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Date:2003-02-17 06:48
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Indrade and the Ugly Duckling have been locked up all night - someone must remind me to ask Ursi what good a lock is for privacy when he doesn't know how to _shield_ properly.

{smirk}

Oh, and the party was boring. I'm arranging the next one and there will be no leaving early! Even if you're drugged or pissed off (that only makes parties more interesting, Indrade, Kaen).

Aneiron just walked by with one of my salamander's favorite harps. This should be fun to watch ...

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Date:2003-02-13 04:47
Subject:A new city.
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Las Vegas is decadent and ugly, and the showgirls are untalented. They're desperate to please me, of course, but their stiff human bodies will prevent them from advancing much further.

Last night I fed on one named Dolly - she came to me, begging for a chance to prove her worth. I treated her with the appropriate cold kindness and sent her on her way to Indrade after she'd rested. She'll make a good companion for this woman named Sarah that Xer'Dun has been complaining about; maybe they'll shut each other up.

Speaking of my salamander, I soothed my disappointment in the showgirls by taking a cue from the Ugly Duckling and gambling away his estate. I'll enjoy his reaction when he wakes up penniless.

Now, where _are_ my peaches? Kaen, did you eat them when you were angry with me?

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Date:2003-02-07 07:24
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What's this rumour I hear about my salamander impregnating a human woman?

Kaen, lovely, put that down - it's fragile. I'll show you how it works later. {purr} Oh, you're so _delicious_ when you're sulking, darling.

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Date:2003-01-21 13:36
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I want my Kaen to wake up _now_. He can't properly thank me for his flowers while unconscious.

The bus driver that hit him is in the next room -- I think I'm going to move his IV lines into his soft tissue so his skin swells like an overripe melon. If he screams I'll tear his throat out.

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Date:2003-01-18 10:03
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I hope that Jalia's sister didn't mind too much when I went down on Xer'Dun during their dinner date. No, actually, I don't care -- it was fun, and the look on the waiter's face ...

{purr}

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Date:2003-01-12 09:56
Subject:In St. Louis.
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The elf-whore says that the rat-king fucked with my lovely little human's mind before fucking the rest of him. I really will kill him -- no, the man I just hired will kill him. This woman 'Anita' says he's the best.

We met last night in a ridiculous club as her boyfriend had me against the wall in his office. I asked her join and she shot me in the side. Thank the Hells that she didn't accept; I spoke before I got a good look at her. Even dressed up for a date, she was uglier than _Ursi_.

I still haven't made her cry enough for shooting me, but I like these things, 'guns'. I think I'll get one of my own.

...

So my Kaen's pet has hatched. Scrub your skin clean, lovely, and come visit me. You know where I am and I forgive you.

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Date:2003-01-11 20:12
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I'm leaving.

I no longer wish to stay in the same building as that king of rats, Falthus, and his little rat-subjects.

Kaen, your present is on your pillow. Burn it.

May the hells fall on all of your heads in their full fury, and may you regret EVER betraying me.

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Date:2003-01-08 06:21
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I find myself in a good mood.

{purr}

The orgy was small and boring -- quaint, really. It's a shame that Ursi fled like a frightened human peasant before the elf-whore could demonstrate the uses of sparkling wine.

Speaking of the healer brat, I punished him for naming his rabbit Kamelah. It was so amusing to watch the tears well up in his eyes when I told him that Shondarins _really_ like rabbit stew. Now he thinks that Indrade wants to eat his pet.

That will teach him to degrade a noble name!

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Date:2003-01-05 00:00
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Where is my lovely human pet?

I must have misplaced him; he _is_ rather small and easily overlooked. Return him to me undamaged and I'll give you a kiss.

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Date:2003-01-04 21:22
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I feel less pretty than usual today. Since this is impossible, it must be that damned mirror I bought yesterday; it's flawed. I'd buy a new one, but the shop-owner said he'd call the police if I ever came near him again. I _only_ threw him through the 'Italian Collection,' but he acts like I was trying to kill him.

... well, maybe I was. He refused to bow and I was in a bad mood.

That blighted whoreson Falthus isn't dead yet -- he will be soon, but for now, salamander, forget the elf and come distract me.

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Date:2002-12-18 01:46
Subject:{seethe}
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Falthus is _HERE_.

He dares come near me. He dares stay under the same roof as me. He _dies_.

I will poison the slut Aneiron's energy. When Falthus touches him, his skin will blister and peel. It will kill Aneiron, but he has been corrupted.

Falthus' body will rot.

The slut will have a proper funeral if he cooperates.

Falthus will _die_.

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Date:2002-12-11 18:37
Subject:In Texas.
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Xer'Dun's screams are difficult to ignore.

I teleported myself and the elf whore shortly after Jalia and Kaen gated. We should have stayed in Bangkok. It's unpleasant here; I had to punish _three_ insolent humans for calling me names before we arrived at Aneiron's ranch, and two more for looking at me wrong.

At least now I can protect my human from Aneiron's advances. The Speck is cute, but I won't tolerate any Speck-Kaen action unless I'm also involved.

Why won't my salamander _just shut up_? This 'brain burn' that Jalia and his lord glory must be painful, but he could at least have the courtesy to let me molest Ursi in peace.

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Date:2002-12-08 16:47
Subject:*smug*
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My salamander dies for my kisses.

I've been refusing to have sex with him as punishment for calling me 'pet'. Today, though, I gave him one of my kisses and told him that I 'just might do more if you swear on the Soul of Shondar and your lord glory never to call me "pet" again.' He swore quite eloquently, but I thought he hadn't been punished enough and had fun with the elf instead.

He didn't notice that while I was kissing him, I was weaving an impotency spell.

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Date:2002-12-06 15:27
Subject:I always get what I want.
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The elf is sleeping on my bed.

My salamander's .... acquaintance ... Jalia just brought him. I know they didn't have sex so why is he so tired? (And why isn't _she_? She's hugging me so hard I can barely breathe -- Jalia! Let go, witch!)

I look forward to his reaction when he wakes up and I introduce myself.

My salamander, by the way, gets no sex until he stops calling me 'pet.' Fucking it out of him didn't work, so I'll have to try something new. Perhaps an impotency spell? Or unbearable, unfulfilled lust?

... what do you think, Jalia _darling_?

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Date:2002-12-03 18:10
Subject:Bloody fucking --
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Hells.

It's been a long time since I've been _this_ sore.

When I was just sixty, my father caught me playing skip-stones in the river during the monsoon. After he let me out of the dungeon he asked if I'd ever had second thoughts about doing something so stupid. I said, 'Why? The river knows that if it dares take me I'll have a thousand men split it in half.'

Two years later the river _did_ dare take me. {growl} Once I could walk I ordered a thousand troops to dig and now the river meets the ocean in two separate places.

This is a warning, salamander. Put your affairs in order.

Once I can walk...

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Date:2002-11-27 19:33
Subject:We leave for Bangkok tomorrow.
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My new human pet is lovely.

My salamander said something that frightened him today, and no sooner had the word 'tonight' passed his lips than his hair burst into flames! I've never seen a more amusing sight. I'll order Kaen to do it again once it grows back.

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Date:2002-11-20 15:30
Subject:Beauty!
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I thought it would be impossible to find in this world.

Hong Kong's climate is much too cool and the gutters, although cleaner than those in Damascus and Bangkok, would still make an inadequate toilet for a diseased goat. The city itself is displeasing--there's no discipline in their architecture, and what few buildings are passable are clumped together without any thought for overall effect. The music blaring from the shops and 'cars' is, at best, suitable to get recalcitrant dragonsnakes in the mood.

The humans _spit_ in the streets. {disgusted} When the philosopher Koljar said that 'human culture is the culture of animals,'(*) he was right--for once.

But this morning I discovered something unexpected. There was a beautiful human boy watering the plants on his balcony, wearing nothing but a diaphanous robe and his shimmering black hair. He screamed and knocked me over the railing with the watering can when I dropped down for a closer look, but what I did see--

Needless to say, after my salamander so graciously bought me the silks and leather I'm now wearing, he also bought me paints and a canvas. I'll return tonight and paint this human while he sleeps.


(*) A Philosophical Treatise on the Mountains of Shioshanxani Submitted to His Majesty, Kamelah of Merschal XVII, on the Eve of his Reign, Chapter 5. I don't give a fuck what verse.

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Date:2002-11-13 20:59
Subject:Such delicious rage.
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My salamander nearly broke free.

Seeing me in the lap of his lord glory, licking peach juice from his fingers, seems to have given him the strength to dislocate his shoulder in order to work his right hand free--

But no matter.

I found him in time. I reinforced the wards and the spell to keep him silent. Later, I may treat him by taking on his lord glory's form. Such initiative makes my knees weak.

Seeing him like this has lifted my spirits considerably. The only thing better would be Falthus' head on a pike and his crown in my hands. But it can wait.

I must attend my glorious, beautiful salamander.

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Date:2002-11-12 23:44
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Khavi,

Last night an emissary from your father paid me a visit. He seems to think I kidnapped you. I don't know why he thinks I'd want to kidnap you, but then, he's never been known for his sense.

It was very annoying.

Return home at once. You were supposed to marry your brother two weeks ago and he's getting impatient. I'm tired of reading his journal entries on the subject.

- Your King,

Falthus.

P.S. Your teeth will be more effective than a razorblade. He has a bite fetish.

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Date:2002-11-12 20:32
Subject:{bliss}
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My beautiful salamander, flushed, quivering with rage, and helpless. I shiver thinking about it.

He didn't expect the wards to be hidden in the bowl of peaches that my human woman brought me. He killed her with his screams before I silenced him with the spell I prepared, but no matter--he merely saved me the trouble of sacrificing her to the Three Hells myself.

I believe I'll let him dangle from the ceiling for a while longer to wonder what I'm going to do to him.

Another stupid survey to pass the time. )

I think he's waited long enough; it's time to remove 'pet' from his vocabulary. When I'm through we'll be travelling to a place called 'India'--my salamander wishes to visit 'Sweden', but I've heard it's cold and wet. But I will email his Speck and ask which has a climate friendlier for a warmth-loving demon, just to be sure.

Now where did I put that razor I used to clean the humans?

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