if it defeats Michigan in the Rose Bowl on Jan. 1. Once USC was jumped they were hurt the rest of the way because of the overall computer rankings.
The NYT started the whole shit. While the Sooners (12-1) dropped from the top spot to No. 3 in the polls, they had the best average among the computer rankings and were judged to have the 11th-toughest schedule in the nation. They retained the No. 1 spot in the B.C.S. ranking, leaving Southern Cal (11-1) and L.S.U. (12-1), a 34-13 victor over Georgia on Saturday in the Southeastern Conference championship game, fighting for No. 2. Southern Cal was fighting history even though it had been ranked right behind Oklahoma in both the news media and coaches' polls because no Pac-10 team has ever played in a B.C.S. title game.
Posted by K-Cebo at 11:57 PM | comment
Want to keep your cell phone number, but change your provider?
Beginning Nov. 24, consumers in the nation's top 100 markets, about 193 million Americans, will have the right to keep their mobile phone numbers when they change cellular service providers. [NYT]
You also need to consult this list to see if its available in your region of the country....
Update: I just noticed that you can make $150 on this offer!
Additionally, you can get a free Sony Ericsson Phone, plus Free Bluetooth Headset if you join t-moble or att.
Update: Major problems with AT&T; Wireless
Posted by K-Cebo at 7:44 PM | comment
Beginning Nov. 24, consumers in the nation's top 100 markets, about 193 million Americans, will have the right to keep their mobile phone numbers when they change cellular service providers. [NYT]
You also need to consult this list to see if its available in your region of the country....
Update: I just noticed that you can make $150 on this offer!
Additionally, you can get a free Sony Ericsson Phone, plus Free Bluetooth Headset if you join t-moble or att.
Update: Major problems with AT&T; Wireless
Posted by K-Cebo at 7:44 PM | comment
Friday, December 05, 2003
Microsoft Sam says...
If you have XP - go to start, control panel, speech and type in this text: "I am not Stephen awk ing"
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A comment on Sugar Mr. Poon has lead me to www.mchawking.com
Posted by K-Cebo at 9:39 PM | comment
If you have XP - go to start, control panel, speech and type in this text: "I am not Stephen awk ing"
audio post powered by audblogA comment on Sugar Mr. Poon has lead me to www.mchawking.com
Posted by K-Cebo at 9:39 PM | comment
Thursday, December 04, 2003
Love Bites
Makeup Kiss Gone Horribly Wrong: "They say after an argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue." [via Poon]
Posted by K-Cebo at 9:19 PM | comment
Read more in the Archives
Makeup Kiss Gone Horribly Wrong: "They say after an argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue." [via Poon]
Posted by K-Cebo at 9:19 PM | comment
