Shadow
Government Emerges From Hole, Sees Shadow 2/3/04 - Competing
for press time with Punxsutawney Phil, D.C. Dick emerged from
his hole yesterday morning and saw his shadow, indicating that
it would be six more weeks until the US invaded another country.
... read on ...
Report:
Support For Raymond Continues To Drop 1/21/04 - A
new poll by Reuters/MSNBC/Zogby International indicates that
more love has been lost for television star "Raymond"
in the past year. Critics have gone as far as to suggest that
CBS change the name of the show to "Nearly Everybody Loves
Raymond", or "A Good Majority Love Raymond."
... read on ...
Appearance
Of Female Flesh Lump During Annual Sweaty Men In Tights
Engaging In Homoerotic Tackling and Fumbling Competition
Enrages Gay Men
Shadow
Government Emerges From Hole, Sees Shadow
Report:
Support For Raymond Continues To Drop
Following
Opening of Weigh Station Along Ohio/Indiana Border, Planets
Unexpectedly Arrange In Heliocentric Alignment
In
Related News: 
NASA
Report: "While US Remains Fixated on Global Domination,
Several Planets and Moons Within Own Solar System Await Claimants
of Bountiful Water, Gas Resources"
