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Hello! My name is Susan and I am an ostrich and this is my webpage.




I am most famed for my well-kept livejournal. I am also famed for my role in worldwide disasters--Not only did I fuck the world trade center, I also fucked Chernobyl, a bridge in Oklahoma, Mt. Vesuvius, Stonehenge, and the Berlin Wall. You have to take the good with the bad, that is the truth!

The best way to get to know me better, besides moving to my cunt and dining at one of the many 4-star restaurants in the Culinary District near my cervix, is to read about some of my most memorable exploits:

The day I fucked the World Trade Center with no rubber!

The day Stoler & Stoler Consulting advised me to eat toast

When I gave trick or treaters the clap

The mathematical formula for Cher

Uncle Stanley-Bob is a rake...as always.

Terrorists in my cunt!

Upgraded feminine bouquet and I fucked the founding fathers

Birth of Millicent, an ovum.

Fertilization of Millicent, into an emu chick

I peed a Monet, and pictures

I was appointed bursar, I mailed my uncle's penis, I love Shang

New Year's Carpet-cleanings, and the story of Bethany

Bethany died

Sister Todd got pregnant with furniture

Pedro-Eddie popped

Sister Todd births furniture

Poor Petunia-Shawn

I went fork-nubbing

I lost it for a bit

I met Cher!

Arrested for extreme public sneezing

I joined the band of susans

I went sushi-lying

The true story of what happened to Bethany

I upgraded my feminine bouquet again

NYU at the Bunghole

AIDS and a new body

I cried a lot

the boobonic plague

100 things about me, me, me!

Banned from Ethan Allen

I saw Dr. Faust because my repute was ill

I met Flotsam Gregory and I was given a brewery

I raped Shang the first time

Uncle Stanley-Bob is the biggest rake in the business

I granted my cunt self-governance

Things for which I am thankful, Theo!

Shang got raped again

Quotes about me!

Millicent gets sent to charm school

I smelled Justin Timberlake

A fungus

Uncle Stanley-Bob gets arrested for Czech forgery

Elizabeth Smart went to college in my cunt

Why I hate George W. Bush

I met my brother, Promethio

I wooed the Leonard M. Stern School of Business

I had the hooting cough

Explanation of Urban, my son

Millicent humped my LJ mood icon!

Millicent gets sent to a concentration camp

Urban is born

Urban was bad

Millicent does not concentrate at her concentration camp

I drank ether

a booble bath

I had a tapesnake

The day I did not cause a blackout

VirChoose

I'm getting sued again

A registered letter

Another registered letter

Current livejournal

About my family and friends

A glossary of my interests



My merchandise!

Sign my guestbook!

Susan L'Ostrich

Single mother of two • Cavernous cunt • Square cunt • Houses vast metropolis inside cunt • Bursar at NYU • Student at NYU • Resident of the Broncks • Niece to rakish octopus • Sister of vain musk ox • Does wing-bops for strength and endurance • Enjoys sushi-lying, smoopwaddling, etc...