The Bush twins think they have it pretty tough:
The book recalls the twins' run-ins with the law in underage drinking incidents. The girls regard their Secret Service agents as "their chauffeurs, bellhops and valets," the book says. It says "they persist in seeing themselves as victims of daddy's job."
In related news, Jenna and Barbara cry themselves to sleep every night, muttering "It's not easy being me" over and over.
Link via TBOGG.
Posted by Sadly, No! at January 8, 2004 09:34 AM | TrackBack"Their parents have taken a hands-off approach toward the young women, the author says."
And it shows!
Posted by: Bibs at January 8, 2004 01:23 PM"Victims of Daddy's job"? Yeah, you and all 280 million of us, not to mention the dead Iraqis.
Posted by: Thlayli at January 8, 2004 06:27 PMWTF?! You haven't said jack about Amber since January 6! She's now decided she loves the Iranian people as much as she loves cock, maybe more! And do you have anything to say about this development? Sadly, No!
Amber link: http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/m/amp237/
Posted by: Frederick at January 9, 2004 09:51 AMDoesn't that line about misusing Secret Service agents sound -- well -- a little familiar?
http://www.peer.org/press/336.html
Posted by: Bayard at January 10, 2004 04:23 AM"Doesn't that line about misusing Secret Service agents sound -- well -- a little familiar?"
The Barney connection!
http://www.whitehouse.org/ask/barney.asp
:mad:
Posted by: Bibs at January 10, 2004 11:41 AMWe don’t know why everyone makes so much fun of us. We’ve never killed any of our boyfriends, unlike mom, http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:qspGNEZ47s0J:www.bartcop.com/pickles.htm+%22Laura+Bush%22+boyfriend+killed&hl;=en&ie;=UTF-8 , or driven drunk, like Dad and Uncle Dick, http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:OUF3KAB1B24J:www.policy.com/Drugs.htm+%22George+W.+Bush%22+%22Dick+Cheney%22+drunk+driving&hl;=en&ie;=UTF-8 . Nor are we muff divers like Dick’s daughter, or lipstick lesbians like Aunt Lynne, http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:cMw0gReYRKEJ:www.wilderness-cry.net/tcn/2001/mar27.html+%22Lynne+Cheney%22+lesbian+sisters+daughter+bed&hl;=en&ie;=UTF-8 . And you don’t see us going to Vegas, getting married, then calling it off two days later like Dad’s #1 fan, Britney Spears, http://www.britneyspears.org/cgi-bin/coranto/old/news-archive-9-2003.html
Posted by: Barbara and Jenna Bush at January 11, 2004 05:02 AMSecret Service agents have said, very off-the-record, that the only two personalities to have treated them with respect & dignity were Fritz Mondale and Patti Davis.
Doesn't sound like Jeena & Barb will make that list.
Posted by: andante at January 12, 2004 11:55 PM
Bayard, Do I know you?
Have you ever been to St Louis?
If yes, hit me up on ICQ: 136547585.
If not - sorry you just remind me of someone.
regards,
Chris