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LiveJournal for Half Man Half Matress.
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| Sunday, April 4th, 2004 |
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| Saturday, February 28th, 2004 |
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gawdblimey. metros. the village of the damned. the closest thing to hell this side of swansea. but, what dyaknow? it wasnt that bad! had quite an intellectual evening over daveo and claireo's discussing everything from religion to adoption to abortion to homosexuaity. then mucho drinko, and burgero. night. zzzzzzzz.... |
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| Thursday, February 26th, 2004 |
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 Music is Art, Not A Commodity. Put this meme in your LJ too. Or download the album. |
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| Monday, February 2nd, 2004 |
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| Is anyone else sick to death of hearing that 'Mad World' song?! | ||
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| Saturday, January 31st, 2004 |
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Why do i never meet any *normal* girls? All the ones i go for are either mad, or are really complicated. gah. |
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| Thursday, January 29th, 2004 |
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Evenin'. I'm really sick of this weather. I nearly fell on my arse 5 times walking to work this morning, it was like a freakin' ice rink out there. My bastard dad stole my gloves as well, so every time my hands came into contact with the air they turned a fetching shade of blue, which just don't look sexy at all knowwhatimean, breh? On a lighter note, it's payday tommorow (que fanfare) and it's about bleedin' time. We got our december pay really early so i've been as skint as captain skint the superskint man who's just been mugged. So it's down the heath for a few celebration drinkies and some grub, then off to my cousin's to wish him happy birthday and all that shit, then into town to attend a retirement do..which is nice... Oh and i'm taking delivery tommorow of something i havent bought, well...since Mr.Dave and I were in school. Can you guess? It's nothing particulary exciting though. Urm...fuck it that's enough. Laterrr! |
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| Wednesday, January 28th, 2004 |
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Please don't snow tommorow. Please don't snow tommorow. Please don't snow tommorow. Pleeeeeeeeeease... |
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How do you tell someone who is too bloody minded to take a hint that you don't want to be friends (or anything else) with them anymore? Without feeling guilty that is. Answers on a freakin' postcard please. P.S Please bear in mind that old classics like "Tell her you're gay!", "Move abroad" or "Change your name to Les Dennis" will not be considered. Cheers. |
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| Sunday, January 25th, 2004 |
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Dan's Top ten comedians 1.Eddie Izzard 2.Bill Hicks 3.Peter Sellars 4.John Cleese 5.Jack Dee 6.Ronnie Barker 7.Chris Morris 8.Peter Cook 9.Steve Coogan 10.Bill Bailey |
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| Sunday, November 23rd, 2003 |
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| Anyone here into Cannibal Ox? | ||
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Been listening to Iron & Wine's The Creek Drank The Cradle a lot lately. Some of the most touching lyrics i've ever heard. Even though i've never been to the US, it conjures up images of (what i'd imagine) the deep south to be like. Or maybe i've just had too much coffee. I dunno. The newish EP The Sea And The Rythmn is great too. |
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| Thursday, October 16th, 2003 |
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1. Your name spelled backwards. Hilariously enough,Nad. As in testicle. My LJ name would be enonad. 2. Where were your parents born? Mountain Ash and Cardiff. 3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A remix by Four Tet of Bonobo's Flutter. 4. What's your favorite restaurant? La Loupe 5. Last time you swam in a pool? About 3 years ago with my ex. 6. Have you ever been in a school play? Shit loads. The highlight being a nativity. I was a shepherd. 7. How many kids do you want? At the moment I don't want any.Dunno about in the future. 8. Type of music you dislike most? Christ how long have you got? Commericial hip hop and RnB the most,probobly. 9. Are you registered to vote? Yes. Haven't done it yet though. No one worth voting for. 10. Do you have cable? NO.My parents live in the stone age. 11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? No. 12. Ever prank call anybody? Ha! Yeah in my younger days. 13. Ever get a parking ticket? Nope. Can't drive. 14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Christ no, I get vertigo standing on a chair. 15. What is the desktop picture on your computer? Some abstract art thing. 16. Do you have a garden? Yeah. One full of stone animals. 17. What's your favorite comic strip? Garfield,without doubt. 18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Urm,no i'm ashamed to say. The good thing with the welsh anthem is you can bluff your way through it very easily. "Antogion en woggion....." 19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower, morning and night. 20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Carlito's Way on DVD. 21. Favorite pizza topping? Cheese 22. Chips or popcorn? "Chips". Or crisps as us non freaks call them. 23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? OOh, a nice red. But only on weekends. 24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? No, I'm not a freak. 25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Yeah.I came third. 26. Orange Juice or apple? Apple. Even though it looks like piss. 27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? La Loupe with my brother,my sis in law and my folks. 28. Favorite type of chocolate bar? Fruit n Nut. 29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? I haven't. They're all as useless as each other. 30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Today actually. My dad grows em. 31. Have you ever won a trophy? Came third in a butlins skateboarding competition. I won a little bronze tropy of a man on a skate board. Disturbingly,he looked like Bob Monkhouse. 32. Are you a good cook? Yeah. As long as it's microwave cooking. 33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Is this a wanking question? 34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? No but i've been dying to get my hands on those japanese kitchen knives that can cut through tanks for years. 35. Sprite or 7-up? Either. They both taste the same. 36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? how about school? Never to work thank christ. I had to wear black trousers, white shirt and a blue and yellow tie to school. Very sexy. 37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Shower gel. 38. Ever throw up in public? God yeah. Real multicolour projectile spew. 39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Can't I have both? 40. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. Shag at first sight,yeah. 41. Ever call a 1-900 number? as in 0898? Not yet. But I am getting desperate. 42. Can ex's be friends? Well i guess so, but it's yet to happen to me. 43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Blimey...uhm...my brother. 44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Bald as a coot until I was 2. 45. What did you eat today? A bar of chocolate, a fried breakfast, a cheese and bacon burger and an ommelette. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? Not funny. 47. What was the name of your first pet? Thumper.A rabbit unsuprisingly. 48. What is in your purse? ooh,tampons, make up and an attack weasle. 49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? Smoke and watch TV. Or if I have a decent book,read. 50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? The coffee machine working properly. |
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| Thursday, October 9th, 2003 |
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Hello. I've been to london. It was fun. The Tate was excellent. The Comedy Store Rules. Shelly was nice. Coaches Suck. Especially when you have a headache. Bye. |
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| Monday, September 8th, 2003 |
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Bleurgh. Day 2 of suspected food poisoning. Have spent much of last 2 days visiting my porcelain friend..doing the...ahem..buisness. I don't feel quite so bad today which is good cos i have to go to work tommorow and cant afford anytime off. Anyways...i'm blaming it on a burger from what WAS the best burger outlet in the whole godammned world,bella donna. I remember thinking at the time,this tastes funny,but being as drunk as the pope on a sunday i carried on munching regardless..bad move. Awakened on saturday morning with a headache and the squits.fantastic. I was supposed to go to dave's housewarming saturday but just couldnt face it. Just hope he dosent beat me down with his shoes for missing it. Anyway enough of the ins and outs of my digestive system,i'm off to try and eat something.Super Noodles probobly. |
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| Thursday, August 28th, 2003 |
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| Wednesday, August 27th, 2003 |
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heh. cool. |
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| Monday, August 25th, 2003 |
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Geeks Linda Barker Tony Blair Victoria Beckham George Bush River Styx Westlife River Phlegyas Jamie Oliver Ainsley Harriott Bill Gates |
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| Thursday, August 21st, 2003 |
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I lost to a hippie?! |
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my new name is Über-Centurion of The Ridiculous Army of Furry Wilderness Creatures, Dan James Wilce apparently. |
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| Wednesday, August 20th, 2003 |
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Ever had the feeling of something bugging you but you dont know what it is? Feels like it's important,but....gah! It's kind of like a "Did I leave the Iron on?" sort of feeling.. Help! I may go insane.. |
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LiveJournal for Half Man Half Matress.
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contemplative.
cheerful.
curious.
bored.
calm.